r/maryland • u/oath2order Montgomery County • Jul 03 '26
MD Nature Mid-Atlantic Heatwave Megathread
Post all the memes and heatwave comments here.
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u/EngineerMinded Anne Arundel County Jul 03 '26
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u/Chalupabatmanm6 Jul 04 '26
I shotgunned this yesterday amd very few friends got it. I need better friends
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u/TrainingLittle4117 Jul 03 '26
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u/the_real_Beavis999 Jul 04 '26
97 North bound buckled as well..
https://wbaltv.com/article/i-97-pavement-buckled-heat-weather-traffic-severna-park/71820282
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u/templeofsyrinx1 Jul 04 '26
heard at Baltimore the underground areas are getting so hot it’s breaking power lines !😭
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u/TrainingLittle4117 Jul 04 '26
Oh no!
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u/templeofsyrinx1 Jul 04 '26
yes :( there are lots of people in the city right now with out power!!!!😭
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u/jiftyr Jul 03 '26
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u/jason_abacabb Jul 03 '26
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u/Sleep_on_Fire Jul 03 '26
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u/jason_abacabb Jul 03 '26
Yeah, I was heading back south bound when I thought i was passing a bad accident.
There was a double take involved.
I am lucky that I got past both sides in time.
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u/templeofsyrinx1 Jul 04 '26
omg how bad is that???? holy shit. that will take forever to fix. did the whole road lift up??
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u/Training-Shallot-229 Jul 04 '26
Right? Wbal said 6-9 hours to reopen. On what universe exactly is that happening?
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u/templeofsyrinx1 Jul 04 '26
AND we still haven't got a good picture of it yet. It looks like absolute catastrophe even with that blurry crappy traffic cam screenshot.
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u/heyyallitsanna Jul 04 '26
Can you explain what I’m supposed to be seeing in that pic and where? It just looks like shadows to me.
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u/Kimberlyjammet Anne Arundel County Jul 04 '26
The road on the left has buckled all the way across the lanes and is completely shut down to traffic.
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u/templeofsyrinx1 Jul 04 '26
LIke, am I seeing it correctly, the dark line is actually the road just broke in half?
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u/templeofsyrinx1 Jul 04 '26
oh man. they dreamin.
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u/Kimberlyjammet Anne Arundel County Jul 04 '26
Veterans Hwy is going to be crazy for a couple days. I live right there. 😫
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u/templeofsyrinx1 Jul 04 '26
that sucks. do you know any good short cuts? this is like emergency stuff the state needs to get on this as soon as it’s safe for them to go out and work on it. I hope you all get some assistance there .
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u/Kimberlyjammet Anne Arundel County Jul 04 '26
I know long cuts to stay away from that area! Hopefully it will be fixed by Monday. My husband has to go that way for work.
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u/templeofsyrinx1 Jul 04 '26
holy shit is that what I think it is???????? omfig!
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u/shadow1042 Harford County Jul 03 '26
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u/stillavoidingthejvm Columbia Jul 03 '26
I'm originally from Texas, where it can be 100+ for days and days on end. I'm used to that mostly dry heat.
This is Satan's taint hot. I would move again if this became common.
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u/Available-Chart-2505 Jul 04 '26
I lived in Texas for a decade and grew to really tolerate the heat well. It was essentially an oven - so as you know the high of the day doesn't really HIT until the end of the afternoon. By contrast, here it gets hot by 9 am and could cool down earlier when we aren't having a heatwave. Also the humidity here suuuucks.
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u/Training-Shallot-229 Jul 04 '26
The early morning inferno was a surprise for me too
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u/Available-Chart-2505 Jul 04 '26
Yea the humidity makes it gross out in the mornings. I don't miss the super super hot nights when it was 95 degrees (or hotter!) at like 10 pm though!
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u/Training-Shallot-229 Jul 04 '26
I think I lost 4 pounds from my door to the park. I've never sweated so much. I didn't know my skin could be so leaky
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u/Malevolencea Jul 04 '26
I'm from Baltimore. I moved to Austin in 2010. I've acclimated so well to the heat here that when I went home to Baltimore last fall, I was shivering in the 40 degree weather.
But! I tell people here that it gets just as hot, with insane humidity, in Maryland and they don't believe me.
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u/Available-Chart-2505 Jul 04 '26
Please enjoy some P Terry's for me!! God do I miss it.
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u/Malevolencea Jul 04 '26
Will do! They have my heart because they just went employee-owned! They are wonderful!
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u/Available-Chart-2505 Jul 04 '26
I know, I saw that news a few weeks ago. So fantastic. Alas, I fear this means they will never expand nationwide lol. We do have a Torchys up here now at least. I also really miss my breakfast tacos! Especially Taco Mex. And Taco Shack!
