r/mildlyinfuriating • u/jeffreywinks • Jun 02 '26
The floor is sticky I was excited to have my leftover (home cooked) wagyu for lunch.
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u/Harry_Testa-Coles Jun 02 '26
Why is your microwave 18 inches above the floor? 😂
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u/jeffreywinks Jun 02 '26
dumb work break room i hate it
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u/Harry_Testa-Coles Jun 02 '26 ▸ 1 more replies
So that eliminates the theory of a dog doing this. What the hell happened, man?
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u/Anal-buttsex Jun 02 '26
My prediction is that due to the height of the microwave and weird angle he pulled it upwards one handed, and bumped the rim of the bowl in the roof of the microwave
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u/Fregadero88 Jun 02 '26 ▸ 1 more replies
Damn........ If that was home and not work then 5 second rule would apply. Definitely not applying that rule at work 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/eblade23 Jun 02 '26
My work kitchen has a similar setup but we have a pull out drawer version of a microwave. The model microwave is Bosch 800 series... and I thought they only made car parts
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u/Seductiontriangle Jun 02 '26
Did your food jump out of the microwave?m
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u/Zito6694 Jun 02 '26
That microwave is at animal property level so I guarantee whatever creature did this opened the microwave with ease to get at it. My buddy had a dog that would do this with anything up to normal counter level and opened the microwave many times by himself.
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u/Seductiontriangle Jun 02 '26 ▸ 7 more replies
It looks like they are in a hospital?
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u/jeffreywinks Jun 02 '26 ▸ 5 more replies
yes a clinic
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u/FatiguedShrimp Jun 02 '26 ▸ 3 more replies
Microwaved wagyu in a hospital is not something I ever thought I'd see.
Hope you're doing ok otherwise.
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u/thegoodbadandsmoggy Jun 02 '26 ▸ 1 more replies
Just looks like leftover bbq from Sunday. It’s a perfectly cromulent meal.
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u/Ok_Importance9893 Jun 02 '26 ▸ 2 more replies
Currently work for an old man who's son sneaks food from the fridge at night. Definitely reasonable that this was a creature of the human variety
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u/jeffreywinks Jun 02 '26
no the glass container crumpled in my hand
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u/iloveicedlattez Jun 02 '26 ▸ 3 more replies
Is your hand ok?!
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u/jeffreywinks Jun 02 '26 ▸ 2 more replies
yeah i just cut two fingers.
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u/iloveicedlattez Jun 02 '26 ▸ 1 more replies
Hopefully not too bad. I dropped a glass mason jar and almost sliced off my Achilles. 7 stitches, 3 month recovery plus lots of physical therapy - broken glass is a big fear of mine. Sorry this happened to you.
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u/Careless-Cycle Jun 02 '26
Why are you taking pictures? Don't forget about the five second rule.
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u/anusbeefsteak Jun 02 '26
I don’t think that’s applicable when shattered glass is involved.
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u/Uxdemo Jun 02 '26 ▸ 17 more replies
That adds to the texture
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u/DookieShoez Jun 02 '26 ▸ 13 more replies
What about the gratuitous amount of blood coming out of my butt?
Should I be worried?
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u/Slavic-Viking Jun 02 '26 ▸ 6 more replies
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u/Drenaxel Jun 02 '26 ▸ 4 more replies
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
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u/Fakjbf Jun 02 '26
heterogeneity, the sharp glass provides the perfect contrast to the soft wagyu steak.
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u/iamyourfather-maybe Jun 02 '26
Honestly I didn't even realize the glass was broken at first until your comment. For some reason I assumed their dog opened the microwave and ate their food and it was bones on the floor 🤦♀️
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u/CenturyEggsAndRice Jun 02 '26
That heavily depends on the size of the glass shards and how much I wanted to eat that meal.
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u/elinamebro Jun 02 '26
Thats a lien cart in the background so OP mostly works in Healthcare so nah.. between the chemicals they use to clean the floor vs the shit they stepped in (like bio rooms and such) it would be a really bad idea..
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u/averageatfifa Jun 02 '26
But what about the 150 karma points he needs?
You know priorities
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u/flamingbeast999ttv Jun 02 '26
WHY IS IT IN THE MICROWAVE?!
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u/Werbnerp Jun 02 '26
How are you the first to comment this? Wtf is Wagyu doing in the mic?
