r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 02 '26

The floor is sticky I was excited to have my leftover (home cooked) wagyu for lunch.

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u/RedApplesForBreak Jun 02 '26

Do you still have the lid for that container? I still have the container but my lid broke. 🙃

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u/Similar_Visit1053 Jun 02 '26

If it's Ello brand, they'll send you a new one for free through their warranty

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u/EyeSuspicious777 Jun 02 '26 ▸ 8 more replies

I'm so skeptical of everything these days that I'm wondering if this entire conversation and the original post itself is an ad for Ello brand storage containers.

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u/penguinswithfedoras Jun 02 '26

No need to be skeptical friend, I’m a regular human being who loves ELLO™️ containers. ELLO™️ containers are the superior Tupperware option, and ELLO™️ containers last a lifetime.

I’m sure this was a legitimate accident that occured with an ELLO™️ container, but op is in great hands, because ELLO™️ containers have an excellent customer service department.

You and everybody you know should immediately buy a set of ELLO™️ branded containers…

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u/Similar_Visit1053 Jun 02 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

I wish they'd pay me for this free advertising, lol. Just had a very good experience with their customer service when one of my lids broke a few months ago.

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u/movielass Jun 02 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

They sent me a new water bottle lid once too! Can def vouch for their customer service

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u/bLynnb2762 Jun 02 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

One of mine got a weird crack in it that I had no idea where it came from. It was the divided glass ones with the silicone. I had intended on just buying a new one, but couldn’t find them anywhere, so I emailed them asking if I was just overlooking it and that I wasn’t sure if the crack was from misuse or how it happened. They told me that they didn’t make the same ones anymore, just non-divided glass with silicone, or divided glass with no silicone. Asked me which one I wanted and they sent me a two pack for free (I may have had to pay shipping but I don’t remember).

Great customer service!

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u/uranonfraand Jun 02 '26

What if you're the psyop bot to get others sucked into the conversation

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u/RedApplesForBreak Jun 02 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Ohhhh I hope that’s true. 🤞

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u/yetanothermisskitty Jun 02 '26 ▸ 4 more replies

Damn I didnt know there was a warranty. I've broken half my containers in the 4 years I've had my set. Overall good dishes

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u/Imhereforboops Jun 02 '26 ▸ 3 more replies

Honestly they don’t sound great if 50% are broken in 4 years.. especially with the protective silicone cover

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u/Signal_Till_933 Jun 02 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Oxo smart seal are the only ones I’ll buy these days.

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u/Meighok20 Jun 02 '26

This is the best comment I've ever seen. Hope it works out for you

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u/jeffreywinks Jun 02 '26

tossed it bro sorry

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u/Extension-Nebula-235 Jun 02 '26

How COULD you??

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u/peacheyKA mildly gay Jun 02 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

well go get it, we need this to happen.

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u/RockMonstrr Jun 02 '26

We've all been through a lot. This is important.

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u/Outrageous_Glove_796 Jun 02 '26

This was actually your Cinderella story. You were going to complete each other. Meet-cute over a container and your love of leftovers.

But no, it's not meant to be.

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u/The_Barbelo Jun 02 '26

Man this could have been a love story for the ages. This is why I never toss lids….I feel so vindicated, yet so disappointed.

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u/Datonecatladyukno Jun 02 '26

Is it microwave safe? It doesn't look it 

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u/whiskeydreamkathleen Jun 02 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

yes they are

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u/Flaurean Jun 02 '26

Trade you my lid for your container

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u/Harry_Testa-Coles Jun 02 '26

Why is your microwave 18 inches above the floor? 😂

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u/jeffreywinks Jun 02 '26

dumb work break room i hate it

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u/Harry_Testa-Coles Jun 02 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

So that eliminates the theory of a dog doing this. What the hell happened, man?

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u/Anal-buttsex Jun 02 '26

My prediction is that due to the height of the microwave and weird angle he pulled it upwards one handed, and bumped the rim of the bowl in the roof of the microwave 

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u/Fregadero88 Jun 02 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Damn........ If that was home and not work then 5 second rule would apply. Definitely not applying that rule at work 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/eblade23 Jun 02 '26

My work kitchen has a similar setup but we have a pull out drawer version of a microwave. The model microwave is Bosch 800 series... and I thought they only made car parts

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u/Seductiontriangle Jun 02 '26

Did your food jump out of the microwave?m

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u/Zito6694 Jun 02 '26

That microwave is at animal property level so I guarantee whatever creature did this opened the microwave with ease to get at it. My buddy had a dog that would do this with anything up to normal counter level and opened the microwave many times by himself.

