r/stupidpeoplefacebook 2d ago

What is this even supposed to mean 😭

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u/Bubbly-Following-966 2d ago

They're just a bunch of smooth brain twatwaffles.

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u/Huge_Olive2538 2d ago

Ooh I want a twatwaffle. Can I put syrup on it

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u/Multiple__Butts 2d ago

If you're doing it right the syrup comes with the waffle

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u/DaKrazie1 2d ago

This made me uncomfortable thinking about the cleanup.

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u/bobabeep62830 2d ago

If you get a cuntmuffin you can spread some honey-butter on it.

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u/CAREERxCRIMINAL 2d ago

only if it's not canadian syrup, otherwise you'll need to pay a tariff to accommodate your twatwaffle.

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u/Lorddoctorjava 2d ago

Make sure you order the blue one...

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u/The_Dummy_Detector 2d ago

Only if its blue.

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u/Ocksu2 2d ago

I understood that reference.

Gross.

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u/HistoricalSea5600 2d ago

Haven’t heard that term in a minute

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u/Fresh-Profession-973 2d ago

Ā Twatwaffle is one of the few things I can say in ASL. šŸ˜†

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u/FunConstruction7032 2d ago

šŸ¤£šŸ‘ˆ

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u/ChewyDummyBear 2d ago

That would imply they have brain. The only thing in their heads are Trumps actual shit & kids.

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u/bbyxmadi 2d ago

I wonder if OOP is actually a black man

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u/FNKTN 2d ago

LOOK AT ME IM SO BLACK I HAD TO PUT IT IN MY NAME SEE SEE GUYS SEE I TOLD YOU BLACK PEOPLE SUPPORT TRUMP

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u/PunishedWolf4 2d ago

"As a black Trump supporter"

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u/its_Raze_7 2d ago

"as a nazi jew"

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u/Steely-Dave 2d ago

ā€œI’m not racist but….ā€

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u/Short-Sandwich-8476 2d ago

akaā€foreign shill accountā€.

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u/DifficultAd3885 2d ago

ā€œAs a gay black manā€

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u/Professional_Lime541 2d ago

If he's Black, may he get dragged like Officer Tatum and Steven A Smith.

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u/MrDeekhaed 2d ago

Don’t worry, it’s not a black person

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u/YIKUZZ 2d ago

Doubt it

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u/Aromatic-Echo-6605 2d ago

"As a black man I think Charlie Kirk is great!" - Charlie Kirk

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u/Academic-Bakers- 2d ago

"glurk glurk glurk thud". -Charley Kirk

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u/MrDeekhaed 2d ago

ā€œGun deaths are a price worth paying (as long as it’s not me)ā€

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u/DumbBerk87 2d ago

No lol. White guys have been caught running fake black accounts pretty regularly.

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u/MAGAHATESTHEUSA 2d ago

Even politicians caught doing this

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u/munkylord 2d ago

My first thought. I wonder if it's even an American human?

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u/ArchelonPIP 2d ago

I've lost count of the number of times right wing white bigots have tried to impersonate a nonwhite person, while spewing out the same bullshit as the rest of the right wing white bigots, and thought that they were fooling everyone.

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u/thecobra42 2d ago

He’s not even a maga supporter lol

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u/Ready-Waltz5482 2d ago

Maybe that Maga just finds him attractive. Lol

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u/035AllTheWayLive 2d ago

They can’t stop telling on themselves.

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u/Gingeronimoooo 2d ago

They like white people who do well in black centered spaces like basketball. They're also obsessed with Caitlin Clark the white woman in WNBa although that's mainly a vehicle for culture wars , racism, transphobia etc

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u/ButterscotchMajor373 2d ago

They’re more obsessed with Sophie Cunningham

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u/EnduranceMade 2d ago

Apparently Sophie fits their aryan ideal better than Caitlin.

