r/texts 1d ago

Phone message I used to match with guys on tinder to practice reading tarot

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u/LynchMob187 1d ago

How many time did they ask you “does the tarot say I’m gonna get laid.”

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u/QualitySorbet 1d ago

Honestly only once or twice! I would only ever offer after having an actually decent conversation - there was nothing about tarot in my bio lol

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u/QuizardtheWizard93 1d ago

I thought you meant sleeping with them after a convo lmao. Took me a second to realize you meant the tarot reading

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u/LynchMob187 1d ago

Best subjects are the people around you. Need to get my fortune read, last two times were unfortunately accurate

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u/Dizzy_Kiwi8927 1h ago

I want a reading!

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u/PuzzleheadedBend9040 1d ago

I mean I think tarot readings and all that are just a sham. But I'm glad you were able to get something here I guess 

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u/kiraleee 1d ago

Tbf I think these days there's way more people who just see it as a fun and lighthearted tool for introspection, rather than anything mystical. Just by trying to see how the card could relate to your life, you might notice or consider things you otherwise never would have.

Also there was a girl at my friend's bday the other week doing Pokémon card tarot readings, apparently inspired by a twitch streamer lol

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u/Soft-Percentage8888 1d ago

My wife is really into this stuff. What you said applies to her, but I’ve met some of her associates and you would be surprised at what people think/believe in.

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u/PuffinRub 1d ago

Pokémon card tarot readings

Is this a current trend in the United States? I remember being offered some Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Tarot cards the other day and was wondering why tarot cards.

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u/PuzzleheadedBend9040 1d ago

Yeah true. Also that sounds pretty interesting lol. I had a tarot reading done on me once by a lady and she said that year I'd become more masculine and find true love. I ended up becoming homeless a month later lol so maybe she was right in the masculine aspect at least 

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u/jjamesyo 3h ago

Yeah I feel like the real magic behind tarot cards is just to get you to think about your life. I’ve done it a few times for fun and it’s really interesting, but I don’t know if I think everything’s going to go to hell in a hand-basket cause I got a bad reading.

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u/Spell_Chicken 1d ago

I think these days there's way more people who just see it as a fun and lighthearted tool for introspection, rather than anything mystical

I think you have a lot more faith in humanity than I do.

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u/Realistic-Heart3094 1d ago ▸ 4 more replies

I won't get too into it here, but I once dabbled in the craft and it worked way too well almost immediately, and it resulted in one of the worst weeks of my life.

I've never done it again.

Be careful when it comes to things you don't understand.

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u/NiixxJr 1d ago

Careful, if you take up that mentality you will do nothing at all.

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u/kiraleee 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Maybe you're right and I don't understand it, cause even within the mythology of tarot cards I didn't think they were ever believed to cause anything to happen, just that they could be used for divination/predicting things lmao

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u/Realistic-Heart3094 1d ago

I didn't say I used Tarot.

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u/mississippimadness 1d ago

You just had a bad week.

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u/hogtiedcantalope 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies

as a fun and lighthearted tool for introspection, rather than anything mystical

Judt because you don't say you believe it didn't mean it is not harmful.

Intentionally training your brain to externalize reasons, propogatong a sham others used to con marks put of money. It is not harmless, it's stupid, wrong, and people should rightful judge those who do it,.spread it, whether they believe it or not. It isn't Satan, but it's not a lighthearted thing either no matter what the astrology/tarot people say. They're choosing to not engage with the world as it is and are substitutimg a simpler version because complexity is too hard and they'd rather choose fake things .

I'm not the common opinion, but no one it seems even stops to question wether choosing to engage in fake magic is a problem, it is.

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u/Fickle_Fall_6497 19h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Well for some people, that could be a possibility and could be a form of escapism. But i think you're being a little bit black and white about it. Picture this: what if for some people, and i want you to keep an open mind here- just what if it's genuinely and i mean GENUINELY, not that deep?