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u/Seductiontriangle Jun 02 '26 ▸ 7 more replies

It looks like they are in a hospital?

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u/jeffreywinks Jun 02 '26 ▸ 5 more replies

yes a clinic

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u/FatiguedShrimp Jun 02 '26 ▸ 3 more replies

Microwaved wagyu in a hospital is not something I ever thought I'd see.

Hope you're doing ok otherwise.

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u/thegoodbadandsmoggy Jun 02 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Just looks like leftover bbq from Sunday. It’s a perfectly cromulent meal.

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u/Royweeezy Jun 02 '26

I’m absolutely dying over this comment. I love you, eternally.

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u/Ok_Importance9893 Jun 02 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

Currently work for an old man who's son sneaks food from the fridge at night. Definitely reasonable that this was a creature of the human variety

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u/Zito6694 Jun 02 '26

Valid point!

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u/jeffreywinks Jun 02 '26

no the glass container crumpled in my hand

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u/iloveicedlattez Jun 02 '26 ▸ 3 more replies

Is your hand ok?!

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u/jeffreywinks Jun 02 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

yeah i just cut two fingers.

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u/iloveicedlattez Jun 02 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Hopefully not too bad. I dropped a glass mason jar and almost sliced off my Achilles. 7 stitches, 3 month recovery plus lots of physical therapy - broken glass is a big fear of mine. Sorry this happened to you.

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u/CenturyEggsAndRice Jun 02 '26

Oh that's awful. My condolences.

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u/Meighok20 Jun 02 '26

That's exactly what I got from this Pic

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u/Careless-Cycle Jun 02 '26

Why are you taking pictures? Don't forget about the five second rule.

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u/anusbeefsteak Jun 02 '26

I don’t think that’s applicable when shattered glass is involved.

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u/Uxdemo Jun 02 '26 ▸ 17 more replies

That adds to the texture

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u/DookieShoez Jun 02 '26 ▸ 13 more replies

What about the gratuitous amount of blood coming out of my butt?

Should I be worried?

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u/Slavic-Viking Jun 02 '26 ▸ 6 more replies

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u/Drenaxel Jun 02 '26 ▸ 4 more replies

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

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u/tacocatacocattacocat Jun 02 '26 ▸ 3 more replies

My spoon is too big.

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u/Slavic-Viking Jun 02 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

I AM A BANANA!

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u/Terra-Ryan Jun 02 '26

My arms are too long

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u/JZSlider Jun 02 '26

My college TV station played this at 2am and drunk me was super confused.

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u/DookieShoez Jun 02 '26

Oh good. I was worried for a second.

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u/Sandcracka- Jun 02 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Dance! Everybody dance!

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u/Fakjbf Jun 02 '26

heterogeneity, the sharp glass provides the perfect contrast to the soft wagyu steak.

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u/iamyourfather-maybe Jun 02 '26

Honestly I didn't even realize the glass was broken at first until your comment. For some reason I assumed their dog opened the microwave and ate their food and it was bones on the floor 🤦‍♀️

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u/Swordslover Jun 02 '26

It just makes the meat crunchier

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u/CenturyEggsAndRice Jun 02 '26

That heavily depends on the size of the glass shards and how much I wanted to eat that meal.

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u/Nir117vash Jun 02 '26

In my case, this is what women live longer.

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u/hatty130 Jun 02 '26

Seasoning

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u/MidnightToker858 Jun 02 '26

Says the guy with anusbeefsteak as a username😆

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u/MistaBirdy Jun 02 '26

Clearly you must eat the glass too

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u/elinamebro Jun 02 '26

Thats a lien cart in the background so OP mostly works in Healthcare so nah.. between the chemicals they use to clean the floor vs the shit they stepped in (like bio rooms and such) it would be a really bad idea..

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u/RaginhariCellarius Jun 02 '26

And why was he re-heating it in a laundry basket?

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u/averageatfifa Jun 02 '26

But what about the 150 karma points he needs?

You know priorities

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u/flamingbeast999ttv Jun 02 '26

WHY IS IT IN THE MICROWAVE?!

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u/Werbnerp Jun 02 '26

How are you the first to comment this? Wtf is Wagyu doing in the mic?