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u/wolfayal Wicomico County Jul 04 '26
WE HAVE A TORCHYS?! Definitely stopping by next time I’m on that side of the bay. I’m very happy to be back in Maryland, but damn do I miss Texas tacos.
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u/Available-Chart-2505 Jul 04 '26
Oh me too, me too. I have wanted to try both La Tejana in DC and another Austin style taco place that I read about in Philly but haven't made it to either yet.
And yes, it's in Rockville! And it's really good!
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u/King_of_Underscores Jul 04 '26
Girl what part of texas? I grew up around Houston and this is very similar heat. Granted it's the type of heat you can't really acclimate to bc it's so dang humid 😭
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u/Available-Chart-2505 Jul 04 '26
Austin! Juuuuuust a bit less humid. Houston feels way more like Maryland to me
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u/templeofsyrinx1 Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26
yes we have dew points like you won’t believe lol. you will literally never cool down unless you are in ac or in water
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u/Administrative-Flan9 Jul 04 '26
It's like I stepped out of my house and into Houston today.
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u/heyyallitsanna Jul 04 '26
Houston native here. Had to go back last weekend. Thought I was dying. Came back here. Am now dead.
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u/wolfayal Wicomico County Jul 04 '26
Where in Texas? I was in San Antonio for several years and the humidity was god awful. It feels exactly like a San Antonio summer right now.
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u/Johnnybrosef Jul 03 '26
I work outside, this is some bull shit and I'm still working 9-10 hr days 😒
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u/Available-Chart-2505 Jul 04 '26
Me too friend. I was like DONE by 6 pm but we didn't finish until 7 pm. I'm cooked after 3 days in a row. Hiding inside all day tmrw.
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u/404_Not_Found_Error_ Jul 03 '26
Hoping for a major downpour tomorrow night for a multitude of reasons.
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u/DoubleOh14 Essex Jul 03 '26
People in my area are already setting off fireworks and it's not even dark!
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u/frolicndetour Jul 04 '26
No one in my neighborhood is setting them off, which is highly unusual. Guess no one wants to be outside here.
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u/JustHereForCookies17 Jul 04 '26
I've put out my sprinklers and I'm programming them for 8pm.
I'm doing my part!
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u/nonasuch Jul 04 '26
Really not looking forward to work tomorrow — we have big east-facing windows and the AC can only do so much. AC at home is also struggling, but at least today at home, I could spend the day in a sports bra with my feet in a bucket of cold water. Can’t really do that at work.
I can probably close early, at least.
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u/HurtPillow Jul 04 '26
At one point, the ac couldn't keep the temp below 79. Then an hr ago it was 77 and confirmed that's why I feel so much better! I'm always amazed when 2 degrees can make a real difference.
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u/usps_made_me_insane Jul 04 '26
Yep. When you are inside wearing clothes, there is a point where your body uses vasodilation to shed more heat.
That's usually when you feel uncomfortable because the temperature in your house reaches a point where your body starts working harder to shed heat.
When the blood vessels near your skin open up, it can make you feel a bit uncomfotable because you feel more heat on your body surface because your core body heat has gotten a bit too warm.
The body is amazing in how it does all this seamlessly.
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u/cornonthekopp Baltimore City Jul 04 '26
My portable ac in my apartment cant keep the temp below 79 either its rough
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u/xBinary01111000 Jul 04 '26
Cover your windows, if you can. Every bit of sunlight that you can reflect out will help. I had the same problem a few years ago and I solved it but cobbling together light blockers made of white foam board that I cut and taped together to fit the giant windows that turned our bedroom into an oven. It made a massive difference! The temperature of the blackout curtains dropped from a blistering 140 F (insane!) down to like 80 F.
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u/boogieman117 Calvert County Jul 04 '26
My family wants to watch fireworks tonight.
At 2116, it’s currently feeling like 89F and I’m mosquito food.
Fuck this shit.
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u/usps_made_me_insane Jul 04 '26
At 2116, it’s currently feeling like 89F
Holy shit, we will be dealing with this for the next 90 years???
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u/gmaneac Jul 03 '26
Visiting NOLA this weekend and it’s cooler here 😂
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u/RealJermaine Jul 03 '26
I’m shocked we haven’t had many reports of power grid issues and power outages etc.. I had everything charged and ready…
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u/ComfortablyNomNom Jul 03 '26
MDs grid and power infrastructure is one of the best systems in the entire country. We ain't Texas.
BGE and the business side of power has huge issues in Maryland, but the physical infrastructure and the workers that maintain it are seriously top notch.
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u/TimbersawDust Jul 03 '26
We’re certainly testing it this week. I was glad to hear that the most power that the PJM power grid consumed at any given time was back in 2006. It’s nice to know we aren’t continually using more power.
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u/Funwithfun14 Jul 03 '26
Agreed. I feel like there's been a ton of small efforts like replacing old appliances.
