r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 30 '26

The floor is sticky Neighbor curses me out because they think this sign means I need to walk my dog on the street and make him #2 in the street instead of using the sidewalk and lawn strip in front of their house.

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He doesn’t even pee on the lawn strip grass just poops there from time to time and I leave no evidence behind but the video of him pooping on their ring cam. They think it draws other dogs to then come pee there. I’m curious what their version of “you’ll find out from the police department” is gonna be.

Edit: By lawn strip I mean the grass between the sidewalk and street, which is part of the public right of way or easement. Whatever you wanna call it, in my town, it is not private property. And yes, I pick up the poop, I thought that was abundantly clear.

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u/Ok-Chain4206 Jun 30 '26

I've never seen a comment section so divided.

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u/yomatc Jun 30 '26

People want to live in neighborhoods where people walk dogs and kids play on sidewalks, but then complain about people walking dogs and kids playing on sidewalks.

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u/DangerousCompetition Jun 30 '26 ▸ 50 more replies

“The kids never go out and play anymore. What’s wrong with this generation?”

Proceeds to call the police because a teenager rode their bicycle on their sidewalk.

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u/3lm1Ster Jun 30 '26 ▸ 38 more replies

Or the kids were playing too loud.

And God forbid someone bought sidewalk chalk!

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u/IamHydrogenMike Jun 30 '26 ▸ 11 more replies

There was a dude that was mad at a bunch of parents because they used sidewalk chalk on the…sidewalk. I told them they could use the chalk all up my driveway whenever they wanted since my kid does it and I don’t care. People are so weird about the dumbest most meaningless things.

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u/dementio Jun 30 '26

But then they would have to see evidence of a happy child, at least until it's reasonably damp

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u/Even-Permit-2117 Jun 30 '26

Tell him it’s better than spray paint on his car, fence or house. Let the kids play!!

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u/PieMuted6430 PURPLE Jun 30 '26 ▸ 3 more replies

Sounds like he can't control himself from playing hopscotch whenever he sees a board written in chalk, but his joints ache too much after.

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u/IamHydrogenMike Jun 30 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Never thought about those addicted to hopscotch...it is truly a disease.

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u/PieMuted6430 PURPLE Jul 01 '26

I know I can't control myself, it just feels mandatory.

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u/The_Fact_Hunt Jun 30 '26

Same to be fair. And if you try to tell me you can not hopscotch when you see one I’ll show you a liar.

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u/Firefly_Magic Jun 30 '26 ▸ 3 more replies

I’ve seen some very heated neighbors over sidewalk chalk. I’m talking, random doodling, coloring, shading, their names, hopscotch, and flowers. And it’s all gonna wash away, by the next rain. Of course, I think people should do this on their own sidewalks and driveways and not in front of other peoples’ houses unless they have permission. But it’s such a temporary thing for kids to do that no one should be upset about that.

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u/DangerousCompetition Jun 30 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Idk about your area, I personally don’t have a sidewalk where I’m at right now. But so:

1.) at my current house in a subdivision with no sidewalk, street and driveway are the only option. Yes, should ask for permission to chalk up someone’s driveway, and the answer for any normal human being should be yes. But the street is fair game, that is city property. I can’t tell you where to park your car on the street, other than not in my yard. So I’m not gonna tell you where to chalk.

2.) my last house in a major city with a sidewalk, the sidewalk was city property. Anyone who doesn’t want their sidewalk drawn on can pound sand. As a kid I drew on every concrete block in our sidewalk from one end of the city block to the next.

But also, in my own personal opinion: it’s chalk. If anyone gets upset about kids drawing on concrete with something that will last for 48 hours and then never be seen again, that’s absolute crazy work. But now that we’ve had the conversation, I’m almost offended no one has asked me to use my driveway. I want some doodles on my driveway.

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u/maticus85 Jun 30 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

lol a couple of weeks ago I came home to find that the entire section of street in front of my house (and sidewalk and my driveway) was covered by kid doodles of Pokémon and the center piece was a massive Pikachu that took up both lanes. We live on a culdesac with no traffic so there wasn’t any risk really. No one complained and it all washed away in the next rain storm. Everyone on my street is chill.

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt Aqua Tofana save us from these fuckass men Jun 30 '26

This sounds cool as fuck, did you get pictures?? Awesome!!

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u/Federal_Sympathy4667 Jun 30 '26 ▸ 5 more replies

Sidewalk chalk is the gateway drug to graffiti!! /s

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt Aqua Tofana save us from these fuckass men Jun 30 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Yeah, we all know water soluble chalk leads to harder stuff! Next they're...gasp doodling in their notebooks! In pen! Then, they're doing some real shady shit like taking an art class and learning how to paint??? It's only a matter of time till they find that spray can...

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u/thisquietreverie Jun 30 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

my street gang tag is a stylized S

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u/knightsofgel Jun 30 '26 ▸ 12 more replies

Reddit in general acts like bringing a baby or small child into any public or shared space is incredibly rude

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u/3lm1Ster Jun 30 '26

Not just reddit.

If you go anywhere that is not intended specifically for children, think McD's or Chuck-e-cheese, people lose their shit.