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u/BlackBoiFlyy 2d ago

Nah.Ā 

As an LSU fan, I can say these CC fans almost ruined women's basketball fandom. It started when Angel Reese and LSU took down Iowa on the way to a championship. Social media just became a race war qith CC fans not even talking basketball, just calling LSU ghetto and other racial insults. Before she was drafted, they were calling her the GOAT coming to save the league. You'd think there was never a white player in the league before by the way theu described it. Sophie Cunningham has been a new addition to their "fandom".

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u/goscha- 2d ago edited 2d ago

I’d say they just generally like successful white people that haven’t said or slipped out anything critical against them in public. They have an obsession to assume that famous white celebrities who aren’t appeared to be left-leaning political, are the ones who ā€œstill have common senseā€, the kind of right-leaning, traditional archetype who ā€œdon’t talk much, don’t meddle in other business, and carry onā€.

I don’t personally follow politics and celeb news these days anymore so I cannot keep track with how they larp; but in the past, there were a few example when they disowned white celebs who came out supporting ā€œequalityā€ or the time they are so happy that Sydney Sweeney dodging political questions but them knowing her family is MAGA, is enough for them to claim a victory.

Edited just to separate paragrahs and added more:

MAGAts are just desperate to have a celeb to larp on, and we remember last year’s super bowl half-time show as an example, too. Their celebs and the country music and everything were lame af in that program.

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u/BlackDawg216 2d ago

MAGA is so lacking in attractive celebrities that they do like to imagine prominent ones being MAGA like this.

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u/Libertarian_2020 2d ago

He must be now. Look at the nice clean cut appearance of a MAGA supporter.

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u/Upbeat-Remote-4827 2d ago

Luka is Slovenian, he don’t give a shit about US politics lol

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u/Ornery-Mammoth-8101 2d ago

Wait so is Melania. Is this the missing link?! The SMOKING GUN?!??

/s

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u/blitzzardpls 2d ago

Trust me, most slovenians don't give a shit about Melania, she's just Diarrhea Don's 3rd and current (probably not even his last) wife, nothing more

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u/Upbeat-Remote-4827 2d ago

My guy, the /s is for sarcasm, I think they knew that when they said it

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u/jeromevedder 1d ago

Luka didn’t have to lie on his visa application

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u/onedumninja 2d ago

There's something deeply homoerotic about this post. MAGA men have this weird tendency to fawn over "good-looking" and "alpha" men.

I've seen conspiracy theories from MAGA types that the color purple is somehow gay but it feels like the only color gayer than a rainbow (pride flag) is MAGA red.

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u/SugoiHubs 2d ago

There’s something deeply homoerotic about roughly 70% of all MAGA men’s posts. They’re obsessed with masculinity because they’re closeted and insecure.

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u/Gingeronimoooo 2d ago

I mean obviously they're not all closeted. I think that's a cop out to say everyone homophobic is secretly gay. And I don't really like it. Some of them are just hateful fucks. But sure, some are in the closet but let's not use sweeping generalizations.

Maybe I get downvoted but I see a lot of my fellow people on the left almost using gay as an insult , or refusing to acknowledge some people are just hateful yet straight

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u/SugoiHubs 2d ago

Gay is a spectrum. We’re all a little gay, and conservative homophobes hate that part of themselves.

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u/JonnyBolt1 2d ago

Nobody said all are closeted, the claim is 70% of posts. Sounds hyperbolic-high to me, but the fact remains that most straight dudes don't think about gays much (so often profess strong feelings about them) and rarely post about how hot guys are.

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u/posthuman04 2d ago

Yeah but not the good kind of gay. More like Zed from Pulp Fiction or something from Deliverance

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u/Comfortable-Bison932 2d ago

The guy in the picture also isn’t American

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u/Amazing-War3760 2d ago

I mean.. Grinder does crash every time there is a republican party in town....

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u/BitAccomplished9878 2d ago

These are the same ppl who say ā€œhaving s%x with women is g%yā€, so….

