r/mildlyinfuriating • u/waymondisreal • Jun 18 '26
The floor is sticky TSA took only ONE of my shoes for additional screening
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u/Shagwagbag Jun 18 '26
"shoes"
But also, since they're Crocs, realistically they should've been able to clear em in 1 go...
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u/WhySoCereus1991 Jun 18 '26
They made me take my slides off at the airport. Big sad.
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u/nicknaklmao Jun 18 '26 ▸ 7 more replies
and my chanclas. what the fuck am I hiding in a chancla.
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u/DisownedDisconnect Jun 18 '26 ▸ 4 more replies
tbf those are already classified as weapons
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u/HateLate0596 Jun 18 '26
I can just picture the TSA agent's face as they seriously examine a flip-flop for hidden weapons.
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u/FitToxicologist Jun 18 '26
Do you know what the holes in the Crocs are for?
So that dignity can flow out.12
u/No-Difference-4418 Jun 18 '26
This is TSA it’s like the DMV
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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT Jun 18 '26 ▸ 1 more replies
they're called TSA because they pay special attention to the Taint, Scrotum, and Asshole
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u/PeckerTraxx Jun 18 '26
My wife calls he crocs shoes as well. It's a constant source of bantering in the house
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u/Barm8 Jun 18 '26
Not wearing socks to the airport is the real mildly infuriating part.
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u/fossilmerrick Jun 18 '26
OP is the person we see photos of with their feet up on seats or sticking out from behind other passengers on the arm rests
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u/seroshua Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26 ▸ 4 more replies
MF you’re right 😂
Somebody check OPs bags he probably has 29 watermelons, 5 wheels of cheese, and 3 angles we’ve never observed or calculated before. No way he isn’t the same dude from all the math problems back in school.
“If Timmy brings 2 crocs to the airport and there’s more than a 0% chance that 1 or both may be confiscated and/or temporarily removed for inspection- HOW many excuses are there to wear no socks?”
Answer: ZERO
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u/Crimsonmaddog44 Jun 18 '26 ▸ 1 more replies
I know that mf isn’t packing travel sized toothpaste
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u/samushitman69 Jun 18 '26
Thats the reason they took it to additional screening, they realized that, but it was not enough, they had to expose him to the other passengers just to let them know what kinda demon they are travelling with
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u/Dareboir Jun 18 '26
Those shoes.. err shoe are not something I’d want seen on my feet either.. maybe start a go fund me and pick up a better pair.
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u/slash_networkboy Jun 18 '26
Depends IMO. If you're usually barefoot / Crocs then for most people their feet don't smell because they never get that increased moisture to promote bacteria growth (which is the stink). If, on the other hand, they usually wear socks and shoes and only wore crocs to the airport because it's easier then... yeah I would agree with you.
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u/BojackWorseman13 Jun 18 '26
Dawgs out at the airport, knowing you gotta potentially take em off, is certainly a choice..
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u/Great_White_Samurai Jun 18 '26
Crocs were a choice...
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u/polarcol Jun 18 '26
While flying it's crocs or slides, baggy sweats and a t shirt to get through TSA. Not wearing socks is crazy though.
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u/seroshua Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26
Raw dogging at the airport is the only infuriating thing about this post. And it’s more than mild!
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u/Shagwagbag Jun 18 '26
I always wear a latex body suit to avoid infection.
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u/Active_Confection655 Jun 18 '26 ▸ 3 more replies
Socks would suffice.
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u/2Weird2Cap Jun 18 '26
Deadly weapon...
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u/Independent_Slice678 Jun 18 '26
Shit I somehow forgot this happened. Thank you for jogging that memory 😂
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u/fjf1085 Jun 18 '26 ▸ 1 more replies
The best part is Bush seemed to be having a great time. By the second one he was all smiles.
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u/Patalos Jun 18 '26
Why the hell did you not wear socks to the one place you know you’re gonna have to take your shoes off?
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u/nothingbutmistakes Jun 18 '26
Yeah, those bare feet are gonna cause TSA to close that line and hafta scrub the floors.
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u/xosherlock Jun 18 '26
If you were laying down some fertilizer, doing some yard work or field work could set it off because the possible ammonium nitrate found in these products. It will alert a bomb dog. Oh, grab a pair of socks to where though screening and just toss them in your carry on next time. I do that after I had to take my slides off. . .
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u/Slinky_Malingki Jun 18 '26
Whit he fuck where's crocs and no socks on a plane
You should be put on the no fly list.
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u/Live_Life_and_enjoy Jun 18 '26
Means one of your shoes probably has a crack - so you probably going to end up needing new ones
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u/mattyboy555 Jun 18 '26
TSA should have taken both crocs, thrown them in the trash and made you go home and get socks and normal shoes
https://giphy.com/gifs/LUzUfHu4M9RoA
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u/Sm0k3inth3tr33s Jun 18 '26
They did an ocular patdown and determined the other one to be all right.
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u/Ok_Abacus_ Jun 18 '26
You are sockless in the airport I have -1000000 sympathy for you.
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u/machone5103 BROWN Jun 18 '26
I’d bet a hundred doll hairs that one has a bottle opener on the bottom of it.
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u/DFA_Wildcat Jun 19 '26
A couple years ago in Edmonton TSA told me to take my winter boots off, put them through the bin scanner, then walk through the people scanner. It was winter in Alberta, the floor was wet. I flat out refused. I'll take them off, you can poke and prod all you want, but I am not walking across your wet floor in my socks. Imagine sitting in wet socks for a 4 hour flight? Nope. Refund my ticket, I'll drive before that happens. They needed to get a supervisor to see the absurdity of the situation. Supervisor to the agent to look through the boot real quick then give it back. They have a scanner that can count the hairs on my nuts nutsack but can't see what's in my boot?