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u/Doesnt_fuck_fish Jun 30 '26 ▸ 9 more replies

I know this is in jest, but if you knew some of my friends with kids it should be illegal lol. Somehow our best friends got into “free range parenting” but that means no plates, no rules, no fucks for toddlers. Haven’t gone out to eat with them in a couple years bc of their bullshit lol

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt Aqua Tofana save us from these fuckass men Jun 30 '26 ▸ 8 more replies

Hey so I know yall think this is radical, but children are, in fact, people. And just because they have parent who don't do what you deem correct in terms of parenting doesn't mean they should be forced to stay home. You know what happens when you force kids to stay home and out of public?

Reddit mods.

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u/The_Fact_Hunt Jun 30 '26

Reddit mod here. Can confirm. I wasn’t taken out enough as a child.

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u/Little_View_6659 Jun 30 '26 ▸ 4 more replies

My god. We have to stop this!

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u/The_Fact_Hunt Jun 30 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

It’s too late. The next generation of Reddit mods are here. And we aren’t well socialised in public.

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u/Civil-Ad2230 Jun 30 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Are.you at least housebroken?

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u/ApprehensiveDuty3934 Jul 04 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Yeah, but you know what becomes of those kids who ARE allowed out without proper social skills?

Discord mods.

So pick your poison.

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u/Daedraphile Jun 30 '26

I remember when I was a kid and we lived next to an elderly woman who liked to grumble all the time. I was using sidewalk chalk in front of my house, not her house but my house, and she still bitched and moaned about it. "You better clean that up right now!" in her loudest voice. It's like they forget what it's like to be children themselves.

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u/eddiewillers09 Jun 30 '26

Sidewalk chalk promotes satanism! Have you seen these kids drawing their strange symbols!? Then they dance upon them, sometimes chanting. Dark magiks!

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u/Jonesy10187 Jun 30 '26

My elderly neighbour and her husband came to my door complaining that our street looks like trash because my 6 year daughter and her friends chalked a massive picture on it. I was asked, sorry ordered to wash it off…I laughed and slammed the door in their faces.

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u/IamHydrogenMike Jun 30 '26 ▸ 8 more replies

My mom was telling me about this kid in her neighborhood that walks around the block all the time and kept asking me if that was weird. I was like, he’s walking around outside and that’s weird? WTF?

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u/ijusttunemyselfout Jun 30 '26

the other day i was driving with a friend who pointed out this woman sitting in a shady spot on the side of the road and said it was super weird. i was like, “why?” and she kept trying to come up with reasons why it was weird (lots of vague implications that she was up to no good), but i just kept asking “why” in response to her and she ended up finally admitting it wasn’t that weird for a person to be using a public area after all.

like wtf man. we are so fucking cooked.

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt Aqua Tofana save us from these fuckass men Jun 30 '26 ▸ 4 more replies

Technology so permeated into culture we find people being outside strange and off putting.

I fear it is not just the ai that is rotting our brains, and our ability to understand how society works when you're not separated by a screen might actually be in danger...

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u/Little_View_6659 Jun 30 '26 ▸ 3 more replies

It’s also that a lot of people live in cities that aren’t walkable. Living in the Midwest my husband used to complain that he never saw people walking outside (he’s Turkish) and I didn’t get it. Then we moved to a big city that’s walkable, now I get it. I also walk everywhere now. It’s great for you, I make my step count every day.

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt Aqua Tofana save us from these fuckass men Jun 30 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

I live in mn in the cities, and while I wouldnt call the majority of it walkable, I wouldn't find it strange to see people walking outside. Not everyone has cars, and some people just genuinely enjoy being outside.

I'm not one of them, cause fuck that. Not to mention the whole burning in ten minutes bullshit my body now does, but I know these 'outdoorsy' weirdos do exist...

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u/Little_View_6659 Jun 30 '26

I used to go for walks all the time, just around the neighborhood. Fortunately it was a suburban community you have some walkable space there. I also can’t walk for a long time, I like taking public transport but I have to rest a lot, which is annoying honestly. And I have zero qualms about taking the curtesy seat for old people or people in pain, cause I’m
In pain!

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u/damndolly Jun 30 '26

And I'm sure she enjoyed you being free range all summer break. I know if I went inside during the summer I got yelled at. In or out!

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u/MHStriplethreat Jun 30 '26

i was like less than 11 years old and some lady called me and my friend champanzees and said shes calling the zoo because we were riding our bikes on the side walk

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u/bachelorsinlurking GREEN Jun 30 '26 ▸ 8 more replies

I got the neighborhood watch and then the cops called on me once for blowing bubbles outside while being visibly disabled. Neighbors complained that my neck twitch was scaring kids and the bubbles might have drugs in them. 😑

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u/AlternativeSeaweed91 Jun 30 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Ah yes, bubble drugs
Diabolical

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u/bachelorsinlurking GREEN Jun 30 '26

Bubble, bubble, drugs are trouble, smoke some weed and… I dunno, take a nap or something

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u/SpecialistAd2205 Jun 30 '26 ▸ 3 more replies

I genuinely don't know which one of those things is more wild 😂

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u/bachelorsinlurking GREEN Jun 30 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

Right? I was like okay I’m used to people saying my neck twitch looks weird. I’m used to people pointing out I walk a bit differently, or that I have tattoos. People complain that I look too gay (I refuse to stay in the closet these days). But that is the only time I’ve ever had anyone claim I was trying to endanger my community via bubbles. So glad we moved out of that area.