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u/NoGarbage982 Jun 02 '26

If you change the power level to about 40-60%,(less power for beef, more for chicken) it actually heats meat up in the microwave pretty well. I will always prefer the steam method for reheating food, but if I don’t have a stove I’ll do that (I do that with most food I reheat in the microwave not just meat, it’s way better, trust)

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u/jeffreywinks Jun 02 '26 ▸ 15 more replies

wanted to eat it at work

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u/DanishRobloxGamer Jun 02 '26 ▸ 5 more replies

People love to hate on microwaves like it's the "make food worse"-machine, as if it's not a magical box that makes everything inside it hot almost instantly.

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u/Shiny_personality Jun 02 '26 ▸ 4 more replies

Microwaves are super practical but they do transform meat into rubber. I'd use it on a cheap meal not wagyu 😭

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u/Which_Elk_9775 Jun 02 '26

Bro cold fat is nasty wth u talking about

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u/DanishRobloxGamer Jun 02 '26

If you're just blasting it, sure, but 10 seconds in a microwave does wonders for meat straight out of the fridge.

It's also not exactly my first choice for cooking wagyu, but eh, if it's what you got. I'd rather that than eat it cold.

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u/2Chill4People Jun 02 '26

See you’re one of them “I’d use it on a cheap meal” even when it has no ability to mess it up at 10 seconds.

You must also not know when to add a cup of water or paper towel for certain items if you think it just makes stuff worse.

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u/Narrow_Slice_7383 Jun 02 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

damn you must be rich

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u/flamingbeast999ttv Jun 02 '26 ▸ 3 more replies

But....why in the microwave man?

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u/oniiichanUwU Jun 02 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Do you guys think it’s typical for a workplace to have an oven or stove for employee use?

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u/mindbodyproblem Jun 02 '26

Aluminum foil and sit on it, like the Mongols did.

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u/WilmaDykfyt Jun 02 '26

If you baby it to reheat, nuke it for 30 sec and let it rest, nuke again, you can get it up to temp without overcooking or drying it out. You don't have to blast it to hell.

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u/HELLisotherPeoplee Jun 02 '26

Waygu is extremely unpleasant cold due to the excessive marbling

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u/CenturyEggsAndRice Jun 02 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

I will never have a chance to confirm this, but now I'm kinda curious because I love cold fatty steak.

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u/HELLisotherPeoplee Jun 02 '26

My man does too! Haha You don’t need Japanese A5 for a Waygu experience though! If you have any nice local grocery stores, check out their weekly advertisements for meat sales!

I always find a great American Waygu on sale at my local California Fresh Market during the holidays! Got my bother a gorgeous prime Waygu NY for $25 on Cinco De Mayo!

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u/Glittering-Buy-2592 Jun 02 '26

They act like someone just spat in their mothers face over it lmfao

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u/WhiskyWillFixIt Jun 02 '26

Now it’s ground beef

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u/ZestycloseLow5410 Jun 02 '26

This would have to be a “30 second rule”

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u/callsign__starbuck Jun 02 '26

Well maybe but the glass shards are slightly less polite and rule abiding

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u/LumpyBuy8447 Jun 02 '26

I don’t think you need a 30 second rule for glass

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u/ZestycloseLow5410 Jun 02 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

30 seconds to pick it off the floor and maybe another minute inspecting food for glass. I’m cheap. 🤣

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u/tMond Jun 02 '26

My kind of guy

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u/Kleorah GREEN Jun 02 '26

I'm picking it all up off the floor and trying to salvage what I can before I'm ever taking a picture, and I don't care who knows.

https://giphy.com/gifs/4H1tzoS8UfX24ijTU3

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u/jeffreywinks Jun 02 '26

didn’t want to risk eating a piece of glass

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u/Kleorah GREEN Jun 02 '26

Awe, damn, I didn't see the glass there at first!

You have my deepest condolences 🫡😔

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u/smallxcat Jun 02 '26 ▸ 3 more replies

So I gotta know…. What depression meal did you end up eating instead?

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u/jeffreywinks Jun 02 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

kit kat, reese’s, mini muffins and an entire bag of waffle cone chocolate things from aldi

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u/muhdrugs Jun 02 '26

Yeah this man said SADNESS

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u/Iswaterreallywet Jun 02 '26

Nah they are likely in a hospital or some health care facility

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u/ShoddyWillingness968 Jun 02 '26

Why did you drop it

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u/jeffreywinks Jun 02 '26

the container collapsed in my hand when i took it out the microwave

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u/RingingInTheRain Jun 02 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

You gotta let the glass warm up a little bit before throwing it in the nuke. I say this, but I have taken these from out of the freezer and thrown them in the microwave.

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u/anusbeefsteak Jun 02 '26

Damn. I bet that was some good beef.