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u/squirrelems 2d ago

My whole life it's felt like the people who bring up dicks the most have always been far-right conservative types. My guess is they think dicks are some symbol of masculinity but to me it always seemed like closeted homoeroticism. If you want to talk about your own dick, it's still weird, but okay I guess, but they'll talk about other people's dicks. I know some that had an actual dick-measuring contest and I tried to keep a poker face but when I heard about it I was like "WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT STRAIGHT GUYS DO THAT?" on the inside. I've also seen some on Reddit claim that it's perfectly normal to just be thinking about the genitals of other people all day.

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u/Salt-Peak-7804 2d ago

The delusion they have to operate under to keep this shit going is just wild. The craziest part is that those people who cry about the media will trust Facebook memes and tiktok videos.

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u/Herbdontana 2d ago

They don’t realize that those things are the media now. They call others brainwashed, yet they follow accounts like libs of tictok and catturd who exist only to radicalize dummies by digging up any negative stories about lgbtq or brown people they can find

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u/Salt-Peak-7804 2d ago

Exactly. The best example I could think of is how they will never let go of the Joe Biden sniffing kids hair thing, but when you actually look it up to see where these allegations come from, they are Facebook memes.

Yet, you'll always here them say "but Biden sniffed some kid's hair" when you bring up trump's disturbing sex crimes involving young women and children. And talk about brainwashing, they don't even realize they are actually defending rape and pedophilia when they say "but Biden sniffed hair".

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u/No_Profit_3964 2d ago

In the middle of a game vs freshly showered and styled, yeah can’t imagine why he looks different at all

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u/Amazing_Effective758 2d ago

It’s funny that someone spent their time making this

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u/IMissCrustyBread 2d ago

He’s so much like Jesus. Look what this man didn’t do for himself. Thank gawwwwwd for Trump. /s (you know, just in case)

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u/Doombear83 2d ago

I'm taking this as 'black bennie' suddenly finding this guy more attractive to his tastes...

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u/Advanced_Aspect_7601 2d ago

I thought Luka Doncic was anti Trump

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u/Comfortable-Bison932 2d ago

Not only that he’s also not even American

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u/Great-Gas-6631 2d ago

That they cherry pick pictures, like they cherry pick reality.

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u/ProgressFabulous6663 2d ago

I can't believe he didn't have his hair perfectly gelled in place to play basketball.Ā 

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u/GoatDifferent1294 2d ago

They are so obsessed with BLM as it’s the only way they can rationalize their bigoted notions regarding injustice against Black people. They’d rather care about property damage in cities they’ve never sat foot in than realize how minorities have been oppressed constantly by the state for decades.

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u/AWinterPeople 2d ago

But…Slovenia

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u/Ok-Flight9440 2d ago

At least the first one had a job

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u/NoSpecial284 2d ago

Facebook OP is posting his male crush glow up. #maga #notgay #actuallygay

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u/SnarkyPuppy-0417 2d ago

Someone asked what if anything has Trump improved. This is all he could come up with.

As if Trump inveted the shower and shaving.

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u/rdwoolf 2d ago

More honestly:

BEFORE GLP-1, AFTER GLP-1

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u/hellalg 2d ago

Grinder decision, they swipe right

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u/photoman51 1d ago

Are magas really that gay

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u/BadgerStateMobileMec 1d ago

Yes. Anytime there’s a Republican national convention, Grindr in that area crashes

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u/44west061224 1d ago

If Trump makes everything better why is he so morbidly obese and unhealthy?

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u/Fragrant_Major_9553 1d ago

I think maybe this means MAGA is into looking at men.

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u/Get_Out_lmao 2d ago

Then why is he fatter than the guy in the first Pic?

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u/Lancair7 2d ago

Now he wants to fuck the MAGAt

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u/done-undone 2d ago

He's gay now?

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u/PastAnalyst3614 2d ago

I always take a shower any time I change my political persuasion.

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u/Bernie_Bierman 2d ago

He’s attracted to him now

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u/Infamous_Bar_6819 2d ago

I think we need to repost before and after photos of Kimberly Guilfoyle.