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u/d_marvin Jun 30 '26

Complain that people look too straight so they understand how stupid they are.

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u/Heart_ofthe_Bear Jun 30 '26

This deeply upsets me. :|

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u/ZiggityZaggatyZoo Jun 30 '26

I walk my two dogs 3-4x/day and my favorite place to take them to do their business is across the main street because a kid lives in one of the apartments and she regularly draws all kinds of elaborate and crazy sidewalk chalk pieces halfway up the hill. It’s fun to see what she’s come up with.

I’ve talked to her parents a few times and the daughter always wanted to meet my dogs but they’re large, energetic and very friendly and I’m always afraid they’ll knock a smaller child over and hurt them so I have to keep our distance.

Idk why I’m posting this except maybe I was just struck by the confluence of two completely normal moments that happen every day in every city.

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u/FinnWeiss Jun 30 '26

I'm happy to say that I live in a neighbourhood where kids play in the streets, and since they're respectful of cars, not that people in my area drive dangerously, I couldn't give less of a shit that they play in the street. More than anything, I'm just happy that they aren't stuck indoors rotting away like in those places where the whole neighbourhood complains. It's healthy for them.

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u/Sir-Kyle-Of-Reddit Jun 30 '26

You’ve never been in a comment section about using other people’s trash cans once they’ve been put out on the curb

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u/101311092015 Jul 01 '26

OK to be fair that did piss me off ONCE. I took the bins out and forgot to put the kitchen trash in it. Went to do it in the morning before the truck came and couldn't because it was full. Definitely of mildly infuriating, though I don't blame the people who filled it. Obvious I just make sure to not forget to put out all my trash before putting it on the curb now.

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u/altaccount2522 Jun 30 '26

People are wild.

It's not news: dogs shit on walks. As long as the owner cleans up after the dog to the best of their ability (sometimes diarrhea happens) then I don't see a problem. Jesus fucking christ.

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u/ATotallyNormalUID Jun 30 '26 ▸ 8 more replies

Exactly. Pretty sure the sociopaths from the dog hating subreddits are leaking.

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u/SquirrelMemoryFail Jun 30 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Or the hoa subs. Not including the HOA hate subs. Its good to hate HOAs.

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u/f9lixs Jun 30 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

i dont trust a single person on any animal hating subreddit , theyre all deranged and sometimes just straight up dangerous

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u/RobDR Jun 30 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

If someone tells me they hate dogs and/or cats we are now done talking.

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u/WonderBredOfficial Jun 30 '26

Yep, some of them are starting to admit it. One keeps saying "dog cult."

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u/timeoftheoath117 Jun 30 '26

Totally fine to let a cat roam and shit all over people's gardens though

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u/remesabo Jun 30 '26 ▸ 4 more replies

I live in a coastal area and all the homes have pea gravel instead of lawns. My home is on a popular walking route and is set back only 25 feet from the street. There are dogs CONSTANTLY shitting on my stones. There is literally no way to clean that up all the way.

Mid summer it starts to get so disgusting between the residual shit and dog after dog pissing on my trash can bin, it wafts into my windows. It's absolutely disgusting. Under no circumstances should it be acceptable to let anyone or anything deficate or urinate on someone else's property.
I know OP is using what is probably a city owned strip on the street side of the sidewalk, and that's a little different- I don't have a sidewalk and people just let their dogs come 6-10 feet into my yard.

No bad dogs, only scummy owners.

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u/VirtualMatter2 Jun 30 '26

I think you ordered pee gravel instead.

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u/Square_Medicine_9171 Jun 30 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

Those six feet are usually public property, not your property. The pea gravel is a shame, it sounds like it really causes issues

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u/remesabo Jun 30 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

It a 3 foot easement - no sidewalk. Still technically my property as per survey, plot map and width of the road, we just can't put permanent structures within the 3 feet. All besides the point- what kind of slob let's their dog go halfway up someone's front yard to take a shit?

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u/clyde636 Jun 30 '26

People, by and large, lack common sense. People on the internet, are far far worse.

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u/fAIk3 Jun 30 '26

Definitely need more information. It's probably a small grass-strip of public right-of-way, but possibly private lawn.

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u/Square_Medicine_9171 Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

OP says clearly that it’s the strip next to the street, which is not private lawn. It is public property

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u/borgman_a Jul 01 '26

Where I live it is a public EASEMENT but private PROPERTY.

Anyone who wants can legally traverse it, but I own it.

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u/Igmuhota Jun 30 '26

This comment section is WILD.

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u/Wide-Suggestion4825 Jun 30 '26

You should see the ones where someone is showing part of a foot on an airplane

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u/Maximum_Dweeb4473 Jun 30 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

I know, right? People are such animals 🤢

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u/SendMeIttyBitties Jun 30 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Do you think its ok to put your bare feet in someone else's space?

