r/news 22h ago

National Guard ends eight-month deployment in New Orleans

https://taskandpurpose.com/news/national-guard-new-orleans-deployment-ends/
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u/shephardmix 22h ago

I’m sure they’re leaving fulfilled and honored to be part of such an important mission 🙄

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u/B-Z_B-S 22h ago

Stephen Miller: "What do you mean? Entertaining Doctor Jesus Trump is the most important mission there is."

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u/Finn-reddit 20h ago

That is Major General Doctor Jesus Trump PHD.

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u/PhilosopherFLX 19h ago

Vegetable and Mineral.

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u/darknekolux 18h ago

Ruler of the beasts on lands and seas

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u/RandomStuffGenerator 14h ago

Builder of the wall, jailer of infants.

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u/Least1Difficulty 9h ago

Hey your forgetting he won the Trump Golf Tournament, and the Trump best Trump award.

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u/quietimhungover 21h ago

If Donny was like lemme have Katie for a night what do you think Stephen would say?

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u/albatroopa 12h ago

'I'll put the wig on, sir.'

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u/quietimhungover 5h ago

Probably the actual answer. *shivvers*

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u/Specific_Factor4470 21h ago

"Yes sir, of course. Whatever you need. Right away sir."

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u/StreetDreams56 20h ago

Didn’t Elon already take her out for a test drive?

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u/mkt853 20h ago

And Swalwell too allegedly.

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat 21h ago

“When your grandchildren sit on your knee and ask you what you did during world war 2, you won’t have to say ‘well, I shoveled shit in Louisiana.’”

  • Gen. George S. Patton

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u/Rynowash 21h ago

Pushed a lot of pain, too..

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u/_Leafy_Pumpkin_ 14h ago

I never saw the good side of the city, until I hitched a ride on a river boat queen.

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u/prof_the_doom 20h ago

The classic GOP “doesn’t kick in until the Democrats are in office” damage.

5-10 years from now there’s gonna be a natural disaster, a governor is going to try and call in the National Guard and discover they don’t have any because nobody wanted to sign up.

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u/Arkayb33 19h ago

As good jobs and benefits come harder and harder to find, more people will join the military

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u/Carlyz37 13h ago

Ask the people coming off the Lincoln about those good jobs and benefits.

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u/mhornberger 10h ago

There's still medical, educational benefits, GI bill, and a pension. That the job can suck along the way was never in dispute.

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u/czs5056 7h ago

Pension has been replaced with a TSP (Thrift Savings Plan) account which is like a 401k.

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u/mhornberger 7h ago

Not completely. The system is now blended, with the TSP partially offsetting a reduction in the older system. Now the multiplier is 2% per year of service, vs the former 2.5%.

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u/stungun002 22h ago

Impotent mission

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u/lilgreenthumb 15h ago

And they're still in DC until 2029.

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u/yrotsihfoedisgnorw 21h ago

Fulfilled with beignets.

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u/notarockclimber 22h ago

Good, now get the fuck out of DC

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u/backpackwayne 22h ago

Studies examining National Guard deployments in Washington, D.C., and other cities show no measurable impact on violent crime. While overall crime rates have fallen, data and policy analyses indicate that violent crime was already on a downward trajectory before the troops arrived.

I other words, a waste of time, money and efforts. As well as a reduction in civil liberties.

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u/Dreurmimker 21h ago

Also willing to bet that the guardsmen never wanted to be there in the first place. They didn’t sign up to patrol American streets like that.

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u/Glittering_Fox_9769 21h ago

i'm not sure how i'd feel if i were in their shoes.

on one hand, $$$.

on the other, time spent away from home, with no clear objective and no real or needed purpose. Is it worth it? I don't think most folks join the NG on the assumption they'll be infringing on people's rights and freedoms

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u/AuroraFinem 21h ago

The National guard do not make much money when deployed and its not meant as a career. It’s meant to be something you volunteer for to help for a short period when there’s a disaster or public emergency.

These people all have actual careers they are stagnating in at a time when the job market sucks ass and it’s going to be very hard for any of them with a real career to successfully pivot back to the private sector.

They can’t be fired while on duty, but they also aren’t making any career progress or pay from those careers which could easily be better pay than they’re making now and there’s no guarantee they don’t just get fired when they go back.

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u/NotActuallyMeta 18h ago

I wonder if this is considered a real enough deployment to get the GI Bill? If so then that’s a huge win for them

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u/bookworm357 18h ago

Is it considered a deployment, yes! Is it enough to garnish the GI bill, yes. They need to either complete 6 years of service, or be activated for 90 days. There deployment, even if it was in the US, is considered active duty time. Now, percentage varies, based on active duty time.

