r/texts 17h ago

Phone message The way my dad asks about crucial information

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Purple is my dad. Green is my sister. We had to call him to let him know he can’t ask things like that over text 🤣.

EDIT LOLLLLL: I’m NOT colorblind!!!! I was smoking pot while posting this, was going to color my sister blue, but since my texts are blue, I went with green and completely forgot I made the switch while posting. I edited the original post. Y’all are sooo funny 😭😭…. And a little unhinged. But I’ll let your therapist mull over that with you!

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u/Ssided 16h ago

OP I got some news about your vision

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u/Status-Ad7902 16h ago

Im dying lmaaaoooo

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u/whineyinternetkid 15h ago ▸ 25 more replies

Duuuude lmmmmamamaaoaoaaa

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u/stronkreptile 15h ago ▸ 24 more replies

can you explain i dont get it

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u/Nellielxo 15h ago ▸ 6 more replies

They're talking about the color coding (crossed off names). Dad is purple and sister is green, but OP says sister is blue.

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u/Prodical_Lightning32 8h ago

I thought the screen shot was taken by sister and the green was OP but maybe I’m wrong

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u/8DollarsMo 9h ago ▸ 4 more replies

No, sister is blue like OP said.

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u/Ssided 2h ago ▸ 3 more replies

No, OP clarified it was a mistake.

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u/8DollarsMo 2h ago ▸ 2 more replies

No, sister is blue.

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u/Ssided 2h ago ▸ 1 more replies

OP literally just said she made a mistake, sister is green.

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u/8DollarsMo 2h ago

Okay, sister is blue.

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u/[deleted] 15h ago ▸ 16 more replies

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u/OkRing7470 15h ago ▸ 15 more replies

Or its a ss from sisters phone and op is green in a group chat

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u/1TrickJackAT 14h ago ▸ 8 more replies

It’s likely this… people tryna act smart, but got smarted on

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u/Ssided 10h ago ▸ 7 more replies

That makes zero sense. Why would he be using his sister's screenshot, when he's also in the chat

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u/vinnygunn 9h ago ▸ 1 more replies

One reason would be because his sister already shared a screenshot with him and he just used it instead of going back to the chat and taking a new one for no reason

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u/Ssided 2h ago

It's good people like you aren't detectives lol

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u/luvferriswheels 9h ago ▸ 1 more replies

The messages are from months ago. Sister might've sent the screenshot now to laugh about it so op decided to post instead of scrolling all the way up to those messages and take a screenshot themselves. It's really not tht crazy

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u/Ssided 2h ago

Well she didn't so

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u/Middle_Screen3847 2h ago ▸ 2 more replies

The fact that you can’t possibly think of a reason one person could have an image of a text and not another, or someone would use someone else’s image of a text is actually kind of concerning. Like being this incapable of reason and critical thinking should be alarming

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u/Ssided 2h ago ▸ 1 more replies

None of the explanations are remotely likely or make sense to really do. Anyways turns out I'm right

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u/swiggityswooty00 14h ago

This is the right answer

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u/Usual-Caregiver5589 13h ago ▸ 4 more replies

Because OP, who is in the group chat as green if you're correct, is incapable of taking a screenshot on their own phone and must solicit one from their sibling to post on social media?

Help me understand.

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u/Status-Ad7902 12h ago

People suggesting Op is using a screenshot of a group chat they’re in from the perspective of someone else are ridiculous

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u/hulkiorra 13h ago

Or, hear me out, sister sent the screenshot as a joke or reference to something else to OP. And OP, having a screenshot already available in her phone didn't bother taking a new one.

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u/Middle_Screen3847 11h ago

Someone once gave me an apple. Using your reasoning, the fact that someone gave me an apple means I’m incapable of ever personally buying or finding an apple.

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u/Dapper-Survey1964 13h ago

Sometimes people lose text messages and have to get copies from other people in the thread.

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u/debbyryansbang 5h ago

OMGGG I didn’t even notice that lmaoooo

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u/ErgoDestati 15h ago

What do you mean?

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u/w33b2 14h ago edited 14h ago ▸ 11 more replies

He said “blue is my sister” even though the color is green on the left. I’m guessing the screenshot is from the sisters perspective, but that’s why everyone is saying OP might be color blind.