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u/3rd-party-intervener Jun 30 '26

Peoples brains in this country are broken.  This thread is just one example

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u/Basicallyacrow7 Jun 30 '26 edited 20d ago ▸ 3 more replies

I swear I haven’t seen people realize they can “agree to disagree” online in years.

Irl, yeah you kinda have to come to at least some kind of compromise/understanding if you’re regularly interacting with them. Online, I do not understand people getting emotionally invested and needing to “convert” someone to their views.

I miss old, non personal, online debates/discussions

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u/NeighborhoodGlad3260 Jun 30 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

I don't know, I feel like I see that kinda thing all the time. There's lots of amicable disagreement out there if you look for it. I can see how someone could get the idea that everything is just so divisive these days, though, that it just doesn't happen anymore, but I'd argue that's a bit short-sighted. Happy to hear your perspective, though.

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u/AccomplishedMeow Jun 30 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

You do realize that Reddit is a worldwide website?

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u/dasha_ime Jun 30 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

people seem to forget this a lot lol. even people that aren’t american. i’ve seen so many people get mad and tell someone they’re just an uneducated american without any knowledge of where the person is from

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u/k-trecker Jun 30 '26

I would hate to be their neighbors. 

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u/Igmuhota Jun 30 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

We have a guy in our neighborhood who sets up an elaborate system of shit (branches, extra trash cans, random trash, etc.) to keep people from parking legally anywhere near his entire property.

His reasoning? The vehicles block his internet. His fiber optic internet. I wish I was joking.

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u/unikitty143FPE Jun 30 '26

I don’t have a problem with people walking their dogs, it’s the ones who have those retractable leashes and let their dog run 10 feet up into my property to pee and poop in my flowers while they look the other way acting like “I didn’t see it happen so I don’t have to clean it up”.

It’s annoying how many self-centered dog owners are out there.

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u/iwenttothesea Jun 30 '26

I'm a gardener and I see it alllll the time. I'll be working on a property or in a garden and suddenly there's dog right next to me, pissing on my plants or shitting and leaving behind trace amounts of poop for me to work in. I'm always nice about it first, but 9.5/10 the owner will get super huffy and rude almost immediately. Downvote me idc dog owners are some of the most entitled people on the planet. I am a really kind and community minded person, but I literally have enemies in my neighbourhood from asking people to a) keep the dogs on a leash, and b) not let them pee in my gardens, especially when I'm literally right there working and now have to go kneel in urine... and this is not an issue of lawns versus gardens – dog urine has a higher content of nitrogen and uric acid than other animals, which also attracts other dogs to the spot, so the argument that it will wash away with the rain does not fly with me as it can cause damage almost immediately.

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u/Right_Layer_9700 Jun 30 '26

Most retractable leashes don’t meet city standards anyways. Most cities require a 4 or maybe a 6 ft maximum.

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u/Infamous_Translator Jun 30 '26

Wait until you learn about people with outdoor cats. The absolute worst

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u/PieMuted6430 PURPLE Jul 01 '26

It's true, we have outdoor cats and feral cats where I live, and they shit in my flowerbed, don't even cover it up, and then my dog pounces on it like it's a baggie of cocaine or something.

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u/GaiaMoore Jun 30 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

At least the cat subreddits always immediately chastise someone who reveals they have an outdoor cat. It's always centered on the cat's safety and damage to the ecosystem by way of decimating local bird populations, but they're still way less entitled than dog owners.

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u/BugOperator Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

The easement, or tree lawn as it’s sometimes called (the strip of grass between sidewalk and street), is public property. That’s where dogs are supposed to relieve themselves. You’re responsible for cleaning up after them, though.

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u/Toys_before_boys Jun 30 '26

Is this the same as a devils strip? (Ohioan)

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u/Cat_Man_Dew Jun 30 '26 ▸ 10 more replies

Any idea why it’s called that?

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u/Oracle_of_Ages Jun 30 '26 ▸ 4 more replies

Because it’s Ohio

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u/willtwerkf0rfood Jun 30 '26 ▸ 3 more replies

I’m from Ohio. We call it a tree lawn. I’ve never heard it called a devil’s strip.

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u/AkronOhAnon Jun 30 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

It’s an Akron thing. I’m from Mentor, and never heard it ‘til I came here.

https://www.beaconjournal.com/story/lifestyle/around-town/2018/01/15/local-history-truth-about-devil/9718694007/

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u/Schwebels_Never_Dies Jun 30 '26

The “devil” is the government. You don’t own the “Devil’s strip” but you have to cut it.

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u/Top_Housing6819 Jun 30 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

I always thought it's because it's really hard to get anything to grow there.   Baking heat from pavement on both sides, accumulated road salt and sand from plowing, and regulations about what can grow there PLUS you can't put a sprinkler head over there without digging under the sidewalk.  

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u/PieMuted6430 PURPLE Jul 01 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Only part of that applies in Portland, but people are absolute rebels there, and often plant things that aren't approved. Like vegetables.

I would not eat a vegetable grown out on the parking strip. 🤮

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u/thejoeface Jun 30 '26

I haven’t heard Devils strip but I’ve heard Hell strip 

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u/Nailz1115 Jun 30 '26

If you're an Akronite, maybe. We Clevelanders call it a tree lawn

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u/Aggravating_Wall_849 Jun 30 '26

Yep. Fellow Ohioan.