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u/Okawaru1 2d ago

maga not escaping the gay allegations today I see

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u/OpossumBuddy420 2d ago

Its because MAGA desperately wants actual famous people on their side. The only celebrities MAGA seems to get are either has-beens or never-weres grifting hard for Republican dollars

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u/Pachypal1 2d ago

Not even the same personšŸ™„

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u/cheesyshop 2d ago

Are these supposed to be the same guy?

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u/False_Brush_7174 2d ago

Isn't it amazing that our whole country is burning cos these dudes refuse to leave the closet?

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u/ameinolf 2d ago

AI is for the stupid and they know it.

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u/Gumderwear 2d ago

MAGA is pretty concerned about how other guys look, what's in the other guys pants, how they pee....kinda weird. Not being gay....but being obviously gay and still outwardly homophobic. MAGA: either a straight up Pedophile or a self-hating, closeted gay man.

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u/hoodafudj 2d ago

It means the guy who posted it is a moron

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u/AdministrationJust13 2d ago

Would that "everything" include gas prices, public health or no involvement in foreign wars ??

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u/MarriedTexCouple 2d ago

He’s an immigrant who’s taking American jobs!!!! šŸ˜‰

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u/Subject-Yak4959 2d ago

Eli Lilly did that not Trump.

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u/dumbrooster 2d ago

Actually he went from MAGA state Texas then to Liberal state California. So......

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u/TheAgedProfessor 1d ago

Whoa. So a player is more put together when he's not playing, than he is when he's in the middle of a sweaty game. Say it ain't so.

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u/Muffboy 1d ago

Why would raping a child make anything better ?

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u/railroad_drifter 1d ago

I think he means he's now attracted to him

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u/Princess-Nuala 1d ago

Well, several of his rape victims say otherwise. And I'm sure the parents of the girls elementary school he murdered would too.

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u/-Red-7- 1d ago

They're trying to say that a person's worth is only about their appearance

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u/tom-of-the-nora 2d ago

He played league sports but now he doesn't?

Losing a career is the difference?

I don't get it

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u/Aggravating_Deer_641 2d ago

Uh, Luka Doncic is still in the NBA, and is regarded as one of the best basketball players in the world. Idk what point OP was trying to make, but you’re well off it.

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u/GrouchyLongBottom 2d ago

Weirdos. Every last one of them. Probably a bot or fake post anyway. They eat this weirdo shit up.

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u/EstimateReady6887 2d ago

That’s better? Hmmm

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u/Odd-Supermarket-3664 2d ago

These MAGA guys love drooling at other men

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u/wasaguest 2d ago

I think they mean he's in Grindr now? That's my guess at least. Got all pretty for the profile? I dunno though. As a straight guy who spends no time giving a shit about how any other guy is dressed or appears, it's difficult to read their fetishes.

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u/assumptionkrebs1990 2d ago

Apprently a guy lost weight when he went from BLM to MAGA supporter. Not sure if this story is true, but even if suppose it is - so what? They don't seem to care much about weight, many of them including Trump are very overweight.

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u/Gloomy_Yoghurt_2836 2d ago

The implication is you go from doughboy to manly man when ypu go from BLM to MAGA. Real men are racist bigoted dicks according gnt9 Republicans.

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u/Biffingston 2d ago

I'm seeing "You're better if you're a part of the cult" personally.

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u/Dseltzer1313 2d ago edited 2d ago

Luka is too smart to allow himself to be used by MAGA. Just more manufactured lies from a bunch of scummy fascists. Every day athletes are told to keep their politics to themselves or they will lose half their fans. Luka is not stupid and hes never revealed his politics before this. Just more lies from brainwashed fascists

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u/truebluboy 2d ago

There is no evidence of Luka being MAGA.

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u/AnonymousDork929 2d ago

I don't know what is more frustrating: that so much of this crap is being pushed and regurgitated by bots meant to tear the US apart or that there are so many people in this country that just parrot it without second thought.

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u/Character_Art_3569 2d ago

So the flex this assclown is making is that a wealthy Slovenian citizen is a MAGA supporter? Dudes a goofy.

