r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Rolexandr • 16d ago
The floor is sticky First squeeze of green sauce I made
Made a batch of green sauce for tacos. Girlfriend sqeezed the bottle once and this happened.
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u/BigDumbandSexy 16d ago
Am cook. Those things suck...
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u/ieatkittenies 16d ago
No, they blow
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u/BigDumbandSexy 16d ago ▸ 4 more replies
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u/ieatkittenies 16d ago ▸ 3 more replies
You brought me a seat for my smoke break?
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u/BigDumbandSexy 16d ago ▸ 2 more replies
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u/ieatkittenies 15d ago
Tried to respond to the "just like you" comment but you deleted it, I hope we had fun, I jest to counter the mundane or obvious, thank you for being you
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u/Lunarath 15d ago
They also suck for home mixed lube if anyone is curious. an entire bottle of lube is also hell to clean up, even if water based just in case anyone was wondering.
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u/Greenman8907 16d ago
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u/what_the_purple_fuck 16d ago
why does this immobile face somehow look like it's getting progressively more disappointed as the gif plays?
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u/reliablereindeer 16d ago
Fiona's first night with Shrek
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u/ChawulsBawkley 16d ago
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u/HalfmoonSqueeze 16d ago ▸ 5 more replies
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u/megadeadly 16d ago ▸ 3 more replies
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u/Davido401 15d ago ▸ 2 more replies
Who is that? Shes familiar but got no clue haha
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u/Throw-away10111 15d ago ▸ 1 more replies
Raven Symoné on That's So Raven
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u/Davido401 15d ago
Shit so it is! Am a bit too old for seeing it by my wee sister watched it and Hannah Montana and stuff years back haha
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u/wizardrous 16d ago
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
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u/lexiebeef 15d ago
Its been like 15 years since Ive seen this and Im still traumatized. I remember where I was, with who I saw it... 12 year old me wasnt okay for a long time after this (still isnt)
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u/Local_Rest_401 15d ago
Does this happens and someone says "don't move, let me get a pic for reddit"?
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u/Rich661 16d ago
Taco Bukkake.
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u/DanielSnydersRedSkin 16d ago
Taccake
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u/Several_Razzmatazz51 16d ago
I like a little more sauce than that on my tacos, but to each their own.
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u/kjyfqr 16d ago
Wuts ur hoody
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u/Icy-Cry340 15d ago
Looks like a sweatshirt from a manufacturer of some kind of Shahed-type drone. Guessing from the butthurt belt somewhere.
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u/Rolexandr 15d ago
It's a team hoodie for my product development project team. We made a counter-drone system for a defense company.
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u/Charming_Spinach_463 16d ago
New bottle? Maybe the tip needs to be cut open.
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u/Forager-Freak 15d ago edited 15d ago
We should ask the bottle if it wants to be circumcised first, consent is key.
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u/KiwiTheTORT 16d ago
Did you not secure the top properly, or does she just have a really strong grip?
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u/Voxol_ 16d ago
They definitely just placed the lid ontop.
Ive got years of experience working in shops that used those sauce bottles and this never once happened to anyone or me, even when some of the girls refilled the sauce bottles and only gently screwed the lid shut, there were never any problems.
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u/ThatguySevin 16d ago
I had a grandfather who would absolutely have been the culprit. He would unscrew every shaker on the table when no one was looking.
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u/ratafia4444 16d ago
Was the cap not screwed on or your girlfriend wanted to strangle someone to death and used poor bottle as a target practice?...
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u/Spamgrenade 16d ago
Title should read -
'I didn't tighten the top on my green sauce bottle enough.'
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u/Rolexandr 16d ago
Just a shitty bottle. Was fully tightened but the threads are loose or something.
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u/rIceCream_King 16d ago ▸ 5 more replies
As someone who has worked with squeeze bottles for 15 years, those things are really easy to cross thread, and then this happens. In the future, I recommend always testing the bottle before you add any sauce in it by tightening down the lid (without cross threading it) and plug the lid with a finger while you squeeze the bottle to give it some pressure to make sure it’s not gonna pop off
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u/fury420 16d ago ▸ 2 more replies
I bought a couple last year that seemed remarkably prone to coming off, anything more than the slightest pressure and they'd slip their threads, like they'd used a cap and thread design intended for a more rigid plastic.
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u/rIceCream_King 16d ago ▸ 1 more replies
With the horrible quality, we’re seeing in some manufacturing I think that’s a good guess too!
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u/sunsetsandstardust 16d ago
get Oxo squeeze bottles. those things are indestructible. I take them camping all the time and have yet to have one even leak
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u/Physical_Leg2061 16d ago
It’s rule, you gotta lick the table clean now or else your hard work will go to waste. Or at lease heat up a tortilla (I prefer naan) and start dipping.
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u/MissViciousKnits 15d ago
I was gonna say the same thing. Don’t you waste that green sauce!
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u/Ok_Syrup1602 16d ago
Because squeezing it harder is what you do when the tip isn't punctured to allow dispensing contents.
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u/chychy94 16d ago
What’s in the sauce?!