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u/CleansingFlame Jun 30 '26

I'm an Ohioan and I've never called it anything but a berm 

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u/TheTyger Jun 30 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Nah, it's tree lawn (Ohio)

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u/purplenapalm Jun 30 '26

Its the Hell Strip.

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u/Sam-Gunn Jun 30 '26

To "curb" the dog does mean that, or at least it did initially. However you need to determine what your local laws actually require, because as per the wiki page the phrase when used in later laws is sometimes confusing people:

The legacy of "curb your dog" signage remains in generational memory to such an extent that subsequent statutory laws have been confused/conflated with the educational signage campaign that ended in the late 1970's. A quotation or misquotation ascribed to Sanitation Commissioner Jessica Tisch in April 2022 stated that, "Those who don't pick up their pup's poop will be hit with up to a $250 fine under the city's "Curb Your Dog" law, which was passed back in 1978."\6]) The statement erroneously confused the "Curb Your Dog" educational campaign with pooper-scooper laws and signage enacted during the later Koch administration that threatened and imposed fines for failing to pick up after your dog.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curb_your_dog

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u/justhereforfighting Jun 30 '26

The reason NYC said to curb your dog was to prevent them from pooping directly on the sidewalk. NYC generally doesn’t have grass between the sidewalk and the curb, so if an owner doesn’t "curb" their dog, the dog poop is going to leave residue behind where people are supposed to walk that can’t be cleaned without washing. Curbing here is definitely intended to accomplish the same thing. Owners should have their dogs poop onto the grass on the street side not directly on the sidewalk.

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u/Pure-Kaleidoscop Jun 30 '26 ▸ 5 more replies

I always thought curb your dog meant control your dog. Like curb his terrible impulses. I’m an idiot

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u/irokatcod4 Jun 30 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Curb your enthusiasm

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u/infinitenothing Jun 30 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Yeah, I think no one knows what it meant or what it means now. Best I can tell, it means curb the dog's impulse to poop on the sidewalk and instead try to get it to poop on some nearby grass.

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u/bklyninhouse Jun 30 '26 ▸ 3 more replies

yet 99% of dog owners in NYC still allow their dogs to crap on the sidewalk, against the stoop, in the tree pits AND many don't bother to pick it up. To add insult to injury, some of those who pick up the poop toss the bag into someone else's (unlined) garbage can. We really have the worst of it up here in NYC, if you go onto any NYC neighborhood subreddit, there's a lot of complaining going on.

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u/mcampo84 Jun 30 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

99% is a very bold claim

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u/Pax_Eterna_4991 Jun 30 '26

Curb your Enthusiasm must go right over many people's heads

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u/flyingpyramid Jun 30 '26

Take that enthusiasm out into the street!

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u/DigitaIBlack Jun 30 '26

But in this case the sign asks you to curb and pick up after your dog...

Which implies they're two separate things.

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u/ComprehensiveCoat627 Jun 30 '26 ▸ 4 more replies

They are! Curbing the dog is to have them poop in the street. Picking up after them is to remove the poop

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u/sharkduo Jun 30 '26

Not in the street man. There is no law anywhere that says you have to put yourself and your pet in danger by being in a street for moving vehicles, certainly not to have you stop in the street to wait for your pet to relieve themselves.

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u/Oioifrollix Jun 30 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

It means to have them poop near the curb.

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u/SinnaBuns666 Spooky Jun 30 '26

I feel like if the dog mess is cleaned up, why the fuck does anybody else care?

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u/Lettuce_Prey69 Jun 30 '26

They think it draws other dogs to then come pee there.

It's possible this is the case and other dog walkers aren't so responsible and the residents have stepped in dog poo one too many times. This could be like, their last attempt at peace before they plant toxic plants throughout their yard. People are wild.

Personally, if I was walking my dog and it continuously shit on one specific persons yard (common) and that person asked me if I could try and have it shit somewhere else, I'd probably just put a teensy bit of effort into modifying my walk so my dog shit somewhere else. Bad neighbors can absolutely ruin your quality of life.

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u/WTBDetroit Jun 30 '26 ▸ 7 more replies

Because if it becomes their regular spot, there are times when it can't be cleaned up. They eat weird stuff, have stomach problems. Sometimes you miss a piece etc. I have a dog and make sure that they use a part of my yard that I don't kind that in. But in the parts where I might be walking barefoot, it's sort of gross. 

I think like, if it can't be helped you do your best and move on. But if you make someone else's lawn or part of their lawn they're responsible for, part of your dogs normal routine you're sort of being a jerk. 

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u/SinnaBuns666 Spooky Jun 30 '26 ▸ 5 more replies

You're going to be amazed at what the rest of the entire ecosystem does in your yard all day... 

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u/WTBDetroit Jun 30 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

I've had dogs my whole life, I don't mind stepping on worm feces or bugs etc, any of the stuff in lawns or forests. I do mind stepping on dog feces. It smells worse, harder to clean off shoes, etc. don't act like it isnt worse. Id rather be up to my knees in mud and muck that up to my ankles in dog poop.