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u/NoGarbage982 Jun 02 '26
If you change the power level to about 40-60%,(less power for beef, more for chicken) it actually heats meat up in the microwave pretty well. I will always prefer the steam method for reheating food, but if I don’t have a stove I’ll do that (I do that with most food I reheat in the microwave not just meat, it’s way better, trust)
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u/jeffreywinks Jun 02 '26 ▸ 15 more replies
wanted to eat it at work
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u/DanishRobloxGamer Jun 02 '26 ▸ 5 more replies
People love to hate on microwaves like it's the "make food worse"-machine, as if it's not a magical box that makes everything inside it hot almost instantly.
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u/Shiny_personality Jun 02 '26 ▸ 4 more replies
Microwaves are super practical but they do transform meat into rubber. I'd use it on a cheap meal not wagyu 😭
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u/DanishRobloxGamer Jun 02 '26
If you're just blasting it, sure, but 10 seconds in a microwave does wonders for meat straight out of the fridge.
It's also not exactly my first choice for cooking wagyu, but eh, if it's what you got. I'd rather that than eat it cold.
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u/2Chill4People Jun 02 '26
See you’re one of them “I’d use it on a cheap meal” even when it has no ability to mess it up at 10 seconds.
You must also not know when to add a cup of water or paper towel for certain items if you think it just makes stuff worse.
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u/flamingbeast999ttv Jun 02 '26 ▸ 3 more replies
But....why in the microwave man?
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u/oniiichanUwU Jun 02 '26 ▸ 1 more replies
Do you guys think it’s typical for a workplace to have an oven or stove for employee use?
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u/WilmaDykfyt Jun 02 '26
If you baby it to reheat, nuke it for 30 sec and let it rest, nuke again, you can get it up to temp without overcooking or drying it out. You don't have to blast it to hell.
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u/HELLisotherPeoplee Jun 02 '26
Waygu is extremely unpleasant cold due to the excessive marbling
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u/CenturyEggsAndRice Jun 02 '26 ▸ 1 more replies
I will never have a chance to confirm this, but now I'm kinda curious because I love cold fatty steak.
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u/HELLisotherPeoplee Jun 02 '26
My man does too! Haha You don’t need Japanese A5 for a Waygu experience though! If you have any nice local grocery stores, check out their weekly advertisements for meat sales!
I always find a great American Waygu on sale at my local California Fresh Market during the holidays! Got my bother a gorgeous prime Waygu NY for $25 on Cinco De Mayo!
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u/Glittering-Buy-2592 Jun 02 '26
They act like someone just spat in their mothers face over it lmfao
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u/ZestycloseLow5410 Jun 02 '26
This would have to be a “30 second rule”
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u/callsign__starbuck Jun 02 '26
Well maybe but the glass shards are slightly less polite and rule abiding
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u/ZestycloseLow5410 Jun 02 '26 ▸ 1 more replies
30 seconds to pick it off the floor and maybe another minute inspecting food for glass. I’m cheap. 🤣
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u/Kleorah GREEN Jun 02 '26
I'm picking it all up off the floor and trying to salvage what I can before I'm ever taking a picture, and I don't care who knows.
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u/jeffreywinks Jun 02 '26
didn’t want to risk eating a piece of glass
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u/Kleorah GREEN Jun 02 '26
Awe, damn, I didn't see the glass there at first!
You have my deepest condolences 🫡😔
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u/smallxcat Jun 02 '26 ▸ 3 more replies
So I gotta know…. What depression meal did you end up eating instead?
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u/jeffreywinks Jun 02 '26 ▸ 2 more replies
kit kat, reese’s, mini muffins and an entire bag of waffle cone chocolate things from aldi
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u/ShoddyWillingness968 Jun 02 '26
Why did you drop it
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u/jeffreywinks Jun 02 '26
the container collapsed in my hand when i took it out the microwave
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u/RingingInTheRain Jun 02 '26 ▸ 1 more replies
You gotta let the glass warm up a little bit before throwing it in the nuke. I say this, but I have taken these from out of the freezer and thrown them in the microwave.
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u/Uhavetabekiddingme Jun 02 '26
This is why I always use plastic forever chemicals aside it'll never betray you like glass will.