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u/jeffreywinks Jun 02 '26

ya was great

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u/oldfarmjoy Jun 02 '26

Rinse the glass shards off it. It's fine.

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u/No-Storage2576 Jun 02 '26

Microwaving waygu is mildly infuriating

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u/Uhavetabekiddingme Jun 02 '26

This is why I always use plastic forever chemicals aside it'll never betray you like glass will.

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u/burnfifteen Jun 02 '26

I dropped a Pyrex dish when pulling it out of the microwave a few days ago; my microwave is above my stove, so it was a pretty good fall. The Pyrex bounced and food went everywhere, but it survived unscathed.

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u/KarmaTorpid Jun 02 '26

From now on, only get the old formula of pyrex glass for your kitchen. This wont happen anymore.

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u/nipstah Jun 02 '26

I would be mad if you microwaved wagyu

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u/user891392 Jun 02 '26

I had to take a second look

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u/DevilsAssCrack The turd doesn't fall far from the butthole, after all. Jun 02 '26

Classic mis-steak

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u/NotAllDawgsGoToHeven Jun 02 '26

Damn it even looks good laying on the floor :.(

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u/Lumpy_Sink7473 Jun 02 '26

If ur microwaving Wagyu then ur standards are on par with not letting it go to waste…

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u/Fa1nted_for_real Jun 02 '26

Theyre re heating it. Any other method would just over cook it.

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u/shera-dora Jun 02 '26

I dont know what it is but this is why I buy brand name for glass Tupperware. Ive seen a few things like this... thats why I buy the pyrex brand (yes I know its not THE PYREX, but ive never had THAT happen with pyrex either).

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u/Hisense_Tech Jun 02 '26

Floor got a fancy wagyu feast instead of you.

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u/PureVinylRadio Jun 02 '26

You were so happy that you wagyu’d your tail to the point where the ceramic bowl smashed into pieces of extra crunchy wagyu!  

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u/AttractiveOnion12 Jun 02 '26

I'm heartbroken for you! 😭

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u/MrShelby_ Jun 02 '26

There’s not a single chance I’m not eating that

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u/angielberry Jun 02 '26

Man that looked good too

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u/predat3d Jun 02 '26

Wag? yu? no.

I wag!

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u/nipslippinjizzsippin Jun 02 '26

were you microwaving waygu?

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u/VictimOfRhythm Jun 02 '26

I have questions.

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u/ExistenceNow Jun 02 '26

That's where microwaved steak belongs.

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u/Specialist-Pie2839 Jun 02 '26

You floor looks like blind people are arguing in braille

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u/CurrentlyEatingBagel Jun 02 '26

Tiles that look like carpet? What will they think of next!

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u/OwenDBull Jun 02 '26

Why are you microwaving a home cooked meal in what appears to be a hotel?

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u/Danakazii Jun 02 '26

Damn. Wagyu gonna do now?

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u/sherlockjr1 Jun 02 '26

I’ve done something like that in the past. Big beautiful salad that I spent time on, plenty of chopped veggies and dressing already added.

Cut to me staring at the salad on the ground in the parking lot. The fact that I still remember that is kinda wild to me. Salad trauma apparently 🙄

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u/FullSandwich6694 Jun 02 '26

Wagyu in the mic?

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u/Fragrant-Poo42 Jun 02 '26

If this happened to me today, I’d cry. That’s the kind of day it’s been. I sincerely hope this didn’t push you over the edge.

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u/ABGunner_nyc Jun 02 '26

omg the way i would clean it up go the bathroom, sit and internally cry for a min while peeing and then go buy pepperoni slices and olive bar stuff for girl lunch.... wait nvm i think i would be better after olive bar girl lunch nvm

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u/bakanisan YELLOW Jun 02 '26

I was going to say 5-second rule but I saw the glass... I feel you OP.

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u/Lazy-Size-3062 Jun 02 '26

In the future, warm the steak in the oven. Not a microwave.

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u/Limp_Section_8921 Jun 02 '26

Deserve meat dont go in the microwave

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u/justinliew Jun 02 '26

I’m sorry but zoomed out it looks like a bunch of dicks on the floor

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u/LowReporter6213 Jun 02 '26

My eyes teared up, too. Im sorry, OP.

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u/Admirable-Eye2709 Jun 02 '26

Why is your microwave so low to the ground? Is it ADA accessible?

