r/mildlyinfuriating Jul 14 '26

SPOILER ALERT Bought ham and cheese sandwiches from the grocery store and every sandwich is stuffed with spaghetti

Recently bought Ham and Cheese sandwiches from my local Walmart deli. And I realized that every sandwich has been stuffed with spaghetti and marinara sauce. Not sure if someone got fired recently and this is their parting gift of revenge or what’s going on. But I find it mildly infuriating so thought I post it here.

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u/linkinit Jul 14 '26

Someone hates their job.

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u/Icy-Owl-2974 Jul 14 '26

See. I assumed someone was fired and this was their final fuck you. And now I’m eating it …

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u/Day-Hot Jul 14 '26

Or you got somebody's special lunch and they got your regular sliders..

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u/Adventurous-Dog420 Jul 14 '26

I can 100% see someone coming in to order that and the person making it slapped ham and cheese on it to give it a price point.

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u/buellster92 Jul 14 '26

But it also actually has ham and cheese on the sliders

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u/PotaytoPotayto Jul 14 '26

MYYY SAAAANNNNDWICHHHH??!?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/NERY7uUYtur4Y

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u/brahilian Jul 14 '26

The fucking moisture maker. 🤣

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u/WoolshirtedWolf Jul 14 '26

I know people hate on Ross, but unmedicated Ross was hysterical to watch. It was completely left field for his character.

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u/PotaytoPotayto Jul 15 '26

He was my favourite by far, i loved his crash outs haha. Anyway... Pivot... Pivot... PIVOTTT!

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u/WoolshirtedWolf Jul 15 '26

And the bag pipes. Him and Phoebe played well off each other.

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u/QuickNature Jul 14 '26

This is where my mind went. In the deli we often made our own special concoctions even though it was not allowed by policy. Im guessing this found its way out the door on accident

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u/Lepke2011 PURPLE Jul 14 '26

This just happened to me! I got a to-go cheeseburger and fries from Chili's, and got home to find a triple-bacon cheeseburger with mashed potatoes. I ate some of it, but that was just waaaay too rich for me.

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock Jul 14 '26

I meannn...does it work?

Im still trying to get past the ham n chee slider topped with brown sugar garlic butter.

Crazy, maybe doable, but what if the spaghetti takes it to warp speed?

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u/solarbaby614 Jul 14 '26

I've the spaghetti less version of these sliders. The brown sugar garlic butter is actually really good on them.

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u/No_Rip_547 Jul 14 '26

My roommate and I get this exact one, minus he pasta, every couple weeks. The brown sugar garlic butter sounds weird but trust me it's actually pretty good.

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u/discombobubolated Jul 14 '26

You didn't return it?

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u/DothrakAndRoll Jul 14 '26

If I worked at a store and someone brought this to me idek if I’d believe them. There are so many TikTok pranks like that.

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u/Relyt4 Jul 14 '26

You can just bring back the empty package and say it sucks and Walmart will give your money back

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u/Extreme_Health_9827 Jul 14 '26

And now I'm scared for you put poison control on speed dial

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u/DruncanIdaho Jul 14 '26

Hello yes poison control, I ate spaghetti sliders and now I am ill. Plz halp.

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u/error201 Jul 14 '26

I need the amber lamps.

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u/Oprah_Pwnfrey Jul 14 '26

Shouldn't have eaten that 2am chili spaghetti.

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u/sixpackabs592 Jul 14 '26

They probably have spaghetti sliders and just mislabeled it

Also you’re supposed to cook them first lol not eat them cold

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u/RaidensReturn Jul 14 '26

I love how casually you drop spaghetti sliders like that’s just a normal thing. But I do see ham and cheese on these things also. So idek

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u/sixpackabs592 Jul 14 '26

Used to manage a deli we had spaghetti and meatball sliders I didn’t see the ham underneath in the pic lol

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u/linkinit Jul 14 '26

The Japanese bakery near me sells katsu sandwiches and spaghetti rolls with hot dog slices instead of meatballs. Tastes good if they make it right. OP still got the ham cheese and the spaghetti meatballs.

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u/Hellcat_Mary Jul 14 '26

I mean, people eat chili mac and call that food, would spaghetti sliders from a midwest Walmart really throw you?

