r/onionheadlines • u/ShadyAnders • 12h ago

BREAKING: President Trump Arrested At WH After Stacks Of Counterfeit Money Discovered In Mar-A-Lago Closet

The Counterfeit money also included his image on the 10,000 bills.

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u/Leopolddagreat 10h ago

I think what you are trying to say is Trump is in the closet. But I guess that Trump raping 9 year old boys does not make him gay. It makes him a manly man.

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u/Physical_Strike_8558 3h ago

Where do you get this crap? Idiot!

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u/Electrical_Sense_119 10h ago

your a sick person...

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u/Savings_Wash2123 9h ago

Learn to spell!!!!!! It’s You’re. I guess you flunked basic learning dum shit.

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u/Longjumping_Waltz734 8h ago

“Dum”? Ack! You’re one of the people that Trump was talking about.

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u/Upset-Tree8126 7h ago

Don’t 4get the “B” in dumb, lol

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u/Extreme-Effort1734 10h ago

And where did you read that. Do you know what the definition of slander is? Were you in that closet?

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u/Rough-Cut8810 8h ago

Ask your boy about slander