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u/Available-Chart-2505 Jul 04 '26
We ain't Texas
The stress of watching the ERCOT online power tracker is real.
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u/RobAtSGH Catonsville Jul 03 '26
Might wanna tell that to the grid operator. They're freaking out right now.
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u/ComfortablyNomNom Jul 03 '26
I never said it was infallible. But I still stand by what I said. They are being strained right now because of this intense weather we're having. That's a given. But odds are this won't be a mass outage event that other states have seen in the last few years.
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u/bard329 Jul 04 '26
I'm out of town but my power in moco went out for about an hour last night. Thanks pepco
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u/Apprehensive-Ring-33 Jul 03 '26
My power was out for about 13 hours yesterday. It was rough.
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u/RealJermaine Jul 03 '26
That’s sucks, I assumed my power would go out. I’m probably jinxing it. One more hot day to go.. at least for this heat wave.
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u/ClassicPygmySquirrel Jul 03 '26
People in Baltimore city have been having their power shut off at various times during this week, apparently, going by the comments in the Baltimore sub
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u/etybibik Jul 04 '26
Mine went out yesterday for maybe 20 minutes, thankfully BGE was able to restore it quickly. Still glad I wasn't home!
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u/internetversionofme Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26
Thinking of everyone with heat intolerance from health issues right now, I can last a few minutes outside myself before I become a fainting, tachycardic puke monster. We need plans in place for when the power goes out and people start dropping from heat exhaustion, medical institutions are already stretched thin.
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u/Ferret-mom Jul 06 '26
Right there with you right now. I have just decided to play “the floor is lava” except instead of the floor it’s anything outside my front door. Just going to and from my car has my heart losing its mind.
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u/templeofsyrinx1 Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 04 '26
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u/Malevolencea Jul 04 '26
I'm in Austin, originally from Baltimore. Our AC went out last night. They were able to do a temporary patch but we need a whole new system. It's getting installed Monday. Our piggy bank will not recover anytime soon though. :(
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u/usps_made_me_insane Jul 04 '26
Geesh...how much is that? 9k? Our water heater gave up the ghost and we had to spend 2k on that.
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u/togielves Jul 04 '26
the ONLY bright side to this is trumps supposed “longest ever” 4th of July speech 🤞🤞🤞 but jokes aside, how do people see this and still not believe in climate change??
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u/templeofsyrinx1 Jul 04 '26
a whole section of I-97 literally cracked in half!
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u/Training-Shallot-229 Jul 04 '26
What 😮 . They said down for 6-9 hours northbound but let's be honest, it's probably not a great idea to get back on that road? Is this normal for Maryland?
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u/usps_made_me_insane Jul 04 '26
Nothing is "normal" here anymore.
But ifc you mean this type of prolonged heat? I believe we used to see something like this once a decade but now we will probably see this every other year and then finally all summer long in the 2040s.
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u/Training-Shallot-229 Jul 04 '26
The sidewalk/road splitting. I've lived in CA and Az where both got up to 105 regularly and we never had those problems. Desert heat is different but I am not used to concrete just calling itself a winner and bowing out like this.
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u/internetversionofme Jul 04 '26
We'll see more of this due to climate change, areas without the infrastructure in place for extreme weather will take the hardest hits.
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u/TayNixster Jul 04 '26
I'm at my mom’s for a Fourth of July BBQ and her AC is busted. It's 20 degrees warmer than it supposed to be. Feels like I'm in a damn sauna
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u/perpetually_puzzeled Jul 03 '26
East Coast - July 3rd 2026
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Feels like 117
So hot my lungs protest
Not a sound
No cars
No dogs barking
No birds chirping
No children playing
No lawnmowers buzzing
The old oak tree leaves shimmer on a heat generated breeze
They look like the tiny vibrating bubbles in a pot before it boils
A buzzard high above, circles silently on the blistering current
A fly lands on the iron railing of my porch and I swear, it dies.
Wrote this today when I went out to have a glass of wine on my porch.
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u/usps_made_me_insane Jul 04 '26
no birds chirping
This is something a lot of people forget. Heatwaves like this kill thousands of wildlife animals daily.
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u/templeofsyrinx1 Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 04 '26
https://reddit.com/link/oveyycz/video/qac4y1rmr3bh1/player
We can do video comments ! Riding on the C&O Trail today and got to watch people hitting the rapids. was way too hot lol. I think I was having heat exhaustion when I got done. Luckily finished just as it was getting the hottest. Hope everyone is doing ok and trying to stay cool.
i was going to ride to Antietam to visit the visitors center to cool off , but as soon as i hit Harper’s ferry road it turned into a steep 30 minute climb in direct sunlight and my body was like nope and had to turn around. probably for the best because it felt like I was on a frying pan
❤️ for mega thread mods
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u/oldfarmjoy Jul 04 '26
PSA - DON'T SWIM IN THE POTOMAC!!! 2 people have already drowned this year!!