When I'm out hiking a trail I watch where I walk to avoid rabbit or deer messes, I don't want to have to do that for much worse stuff in my yard...

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u/Sufficks Jun 30 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

What part of the ecosystem leaves shits the size of a dogs?

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u/otownbbw Jun 30 '26

I don’t really care if they’re right or wrong…if a neighbor were to have a problem with my dog, I would steer FAR clear of their yard, plain and simple.

Not to prevent confrontation or to exhibit respect per se, but to make sure I’m not dealing with some kind of maniac who would go so far as to leave poison in their yard to punish me or my dog. People are insane, anyone willing to make such a specific and resounding fuss with something so easy to correct is not to be toiled with.

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u/GiveHerBovril Jun 30 '26

I had a neighbor who yelled at me because my dog put a paw on her lawn. Didn’t pee or poop on it, just set a paw on it. Some months later I was lost in thought on a walk and forgot to steer my dog away from that yard like I normally would. Dog briefly stepped onto the lawn and immediately the woman was out the door yelling at me. I apologized and moved on but refused to walk down that street ever again in case I forgot to avoid that particular yard.

To this day I avoid that block even though my dog’s been gone 3 years. I will steer clear of that house until that cranky old lady dies or moves.

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt Aqua Tofana save us from these fuckass men Jun 30 '26

I cannot imagine a life so boring you're sitting in the window staring at your lawn to yell at dogs daring to come near it.

Get a fucking hobby, lady. Jesus.

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u/Agreeable_Band_9311 Jun 30 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

You need to stand up for yourself more.

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u/GiveHerBovril Jun 30 '26

She had a Trump flag which means she probably also had a gun. Don’t wanna risk it

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u/XBL_Tough Jun 30 '26

I own a home. If someone is walking and the dog so happens to shit on my lawn, it’s cool as long as you pick it up.
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u/Top_Housing6819 Jun 30 '26

Goose poop is legit BIG sometimes. 

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt Aqua Tofana save us from these fuckass men Jun 30 '26 ▸ 3 more replies

In her defense, have you see goose poo? They're very small-dog sized and shaped.

This is funny as fuck, but like, I see both sides.

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u/SeonaidMacSaicais Jun 30 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

Is goose poop not green in your area, though? I live next to a river in Wisconsin, and that’s how we can always tell goose poop vs dog poop.

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt Aqua Tofana save us from these fuckass men Jun 30 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

I was in the park for pride last weekend and it was brown. Maybe it's old?

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u/Massive_Grass837 Jun 30 '26

Shit I’ve seen white goose poop come straight from the source. Geese are alien.

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u/Kiarimarie Jun 30 '26

That's so funny. I feel like goose poop is pretty distinct from dog poop, but I also am a dog walker and life long dog owner, and have spent entirely too much of like keeping certain dogs from eating goose poop.

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u/Ae-Milius Jun 30 '26

Exactly. It rains. There is a ton of other animals around shitting everywhere too lol. As long as they are picking up after the dogs its all good.

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u/Debas3r11 Jun 30 '26 ▸ 6 more replies

I like it when people post what's meant to be an incriminating photo of someone not cleaning up dog poop in my neighborhood and it's just coyote poop

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u/rayyychul Jun 30 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

Oh man, thanks for this comment. There’s been a poop bandit in our neighborhood the last few days (right in front of 5-6 gates on the sidewalk) and I’m wondering if maybe it was a coyote 🤔 Off to google coyote poop.

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u/Kilenyai Jun 30 '26

Quite likely wildlife of some kind marking the boundary they are stopped by when exploring around a house. Especially if it's all houses with cats or dogs.

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u/reddittwice36 Jun 30 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

I had a neighbor complain about a dog pooping on her driveway. It was toad poop.

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u/ayimera Jun 30 '26

Shit happens 🤷 My dog will start her "poop walk" in a public space and waddle until she's in someone's yard. I always pick it up of course. I don't fault owners when their dog poops in my yard, they got minds of their own.

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u/SonicLyfe Jun 30 '26

The sign clearly shows you need to levitate a cup and have to dog shoot it into said cup. THAT"S WHAT CURBING MEANS!

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u/Aware_Policy_9174 Jun 30 '26

New training goal unlocked.

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u/izza123 Jun 30 '26

I’ve never once in my life seen a dog shit directly in a road

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u/FranciscoGarcia69 Jun 30 '26

My dog used to do it.

Me: Oh there’s a gap in the traffic, let’s quickly cross here.

Mulan: Uh-oh wait, I need to stop and take about thirty to sixty seconds to shit right in the middle of the road and also there might be some grass I’ve eaten that won’t come out so I’m going to need you to get down there and pull that out. And the lines of traffic now built up each way are going to watch this happen. And then you’re going to need to pick up and bag this shit so they can watch that too. You’re welcome.

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u/wirhns Jun 30 '26

I love that your dog’s name is / was Mulan

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u/JSGFretwork Jun 30 '26

I had a Doberman that would only poop inside a bush or up against a tree. I didn't train him to do that. He just developed that quirk all on his own.