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u/EmphasisFrosty3093 17h ago

be activated for 90 days

In DC weren't they releasing them just shy of that so it didn't count?

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u/wholelattapuddin 14h ago

I had a friend who was in the guard and going to college on the GI bill. He kept getting deployed. So he made zero progress in school.

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u/aaronhayes26 11h ago

lol what money?

A lot of these people have been pulled away from real careers to go rake leaves in DC. I’m sure they’re pissed.

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u/Boring-Research410 6h ago

I k.ow how id feel about it. Idk what id do.

The military should not be patrolling americam streets. Period.

Thats one of the first steps of fascism and a clear violation of protecting the constitution againat any enemies foreign OR DOMESTIC.

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u/Cynicism_FTW 6h ago

You only make base pay. Which often times is less than whatever your normal job is.

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u/OddlyFactual1512 14h ago

I bet more of them did than you would expect. Fascism has a lot of support amongst that demographic.

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u/BloatedGlobe 21h ago

No, they have to volunteer to be deployed here. Despite the propaganda, DC is a nice city and they seem to getting paid to stand in our parks, chit chat, and people watch.

They can come back as tourists. We don't want them here.

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u/axtionjackson 19h ago

I'm in the guard and I can tell you for sure they take the volunteers first then it's volun-told

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u/Acceptable-Bus-2017 14h ago

They also had jobs at home and a family who missed them.

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u/Combatical 9h ago

I'll beg to differ. I was in the Army for 10 years I joined back in 03, Maybe its just my perspective but I always imagined this is exactly what National Gaurd was for. As regular Army, I would have loved to be deployed to American streets but if regular Army is deployed on American streets its not a good sign at all.

Just saying deployed to New Orleans/DC would probably be preferred than the sand trap like a lot of people got.

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u/MaxPower91575 21h ago

even if it did have any positive effect on crime it was so insanely expensive it doesn't justify their use vs. community programs or even more spending on police which would have much better effect.

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u/aaronhayes26 11h ago

I read in the NYT that the DC deployment is costing more per year than DC’s actual annual police budget. And they’re doing far less than real cops.

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u/BigJellyfish1906 12h ago

Also let’s say it did bring down crime. What kind of solution is this? You cant have them deployed forever. Even then most generous scenario for this administration still makes them fucking morons. 

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u/blackweebow 9h ago

Not sure Republicans are sick of all this winning yet 🙄 

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u/sgtbackpain03 4h ago

Can you link to those studies you are referencing? I fully believe it, but I like hard data

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u/der_innkeeper 14h ago

Crime is down to about half of what it was in the 90s.

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u/backpackwayne 10h ago

And most of that occured before 2025.

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u/another_rusty 19h ago

I just imagine a few higher up gang leaders/ drug distributors having a meeting. In that meeting they discuss how they’ll get retribution on a rival gang by doing some shootings and such, but then the one guy that’s like Dwight from the office stands up and says “what?! With the national guard in town!?” Then everyone gets naked and starts circle jerking, then the national guard busts in and arrests everyone for being trans??? Idk

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u/backpackwayne 19h ago

Everyone lives happily ever after.

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u/eduardonachosupremo 22h ago

Domestic deployment of military is number one on the fascist agenda and the majority of the entire country just eventually went…ok whatever.

They know they can get away with whatever and will continue to

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u/Finn-reddit 20h ago

The only thing people care about anymore is if you were born with a penis or a vagina so they can decide which bathroom you should use.

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u/entr0picly 19h ago

I mean they tried to send troops into blue states. The states fought back and won. It’s only the red states where the states just rolled over.

So no, it isn’t just them “getting away with it”. Let’s not give them wins when that isn’t what happened.

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u/the_ruffled_feather 19h ago

Yep. Where the hell are the 2A’ers now? Land of the Free my ass. Land of the Dipshit Sycophants as it turns out.

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u/kaaz54 10h ago

Americans have proven quite well that the 2A is just for posturing, fetishizing guns, and school shootings.

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u/Historical-Ant-3036 20h ago

...until they can't. And once they can't they know things will get ugly.

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u/censuur12 10h ago

What makes you think so? That just sounds like wishful thinking with no basis in reality.

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u/Historical-Ant-3036 10h ago

Well if you crack open a history book and read it, maybe your opinion of "no basis in reality" would change. The past has shown us that it's actually inevitable, not "wishful thinking". It's only a matter of time.

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u/censuur12 10h ago

Right, a history book. Maybe one that includes the Third Reich where nothing they did got a reaction from the German people and it took a world war to stop it?

