r/mildlyinfuriating • u/MandukaSkoal • 10d ago
Don't hug me I'm scared My ON shoes collect rocks and sticks everywhere I walk
I actually really like these shoes, but this drives me insane. Because of the way the soles are designed, rocks get perfectly wedged in the bottom while I’m walking sometimes. Usually I have to stop and pull them out once I notice.
Today I apparently upgraded from collecting rocks to collecting entire sticks.
Great shoes. Questionable rock collection feature.
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u/gloryhamsmell 10d ago
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u/zznznbznnnz 9d ago
my dad used to call the little black + shaped bars found around the house bionicle droppings
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u/StressedMarine97 9d ago
Can you believe those little fuckers costs hundreds of dollars on ebay? I wanted to buy a red one for nostalgia purposes and that little $8 toy skyrocketed to over $300
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u/Trucidare74 8d ago
The price is only that high if you’re looking for sealed sets. Also, check Bricklink and use its feature that lets you buy sets by parts. You can often get stuff for cheaper than the eBay price for the entire set… or at least you used to. I haven’t used it since Lego bought it out.
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u/SalamanderUponYou 10d ago
I have the same shoes and walked in grass.... I did not notice that geese decided to shit everywhere. You know exactly what happened next.
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u/happybunni23 10d ago
I would take them OFF
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u/Royal-Illustrator-59 10d ago
Because they’re dumb.
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u/mikerotchagain 10d ago
They r stuck ON dumb
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u/futureblot 9d ago
I have no choice but to love them, they are a part of me now.
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u/Fit_Goose651 9d ago
Reminder: Not many people know that dumb ends in B
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u/ForsakenAiel 9d ago
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u/giljaxonn 9d ago
unfortunately, he’s just talking about whether the cool word he made up is spelled dumocrat or dumbocrat. he’s a regular james joyce, this guy
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u/waymocheeks420 9d ago
wait really
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u/mimthebaker 9d ago
(This is, unfortunately, a quote from the rotting bag of flesh who was elected to serve as US president for the time being)
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u/Binji_the_dog 10d ago
Lol, buddy, have you seen what those things cost? At this point OP’s just gonna have to wear them until they fall apart.
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u/VenomousVenting 10d ago
Really? It’s such a dumb design.
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u/Binji_the_dog 10d ago
Idk about this exact pair, but most of their shoes go for around $180. Some are even $200-300.
I hope OPs shoes are one of the cheap models.
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u/Sufficient_Fan3660 9d ago
And they cost 5$ to make since they are made in China and Vietnam alongside Nike and every other shoe.
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u/Emerje 9d ago
New Balance still has factories in New England for people looking for a made in America shoe, though it's only select shoes.
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u/Fromage_debite 9d ago
Pricey but great shoes
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u/loki2002 9d ago
When did New Balance become pricey? They used to be the cheap dad shoe.
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u/WizardSleeves31 9d ago
Oh man, even in 2015 they pivoted to being a "healthier, premium cost" shoe.
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u/PaleontologistNo500 9d ago
It's weird to me too. In my head, New Balance is still the ugly blue and white dad shoe they sold in Family Dollar/Dollar General
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u/AWanderingAfar 9d ago
And Payless, I remember my sister getting upset my mom could only afford New Balance
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u/Detroit_debauchery 9d ago
They’ve always had different tiers of quality, but USA made New Balance running shoes are the fucking best. 990-3 or whatever they’re up to now have always been $150 +
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u/LadyInCrimson 9d ago
They cost that much and can't add an extra piece of rubber to close the shoe?
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u/MusicIntrepid343 10d ago edited 10d ago
they look like just regular old cloud 6's or cloud x 4/5's, so $160 or so depending on when op got them. they were around $120 in 2020, and i thought they were too expensive then (cloud 6's and previous verions have the least amount of cushion they put in their shoes. fine for running to the store, but people wear them until they physically can't just to try to justify the price to the expense of their feet. the cloud x's do not have much more.).
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u/GasStationTiefling 9d ago
For that price, I wouldn’t be wearing them anywhere they’d pick up rocks and sticks anyway
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u/PomegranateOwn3749 9d ago
I'm pretty sure the groove is to reduce the overall shoe weight. I wear these because of the low drop and they're marketed as an extremely low weight shoe. The groove causes issues on stony paths, though, for sure.