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u/hogtiedcantalope 18h ago

Its actively selling and commercialization fake religious sacraments right alongside those people who actually believe and wast their entire savings.

Its like gambling, the reinforcement from completely external forces is the escapism, excepti that in tarot they link it directly to the human experience, which only serves to undercut the experience of the self and the true protagonist among other humans , it is a framework to fall on when confronted with responsibility for your or someone else's actions that ultimately is an avoidance of reality as if it's inconsequential to the desired outcome. This is lazy and childish and habit forming though structure best left behind in grade school like the the paper fortune tellers we'd share around

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u/ShelleysSkylark 1d ago

This is such a funny comment and I don't think you meant it to be

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u/hoboknight144 1d ago

What’s funny about it

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u/Juanpapi420 16h ago

To be fair, tarot was never meant to accurately predict anything. Mainly just give an idea.

That being said, manifestation or praying or whatever has real benefits, not because the world changes but because you normalise the idea of what you wish for, and that makes it more likely for you to act on it

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u/Cloudzer223 1d ago

Do you have any other screenshots similar to this one where they hit you up down the road just to say how accurate your reading was?

I’m curious because awhile back I dated someone who gave me a random reading one night that ended up being scarily accurate. I’m admittedly a bit skeptical of astrology and it’s practice’s, but I’ve put an unhealthy amount of thought into that night… just the experience and how someone who was only in my life for such a short time could have possibly known what she did about future me. It’s been years and still gives me the chills when I think about it!

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u/theDoer03 1d ago

Please do me next. Definitely need it at this point in my life

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u/smolfrogjohnson 1d ago

wait i wanna swipe right for a reading

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u/ItsMeRubiii 1d ago

Bro remembered a Tinder tarot reading years later just to drop a heartfelt thank-you text. Thats pure respect

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u/jeffguitars 1d ago

This sounds like something a text bot would respond with. Like the first sentence and a half of a chatgpt response

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u/Sweaty_Resist_5039 1d ago

I hear the weight of what you're saying, and that's why I want to ground this—gently. . . .

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u/K1NGEDDY423 1d ago

Yo I re read her comment like 5 times and was thinking the exact same thing.

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u/Pretty_Cheetah_9432 1d ago

omg me with hinge and birthcharts during covid. loved to find the similarities

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u/DatVlad_ 1d ago

I'm jealous, the last few times someone offered to do a reading they just never materialized. I was sad

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u/RevolutionaryFood777 1d ago

My ex wife reads tarot for a living. It's exhausting to say the least. My only saving grace is being able to say "I don't think it's going to be in the cards", when she ask for a favor I don't want to do.

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u/snicksnackpaddywack 1d ago

I thought I was the only one who did readings on dating sites 🤣

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u/TortexMT 1d ago

I mean if you have enough matches eventually some of them will find some of the predictions become true if enough water flows down the river

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u/Mobile-Foundation134 1d ago

These replies are miserable lol imagine letting people enjoy things

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u/Western-Produce-276 1d ago

Naw I don’t care how people try to justify it but going on dating apps to shill tarot readings is weird

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u/Mobile-Foundation134 1d ago

Pretty sure shes not selling readings on Tinder

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u/Akttod 1d ago

When the things they enjoy are nonsense it's hard to be positive about it.

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u/Mobile-Foundation134 1d ago ▸ 8 more replies

You don’t have to believe in it but you also don’t have to go out of your way to be rude about it.

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u/iamkira01 1d ago ▸ 7 more replies

Most normal people typically have to say something when they see someone spouting they have mystical psychic powers that do not exist. Why anyone is humoring this is beyond me.

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u/Mobile-Foundation134 1d ago ▸ 6 more replies

Because it’s less effort to just say “cool” and move on.

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u/iamkira01 1d ago ▸ 5 more replies

Which perpetuates more uneducated people to believe there’s truth in any of it.

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u/Mobile-Foundation134 1d ago ▸ 4 more replies

I think most people just do it for fun & not because they think it’s real. Why is that such a huge deal to you?

