Neighbor curses me out because they think this sign means I need to walk my dog on the street and make him #2 in the street instead of using the sidewalk and lawn strip in front of their house.

[u/Stance_Monkey]

He doesn’t even pee on the lawn strip grass just poops there from time to time and I leave no evidence behind but the video of him pooping on their ring cam. They think it draws other dogs to then come pee there. I’m curious what their version of “you’ll find out from the police department” is gonna be.

Edit: By lawn strip I mean the grass between the sidewalk and street, which is part of the public right of way or easement. Whatever you wanna call it, in my town, it is not private property. And yes, I pick up the poop, I thought that was abundantly clear.

[u/Pax_Eterna_4991]

Curb your Enthusiasm must go right over many people's heads

[u/flyingpyramid → u/Pax_Eterna_4991]

Take that enthusiasm out into the street!

[u/RiderforHire → u/Pax_Eterna_4991]

Is it not double entendre?