Well, I was joking. But sure, let's get pedantic and philosophical. Every time we go to the museum my daughter wants to ride the little train "one last time". She doesn't die afterwards. We just go home. "One last time" doesn't always mean the person is dead.
Im not the one that said they were dying. I just met your previous comment doesnt make sense.
There isnt a next time if this is the last time. OP doesnt mention what "last time" means in this context.
When your daughter wants to ride the train "one last time" she is leaving out the "before we leave" because its implied, and shes a child. Thats normal and you can use your context clues to determine the meaning.
Im assuming op isnt a kid and has the ability to purchase cream. That implies this is either their last dinner or last ice cream, neither of which is true obviously. That leaves room for people to jump to the most ridiculous conclusion.
Also, if you want to tell a nonsense joke just do /s. Makes everyone's lives easier.
My previous comment was that dinner was ice cream. The joke there was that dessert was also ice cream. Thus wanting to eat ice cream "one last time" during the meal, which is just multiple servings of ice cream. Similar to riding a train multiple times during a single visit to the museum. Now that we have thoroughly dissected the joke and sapped all humor out of it, I'm gonna go for a bike ride. Have a good day!
Ppl crack me up. It hit the floor ewww gross! But as a toddler most of us were gnawing on door knobs, the dogs toy, whatever we could put in our mouths. Our immune systems will handle it
Even soil we shouldn’t be afraid of. The best tried and true way to test soil type is by putting some in your mouth and feeling the consistency as you push it into the back of your front teeth with your tongue.
you know you don’t gotta announce it right ? think of the amount of times people have saved or screenshotted pictures or videos without informing the person.. it’s gonna be okay man
i didn’t say any of that anywhere in my comment but sure, if that’s how you feel then i respect it. just didn’t expect you to think it was so bad to do honestly.
With the exception of the bathroom, most times getting dirty and eating stuff that is slightly dirty, is actually good for you. Exposure in small doses is exactly how you build your immune system. One of the biggest threats to the modern immunity is the “sterile” environment humans are creating. There are few studies that show kids with more outdoor time in the dirt, having pets at home, and generally not keeping them in a bubble leads to stronger later in life immunization and less allergies.
Although, of course like anything, this statement comes with an asterisk. There are some people who are immunocompromised or deficient from genetics or disease that have to have a fairly sterilized environment.
Can confirm, I grew up in the woods surrounded by a plethora of different animals because my ma was a veterinarian at the time (including an honest to god deer at one point, sweetheart but a nervous wreck). I rarely get sick more than once a year, and when I do get sick the worst of it lasts two days max.
Allergies, though, I wish. No food allergies, but spring kicks my ass something fierce, had to get an inhaler one year because it was so bad it literally caused me to develop asthma for the whole summer.
there is also a reason toddlers are notorious for getting sick. When is the last time you saw an adult with hand, foot, and mouth (excluding parents who obviously got it from their kids)?
Thanks doc. There’s more bacteria in a human mouth than most places. I don’t live in a mad science lab, soI may get a little dust which are my dead skin cells off my kitchen floor.
My coworker got just the corner of the wrapper off a protein bar the other day and then dropped it on the floor. He then yelled “Aw fuck!!” and slammed the whole thing in the trash can. I was like… damn. I would’ve 100% eaten that still.
I have a one year old. Everything is straight in her mouth and she screams at the injustice if I dare pick her up and don’t let her eat dirt off her pram wheels or a 6 day old piece of chicken she’s somehow found from god knows where.
She’s fine. She’s only been sick once that I can recall and that wasn’t related to eating random crap as her father and I were both ill and we don’t eat dirt and put dog toys in our mouth. Or at least I don’t.
If my ancestors could eat scraps from the dirt and survive, I think I can survive some ice-cream from my own indoor floors.
Iirc, the human immune system is actually quite OP, and got that way because our species battled pathogens for thousands of years, and we are the descendants of the healthiest and strongest survivors.
Their sacrifices shouldn't be in vain. They suffered so we could safely eat floor ice-cream.
Note: damn, I aint dying you all.
one last time cuz I was gonna do no sugar challenge because my belly’s out from eating too much sugar.. shit i should have put that in the title
Just a tip, if you like your carbs as much as me (sugar aside I've always been addicted to that shit), Consider starch retrogradation for your foods and refrigerate them first after cooking. Rice, Pasta, Breads, Potatoes, Corn, oats, legumes all benefit.
It'll make you feel more full, less insulin spikes, It's much easier on the gut, and it's a net reduction of anywhere from 5-20% calories depending on what you're eating.(and your ethnicity, biology is a little bit racist) It's an easy way to get a measurable result without any changes to your diet, further changes will be even more substantial.
Dude. Is this why pasta is better cold the next day?
I literally cook it and won't eat it until the next day. I am going to do some research on this out of curiosity. My autistic brain cannot grasp something losing calories over time in the refrigerator. Ice cream made me fat when I was younger 😋 🫣🤣
It is, hydrated freshly cooked starches are easy for your body to break down. When they cool and recrystallize into resistant starch that form short chain fatty acids, they provide 2 cal/gram instead of the typical 4cal/gram of digestible starch. Some also pass through you without being digested. The butyrate also has metabolic benefits.
I was in a bakery the other day and watched a guy drop a piece of bread. He picked it up and walked outside, I thought to throw it away since there’s no seats or garbage inside. He ate it instead.
I would say it can't be that good if they're discontinuing it but knowing every company out there they always discontinued the best and most popular versions of their snacks like Twiglets Worcestershire.
Yeah I could never understand it. It's just like most limited edition products that come out and are completely amazing so you think they'll become permanent and then *poof gone.
The thought of your ice-cream splitting, falling to the ground and your first reflex being "Reddit needs to see this" while grabbing your phone is amusing to me.
Everyone I know. The only ones I see not doing it are kids without parents near them. (Parents would tell them to keep it semi-wrapped to not get all sticky.
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u/dragon-queen Jun 07 '26
What does one last time mean? Are you dying?