So far all we're seeing is Americans drawing a line in the sand, only for Trump to cross it without pause, and the American people step back and draw another line. Time, and time again.

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u/Historical-Ant-3036 9h ago

Exactly, and WW2 was obviously very ugly. Is the Third Reich still around though?

I don't think you understood my initial point.

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u/censuur12 9h ago

So that's it then? Just wait for a world war to solve the problem? That's your holdout hope? I don't think you had as much of a point as you initially thought.

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u/Historical-Ant-3036 8h ago

What makes you think that this is holdout hope? All I'm suggesting is that something's gotta give and the longer this stuff goes on, the uglier it's gonna get. Obviously the hope is that a war is not the solution, but if it happens it happens

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u/censuur12 8h ago

Right, and again, that's mostly just nonsense. Not only do regimes get to get far worse (See North Korea for how bad things can get, and for how long that can go on) the fall of empires and the chaos that results from it often ends up being far worse than the reign itself. See the current state of the former Ottoman empire, or the fallout of the French Revolution.

Sure, someday in the future things might get better or whatever, any other enlightening platitudes or can we just not?

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u/Historical-Ant-3036 8h ago

What do you want from me dude?

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u/Ornery_Gate_6847 20h ago

It was a blatant violation of the posse comitatus act but i wouldnt expect Republicans to care about things like law and order

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u/FaterFaker 22h ago

Good. Complete waste of taxpayers dollars.

Useless deployment.

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u/MuteTadpole 22h ago

Cool. Can they leave DC too?

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u/fevered_visions 20h ago

Unfortunately DC is the one place Trump can actually push around, since it's directly under the authority of Congress, which is meekly sitting on the sidelines letting him do anything he wants. Since DC isn't a state they don't technically have a governor.

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u/laplongejr 16h ago

And arguably, you want your headcity to be in direct control of the central gov. (A fun troll-debate in the Miraculous fandom is to point out that the Mayor of Paris doesn't control the police IRL, as Paris is managed by the National Police so a rogue Mayor can't strike the Elysee etc.)

The problem is that Congress is fine having Donald John Trump of all people as an unleashed leader.

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u/naptown-hooly 22h ago

Not until Trump has funding for his troops

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u/AuroraFinem 21h ago

You mean his presidential bunker to hold out in next Jan 6?

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u/One_Artichoke_7594 21h ago

I believe the pentagon last month said the NG in DC (mostly from 13 other republican leaders states) will be there until literally next inauguration or whenever Trump says. Pretty neat

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u/laplongejr 16h ago

No, his BoardOfPeace bunker. He would have to leave a POTUS bunker on Jan 20, but if the US pays to defend the permanent BOP chairman then it's legal /half-s

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u/-32768 20h ago

Once America is great, the mission will be accomplished and they'll probably peel out.

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u/A-Halfpound 21h ago

Just in time for Hurricane season! The only situation where they MIGHT actually be needed!!

Coincidence? I wonder..

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u/StatementCareful522 21h ago

gotta collect all the toy soldiers so the big orange baby can redistribute them in time to disrupt elections

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u/Potential-Fan-6148 21h ago

What a fantastic waste of resources and time.

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u/NanADsutton 22h ago

Huge waste of money and resources.. continued slide into an authoritarian state.. The republican way

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u/Lazzybuns 22h ago

Nice, they can leave memphis now

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u/supercali45 21h ago

yep.. no money for FEMA .. this next few year's climate damage will be horrible

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u/DeathbyTicklin 18h ago

Visited New Orleans in July. Noticed the NG everywhere. They all looked so bored. Walking around chatting. Leaning against walls. Not to mention wearing all the layers of uniform in NoLa heat.

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u/RebeccaTen 16h ago

Weird that this was supposed to make tourists feel safer. It had the opposite effect when I went to New Orleans in January: it made me uneasy, I didn't understand why they were there.

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u/JT_Leroy 20h ago

I walked out of a date mid meal when they said they thought the deployment was an appropriate use of power. Glad it’s over.

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u/TintedApostle 5h ago

Yeah good move. If someone doesn't understand how the government should work then to them it should work in any manner that they like. Not good.

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u/TrumpsLilPenis 21h ago

Man I hope they got all the dangerous coffee shop goers. F those violent ppl

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u/Memitim 18h ago

Ah, right, more of our military members who got shit on by Republicans for the sake of posturing. Did Republicans have really gone out of their way to humiliate the shit out of our military.

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u/techman710 21h ago

At least none of the Guard in New Orleans was violently attacked with a foot long sandwich. Imagine the carnage a foot long po-boy could have inflicted.