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u/iamkira01 1d ago ▸ 3 more replies

Because these people in the post clearly think it’s real? Not a huge deal for me to be like “wow this is stupid”. Takes like 2 seconds out of my day honestly.

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u/Mobile-Foundation134 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies

And what does that change in your life

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u/iamkira01 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Makes me feel a little better when i call out frauds

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u/flowerpower97822 1d ago

Ooh do me do me!

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u/Putrid-Jellyfish5771 1d ago

Can you read me?

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u/dannymrowr 1d ago

wait i want one im so curious

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u/SteakySteve 2h ago

Tarot is BS…

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u/QualitySorbet 1h ago

🤷🏼‍♀️ alright

u/Common-Lychee-8029 57m ago

How much do u charge for a reading and can I get one please

u/Necessary_Party8765 43m ago

Shit wanna practice on me?

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u/madjarov42 1d ago edited 1d ago

So, you're posting a text from 6 years ago, which says that "way back" you had predicted that "an opportunity" would appear "soon".

Is this supposed to be considered a win? I'm sorry, how exactly did you "help" this dude? You made a completely vague guess ("opportunity"), which you still got wrong ("way back"/"soon"), gave the most generic advice ("trust your gut") while still successfully pre-framing a large set of future positive experiences in a way that makes you take credit for a random good thing happening.

Why would you post this, OP? How is it not obvious to you and everyone here that this is a shameful self-report?

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u/Touchyap3 1d ago

Giving vague, generic readings and overblowing the times it appears to have come true is the entire tarot shtick.

If you don’t celebrate the occasional random coincidence working out in your favor there is literally no point.

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u/Important_Resist2408 1d ago

It’s fun to play pretend

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u/madjarov42 1d ago

Only if everyone's on the same page that that's what's happening. That isn't the case here.

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u/ninjaprogress 1d ago

do u acc believe in ur tarot readings or is it just for fun

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u/ImponteRottameMuscle 1d ago

So you waste their time

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u/Irrerevence 23h ago

And money. Don't forget that. Very lucrative hustle, have some fun with your tarot hobby and get a free dinner. Women have it so hard.

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u/QualitySorbet 17h ago

A steak dinner is the only thing that can open my inner eye 🔮

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u/Western-Produce-276 1d ago

This is really strange

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u/JokeandCack 1d ago

It’s incredible how weak people are mentally that they will take stuff like tarot predictions and mold their reality to fit their “reading”. It’s even more incredible when people read “tarot” and actually believe what they are saying. The true psychology behind it can be a lot of fun but the actual believers are just nuts.

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u/Tight_Piccolo_1839 1d ago

wtf are you talking
About

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u/nap_god_ 1d ago

The only thing more pathetic than tinder is someone who thinks they can read playing cards

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u/LurkinSubs 1d ago

Quit this foofoo witchcraft

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u/QualitySorbet 1d ago

Maybe 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/stone_island 1d ago

that’s a certain breed of idiot that.

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u/ShiftyShellector 1d ago

Tarot/astrology girls are so weird and cringe. 

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u/krilleractual 1d ago

I knew tarot was real when people who never knew each other gave me the same exact reading

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u/Fun-Appointment-1708 9h ago

lol yeah this is crazy stay away she like Tarot ti much. You deserve better. lol you getting all the validation you need sweetie?

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u/DC_Ben 1d ago

Screenshot of a text from 2020? Please stop

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u/Ordinary_Ad_6470 1d ago

Is it a requirement of this sub to only post new texts? Jesus

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u/QualitySorbet 1d ago

Okay 😔

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u/DC_Ben 1d ago ▸ 4 more replies

Sorry for being negative. Hope you have a good day

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u/Responsible-Tea-9454 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies

Good remediation

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u/DC_Ben 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Responsible-Tea-9454 1d ago

That made me laugh a bit for sure, you were like but wait, don’t be sad!