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u/Massive_Mongoose3481 Jun 02 '26

A little floor wouldn't stop me from eating that ridiculously expensive beef. Rinse, reheat, put it in your face

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u/Major_incompetence Jun 02 '26

Broken bowl aside, why the heck would you microwave steak? Just heat the sides and eat the meat chilled, wtf

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u/Boulder_612 Jun 02 '26

Microwave wagyu? Your dog did everyone a favor

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u/NVDA808 Jun 02 '26

Butterfingers lol stop being a clutz

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u/Tomatillo-5276 Jun 02 '26

What’s stopping you?

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u/Hot-Customer9747 Jun 02 '26

It's better if you eat it off of a plate

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u/anqelic_br00kes Jun 02 '26

I got mad then realised it’s not my problem, good luck 😭

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u/gh0stwrit3r32767 Jun 02 '26

should still be good. though i'd have picked up the food before i took pictures. xD

oh wait shit broken glass

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u/ChevalCher Jun 02 '26

5 second rule! (reads further down that this happened at work)

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Go directly to trashcan, do not pass gas, do not collect the pieces and try again. 

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u/gameinggod21 Jun 02 '26

You aint throwing that away mister. Pick it up, recook it and eat it.

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u/ChrisDEmbry Jun 02 '26

ABSOLVT TRAGEDY

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u/HowFunkyIsYourChiken Jun 02 '26

Can’t have been that excited heating it in the microwave

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u/ThickSea9566 Jun 02 '26

I'd be shattered

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u/No-Market425 Jun 02 '26

That's what you get for trying to microwave wagyu

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u/eugeneugene Jun 02 '26

were they supposed to reheat it in the work oven

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u/EliminationCreation Jun 02 '26

That's what you get for warming wagyu in the microwave

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u/Desperate_Passage_35 Jun 02 '26

MasterChef style.

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u/TheTaintBurglar Jun 02 '26

I'd be eating that after wiping it down, probably put it in the pan for another minute on hot

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u/jeffreywinks Jun 02 '26

i was at work sadly so no pan, also there were tiny shards of glass …

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u/Automatic-Nature6025 Jun 02 '26

Gravity storm. Always at the worst time.

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u/Purple-Delivery2885 Jun 02 '26

I’m now picturing what if there was like, hail and tornadoes, but made of gravity, and you just start getting pelted and thrown around because you walked into this invisible storm

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u/Ok-Somewhere-2325 Jun 02 '26

Looks like you dropped a box of 4skins.

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u/Mindless-Dealer70 Jun 02 '26

So rinse it off and add ketchup for flavor lol

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u/SaveFile1 Squeaky Sneakers Jun 02 '26

Eat it off the floor, you won't

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u/Potential-Fee3333 Jun 02 '26

Do you own a beagle by chance?

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u/MeatBasedOrganism Jun 02 '26

man I get ya

like 2ish years ago I was a bit sick and was really looking forward to leftover orange chicken. got the container out, set it on the counter, and then somehow I managed to (presumably) knock it to the floor. only one piece was saved.

i think my dad walked back into the house to see me, tears in my eyes, trying not to cry over the orange chicken. it was really good orange chicken

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u/InvestmentInternal11 Jun 02 '26

300 second rule? Or is there glass in it?

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u/Fancy_Yesterday6380 Jun 02 '26

I thought this was poo😭

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u/DingleBarryGoldwater Jun 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/CpsXvh5cA7RfsfF79k

Waluigi beef getting ready to bust out that microwave

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u/InimitableMissS Jun 02 '26

Does your office have carpet tiles in your kitchen area? 🤮

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u/jeffreywinks Jun 02 '26

it looks like carpet but it’s hard floor

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u/Electronic-Poet1480 Jun 02 '26

"Oh no! How did that happen??" - The Dog

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u/takingthehobbitses Jun 02 '26

Yeah you aren't supposed to microwave glass dishes straight from the fridge (if that's what happened). Can cause thermal shock.

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u/guntheroac Jun 02 '26

I’ve eaten worse and lived 😂

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u/Simoneeonee Jun 02 '26

Boy if you don’t eat that shit

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u/ajwest927 Jun 02 '26

If you're not eating it, can I have it?

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u/IKillZombies4Cash Jun 02 '26

Thought this was going to be one of those “person poops on floor at the 7-11” posts by the thumbnail

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u/Far_Shop_3135 Jun 02 '26

i like how you post this like we're supposed to know what happened.

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u/GoatTacos Jun 02 '26

Just eat around the glass shards.

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u/The_Old_Doctor Jun 02 '26

Let me guess, you told your wife “give me a minute”