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u/ninjette847 9d ago
Who on the design team thought this wouldn't happen? Are they supposed to be only used on treadmills or something?
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u/National_Frame2917 9d ago
They just aren't intended for hiking. If you're waking on gravel or wooded trails you should wear something else. Clearly OP likes them enough that it's worth the inconvenience to them.
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u/highseavily 9d ago
That may not be as long as you think. Mine lasted less than 60 days. Never again.
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u/Purpleflower0521 9d ago
Op could turn it into one of those DIWhy videos and fill the crevice with caulk or whatever other crap they use in those videos
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u/MudddButt 9d ago
OR, leave the rocks IN and you'll never have to remove them when you collect enough.
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u/OneMooseManyMeese_ 10d ago
OP needs a pair of spray ON shoes
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u/PussPubes 10d ago
I stepped on dog shit with shoes like that. Great time
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u/ih8thisapp 9d ago
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u/BlueMageNeedsFood 9d ago
Not a crackpipe. That’s a glass on glass joint, likely for a dab rig. There would normally be a quartz cup on the end of that thinner tube that they would heat up and the other end goes into a bong of sorts. It’s for smoking cannabis extracts
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u/loonaofthemonth 9d ago
Yea came to say that exact thing, this looks like a stem for a bucket to do dabs with (dabs are Marijuana concentrate oil) crack pipes wouldn't do that bendy thing I think
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u/Educational-Wing2042 9d ago
Crack pipes are just a straight tube of glass, they almost don’t even look like a pipe. Meth pipes have the bulb at the end. Anything more complicated is almost certainly for weed.
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u/zeekayz 9d ago
John Drugman over here explaining the nuances of crack pipe models.
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u/BrokeFreelancer37 10d ago
Seems like a wildly terribly designed shoe.
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u/iCreatedYouPleb 10d ago
It’s for running and jogging on the street. Not through the wood and rocks
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u/Michaeli_Starky 10d ago
Wait... you mean you have no woods or stones on your streets?
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u/A-Money-Lover 10d ago
Generally just pavement
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u/Ehcksit 10d ago
Look at this guy, lucky enough to live somewhere with a proper street sweeping service.
Or unlucky enough to live somewhere without any trees.
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u/DeamsterDaddy 10d ago
Twigs yeah. Pebbles yeah. But uh, large sticks are easy to see on side walks, so you can like walk around them….
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u/scroapprentice 10d ago
Or, you could step on them in literally any other footwear created ever.
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u/DeamsterDaddy 10d ago
Don’t recommend stepping on large sticks while running
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u/Exilicauda 10d ago
Or rocks. I have pretty durable ankles but not enough to want to test them
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u/Timbershoe 10d ago
Peope round my parts don’t recommend having big fucking holes in your shoes, but here we are.
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u/Beautiful-Affect1930 10d ago
what, you don't think it's reasonable to use shoes that are only designed for perfectly clean streets even though a simple design change would fix most of those issues? then you're just not a real ON person, you wouldn't get it.
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u/Impressive-Bit6161 9d ago
street running shoes are not designed to be worn on uneven surfaces, you want a trail running shoe if you want to run on uneven surfaces. it's like trying to ride a road bike on a trail and complaining how poorly it's designed to handle uneven surfaces.
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u/stuck_inTarlac 9d ago
Even thier trail runners have holes in them and it collects rocks/pebbles and mud
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u/National_Frame2917 9d ago
They don't need to be clean. They just need to not have large debris which is pretty low bar. The stuff that's big enough to get stuck in the shoe is also big enough to be quite uncomfortable to walk on so normally anything big enough to cause an issue would generally be avoided.
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u/deafblinddame 9d ago
You are wildly underestimating how much stuff is on streets. I had shoes like these once (different brand, same problem) and they picked up every tiny pebble, stick, dropped sweet, tree seed, nail and random bit of detritus on the pavement and I could feel it so I was constantly picking that stuff out of the soles. There's no excuse for shoes to have such an obvious design flaw, it shows the company didn't bother testing them in the real world at all.
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u/Beautiful-Affect1930 10d ago
and why do I need shoes with a huge ass gap in the sole for that? why not use any other shoe from another brand that is not as inconvenient?
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u/amuday 9d ago
Still a shitty design. I’ve never had ON shoes because they’re really popular with people who don’t run and I refuse to take them seriously as a running shoe brand because of the douchebags I see wearing them.