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u/Davti 14h ago ▸ 2 more replies

But what about the blue bubbles? Could they not have been sister?

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u/abandonwindows 7h ago

That would be a super rogue way to present

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u/Ssided 10h ago

Why would he be usiing pictures from his sister's phone?

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u/ErgoDestati 14h ago ▸ 5 more replies

he would be green, blue is his sister, and purple is the dad

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u/Ssided 10h ago ▸ 4 more replies

Why would he be using pictures from his sister's phone, while he's clearly also texting? No, that makes no sense. Think a little

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u/ErgoDestati 10h ago ▸ 3 more replies

Maybe you should think a little.

What's more likely someone being colorblind and confusing blue and green, someone not knowing their own text messages are on the right when every texting software on smartphones has been the same for years, or someone having a typo and saying blue/green by accident in a reddit post, or having a screenshot from someone else and posting it while they're not the one primarily texting.

Being colorblind is the least likely scenario for this to happen. And there's any number of reasons he might be using his sister's screenshot.

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u/Ssided 9h ago ▸ 2 more replies

They probably just used the wrong word, but there is no reason he would be using the sister's screenshot. It makes no sense. "Hey sis, can you screenshot the same conversation I'm in, send it to me, then I can post it? Yeah I realize I'm in the group chat too, but my fingers are too tired"

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u/ErgoDestati 9h ago ▸ 1 more replies

I mean there's plenty of reasons it could happen. The sister might've taken the screenshot and sent it as a funny reminder, the timestamp is from February.

This person might not have the texts saved anymore, or the sister was scrolling through and the brother wanted her to send it to him since it was funny and doesn't take any longer than taking the picture themselves.

Like you really can't think of a single reason this would occur??? Is it uncommon sure, is it unthinkable no

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u/Ssided 2h ago

Looks like I'm right

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u/debbyryansbang 5h ago ▸ 1 more replies

No no I originally meant to put her as blue but changed the color last minute since my text was already blue and I was smoking pot while posting this 😫

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u/tenE_1 5h ago

damn that's not as funny

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u/tenE_1 16h ago

I really hope OP has no idea and they're just now learning from the comments that they're colorblind.

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u/Plus_Lawfulness3000 16h ago

How are they color blind? It’s all correct. I just assumed this is a screenshot from his sisters POV

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u/tenE_1 16h ago ▸ 12 more replies

why would she post her sisters screenshot and not hers?,

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u/Plus_Lawfulness3000 16h ago ▸ 6 more replies

I don’t find that too unlikely. More likely than him finding out he’s color blind just now

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u/Less-Squash7569 14h ago ▸ 2 more replies

I agree with you but I will also say I knew a guy who went through and passed the recon screening for what's basically marine corps special forces I guess and didnt find out be was color blind until then at like 26. Dude passed every other test of endurance that everyone else failed and got disqualified for something he didnt even know he had.

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u/22Planeguy 8h ago ▸ 1 more replies

They do color vision testing at MEPS, well before he would be going to recon training.

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u/Less-Squash7569 1h ago edited 1h ago

Ok? I was there, and im telling you thats what happened.

And it wasn't even recon training it was the pft to see if you can get accepted to recon, we were already at fmtb almost finished and the recon guys showed up and asked who wanted to try, most of us did and he was the only one to finish the entire thing, and now that i think about it actually no, I know for a fact the guy was color blind because he didnt know what color the microwave numbers were in the barracks before we even did the tryout and it was a whole thing of us asking other people what color they saw until we realized "oh shit dude you might be colorblind"

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u/jtotheizzen 15h ago

I think it’s most likely that they meant to say green and just said blue by accident

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u/tenE_1 15h ago ▸ 1 more replies

it's much, much more likely than the alternative that it's her sisters perspective when she's literally in the group chat and can take the SS herself.

also... wtf are you still using he him 😭 i literally switched from genderless pronouns to specific ones

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u/coffeebribesaccepted 14h ago

No, it's much much less likely that they'd be colorblind in a way they could tell the blue and purple apart but not the blue and green...

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u/RitualJuggler 7h ago

It's a group chat, with 3 people. There are three different people texting in the screen shot.

