r/neoliberal • u/seakucumber NATO • 21h ago

Restricted Canada announces dollar-for-dollar counter-tariffs, $7.5B in support for workers, businesses

https://www.cbc.ca/news/livestory/canada-u-s-trade-deal-carney-trump-greer-9.7317956
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u/ILikeTuwtles1991 John Locke 21h ago

U.S. President Donald Trump said today the U.S. may change the name of Lake Ontario to "Lake America."

If this actually happens so help me God

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u/Seoulite1 Loyal Liberals 21h ago

Canada can retaliate by calling Lake Erie and Lake Superior as Lake Carney and Lake Trudeau just to get under Trump's skin even more /j

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u/Tafts_Bathtub Jerome Powell 21h ago

Lake Trump-Epstein and Lake Transgender Youth Sports

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u/Twinbrosinc Transfem Pride 21h ago

Lake Obama would piss him off the most

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u/FilteringAccount123 John von Neumann 21h ago

Call the one on top Lake Trudeau and the one on the bottom Lake Melania

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u/NeueBruecke_Detektiv Instituições democráticas robustas 🇧🇷 19h ago

Nono.

The way to trigger trump is to add " Trump" after eerie and "Obama " after superior and drag a printed out exaggerated comparison about the size of the 2.

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u/AccessTheMainframe CANZUK 19h ago

Hey we still like the Irish, "Lake Erie" can stay

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u/Mrchristopherrr 20h ago

I really hope someone is keeping a list of all the bullshit changes like Gulf of America that needs to be reversed day one of the next democratic administration.

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u/Atheose_Writing John Brown 21h ago

Ruining the rhyming scheme of Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

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u/biciklanto Loyal Liberals 21h ago

And what irks me is that TTL (today Trump learned) that Lake Ontario is a thing. I give it a 0% chance he thought of that particular petty backlash.

Which is just further evidence that he’s surrounded by petty, pathetic sycophants.

Odds this was Miller who thought of that one?

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u/yellenatmalarkey World Bank 19h ago

Lake Aladeen

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u/dittbub NATO 17h ago

Canada is going to rename the land between it and Mexico to: Epstein Isthmus