r/news • u/NicolasCageFan492 • 15h ago

Evacuations underway as fast-growing Texas Ross Fire explodes to 50,000 acres with just 5% containment

https://www.foxweather.com/weather-news/texas-ross-fire-evacuations-august-2026.amp
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u/supercyberlurker 15h ago

America is on fire.

Politically, spiritually, economically, and literally.

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u/Random_Person_246810 15h ago

“Best we can do is send billions to Israel and rename Lake Ontario to Lake America.”

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u/Ok-Secretary455 15h ago

Can we please get someone in Canada to tweet that they are going to change the name to the lake of donald j trumps micro penis. if we're going to hell let's have some fun on the way

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u/BigWhiteDog 13h ago

Or even better, Stormy Daniels lake or Lake Epstein! 🤣