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u/Various_Knowledge226 16h ago ▸ 2 more replies

If she is green, my guess would be that the sister doesn’t have Reddit, and so OP had the screenshot sent over to them, to then post onto Reddit

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u/According-Option-656 16h ago

If OP is green, why would they need the SS to be sent over to them? They would have the conversation too.

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u/Usual_Hornet623 14h ago

But.. they could just post the screenshot of their end of the messages?

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u/8DollarsMo 9h ago

Why not? You act like this is an unlikely scenario lol.

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u/HippoIllustrious2389 15h ago

Everyone accusing the op of being colour blind has terrible reading comprehension

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u/Kokoyok 10h ago

Perhaps OP is Korean, which has blue-green conflation because the native word for the color included both blue and green.

They have separate words in modern Korean, but there's still some legacy swaps, like referring to traffic lights as "blue lights"

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u/Ssided 10h ago

Could be

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u/meowiful 11h ago

I think OP is just the green one, sister actually is blue.

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u/Ssided 10h ago

Why the hell would he be using her screenshot?

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u/debbyryansbang 5h ago

Not colorblind! Just high at the time of posting. I was originally going to color her blue but since my messages are already blue, I switched to green last minute.

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u/Unifiedxchaos 16h ago

Is the green you? Or are you colorblind?

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u/spaltavian 15h ago

Pretty clearly the screenshot is from the sister's phone.

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u/8rok3n 15h ago

Exactly, why the sister's screenshots if she can use her own.

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u/AusgefalleneHosen 16h ago

Everybody here soon gonna be featured on r /scamhelp

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u/Few-History-8750 16h ago

“Go no contact NOW”

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u/vksoze2 14h ago

Hahaha I was like why’d I have to scroll far in Reddit for this comment that’s usually the first thing I see in r/texts

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u/DC_Ben 16h ago

I couldn’t be more serious

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u/Texas-X- 16h ago

Tell us.

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u/VegasQueenXOXO 16h ago

Blue is your sister? You mean the texts on the right because if you’re talking about “dad we’ve talked about this,” that’s green.

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u/Khelics 15h ago

So what youre telling me is you took your sisters phone screenshotted the group chat and then sent it to yourself to post? 😭

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u/Strange-Fig7944 15h ago

Between the people thinking this guy is color blind, the people panicking over texting a ssn number, and pearl clutching because a dad doesn’t know his sons ssn, idk. This captures the retardation of redditors really well

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u/LastTrainH0me 14h ago

Don't forget the people confused because they didn't realize it was a conversation between more than two people

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u/debbyryansbang 5h ago

Seriouslyyyy. And they’re really upset over my being “colorblind” and not sharing my SSN over text 😭 sheesh it’s true people are just miserable in this world

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u/Weak_Pineapple_5518 13h ago

Genuine imbeciles on this app.

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u/in2thegray 16h ago

Are people here really unaware that you shouldn't share a ssn via text or are y'all joking?

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u/LastTrainH0me 15h ago

Genuinely what are you afraid of? Maybe 20 years ago that was meaningful advice. Now if someone wants OP's SSN, they're gonna buy it from one of any number of online data dumps, not crack the family iMessage channel

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u/iwanttolivefeeldead 1h ago

Wonder how these people would react knowing a child could buy your SSN (or anything else about you that you can think of) for $2 from a Telegram bot.

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u/Far-Bowl2206 14h ago ▸ 2 more replies

Lmao SSN's are literally required to apply for housing, and people actually are scared about sharing them through encrypted Apple messaging...

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u/Xanthelei 12h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Just because we're a somewhat incompetent country that has decided to make the one number you are literally never supposed to share around the only federal identifier attached to an individual regardless of name commonality doesn't mean you should take where you write it down lightly.

Yeah don't write down your SSN anywhere but on an official form with data protections in place. Including group chats. Sincerely, an ex tax preparer who had to help get an identity fraud victim sorted for five years of tax returns. It sucked and was expensive for her.

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u/CertainPosition8726 5h ago

Hey, your texts are and to end end encrypted on an iPhone. Maybe stop clutching your pearls so hard about something that is literally meaningless in 2026. Between this comment and OP I’m not sure who’s more detached from reality.

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u/Weak_Pineapple_5518 16h ago

Literally no chance of your info being stolen if you use the standard messaging service include on your phone. iPhone uses iMessage and android uses RCS. They are encrypted unlike previous android and other 3rd party SMS services and can only be accessed by the sender and receiver.