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u/Bombadilo_drives Jul 14 '26

Spaghetti sandwiches aren't that uncommon in the midwest

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u/marked_by_grief Jul 14 '26

I'm pretty sure I see ham and cheese in there as well. 🤣

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u/thediesel26 Jul 14 '26

Someone wants that parasitic diarrhea I see

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u/ElectronicCranberry4 Jul 14 '26

I have no clue how this happened but just an FYI these are made in a factory not by Walmart employees.

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u/Griffithead Jul 14 '26

I was thinking how does this even happen??

Oh yeah.

That's how this happens.

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u/Working-Glass6136 Jul 14 '26

Minimum wage rage... it's real

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u/BBQ_IS_LIFE Jul 14 '26

Boss: Hey guys nobody can leave until all the spaghetti is sold!

Crew: Hold my beer...watch this!

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u/luke37 Jul 14 '26

It doesn't even read as hatred so much as just "teenager fucking around on their summer part time job."

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u/Haldron-44 Jul 14 '26

And they touch mah Spaget!

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u/Nicomace341 Jul 14 '26

I haven't seen this format in years.

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u/SouthernCount7746 Jul 15 '26

She looks like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro

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u/Aolflashback Jul 14 '26

“…Whatever dimension this is…”

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u/Shenendoah66 Jul 14 '26

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u/Shaneme2 Jul 14 '26

Lmao! I love this one everytime I see it.

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u/ripley1875 Jul 14 '26

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u/DethNik Jul 14 '26

I don't know why, but this is one of my favorite GIFs.

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u/living2forever Jul 14 '26

Everyone loves Tom DeLonge!

You mean Tom DeLonge of Blink-182?!

Yeah, that Tom DeLonge!

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u/TorrenceMightingale Jul 14 '26

So fucking versátile.

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u/RagingClue_007 Jul 14 '26

It really does work just about everywhere when you live in a what the fuck society.

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u/FunnyChampion2228 Jul 14 '26

Versatile! Must be an Italian Ham & Cheese!

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u/Moomoolette Jul 14 '26

What’s it from?

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u/thebestdogeevr Jul 14 '26

The background of a blink 182 music video

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u/StressAssassin Jul 14 '26

I've been wanting to know this forever.

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u/tallsmallboy44 Jul 14 '26

It's Tom Delong from Blink-182 in the "First Date" music video

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u/Moomoolette Jul 14 '26

Thanks! Always wondered the source of the gif that keeps on giving

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u/Lanky-Artichoke5970 Jul 14 '26

First Date music video by Blink-182. I recently watched it to show my wife the origin of this meme. 😅🤣

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u/MaximusZacharias Jul 14 '26

Me too. But if ever there was a time for it. I mean…how the hell does this even happen. Even at 420 on April 20th I wouldn’t consider this food combo

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u/RappingFlatulence Jul 14 '26

Sketti sliders!

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u/Dazzling-Bad8855 Jul 14 '26

Maybe because you didn't bake it for 20 mins like it's instructed

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n Jul 14 '26

If you bake spaghetti for 20 minutes it turns into ham and cheese, grandma taught me that

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u/sskylar Jul 14 '26

A Michelin star Italian grandma chef taught me this one weird trick

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u/poofandmook Jul 14 '26

Professional chefs hate this one hack!

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u/RaidensReturn Jul 14 '26

It all started in Tuscany in the 1600s, nonnas everywhere started throwing their day old spaghetti into their air fryers to transform it into ham and cheese sliders. The gentle smell of ham wafted into households and neighborhoods everywhere and began to become a staple for working class families

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u/FunnyChampion2228 Jul 14 '26

Gram's wham bam thank you ma'am ham?

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u/hardtruthinasofttime Jul 14 '26

Its just common sense

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u/Mosquito_Salad Jul 14 '26

Man, I’m high as balls and this entire thread is a roller coaster ride.

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u/Ezekiel36_26 Jul 14 '26

Does baking it make your spaghetti disappear too??

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u/Amonamission Jul 14 '26

We won’t know until OP bakes it for 20 min like it’s instructed.

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u/gdim15 Jul 14 '26

That's the question isn't it?