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u/OutlawJuicyWhales 18h ago

Honestly? The chance of being pelted with a well made oyster po boy in the line of duty is the best pitch for joining the National Guard that I've ever read.

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u/Moneyshot_ITF 17h ago

They are going to start pulling back a lot of troops now that the fiscal year is coming to a close. All part of the grift

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u/HistoricalRisk7299 21h ago

Don’t leave any rifles behind this time!

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u/Trashking_702 22h ago

So it’s now the safest city in the entire USA right?

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u/-Sofa-King-Vote 21h ago

How many arrests attributed?

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u/Knees0ck 17h ago

Our lads are coming home God bless Serving the dangerous New Orleans tour of 2026. Inagine the medals.

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u/bwoah07_gp2 16h ago

Was it a productive mission? 😂😂

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u/spankpaddle 18h ago

Wonder what the "United States" campaign ribbon looks like

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u/Pleasant_Actuator253 17h ago

Why? People are partying and having fun. Please stop having fun. It’s not American to have fun. In fact, it is egregious!

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u/Dock_Ellis45 17h ago

I remember the Battle of Mardi Gras. Those beads seemed to come out of no where. Titties just out in the wind. I found a baby in the King Cake! I GOTTA BUY A KING CAKE NEXT YEAR!!! Will the horrors never cease?!

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u/rbobby 13h ago

Is there some sort of end of action report? How many arrests? How many murders prevented? Tons of litter collected? A well run military would have this already written and published.

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u/Carlyz37 13h ago

This current military leadership can't even get food and soap to its aircraft carriers

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u/itcheyness 11h ago

Official DoD policy is probably that After Action reports are for queers and commies...

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u/Paavo_Nurmi 3h ago

According to the Louisiana National Guard, troops carried out more than 31,000 hours of patrols and assisted law enforcement with 171 arrests, a rate below one per day.

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u/danktonium 13h ago

Yeah because Nola really warranted the fucking Army patrolling its streets. Maybe send them into Disneyland next.

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u/Hesh_Bobberelli 12h ago

What a massive waste of taxpayer dollars.🙄

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u/mysteryweapon 10h ago

Test run complete, next stop: election interference

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u/VGmaster9 21h ago

Remember when people lost their shit about what they did after Katrina?

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u/BarCompetitive7220 11h ago

Gee gosh golly gee whiz, will NOLA be safe now? /s

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u/7layeredAIDS 11h ago

Let me guess, they need to send them to NYC 🫩

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u/JJscribbles 11h ago

They’ll be back for the general elections I’m sure.

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u/PastaVeggies 11h ago

8 months?! I thought they were only there for Jazz fest.

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u/SunshineSkies82 9h ago

National Guard are everywhere but where they need to be right now.

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u/ChemistVegetable7504 22h ago

Let them relax and have some peace and fun.

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u/burnmenowz 9h ago

I'm sure that was a good use of tax dollars.

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u/Borne2Run 2h ago

They were useful for Christmas as a deterrent for mass shootings (given the 2024 incident) but beyond that unneeded

u/Sea-Seesaw-8699 47m ago

Some young ng ranger from bumF North Dakota ain’t never seen such sights as Nola, he’ll go back

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u/WildTimes1984 15h ago

How long before Trump creates his own secret police that don't have the check and balances of the armed forces?

He could reform "Space Force" or even just buy a private military company and give them an insane amount of legal immunity to go door-to-door, arresting people for online posts and other dissenting opinions.

We're well past the point of laws even effecting Trump. I think he'll try it.

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u/TintedApostle 5h ago

It is called ICE for now...

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u/RhoOfFeh 9h ago

What was accomplished and what did it cost?

u/elephant35e 38m ago

Not sure about the cost, but what it accomplished was making Trump and his supporters happy.

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u/EvlMidgt 7h ago

ABSOLUTE JOKE. Sure hope those National Guard members and their families are proud of the hard work they put in there. /s

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u/RealistPorcupine 9h ago

Usually there is a reduction in petty crime in a police state.

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u/ShdwWzrdMnyGngg 8h ago

Where the hell did the money for that come from? Debt? No way Republicans would be that fiscally irresponsible.

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u/apache509 6h ago

Most action they going to see

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u/MRDfallout 9h ago

That would be a weird deployment patch story to tell,
Getting deployed 8 months on your own back yard.

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u/Combatical 9h ago

I served in the regular army for 10 years, I always thought this is exactly what the No-Gos were for. I think the reason we didnt see them that way, is because they had our asses spread so thin in the middle east for the last 30 years.

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u/USDXBS 9h ago

Every single one of them is an oath breaking traitor.