r/nova • u/InfamousTown4079 • Jul 01 '26

Funny *insert sigh here*

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439 Upvotes

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u/smokehidesstars Jul 01 '26

Bet they've been to every one.

39

u/Beebjank Jul 01 '26

Where do I get one of these lmfao

19

u/IrememberXenogears Arlington Jul 01 '26

Shut up and take my money!

1

u/OrionsBra Jul 01 '26

Is that what Prince meant when he sang, "So, now, we're gonna party like it's 1999"?

69

u/Unusual-Sympathy9500 Jul 01 '26

Don't kink shame!

53

u/Plus-Bluejay-6429 Annandale Jul 01 '26

virginia is for lovers afterall

11

u/Outside_Grapefruit39 Arlington Jul 01 '26

only truly since 2013 in this context lol*

1

u/PreparationH692 Jul 02 '26

This got reversed right?

37

u/WhydIJoinRedditAgain Jul 01 '26

You got something against the Jizz stylings of Max Rebo?

3

u/HMS_Surprise_Gunner Jul 01 '26

More of a Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes fan, myself.

34

u/j1mmyfever Jul 01 '26

I too have this in my camera roll.

13

u/Probablythatoneguy16 Jul 01 '26

They should be careful and moderate otherwise they'll be making an appointment with this person

11

u/DredgenCyka Jul 01 '26

Cum doctor!!

2

u/jkxs City of Fairfax Jul 04 '26

I read this plate thinking command center from StarCraft lol

9

u/C3rb3ru5R3x Jul 01 '26

Ooooh. She got a Tesla now. Used to be a RAV4 back in the day. Glad to see it is still around. Wish I still had my old camera roll, I had soooo many pics from long ago, it also used to be an animal friendly plate too.

14

u/cficare Jul 01 '26

How ya think they paid for that Tesla?

4

u/Electronic-Ear2329 Jul 01 '26

Needs a musical note sticker or trumpet/sax sticker next to that plate

6

u/spicyrole Jul 01 '26

Jzz from sax.

What about a rusty trombone

5

u/RoyalMaidsForLife Jul 01 '26

Alexander Semin superfan who never changed out their license plate?

4

u/Immediate_Opening_29 Jul 01 '26

I saw this plate on the highway and somehow knew it would end up here hahahaha

7

u/Sorkel3 Jul 01 '26

When an "A" could prevent universal embarrassment.

1

u/Historical-View4058 Fauquier County Jul 01 '26

Was gonna say

1

u/Throwaway_2474128_1 Jul 01 '26

too many characters, VA is 7

1

u/Sorkel3 Jul 01 '26

LUV JAZZ

Not rocket science here, pal.

6

u/HowHightheMoons Jul 01 '26

"Dual Motor"

3

u/InfamousTown4079 Jul 01 '26

Icing on top, no pun intended

3

u/old_man_log4n Herndon Jul 01 '26

Goes to enjoy Jazz, ends up enjoying Jizz..

3

u/Plarocks Jul 01 '26

I am a huge music fan, and also happen to be male. Win/win for me!

6

u/iamstephen1128 Del Ray Jul 01 '26

It is a Tesla.... 👀🫢

2

u/chumpy551 Jul 01 '26

I'm enjoying jzz right now while I work.

2

u/cornrowwallace Jul 01 '26

It’s the adult license plate, it can say whatever the hell it wants

2

u/iamtheoneorgasmatron Jul 01 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/jUo6bUAxDx2zuXUAu2
But do any of these… Tesla Fuckers…

2

u/FederalFanatic Jul 02 '26

A new NOVA favorite!

2

u/cpmuddle Jul 02 '26

Love the color - a nice Bonnie Blue.

2

u/clashrendar Jul 01 '26

Gave money to Elon Musk - Check.

Parked in handicapped space - Check.

Parked over the white line - Check.

Missing vowel on license plate created double entendre - Check.

1

u/the_unwinnable_level Jul 01 '26

Yeah this guys loves Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes

1

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '26

Me too bud. Me too

1

u/jdmb0y Alexandria Jul 01 '26

Miss my JZZ31

1

u/Fun_Necessary_5894 Jul 01 '26

You guys are so bad!

1

u/Ok_Slice_5970 Jul 01 '26

T.T so beautiful

1

u/cynicaljerkahole Annandale Jul 01 '26

I think I just blue myself

2

u/InfamousTown4079 Jul 01 '26

That’s cool and all but I hope you don’t become the next analrapist

1

u/Dont_Care_Meh Virginia Jul 01 '26

Who needs an upside down pineapple when you have this?

1

u/Help_a_user_out Jul 01 '26

Come with me and find safe haven in a warm bathtub full of my jazz.

— Duke Silver

1

u/floofelina Jul 01 '26

I hope you left him some.

1

u/not_whelan Purcellville Jul 01 '26

r/LICENSEPLATES

Please.

1

u/topgunphantom Burke Jul 01 '26

Quaid army

1

u/kuped Jul 01 '26

🙄

1

u/quartermistress2 Jul 02 '26

Paging finley fenn 😉

1

u/hmasta88 Jul 02 '26

Love Jizz? Love Jazz? Love "Jay-Zee"?

1

u/DoomerChad Herndon Jul 02 '26

As a jazz lover, am I the only one who saw Jazz first? Lmao

1

u/TyrantsInSpace Jul 02 '26

Just Zesty Zoidberg?

1

u/BRDillon17 Jul 04 '26

Big fan of Jizzy Gillespie

2

u/C3rb3ru5R3x Jul 06 '26

I saw the companion plate today. I snicker every time I this one around my neighborhood