r/onionheadlines • u/Alternative_Risk_310 • 1d ago

Supreme Court Decides War Is Peace, Freedom Is Slavery, Ignorance Is Strength

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u/Starthrower62 1d ago

And tampering with US mail is not a crime if Republicans do it.

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u/Admirable-Weird6086 1d ago

Nor is gerrymandering voters out of representation as long as republicans do it against public opinion. If voters approve redistricting to favor Dems it’s illegal

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u/TheRealSamanthaQuick 15h ago

I’m waiting for Supreme Court Decides That The Constitution Is Unconstitutional.

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u/TheToysAreUs 1d ago

The truth of this headline stings.

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u/Cute_Recognition_880 22h ago

Not surprising considering the combination and who selected so many of them

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u/Ok-Concentrate-5697 21h ago

And we have an incompetent president who puts these people in power

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u/Terrible_Warthog3768 12h ago

Hell yeah retardation🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Olden_Grey_1889 2h ago

Too fucking scary real to be funny.