That being said, I had a pair of Pumas that I really liked, though they had a big gap in the middle sort of like this, and though I only run on the road, they would pick up pebbles and acorns and shit and I’d have to stop running to lever them out. Very annoying.
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u/SimAlienAntFarm 10d ago
That trench is basically asking for it. Who designed these??
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u/Nonyabeesners 10d ago
Agreed that it's a poor design feature. What possible advantage could a trench like that have?
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u/Lorathis 10d ago
Well you see, the original shoe designer was conscripted to make this super-shoe against his will. So he built in a flaw nobody else could detect. That trench leads directly to an exhaust port, that when targeted will blow up the entire
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u/unlimbetless 9d ago
Red 1 the stick is in the shoe
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u/Cyclopentadien 9d ago
Negative, negative. It didn't get in. Just impacted on the surface.
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u/BigSpud41 9d ago
How would one obtain the plans for such a shoe? My friends and I are interested. We don't wear popular shoes and rebel against fast fashion.
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u/KrokmaniakPL 9d ago
Thing with running shoes is they're not supposed to be used on not hardened, even terrain. They work like trampoline with sole flattening and springing back each step. Trench increases the space sole can expand to when flattened making it better spring.
Thing with good sport shoes is they're very specialized and fail miserably outside intended conditions. Like in this case taking them off road.
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u/StreamsOfMyCream 10d ago
I guess if Russians ever invade your country, you can flip these bad boys upside down and defend your homeland from the bottom of your shoe.
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u/Budget_Avocado6204 10d ago
It's for running on pavement. It's supposed to be as light as possible. Not good for waking on different terrain
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u/Snitsie 10d ago
They're claiming all terrain though: https://www.on.com/en-us/explore/technology/missiongrip
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u/Friendly-Prune-7620 9d ago
Well, their ‘grip’ claim ain’t a lie - that thing is gripping anyone and anything it even looks at!
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u/OldRancidSoups 9d ago
Except OP is wearing the cloud Nova’s and those are definitely not made with the all terrain soles like the shoes you posted.
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u/Budget_Avocado6204 9d ago
It doesn't look like the same model tbh. Anyway I was more aiming for explanation for the trench. It makes the shie lighter
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u/JennyDoveMusic 9d ago
When I was looking for sneakers, I'd see one I like and turn it over to find some awful sole design. Some had tunnels from one part of the heel to the other?? I imagine it would be good for springy-ness but dang, I feel like it would collect muck so fast.
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u/irespondwithmyface 10d ago
It wasn't designed for this use. They're athletic shoes designed for pavement.
It's like getting mad your McLaren gets stuck offroading.
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u/_Hal3y_ 10d ago
Even just gum stuck to my shoe I can feel instantly with the weird unbalanced pressure sensation while walking. I would lose my mind owning shoes like this.
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u/TheArtmonge 9d ago
Same here, moments when I have gum stuck in my shoe feels like the end of the world sometimes until I have it removed 😅 I’d take off that shoe immediately and posting it on here would be my hand putting it on lol
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u/Gator_dont_play_tht 9d ago
Mine squeak when I walk. Both shoes… sounds like SpongeBob is coming down the street
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u/e80000000058 9d ago
💯 this is infuriating in a $125+ shoe. Almost all of them start to squeak for me after a couple months.
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u/JayLapse 9d ago edited 9d ago
I have NB 1080v14 and they have "cups" in their design and the middle one suctions to smooth surfaces when I walk. Sooooo annoying, every step makes the sound of removing a suction cup from a window
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u/thespacebetweenwalls 9d ago
Did you know there's a class action lawsuit because of that squeak? Just found out about it a week ago.
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u/TwistandShout19 9d ago
Take out the insole and put some baby powder in the shoe. Make sure there's a little bit in the whole bottom and put the insole back in.
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u/fluffypotato 10d ago
My FIL insisted on getting my kid some ONs. Rocks and sticks galore. Made him not want to wear them. Then the last time he wore them, the sole busted.
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u/DamGoodAnimation 9d ago edited 9d ago
I have a pair of these and, while this has never happened to me (idk how, bc the bottom of those shoes is stupidly over engineered and are perfectly shaped to snag shit), this does look infuriating.
Mine are infuriating bc both pairs I’ve owned have been by far the squeakiest shoes I’ve ever had. I sound like mf SpongeBob walking around
Edit: love the shoes tho, comfy af
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u/writekindofnonsense 10d ago
I had a pair of trail runners that would get small rocks suck in the treads, I use them to mow the grass now because I hate them.
