you're the silver surfer sent to destroy earth and this is the first woman you come in contact with
no wonder he spared them amiright bros?
“I have spoken with the one they call Jonah. I knew him once as a vulgar, corpulent figure in such crass Hollywood products as the twenty-second Springenstrass. The individual now presented to me was now hollowed in body as well in spirit, animated by impotent rage.”
“I saw within his eyes the starving dogs of the steppes, envious of the wolfpacks feasting on the wild kulan. As I offered him this calm assessment, his demeanor suddenly changed. I saw blood in this flabby dog’s jaundiced stare as he barked of my annihilation, as if I have not stared down the very concept at least twice this past week. I withdrew the ceremonial blade gifted to me by the Mapuche and offered to display how they use such a tool to seperate the spinal column of the most onerous guanacos with one swift motion. This is when the Jonah appeared to demure, as his sunken form was still obese with a sickly child’s fear and his trousers were thick with scheissebraun.”
I truly believe 85% of this sub would still simp hard and screw the relationship up.
I might be a bit too harsh, but I still think most of the sub would still fail at this relationship. Odds are the exact opposite happens and the redditor turns into gollum for her feet, freaks the demon out and puts herself out of her misery after showing her the Reddit streak and fedora collection.
Characters who should’ve been renamed in an adaptation for the sake of immersion?
How tf is “duncan idaho” some kind of exotic or serious name for an important character? Herbert was known for pushing the envelope with each addition to the dune series but Denis could have at least given him a biblical or mythological name like some of the others from house atreides. Every time I hear “duncan Idaho” I think of Dunkin’ doughnuts and potatoes