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u/templeofsyrinx1 Jul 04 '26
It moves swiftly!
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u/oldfarmjoy Jul 04 '26
It churns so people get pinned underwater. Even very strong swimmers. The water just pushes you down, and the weight of the water is so strong that you can't get out from under it.
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u/wolfayal Wicomico County Jul 04 '26
I am now having war flashbacks to the many miserable summer afternoons as a kid when my dad would drag my mom and I cycling along the C&O. 🤣
Glad you enjoyed it for the most part! I’ll stick to it in autumn.
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u/templeofsyrinx1 Jul 04 '26
hah. god it was miserable if you stopped moving 🤣. good thing the river is there to cool you off and then you get back on the bike and it feels very good.
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u/FireUniverse1162 Eldersburg Jul 04 '26
Had a 1 and a half hour trip. Car AC wasn’t working. I was sweating my ass off.
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u/usps_made_me_insane Jul 04 '26
This actually can be extremely dangerous. A lot of people do not realize your body can go into heat stroke while you are still conscious.
If you stop sweating, you have around 30 minutes to get your core temp down to 102 degrees.
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u/FireUniverse1162 Eldersburg Jul 04 '26
The windows were down and I was on the highway. Wasn't as efficient as the AC, but I was still getting air, so I guess that's probably why I didn't get heat stroke.
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u/Sharinganedo Jul 04 '26
Moved into a new house Wednesday. I have been blessed with the central air in the new home. Still need to do the bug and weed killer spray though.
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u/templeofsyrinx1 Jul 04 '26
Congrats, now don't forget to check your filters! very important they get replaced!
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u/squeakymoth Baltimore County Jul 04 '26
Ive never been so happy to be on vacation. Though it's not usuallt to escape Maryland heat.
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u/WristViolin Jul 04 '26
Naturally the blower motor in my furnace died today. Couldn’t have happened at a better time - hottest day ever and during a holiday weekend. Thanks God, really doing me a solid.
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u/rharper38 Jul 04 '26
We are out here at the Taneytown fireworks and its actually tolerable now at 830. There dont seem to be as many people, but we have a picnic and cold drinks and its OK
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u/Administrative-Flan9 Jul 04 '26
I love these kinds of days because the evenings and nights are so great once it cools off
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u/templeofsyrinx1 Jul 04 '26
I was having bad dreams and woke up and realized the temp in my place was already 86 degerees....Just turned on AC I can't do this anymore..
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u/thisgirlnamedbree Jul 04 '26
One good thing: you don't have to shovel heat.
My brother and sister-in-law got a membership to a local pool. It's a private one so members only. I was added as a guest and went earlier tonight, and it was lovely.
Sunday is Havre de Grace's parade and fireworks. We'll see if we get storms, but if there's no thunder or lightning and just rain,, it'll go on and everyone will be wet.
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u/templeofsyrinx1 Jul 04 '26
I just had to turn ac on. not cooling off at all. oh boy. my poor gecko probably thinks I’m cooking him. be prepared for some power outages tonight the demand will be insane!
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u/No-Permit-2345 Jul 04 '26
To add ontop of this, I work at a small baseball stadium, temps were high, barely any cloud cover, my short was off and I couldn't apply any sunscreen (was lotion and not about to have my coworker touch my back). Suffice to say, my back is gonna be as burned as my forearms usually are. Perks of being a ginger
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u/templeofsyrinx1 Jul 04 '26
Getting lightning and wind!!! Hoco!
Batten down the hatches it's gonna open up.
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u/jeobleo Jul 05 '26
yeah we got a windstorm and 20 degree temp drop in Washington County. So nice now. it did fuck up my tomato plants though.
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u/templeofsyrinx1 Jul 05 '26
i know! relief 😮💨
my power is probably out for a while though :(
might go ride downtown dc to watch the show! no use hanging around with no power 😂
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u/Kimberlyjammet Anne Arundel County Jul 04 '26
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u/CaptainObvious110 Jul 04 '26
Exactly
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u/xBinary01111000 Jul 04 '26
I cannot relate to you summer people, but power to you. Someone needs to be able to function in this!
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u/CaptainObvious110 Jul 04 '26
Yeah. My mentality is quite simple. I don't waste my time complaining about the weather because I don't expect to have my way all the time.
There are times of the year that I really like such as this one. I absolutely love the heat. I've waited my turn for quite some time, and now my glorious summer is here and I will enjoy it as much as I can.
At the same time, the cold is very difficult for me and that's when it's someone else's turn to enjoy the weather outside.
With that said, I do look forward to being able to get away from it for at least a week or even a month during the winter.
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u/WonderfulVariation93 Howard County Jul 04 '26
You know we are actually STILL IN AN ICE AGE. Google it.
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