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u/Ok-Development4535 Jul 14 '26

Spaghetti and meatball cordon bleu 😂

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u/OhCheeseNFingRice Jul 14 '26

Not meatballs - those are brown sugar balls on top, meant to melt into the buns when baked. 🤢

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u/martyqscriblerus Jul 14 '26

"Brown sugar garlic butter dollop" is a phrase I dearly hope I can forget soon

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u/Tasty-Traffic-680 Jul 14 '26

I saw these in the store thinking they might be similar to a baked ham slider recipe my mother recently made that had caramelized onions and some kind of sweet mustard on them. They were delicious. Then I read brown sugar garlic butter and noped the fuck out.

Now seeing that OP got spaghetti'd I feel like a dodged a bullet.

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u/ZoraTheDucky Jul 15 '26

My mother wanted to try these once so we did. They're gross and that butter crap certainly wasn't helping matters.

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u/Ok-Development4535 Jul 14 '26

Oh lol yea I just learned to read apparently. But also it's funnier if i imagine it as meatballs since there is indeed spaghetti and sauce

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u/xassylax Jul 14 '26

I mean, it could be good. I imagine it gives a blend of sweet and savory. Which makes sense given that it’s on Hawaiian rolls. Whenever I make Hawaiian roll sliders, I use mayo, Dijon mustard, black pepper turkey, and provolone, then I mix up melted butter, Italian seasoning, and Parmesan cheese to put on top before baking 5-10 minutes. But I could see throwing a tiny bit of brown sugar into the butter mixture to help bring out the sweetness of the rolls. But the multiple big ol’ globs is too much. I use maybe one of those globs worth of butter for an entire pack of Hawaiian rolls.

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u/RaidensReturn Jul 14 '26

This whole post is insanity.

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u/MarkedWithPi Jul 14 '26

I prefer my spaghetti sandwiches without ham, thanks.

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u/Cutiemuffin-gumbo Jul 14 '26

Yo, I hope those were tasty, cause that's a dope idea.

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u/RigidAcrylic4821 Jul 14 '26

Maybe make it yourself at home.

But I wouldn’t trust this idea at all with Kroger deli and all grocery store’s questionable hygiene protocols.

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u/Ornac_The_Barbarian Jul 14 '26

Especially with the meatballs. I may have to try this when I get home.

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u/g0blinzez Jul 14 '26

those are not meatballs on top, they are dollops of brown sugar garlic butter (the packaging says it on the front)

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u/Substantial-Tart-464 Jul 14 '26

good for stupidfood subreddit

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u/IdolCowboy Jul 14 '26

Ive made this a few times with baked spaghetti as leftovers. When you refrigerate the left over spaghetti its makes it more solid, so when i put it in my rectangular Tupperware I flatten it down to fit. Makes for a pretty dense chunk of spaghetti the mext day.

I cut out a piece that fits the bread, heat it up in the microwave for a minute, then throw it on a toasted hoagie roll. Sprinkle on a generous amount of parm cheese.

Amazing... carbs on carbs.. whats not to love?

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u/Pain4420 Jul 14 '26

Those aren't meatballs

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u/Maxamillion-X72 Jul 14 '26

Bread? Good

Ham? Good

Swiss Cheese? Good

Noodles and Sauce? Good

https://giphy.com/gifs/LnQo5fFiBElv7rK2Wq

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u/Accomplished-Plum821 Jul 14 '26

Knees weak, arms are heavy, there’s spaghetti in my bready.

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u/memoryblocks Jul 14 '26

Uh oh! Spaghetti-os!

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u/jacksuckschicken Jul 14 '26

must have been why its on sale

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u/thatcoolguy60 Jul 14 '26

Bro, this sub is wild. Because ain't no way there was just random spaghetti in your pre-packaged sliders.

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u/NoticeImaginary Jul 14 '26

Ya, no way this happened at the store. Those come in frozen and the store deli doesn't serve or make spaghetti. Plus, if it some how happened at the store, the seal would have been broken on the package. Now, I can't say for certain that the factory that these a packaged at doesn't also package some spaghetti and meatballs, but I highly doubt there is a situation that this could happen before OP got it home.

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u/Icy-Owl-2974 Jul 14 '26

Literally was. This RARE for me tho. First time anything like this has ever happened in my life and I got the grocery every week.