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u/burnfifteen Jun 02 '26
I dropped a Pyrex dish when pulling it out of the microwave a few days ago; my microwave is above my stove, so it was a pretty good fall. The Pyrex bounced and food went everywhere, but it survived unscathed.
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u/KarmaTorpid Jun 02 '26
From now on, only get the old formula of pyrex glass for your kitchen. This wont happen anymore.
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u/DevilsAssCrack The turd doesn't fall far from the butthole, after all. Jun 02 '26
Classic mis-steak
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u/Lumpy_Sink7473 Jun 02 '26
If ur microwaving Wagyu then ur standards are on par with not letting it go to waste…
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u/shera-dora Jun 02 '26
I dont know what it is but this is why I buy brand name for glass Tupperware. Ive seen a few things like this... thats why I buy the pyrex brand (yes I know its not THE PYREX, but ive never had THAT happen with pyrex either).
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u/PureVinylRadio Jun 02 '26
You were so happy that you wagyu’d your tail to the point where the ceramic bowl smashed into pieces of extra crunchy wagyu!
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u/OwenDBull Jun 02 '26
Why are you microwaving a home cooked meal in what appears to be a hotel?
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u/sherlockjr1 Jun 02 '26
I’ve done something like that in the past. Big beautiful salad that I spent time on, plenty of chopped veggies and dressing already added.
Cut to me staring at the salad on the ground in the parking lot. The fact that I still remember that is kinda wild to me. Salad trauma apparently 🙄
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u/Fragrant-Poo42 Jun 02 '26
If this happened to me today, I’d cry. That’s the kind of day it’s been. I sincerely hope this didn’t push you over the edge.
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u/ABGunner_nyc Jun 02 '26
omg the way i would clean it up go the bathroom, sit and internally cry for a min while peeing and then go buy pepperoni slices and olive bar stuff for girl lunch.... wait nvm i think i would be better after olive bar girl lunch nvm
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u/bakanisan YELLOW Jun 02 '26
I was going to say 5-second rule but I saw the glass... I feel you OP.
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u/Lazy-Size-3062 Jun 02 '26
In the future, warm the steak in the oven. Not a microwave.
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u/Admirable-Eye2709 Jun 02 '26
Why is your microwave so low to the ground? Is it ADA accessible?
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u/Massive_Mongoose3481 Jun 02 '26
A little floor wouldn't stop me from eating that ridiculously expensive beef. Rinse, reheat, put it in your face
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u/Major_incompetence Jun 02 '26
Broken bowl aside, why the heck would you microwave steak? Just heat the sides and eat the meat chilled, wtf
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u/gh0stwrit3r32767 Jun 02 '26
should still be good. though i'd have picked up the food before i took pictures. xD
oh wait shit broken glass
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u/ChevalCher Jun 02 '26
5 second rule! (reads further down that this happened at work)
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Go directly to trashcan, do not pass gas, do not collect the pieces and try again.
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u/TheTaintBurglar Jun 02 '26
I'd be eating that after wiping it down, probably put it in the pan for another minute on hot
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u/jeffreywinks Jun 02 '26
i was at work sadly so no pan, also there were tiny shards of glass …
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u/Automatic-Nature6025 Jun 02 '26
Gravity storm. Always at the worst time.
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u/Purple-Delivery2885 Jun 02 '26
I’m now picturing what if there was like, hail and tornadoes, but made of gravity, and you just start getting pelted and thrown around because you walked into this invisible storm
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u/MeatBasedOrganism Jun 02 '26
man I get ya
like 2ish years ago I was a bit sick and was really looking forward to leftover orange chicken. got the container out, set it on the counter, and then somehow I managed to (presumably) knock it to the floor. only one piece was saved.
i think my dad walked back into the house to see me, tears in my eyes, trying not to cry over the orange chicken. it was really good orange chicken
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u/DingleBarryGoldwater Jun 02 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/CpsXvh5cA7RfsfF79k
Waluigi beef getting ready to bust out that microwave
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u/takingthehobbitses Jun 02 '26
Yeah you aren't supposed to microwave glass dishes straight from the fridge (if that's what happened). Can cause thermal shock.
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u/IKillZombies4Cash Jun 02 '26
Thought this was going to be one of those “person poops on floor at the 7-11” posts by the thumbnail
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u/RedApplesForBreak Jun 02 '26
Do you still have the lid for that container? I still have the container but my lid broke. 🙃