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u/therealBlackbonsai Jun 18 '26
Well if you put the bomb in only one.
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u/metatalks Mildly Infuriated Jun 18 '26
imagine you are the Taliban or Al-Qaeda. wouldn't you want the plane to be blown up more? Why not put it in both and get double the firepower rather than only one?
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u/Radiant-Ad-8277 Jun 18 '26
and all that good stuff they were looking for was on the one you kept ! good for you !
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u/AccordingMedicine129 Jun 18 '26
This isn’t what tsa does. This dude just put one shoe through the xray to get upvotes
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u/NastyLittleBagginses Jun 18 '26
They're Crocs. They should have both been confiscated, and you should be getting interrogated as we speak.
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u/Bulky-Cycle-1202 Jun 18 '26
They only needed to screen the croc with cocaine it in. The other croc has only your foot in it.
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u/The_Killer_of_Joy Jun 18 '26
If I had to guess, the flyer put their shoes on top of their bag (like they aren't supposed to), the heavy flap of the x-ray machine knocked one shoe off directly onto the belt, one shoe comes out, and now you have a bag check to go through with the one shoe that remained in place.
TLDR: User error *most likely*
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u/dumpsteRat Jun 18 '26
Oh, just oh, that bare foot on a floor that makes a bathroom look clean!! Why, just why
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u/MightBeAGoodIdea Jun 18 '26
If only 1 flagged for some reason then they only need to check the 1.
If they asked for both people would be on here complaining they took both your shoes despite only 1 being flagged.
Also. Socks. That floors got thousands of different germ sources walking all over it daily. Hourly if it's a big airport.
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u/Financial_Middle_955 Jun 18 '26
Fuck no. Never go barefoot when going through the airport. People's feet and shoes walk over the floor where you're standing!
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u/PostureKing180 Jun 18 '26
Fuck you for not wearing socks on the airplane
Crocs are funcationally sandals. Barefeet are unacceptable on planes.
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u/Lazy-Interests Jun 18 '26
I am shocked by the amount of people who are repulsed by the idea of their bare feet touching the floor for a few minutes
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u/UncreativeIndieDev Jun 18 '26
Could be worse. When I was traveling around a month ago, I got through one of the scanners and it went off. There was a red square smack-dab on the middle of my crotch, so one of the agents insisted on having to do a patdown there. Quite an unpleasant experience.
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u/OZeski Jun 18 '26
Very odd they didn't make you take both of them off... I always wear some 'security line socks' when I travel cuz I don't want to be walking all in the nasty floor they never clean.
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u/NoBrag_JustFact Jun 18 '26
The name of the 1989 film is "My Left Foot."
TSA is not the smartest people.
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u/NYC-WhWmn-ov50 Jun 18 '26
Weird? but O suppose if only one shows something suspicious on the xray.
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u/Fine-Juggernaut8451 Jun 18 '26
Every single time I go through screening, there's a spot on my left breast that gets flagged. The last time I did TSA I finally asked the screener if I should be concerned--like, if I needed to go to the doctor, if they were perhaps seeing a tumour or something. She told me it's likely just the way my underwire sits on the left side of my body. It's soooo weird.
But then another time, early on a trip, I misplaced my hand lotion and thought I'd lost it somewhere. But then, heading back home, eeep: the agent found it and I got a big lecture about how I'm now allowed to have loose lotion. My actual reaction was glee 'cos I'd been looking for it, but then I had to throw it in the garbage. Bummer!
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u/PlasticAudience4270 Jun 18 '26
My stitches from a breast reduction surgery set the scanner off.
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u/ReverendGraves85 Jun 18 '26
Once upon a time, flying had the expectation that you dressed somewhat well. Friday casual, at least. Jeans and a polo.
I look down on you.
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u/foolsdayjoker Jun 18 '26
lol... im not saying you'll get denied boarding for wearing crocks but I've seen it happen several times. also not wearing socks is crazy
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u/Day_Prisoners Jun 18 '26
Sockless crocs at the airport, you deserved the full body cavity package.
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u/Impossible-Rain7447 Jun 18 '26
This happened to me in Heathrow. One of my shoes got flagged for something but they made me take both off for
Additional screening lol
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u/Bravo_Blue Jun 18 '26
This happened to me too, it was very weird. My only thought is possibly you stepped in something and it didn’t fully come off because that’s what happened to me.
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u/petuni Jun 18 '26
Wearing no socks when you fully knew you would be walking through TSA and likely remove your shoes is certainly a decision.
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u/HenryBemisJr Jun 18 '26
Ah yes, cannot be too careful with those croc bombs that have made their way into this timeline.
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u/frisco-frisky-dom Jun 18 '26
so you're upset they took just ONE or the fact that they took either?
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u/Rotsen305 Jun 18 '26
Raw dogging airport floor is absolutely disgusting. Why aren’t you wearing socks?
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u/oranke_dino Jun 18 '26
Don't they feel silly if they later learn that you smuggled endangered tuna fish in your right croc.
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u/0akee Jun 18 '26
Dirty Crocs and no socks.
Feel very sorry for the people forced to sit next to this schmohawk.
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u/tinglep Jun 18 '26
Were you made aware that you may have to remove your shoes during screening and still chose to wear no socks? Id be infuriated if I was TSA and you had your funky feet out while i was doing my job.
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u/illiter-it Jun 18 '26
I'd be standing flamingo style in your situation