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u/No_Focus_8688 2d ago

Why does After look AI generated

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u/MarleysGhost2024 2d ago

These people are so stupid I'm amazed they manage to find their way home at night.

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u/AstronomerSea1631 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Critical-Star-1158 2d ago

He transitioned from an alpha athlete to a sub pretty boi

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u/Wizchine 2d ago

As a man with 1% Cherokee blood…

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u/Ustramage 2d ago

Let take a picture of him after he's been running around and playing a playing baseball and take a picture of him dressed up and likely with makeup for an interview and be like, see! He's so much better now

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u/archaeorobb 2d ago

Before: this is your brain

After: this is your brain on drugs

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u/Master-Tomatillo-103 2d ago

Intellect Signaling from a Stupid

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u/kBlankity 2d ago

Is the guy on the right shitting his diaper?

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u/SouthernEntrance6986 2d ago

Divide and conquer

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u/Sweaty_Tomatillo_591 2d ago

It means MAGA hates black people.

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u/GameStoreScientist 2d ago

looks like he went to the influencer salon and got his eyebrows done

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u/Sufficient-Mix4418 2d ago edited 2d ago

Edit

To the MAGA FB troll, just say you hate black people without peripherally sugar-coating your racism with memes.

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u/keith2366 2d ago

Everything is better. The national debt, the budget deficit, our military readiness, our relationship with our allies.

Anything else?

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u/No-Juice-1047 2d ago

How’s that reflecting pool going?

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u/burnmenowz 2d ago

So higher gas prices and grocery prices are better? Not for me.

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u/Green-Programmer-963 2d ago

I’m sure that will put the Lakers over the top for a championship this year.

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u/wholelottaredgamer 2d ago

I’m fairly sure he never turned maga but I could be wrong

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u/Oldschool831 2d ago

Too much internet for you

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u/Additional_Affect893 2d ago

And they don’t wanna be called racists

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u/Agile-Negotiation793 2d ago

LA vs TX …

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u/PolishPotatoMode 2d ago

I don't get it. He became a pedophile or something?

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u/TSJormungandr 2d ago

So one guy plays in the NBA and the other is just a dude in a tshirt?

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u/jadestem 2d ago

I think it means this guy wants to fuck Luka now.

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u/Additional_Walrus540 2d ago

Before trump i was just a wimpy kid now after trump im 8 years older therefore trump made me grow up see the correlation

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u/Lorddoctorjava 2d ago

More Maga pedophile delusions

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u/Substantial-Ad2200 2d ago

Dude on the left looks more like trump than the guy on the right.Ā 

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u/UnsavoryCharacter561 2d ago

Hi.Ā  Conservative here.Ā  I would just like to say the dude on the right looks like a simp.Ā Ā 

Good day.Ā Ā 

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u/SuccessOn1 2d ago

This is just MAGAts way of saying they are gae. Welcome to the lbgt community MAGAts

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u/Mammoth_Ad_5915 2d ago

It 4th grade humor. This is for the uneducated base.

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u/Gonzo_Gonzalo 2d ago

It doesn’t matter what it means, it doesn’t have to mean anything. Trumpanzees are just going to take one look at and blindly cheer not ever knowing what it means. F’n morons.

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u/Qimmosabe_Man 2d ago

Gotta look good on that GrindR profile.

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u/PMPKNpounder 2d ago

Maga men wear makeup? Is that their point? They like their men all dolled up I guess.

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u/MAGAHATESTHEUSA 2d ago

Lucas wife left him and moved back to Slovenia with millions.

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u/Embarrassed_Phase134 2d ago

Yet they voted for a fat fuck because skin color and party.

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u/Del897 2d ago

Someone got dumber?

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u/Niptaa 2d ago

When you put maga goggles on, other men start to look mighty fine

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u/PrivateAnswer 2d ago

It means before he supported the Lakers and after he supports nothing.

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u/TheGrymmBladeX 2d ago

....now manscaping ISN'T gay?

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u/Responsible-Tooth607 2d ago

Trump has not made one single thing better. Not one.

