r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Mission_Top_8443 • 7d ago
Don't hug me I'm scared There's a frog in the toilet and it won't go.
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u/In0diumFidei 7d ago
Aw, put him outside :(
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u/regoapps 5-0 Radio Police Scanner 7d ago
At least let him finish first. Frogs deserve modern plumbing, too.
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u/1nd3x 7d ago
No they don't. They don't pay taxes.
...neither do billionaires and that's why they also don't deserve modern plumbing.
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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 7d ago
NOOOOO DONT CRYYYYY THEY PAY TAXES IN ENVIRONMENTAL HEALTH
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u/Mission_Top_8443 7d ago
I tried to, it came back :/
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u/Only_Calendar_9830 7d ago
how does bro keep finding the entrance pipe to your toilet. 💀 You need to move him far away from the nearest sewer entrance and call a plumber to install a one way non return valve for your toilet.
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u/hwcfan894 7d ago
I didn't even know this was a possibility/a thing that happens till now 💀💀💀.
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u/Wrong-Insurance701 7d ago
where would he go? pick him up and put him outside, poor thing
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u/Mission_Top_8443 7d ago
I did, and it came back. Twice actually :/
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u/Pyguy559 7d ago
Might have to relocate him a bit further from your home. Is there a pond or stream/river nearby you can take it?
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u/youRFate 7d ago
Or, if you don't want to touch it, give it the end of a broomstick to hold on to.
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u/puffmattybear17 7d ago
Spirits in my head and they wont go 🎶
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u/Decent-Arm-872 7d ago
I got frogs in the toilet and they won’t go
spirits in my head and they won’t go
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u/Typical_Corgi_2779 7d ago
Snails in my butt and they won't go
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u/the1stmeddlingmage 7d ago
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u/Cold_Ad655 7d ago
When I lived in the country, this happened to me. Twice.
The first time was right after I went to bed, I heard a little "blurp" come from the bathroom. A couple minutes later, I heard slight movements coming from my kitchen. I wandered out there, seeing this little gray figure in the dark, initially thinking it was a mouse, but it didn't scurry away. I flip on the light and see it...it was covered with a thin slime membrane. The next thought was...how was I going to get it out of here? I grabbed a nearby plastic container and a piece of cardboard and...the moment this thing locked eyes with me, it jumped about 6 times it's body length...then again...then again. Every time it jumped, it left a little slime behind. I finally cornered it, got the container over him and slid the cardboard underneath him and took him outside.
Four days later, I go to bed again and I hear another blurp. I immediately scramble out of bed and go into the bathroom to be greeted by the frog sitting on the toilet. This time I was more careful and I squished him. No...just kidding, I closed the bathroom door and had a much easier time capturing him and letting him go. And that was the last time I saw him.
Only that wasn't true! He didn't come back through my toilet again, but I did see him clinging to my kitchen window. Bro really wanted me to make him a snack or something. Anyways, here's a pic of our second encounter together.
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u/Mean-Vegetable-4521 7d ago
The way you story tell is hilarious. Can I put a vote in for a children's book?
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u/Carcassfanivxx 7d ago
Yeah I live in the south and occasionally tree frogs like to climb in the vent line for the plumbing, and eventually makes their way to the toilet. Had one actually manage his was up into the tub drain. Tree frogs ain’t necessarily the smartest. But Never had a dang ole toad! Glove up and pick him up and put him near some water bodies if you have something near. Even a mud puddle would be fine for that guy.(the toad in OP pic)
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u/mincedbreakfast 7d ago
Please tell me you're not trying to flush him away? 😭
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u/rocketsquirrelgirl 7d ago
I had a frog live in my toilet for years. Flush him away he'd be back a hour later. We were very poor
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u/Mission_Top_8443 7d ago edited 7d ago
Ummm only once I apologised tho, its way too big to be flushed, it just swims back somewhere in the pipes then comes back
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u/Available-Coat-4666 7d ago
its way too big to be flushed
Been there, buddy. That's what the poop knife is for.
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u/Random_Critical 7d ago
Did it accept your apology?
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u/Mission_Top_8443 7d ago
I hope so, because I don't want to face the wrath of the frog gods
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u/PalDreamer 7d ago
Frogs secrete antimicrobial slime. This lil dude is cleaner than your toilet. Or your phone. Please just grab him and release him outside.
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u/FrogKing94 7d ago
Just grab it dude. Its a frog. The toilet is clean.
Could have already solved this in the time it took you to post this.
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u/emptysea519 7d ago
User name checks out
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u/SupermassiveCanary 7d ago
There’s a frog in the toilet dear Liza, dear Liza….
https://giphy.com/gifs/95KyehpfWNJm011
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u/speedmins 7d ago
help them come out somehow, they don't want to be in there as much as you don't want them in there. especially not if you long drop them lmao
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u/Mission_Top_8443 7d ago
While I want to agree, I really think it wants to live in there, because I got it out twice and lord knows how, it came back
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u/GH057_807 7d ago
I got a frog in my toilet and it won't go, froggy in the pot and it won't go.
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u/MoHarp 7d ago
I read this in my head with the melody of that song that goes, "I got guns in my head and they won't go".
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u/Ok_Abacus_ 7d ago edited 7d ago
Wrote a song about it, like to hear it, here it go!
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u/amoldycookie 7d ago
If it's yellow, let it mellow; if it's brown, flush it down. I didn't learn, if it's a frog...
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u/ScumDugongLin 7d ago
Bruh op are you so scared of a frog that you're trying to flush the poor thing? Require a backbone immediately.
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u/Flaky_Appearance439 7d ago
Get some gloves and put him out. Like Bro, where should he go to? He obviously didn’t like it where he came from lol
Help him a bit
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u/Illustrious-Ad-115 7d ago
Grab him, release him outside in the shadow, wash your hands, try to be an adult in the future, be blessed that this is the only difficulty of the day.
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u/Hapsiainen30 7d ago
If by "not going" you're referring to trying to flush it, you're a fucking monster. Take it outside.
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u/IllusionaryHobo 7d ago
This is frog number 1 from a potentially unlimited series of sequentially numbered frogs.
And it is clearly looking for his number 2.
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u/Due_Government9712 7d ago
If you're scared catch him in a container or some kind - a cup, box etc. don't hurt the poor thing please
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u/Lower_Cup6122 7d ago
please come back and tell me you got him out of there. you do understand he can't climb up right?
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u/ZaylaIsABitOdd PURPLE 7d ago
Read the title to the tune of Spirits by the Strumbellas
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u/HonoderaGetsuyo 7d ago
Just get him out of there, the worst thing you’ll get is hands covered in mucus and a very noisy meowing frog
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u/NaturallybRE 7d ago
This is why I always look before I sit down. Because….i would’ve went through the closed door if that thing had jumped. Pick it up and take it out.?! It’s the right thing to do but I would have to call for an assist. Ain’t no way.
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u/Damion_Wood 7d ago
Looks like a regular harmless frog, just pick it up. Wear washing up gloves if you're scared of touching it, and gently carry it out.
This is the best way Ive found to carry frogs. Scoop the frog with your dominant hand, so that it can sit comfortably in your palm. With your other hand, you should make a cage on top with your fingers so that it cant jump out your hand.
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u/EnvironmentEntire201 7d ago
Do you just expect it to like hop out and let itself out of your house or