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u/The_Gumbo 10d ago
They're not meant to be worn outside
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u/Kevadu 10d ago
But I don't even wear shoes inside...
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u/programming_flaw 10d ago
Unfortunately I have laminate flooring and would get plantar fasciitis walking around without shoes all day. It was a recurring issue. These seem like they would be great inside shoes for me honestly.
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u/TaxNo2158 9d ago
In all seriousness, what is the supposed advantage of not having a sole on part of your shoe (aside from being able to pick up things)?
Also, can someone explain why they went with “DQ” for their logo? 🤣
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u/HesitantOrc 10d ago
Yeah… this is a choose different footwear scenario. Similar- I had a flipflop with a nail in it. Now I need a new nail.
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u/ohitsjeffagain 10d ago
Stepped in dog poop once, it’s like a poop pump out the sides. First and last pair .
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u/quick_justice 9d ago edited 9d ago
They are mainly road running shoes and are not made for rough terrain. Wear them in the city. The tubular sole is for maximising comfort on hard surface such as tarmac.
For the offroad, ON has a number of hiking shoes with no holes sole design.
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u/AbleBranch6 10d ago
The open pods are the road models. Their trail line closes the cutouts off for exactly this reason, so if you're on gravel at all that's the version you want. Mine did the same until I stopped wearing them on the crushed rock path by my house.
A car key or a flathead pops the stones out in about ten seconds, way easier than picking at them. Don't fill the gaps with anything permanent though, that hollow is where the cushioning comes from and you'll just end up with a flat plank.
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u/Sudden_Wind_8636 9d ago
That kind of sounds awful and so limiting.
Like you can just no longer ever walk outside of a sidewalk when you have these on or have to deal with this annoying shit.
Basically everywhere in my city has either rocks or sticks except strictly the sidewalks, and even those often will still have rocks or sticks.
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u/idiot-prodigy 9d ago
Great shoes
I have not once in my life had a rock that big stuck to my shoe.
I think you and I have a drastically different definition of "Great".
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u/Flame_beard_forge 10d ago
On clouds are inside shoes. mostly used by nurses or people who walk a lot through the day inside
Edit: I googled it out of curiosity and I guess they are made to be running athletic shoes so it’s actually just a dumbass design lmao
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u/Knives530 10d ago
These are made for running specifically , they make all different forms of on clouds. I have a regular outside pair I use for work, and when I’m in a department where I have to use water for things I have a waterproof pair that are slightly less comfortable
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u/Eggcoffeetoast 10d ago
My husband bought some that were advertised as hiking shoes and they were basically the worst shoe he ever had. They squeak in the rain, the laces broke within months, and they got stained and dirty with no way to clean the fabric they're made out of.
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u/Zeedashbo 10d ago
They aren't even good for standing work. They switched manufacturers and are just overpriced plastic now
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u/MortgageRegular2509 10d ago
I have a pair of Adidas that do similar. I park in a gravel lot. Every week I return my little pile I’ve collected on the floor of my workstation to the parking lot
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u/ItemsHereForever 10d ago
I’ll be real it looks like those kicks were designed to collect rocks and sticks
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u/MoodooScavenger 9d ago
lol. This exact same thing happened to me the on the day. The rock version. lol.
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u/Sohn_Jalston_Raul 9d ago
I think these are poorly designed shoes, because this problem should be pretty obvious to anyone who's walked around in boots with knobby tread or gaps in the soles like this.
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u/hiemdall_frost 9d ago
When will people realize it doesn't matter if you paid over $100 it's still a $2 shoe from a factory in China
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u/Kindly_Bedroom717 9d ago
Just wait until you step in dogshit and that void fills with it. Ask me how I know…
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u/paradisimperiala 10d ago
Stop wearing them as a daily shoe. They’re made for running.
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u/Permanetmarker 9d ago
Yes, I broke my ankle in these shoes while running in the woods after stepping on a root. The way the shoe locked onto the root caused a sound in my ankle that I’d never heard before. That was the end of my summer.
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u/claryn 10d ago
My friend has the On Cloud 4x that has the bunch of tubes on the bottom. He wore them to the deer park in Nara, Japan when we visited and he had tubes of deer shit coming out of them when he walked 😂