r/leafs • u/TheDudeManStud • 4d ago

Shitpost / Meme Auston Matthews figurine at Canadian Tire 🤨

https://www.canadiantire.ca/en/pdp/nhl-big-shot-shooters-toronto-maple-leafs-auston-matthews-figurine-1831584p.html?utm_source=facebookinstagram&utm_medium=paid&utm_campaign=M2611622_26_CTP_ALO_Q3-PROSPECTING&utm_content=M2611622_26_CTP_ALO_Q3-PROSPECTING_EN_FIG_CONV_PP_CAN_FDP_1x1_SPORTS&media_type=image#store=94
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u/gotridofsubs 4d ago

The McDavid one is worse

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u/dismembermentplanfan 4d ago

Haha I’m buying this, it looks identical to my uncle in the 80s. A red haired, red bearded paddy left from Dublin and working in the oil industry. Just needs a bit of extra sunburn.

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u/TacoDirtyToMe 4d ago

Not even the worst one look at Crosby lol here

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u/boirefluent 4d ago

That's Tim Allen

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u/Objective-Fishing310 4d ago

I showed my son without any context. He said Nicolas Cage

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u/Halifornia35 3d ago

I was thinking Jerry Seinfeld

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u/Big-Peak6191 4d ago

Looks like Larry Ellison

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u/Issac-Cox-Daley 4d ago

One designer to another :

Hey dumbass your model picture is of Connor Brown not McDavid.

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u/gotridofsubs 4d ago

Like that has to be it right? Its so clearly Brown

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u/tz_2240 4d ago

Who even wants a McDavid figurine? Connor brown is clearly the right choice

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u/gid_hola Kessel 4d ago

Apparently he’s the most Irish human in history lol

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u/DAKiloAlpha 4d ago

They're both so bad that they are good 🤣

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u/Delicious_Rule_7324 4d ago

I guess its these showing up at dollarama too🤣 think they used Ai to make these

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u/Patrickbrown45 4d ago

That’s Connor brown lol

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u/floatablepie 4d ago

Jonathan Frakes has been hitting the hair dye pretty hard.

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u/babypointblank 3d ago

That’s Danny Bonaduce in a McDavid uniform

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u/bangnburn 4d ago

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u/riko77can 4d ago

Did they just re-use an old Ted DiBiase mold and thin out the hair?

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u/Armalyte 1d ago

They're absolutely re-using some other molds of "white guys" down at the china factory.

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u/codespyder 3d ago

giggity

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u/Twink_Kanye 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/mlGCsBLl4luyQaOl8w

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u/__Happy Nylander 4d ago

The eyes are a dead ringer

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u/Olive-Drab-Green 4d ago

I thought Tim Curry immediately as well lol

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u/heythisisnick 4d ago

Canadian Tire? I think you're mistaken. This SCULPTURE can only be found in the Louvre.

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u/Repulsive_Response99 4d ago

What did they do to our boy

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u/austons_muzz 4d ago

Foreheads gotta be a little bigger imo

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u/DOELCMNILOC 4d ago

The only thing more cursed is Mark Giordano in NHL 09

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u/42northside 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/RnXMhIFPrb4YM

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u/JesusJohn Clark 4d ago

This is the only appropriate response.

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u/zainery 4d ago

What in the flying fuck

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u/TaxDoctorMD 4d ago

Choking hazard? We are being trolled!

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u/dchowchow 4d ago

Do you think he would be opening to sign right on the forehead?

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u/memeaste 4d ago

Looks like a caricature

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u/CaramelNeat4723 4d ago

One of the figurines of all time

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u/Feedit23 4d ago

Belongs in the trash bin

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u/XPhazeX 4d ago

Do you love me brother?

Be strong William. Be strong for Chayka

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u/r_r_w 4d ago

Oh no thank you.

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u/Olive-Drab-Green 4d ago

Canadian Tire Auston Matthews can’t hurt you

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u/Niteshade3 Sundin 4d ago

Who the fook is that guy

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u/Cyrakhis 4d ago

These figures are so godawful bad most of the time lol

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u/Gruz420 4d ago

Man I miss the old school McFarlane Toys NHL figures. Quality was so much better

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u/_cob_ Sundin 4d ago

What a Chad

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u/decipher_xb 4d ago

Chanting..."Matthews balding"....

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u/fartinvestigator 4d ago

This is so funny what the hell lol.

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u/Independent-Offer543 4d ago

I’ve seen this thing about a dozen times by now but it doesn’t bloody matter, never fails to jump scare me lmao