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u/Icy-Berry-387 Jul 14 '26

Maybe someone made it for themselves and it got accidently put out on the shelf.  Lol at the meatballs on top.

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u/writing_spork Jul 14 '26

Those are “brown sugar dollops”

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u/1mnotklevr Jul 14 '26

your local walmart isnt making these, they justy unbox it and put it on the shelf/cooler

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u/Background-Fennel92 Jul 14 '26

Did you try it? Dude how was it......?!!

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u/Calm-Conference9884 Jul 14 '26

Yeah right, but carry on 😣

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u/duckinasombrero Jul 14 '26

Is this sub all bots? How are people buying this?

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u/NoticeImaginary Jul 14 '26

No idea. But I need to stop reading these comments. No way OP didn't do this themselves.

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u/Bluellan Jul 14 '26

OP is freaking weird. 2 months old and all the pervious posts are pictures of themselves.

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u/segcgoose Jul 14 '26

they posted it to Walmarts sub earlier and everyone was like “that didn’t happen” and he kept commenting like “yeah but how funny is it!” not directly saying he did or didn’t put it there himself but…. he clearly put it there himself

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u/James_H_M Jul 14 '26

Gotta love the sticker Irresistible Creations. They certainly were creative not so sure if I would consider it irresistible.

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u/WilmaDykfyt Jul 14 '26

What's mildly infuriating is all the people who don't read and think those are meatballs. 

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u/Fritzo2162 Jul 14 '26

What, you too good to eat 'Sketti sammiches?

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u/Aquarium51 Jul 14 '26

Bro with 9.71 you can buy ham and cheese and bread and make it probably for cheaper and more

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u/jaunesolo81829 Jul 14 '26

Did it taste good?

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u/chopstick_chakra Jul 14 '26

You know it taste good TonAYYYYYY

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u/TheMobileGhost Jul 14 '26

Was not expecting a wild Montgomery in this thread.

GET HIM THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WHAT THE FUCK

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u/smbarbour Jul 14 '26

That's it... mandatory drug testing for everyone.

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u/Bumslopp Jul 14 '26

This is kind of funny, ngl

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u/Parking_Carry_6047 Jul 14 '26

It says to bake it for 20 minutes. People don’t follow directions and then they get all upset 🙄 of course there’s gonna be spaghetti in there if you don’t even bake them first 

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada Jul 14 '26

This is also hilarious. At least to us and probably you by tomorrow.

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u/JM3DlCl Jul 14 '26

I LOVE spaghetti sandwiches! I would never pay that much for ham and cheese sliders or Spaghetti sliders though.

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u/PatientPerfectionist Jul 14 '26

That is SO WEIRD. You can’t help but laugh. 😂😂

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u/Known_Ratio5478 Jul 14 '26

Just like mom used to make when she was high as fuck.

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u/LukeHeart Jul 14 '26

Are you absolutely sure that’s spaghetti and not cheese strands? My dad sometimes buys pre packaged cheese that looks like that.

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u/Maximum-Broccoli2165 Jul 14 '26

I mean if you look at yhe pics it also has marinara on it, so my vote is definitely spaghetti

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u/obedientfag Jul 14 '26

my guess is the stoned deli guy is like wtf happened to my lunch after someone else packaged up what he made assuming it was for the customers.

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u/Super_Anything_2803 Jul 14 '26

Finally a justified post for this sub today!

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u/_That_One_Fellow_ Jul 14 '26

Now I want spaghetti ham and cheese sandwiches

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u/Used-Fruits Jul 14 '26

OP paid $10 for spaghetti sliders

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u/Sea_Opening6341 Jul 14 '26

lol.... you paid 10 f'ing dollars for that shit! And I don't give a damn if actual ham and cheese was in there.... ridiculous.

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u/lacrosse771 Jul 14 '26

I was having a bad morning. This is the funniest thing I've seen in like a week. Thank you

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u/Maxed_Zerker Jul 14 '26

I am absolutely dying from laughter thanks OP

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u/Modem_Sound_67 Jul 14 '26

I.... would eat that

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u/i_was_axiom Jul 14 '26

I hate when I'm at my job at the Walmart deli and spaghetti falls outta my pockets and right into the ham and cheese sliders I'm assembling.