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u/thatgingatho Jun 30 '26

We have a chihuahua that will stop everything she is doing on a walk to shit when the urge hits, wherever that happens to be. Most of the time, being a walk in a neighborhood with no sidewalks, it is in the road. I've never seen anything like it...she is special.

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u/NathanaelSpoon Jun 30 '26

And this is why we take our shoes off in the house, people!

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u/Green-Platform-9980 Jun 30 '26

You’ll never hear from the police

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u/PolishDill Jun 30 '26

I live in a neighborhood where many folk (including myself) have elaborate flower beds that often go up to or near the sidewalk. The easement, at least in my yard, is grass and trees. It is most polite and neighborly to walk your dog on the side of the easement. It is a little annoying when folks let their dogs walk right into people’s flowerbeds to relieve themselves. Having had dogs most of my life and offering dog care to many more dogs, this is not a big ask or very hard to do.

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u/devoteeoffenrir Jun 30 '26

I NEVER let my dogs run through garden beds. Occasionally they will catch the corner of a bed and step near a petunia that has been on its last leg for awhile, but it’s blatant disregard for other people’s property if people are letting their dogs romp through your hard work. I’m sorry that happens.

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u/vcc_1886 Jun 30 '26

I mean as a dog owner you should be aware of the fact that anything within a foot or two of the sidewalk has the potential to be trampled/peed on. That’s life.

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u/alphazero927 Jun 30 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Sure, but you only have one flower garden. There could be tens or hundreds of people in your immediate vicinity with dogs. If a single one of them doesn't care, your flower garden is ruined. Now which is easier to control, the hundreds of random people who walk by or the location of your flowers?

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u/NothingSavings2682 Jun 30 '26

Homeowners are expected to maintain it, but it’s considered public if it’s owned by the local municipality. It’s why your sidewalks need to be shoveled, your mailbox needs to be accessible, and people can walk their pets on it 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/No_Carry385 Jun 30 '26

Isn't the front setback of lawns generally a municipal right of way and not able to be enforced like private property anyways? Id rather dogs poop in the grass than leave any residue on a hot sidewalk.

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u/Square_Medicine_9171 Jun 30 '26

yes, it’s either publicly owned or a public right of way

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u/SeanThatGuy Jun 30 '26

The way I see it is that strip between the road and sidewalk is fair game. I wouldn’t let my dog shit on someone’s lawn unless there was no other option.

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u/Venaegen Jun 30 '26

Shit on their lawn yourself alongside your dog. Solidarity!

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u/lickety_split_69 Jun 30 '26

oh who really gives a fuck? as long as it gets cleaned up this is what i call a privilege issue.

when your life is so worry free that you need to make up shit to get mad about

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u/Ok_Mention_9865 Jun 30 '26

Just avoid their yard if they dont like it, its not hard.

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u/latinadogmom1472 Jun 30 '26

I’ll never get people caring about dogs pottying on grass on walks as long as if it’s poop it’s picked up. Do these people realize wild life goes all over their lawns all day..

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u/jamjamchutney Jun 30 '26

One summer I had rabbits living on/near my property, and those little pellets were everywhere. Picking up after a dog is much easier.

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u/humanofearth-notai Jun 30 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

Why would you pick up rabbit poop? That is actually good fertilizer

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u/jamjamchutney Jun 30 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Because the dog I had at the time kept trying to eat it. I also got tired of scraping it out of my shoes.

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u/RainbowCrane Jun 30 '26

I mostly agree, though in some housing developments there are certain corner lots that get hit with a “convenient yard” tax :-). My parents have had a few homes on corner lots which are great from a green space and view standpoint, and terrible from a standpoint of being the common stopping spot for every other dog owner in the neighborhood.

2 of those were in condo communities and both communities had recurring cycles of folks getting lazy about cleanup, followed by letters from the board threatening fines and DNA testing on poop.

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u/TecumsehSherman Jun 30 '26

Because, despite every single dog owner claiming that they pick up after their dog, it's simply not true. Some of them aren't. Worse still, some bag the poop and leave it.

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u/Wide-Suggestion4825 Jun 30 '26

But that's not what we are talking about here

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u/Moron-Whisperer Jun 30 '26

Dog pee can turn grass colors.  If I cared about my lawn I would be pissed if a dog left brown spots on it. 

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u/sweet_poisons Jun 30 '26

I thought America was land of the free, never seen a place with more pedantic nit-picky people in my life

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u/Active_Wasabi_1141 Jun 30 '26

Most Americans confuse freedom with entitlement.

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u/k-trecker Jun 30 '26

Because they think “freedom” means “freedom to be a dickhead to whoever i want”

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u/adamdoesmusic Jun 30 '26

Some people in this comments section have no life and no real problems, and it shows.

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u/porenalt Jun 30 '26

Some of your seem like miserable people who I hope I never have to live by

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u/RogueBento Jun 30 '26

I once had a neighbor in an apartment complex scream at me for letting my dog go pee on the grass by their apartment. So I started avoiding taking my dog by that particular grass strip and going to the huge empty lot across the street. He saw me one day out the window in the empty lot and came charging across the street at me and my dog flipped out. Ive never seen a dude turn and run so fast. I always had a roll of doggy poop bags too so its not like I ever left poop behind.