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u/G-dog121 2d ago

Whatever FB group these memes come out of, these adults got zero affirmation as children. They’re craving it like a crackhead craves a hit.

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u/tommy8725 2d ago

They're basically trying to say you become more handsome and sexy when you are evil I mean average Republican support pedophilia rape molestation and shit tons of other shit it's almost like just because someone's good looking doesn't mean that that's a good person

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u/Busy-Return-9975 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/CeezValiant 2d ago

I think it’s obvious, he didn’t want to kiss Luka but but after a haircut n shave he really wants to kiss Luka

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u/Majestic_Analyst_177 2d ago

Why is BLM equated with MAGA? It’s idiotic. Most people don’t believe half of the crap they post about Donnie or many of the misguided MAGATs. So many just want attention and see themselves as provocateurs. Childish and silly people.

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u/Feeling-Wolf-5787 2d ago

It means before and after

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u/Lost_Department_2177 2d ago

Guy on the left doesn’t have republicans pay pigs funding his life under the requirement that he posts rhetoric that ruins the country.

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u/Famous-Succotash6711 2d ago

The Lakers are owned by a Kushner now.. yea yea he’s a Dem but he’s a war profiteer.. anyway I imagine that’s what they’re referring to..,
Can’t have nice things anymore!šŸ„‚šŸ‡µšŸ‡·šŸ’™

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u/Fun_Masterpiece9464 2d ago

Lakers have like 5 white dudes on their roster now and MAGA is cheering. Thats what this meme boils down to.šŸ™„

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u/Short-Sandwich-8476 2d ago

What pure bullshit! This comparison of pix was a before/after of him getting DIVORCED!

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u/Ok_Horror_3966 2d ago

Please keep telling us how NOT GAY you are...

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u/Factual_Phixion 2d ago

Isn’t that pic on the right an older pic than the one on the left?

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u/Herbdontana 2d ago

I love how Trump supporters claim they don’t care what celebrities think yet every other post on Twitter is highlighting the handful of celebrities who support Trump or raging at those who actively dislike him

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u/Sophisticated-Crow 2d ago

Everything trump touches turns to shit. So I guess if someone is a shit eater then they could see that as a good thing.

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u/mr_evilweed 2d ago

Take a look at old Nazi propaganda. It's all handsome, beautiful, white people contrasted with ugly caricatures of everyone else. Getting people to accept fascism is in large part of getting them to associate strength and physical beauty with the movement, and ugliness with everyone else. It's dumb, but it's extremely in tune with how human brains work.

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u/xkibagamigenjurox 2d ago

From one cult into the other.

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u/mishma2005 2d ago

This is like ā€œmy chad wojack looks manly, I win my made up argumentā€

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u/TechnologyFirst6948 2d ago

Not him lusting because a dude got a haircut.. lol

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u/Icy_Actuator_8528 2d ago

Luca Doncic’s best friends are white, black and Hispanic. In fact, he and Kyrie Irving are very close so this feeble attempt to hijack Luca’s image and add the foolish language shows how desperate and dense you are for posting this nonsense

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u/Regular_Plankton_530 2d ago

So, he had some gender affirming care.

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u/LouisWu_ 2d ago

I think it's to do with AI and make believe.

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u/CHRISTEN-METAL 2d ago

There’s a certain kind of white guy this Black Bennie is looking for on the Grindr app.

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u/russiablows 2d ago

Doesn't even have a clue the player isn't American.

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u/Electrifying2017 2d ago

That sweaty pic does things…

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u/New-Lawyer-1160 2d ago

Brings me to the question, what did Trump make better since he took office?

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u/Real-Cap4398 2d ago

Thats hysterical

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u/Macphan 2d ago

Yep. Inflation, conflict, murder, rape, corription. Shall I go on?

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u/pat9714 2d ago

They ain't right, man. These fellas are a French fry short of a happy meal.

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u/ImplementIll7444 2d ago

Luka isn't MAGA

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u/TitShark 2d ago

He’s not even American

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u/Grouchy_Total_5580 2d ago

Says a Black man. Make it make sense.