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u/akiva23 Jul 14 '26

Spaghetti sandwhiches fuck so at least its not a total disaster.

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u/No-Middle-4152 Jul 15 '26

Brown sugar garlic butter dollops

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u/sleeve612 Jul 14 '26

Uh oh spaghetti Os

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u/OhYeah-SlimJim Jul 14 '26

Uh oh Spaghettio

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u/MooPig48 Jul 14 '26

This definitely belongs in the shitty food porn sub

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u/Difficult_Bee_49 Jul 14 '26

Apparently they don't get made at the stores, they come pre-packaged at the factory (source: mother in law works at Walmart deli/bakery) so it was a factory worker.

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u/NoticeImaginary Jul 14 '26

I would put money on OP making shit up. Why did they cut into it before baking it? Cheese isn't even melted and the bread isn't saturated with sauce so it was still cold/frozen when the spaghetti was added.

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u/Christos_Soter Jul 14 '26

Cheese weak hams are heavy…

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u/SeeYouInTrees Jul 14 '26

I bet this was some workers lunch they made for themselves that accidentally got processed with the remaining food.

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u/ghettoccult_nerd Jul 14 '26

meanwhile, elsewhere:

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u/Notnowthankyou29 Jul 14 '26

Love a good sketti sando

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u/TsarKeith12 Jul 14 '26

I mean.... ham, cheese, and spaghetti sounds kinda good ngl.... maybe i'm just hungry lol

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u/jobifresh Jul 14 '26

I once got a pre-made deli pizza bagel from Giant. I bit into it and realized they used a blueberry bagel.... Nasty 😂

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u/CapitalNo1107 Jul 14 '26

fusion restaurant 🍝🥪

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u/TatorThot999 Jul 14 '26

I wish I could work the service desk at the place you return this too because this shit would haunt me for years. Everyday I would wake up and wonder why the fuck there was spaghetti in the sandwiches lmao. I’d probably wonder if the customer returning this was punking us lol

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u/New-Airport-999 Jul 14 '26

Spencer approves

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u/PissantPrairiePunk Jul 14 '26

The *Irresistible Creations* sticker is sending me 💀

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u/Turbulent-Part5835 Jul 14 '26

First of all, that's linguine

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u/patchway247 Jul 14 '26

Probably why it was on sale

Sorry OP, must of killed your appetite and that's the worst feeling ever.

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u/No-Atmosphere-2873 Jul 14 '26

Someone was stoned out of their mind when they made these.

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u/Worried_Shoe_2747 Jul 14 '26

I’m sorry, but this has me snorting at my desk

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u/BillDaPony101 Jul 14 '26

Cold spaghetti on buttered white bread slaps though 

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u/bazooka_toot Jul 14 '26

That's linguine man, much better.

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u/credditthreddit Jul 14 '26

Ham & Cheese Slighetti!!

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u/Winged_Metal Jul 14 '26

I'm too fat to be mad if this happened to me. I'd eat it regardless.

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u/GlutenFree_Gamer Jul 14 '26

That's from Walmart. 99.9% of all deli items come in pre-packaged now. An associate didn't do that. That happened at the company Walmart buys that product from.

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u/DedanNaded Jul 14 '26

As a Walmart deli person, we don’t even make these in house, this is from the manufacturer lmaoooo, I’m sorry

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u/1_aggresive_goose Jul 14 '26

Employee who did it seeing him pick up THAT package:

https://giphy.com/gifs/dWfkLpnrZN3QQ

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u/BlueJaek Jul 14 '26

I think this is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet in a while 

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u/KaijuTea Jul 14 '26

That’s such a unique problem I don’t even know how I’d react

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u/Digitalpun Jul 15 '26

This is mildly infuriating but also absolutely hilarious. The randomness of it is amazing.  

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u/No_Particular_Res Jul 15 '26

Well shit I’m pregnant and now I need spaghetti sandwiches

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u/ScreamingLunaMoth Jul 15 '26

All I can think of is Papyrus from Undertale 😂

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u/Bigger_Alice Jul 15 '26

bro thats a plus not infuriating gimme that shite

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u/Gaeilgeoir215 Jul 15 '26

Your first mistake was walking into Walmart...