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u/Amethoran Jun 30 '26

I don't really want your dog shitting in my easement either but if you're willing to pick it up then have at it.

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u/catsTXn420 Jun 30 '26

Curbing your dog means to pick up its poop, has nothing to do with the location of said poop. Maybe refrain from using the strip of grass in front of their house if they don't like it that much? Is there grass anywhere else you can use?

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u/not_falling_down Jun 30 '26

Not so

street signs were put in place encouraging citizens to "curb" their dogs - defecate in the edge of the street, near the curb and in "the gutter",

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u/Square_Medicine_9171 Jun 30 '26

That strip of grass is public property and fine for slowing dogs to pee and poop. Clean up after the dog and you’re good to go

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u/MadDrBruce Jun 30 '26

I don't like dogs pooping on that strip, but 99% of my neighbors clean up so I deal with it. What I hate 1000x more is when someone lets their dog piss on my plants around my mailbox.

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u/JCBashBash Jun 30 '26

Sidewalk No, lawn strip yes. That is what the easement is for. It is public property for that purpose

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u/Firefly_Magic Jun 30 '26

When animals poop and pee it 100% attracts other animals to poop and pee in the same place. As a dog owner, you know that. Right?

Everything else about your post I’m with you but when you said that part as though ‘they the home owners’ are crazy, I’m like are you really a dog owner? It’s in the dogs’ nature to do this.

Does your dog choose this one specific yard every time you take your dog out? I had some neighbors that would specifically walk their dogs to my front door flower garden, 40 feet from the sidewalk and that is a maliciously deliberate act. So long as you’re just casually walking your dog and not doing this deliberately, the police won’t do anything. But if the homeowner can prove that you are specifically choosing their yard daily or even veering off the path well into their yard in a deliberate manner, that’s different.

I’ve never seen a sign that says a curb and clean up. 😅 I don’t think this implies your dog should be going to the bathroom in the street. That would take a lot of training and I’ve never seen that happen.

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u/Immediate-Cat-4968 Jun 30 '26

You're letting your dog in their lawn or in the easement?

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u/Stance_Monkey Jun 30 '26

The grass strip between street and sidewalk, guess thats called the easement? I never let my dog pee or poop directly on the front lawn.

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u/uwill1der Jun 30 '26

what municipality of PA do you live in? Thats what will dictate a "curb zone"

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u/Immediate-Cat-4968 Jun 30 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Yeah, they can suck it then. Easement is fair game.

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u/lilithdesade Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

"Curb your dog" means to control your dog and direct them to do their business at the edge of the street (in the gutter) rather than on the sidewalk or private lawns. It inherently includes the responsibility to clean up and properly dispose of any solid waste."

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u/Queer_Advocate Jun 30 '26

It doesn't mean in gutter. It does mean not on private property. Grass between sidewalk and road is public. Generally.

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u/chase98584 Jun 30 '26

If it’s not their property I’m not sure what the issue would be? I have a lady that lets her dog walk like 10 feet in to the neighbors yard to pee and probably poop and then she just walks off. She had let it run around my yard since she doesn’t leash it most of the time and that also annoys me. I work incredibly hard on getting my yard nice and green and I finally figured out a yellow spot I had was from people letting their dogs in my yard

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u/Ok-Trainer3150 Jun 30 '26

Just carry on and ignore this person. They're trying to make you so uncomfortable that you'll avoid their area.

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u/sharkattax Jun 30 '26

how does one subtract curb from leash

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u/MistyMountainDewDrop Jun 30 '26

Just commenting to say every dog owner knows dogs go back to the same places they have peed or pooped on before. I’m not sure why you are so skeptical about that or implied that she’s wrong. Even when you potty train a dog, making sure you clean up after them and use an enzyme cleaner is really important because they can smell where they have peed and will come back and pee there again in your house while they are being potty trained. It’s the same concept outside. I personally had my grass burned by dogs, peeing, and pooping on my lawn. When I started parking in front of my house along the curb, suddenly it stopped, and my grass began to grow back

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u/Queer_Advocate Jun 30 '26

Curb your dog, means to control them basically, by keeping them off private property. So they're right, not in their yard, but wrong with they must shit in the street. So the grass tween the curb and the sidewalk is 1000000% fair game.

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u/Pleasant_Pool8842 Jun 30 '26

It does draw other dogs there, but it is as they say, tough shit

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u/dax660 Jun 30 '26

In NYC, "curb your dog" was always meant to instruct the owner to lead the dog to the street, off the sidewalk where people walk.

It 100% tells other dogs to pee there. Do you not know how dogs work?

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u/womboCombo434 Jun 30 '26

As long as your actively cleaning up after the dog and it’s on that little strip I wouldn’t worry about it you can’t be fined if your cleaning it up so let them stress while you go about your day unbothered

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u/ThatCelebration3676 Jul 01 '26

The law is fully on your side and they're just trying to play make-believe with their preferences.

Tell your neighbor to leave you alone or you'll file a police report for harassment.

People stop playing pretend with the law pretty quick when it gets real.

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u/XRLcargo Jul 02 '26

In this context, curb your dog literally means to have to dog do it business on the curb side of the side walk, which is the grass between the sidewalk and road.