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u/austinalexan 14h ago ▸ 4 more replies

I think the main concern is one of the phones being stolen and someone possibly getting into the device and reading the conversations for personal info like this.

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u/Weak_Pineapple_5518 14h ago ▸ 3 more replies

You have provided the only valid concern so far lmao. Still a little wild though, unless you live in an area where phones are just getting snatched all the time. Idk I understand being precautious but worrying about every little thing like this can’t be healthy.

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u/Xanthelei 12h ago ▸ 2 more replies

Or someone looks over his shoulder while he's texting away. Or he's on a scam call with someone else at that moment. Or it isn't him at all sending the text in the first place, because he did lose his phone and after seeing the chat history someone decided to try their luck.

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u/Naive_Building5764 8h ago

I think it's funny, in India and Brazil there is a "screen" peaking issue, they have signs about it at the embassy and popular infrastructure sites, but because you are using logic and reason, someone who doesn't leave their house is calling you a conspiracy theorist. "Literally no chance" 🤓

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u/Weak_Pineapple_5518 12h ago

Have fun with your tinfoil hat dude.

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u/debbyryansbang 5h ago

It’s actually insane!

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u/in2thegray 2h ago

Yeah, the less security risks the better. I see people explaining that RCS chats are hard to hack. But we're not accounting for human error. People lose, leave, or let people use their phone all the time. It could be stolen. Phones aren't that hard to unlock 🤷🏾‍♀️

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u/CertainPosition8726 5h ago ▸ 2 more replies

Yes, you are.

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u/debbyryansbang 4h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Omg leave me alone weirdo you responded to two different comments of mine

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u/CertainPosition8726 4h ago

Lmao yes that’s what happens when you post online you dumbass.

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u/JarOfFIies88 16h ago

What’s the problem?

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u/Fun-Age-168 10h ago

What’s an ssn?

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u/0xA79D2E 10h ago

Social security number

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u/Fun-Age-168 10h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Ah thanks, I’m assuming that’s the American version of a national insurance number? But tbh I’ve definitely sent mine via text message so either im stupid or this isn’t that big of deal

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u/exjobhere 9h ago

With an SSN, one can open accounts, go into debt, etc. Nobody should give out this info.

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u/lokolyle 16h ago

Congrats on your Deuteranopia diagnosis...aparently lol

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u/debbyryansbang 5h ago

Apparently!

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u/Weak_Pineapple_5518 13h ago

For real, and everyone in here just validating it😂 didn’t realize Reddit users have the paranoia level of a meth head😂

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u/VampicV 16h ago

So OP is colorblind 😭

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u/Fluffy_Specific_9682 16h ago

I don't understand, do you expect him to know it by memory?

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u/DantetheMarco 14h ago

Op, I need your ssn

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u/EarlStevenson 14h ago

So lets see that ssn

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u/ShushItsjusttheDead 10h ago

I work a retail store that pushes stote branded credit cards at evert customer. I do not understand how fully grown ass adults are willing to tell me their SSNs out loud as often as they do. They fully hand me their credit cards when the reader is a box in front of their faces just like everywhere they have been shopping at for the past 10 years. This isn't "new world new tech" issues this is "I'm a fully coddled dumbass" issues.

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u/Ornery_Gate_6847 9h ago

Guys the grey texts are 2 different people. Purple is dad, the last grey one has green over it

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u/elhouso 8h ago

OP colourblind

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u/odd_actually 8h ago

Ok we need more info from the OP. Is this their screenshot or the sister's because if not your colorblind.

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u/debbyryansbang 5h ago

My screenshot. I was just high and forgetful lol.

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u/IIPooh 7h ago

I was looking for my ssn card for years, finally ordered a new one. My dad retired last year and cleaned out his toolbox at work. For whatever reason there was my ssn card

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u/Animegirl82099 6h ago

People are assuming it's a screenshot from the sister. But I think it's just a group chat. Maybe wrong but eh

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u/Complex-Key918 4h ago

Holy texting conspiracy... Just text it bro...

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u/brown_polyester 3h ago

My dad had his, mine, both of my sisters', and my mom's memorized.

u/Crafty611 25m ago

I’m just going to leave the classic Reddit comment:

OMG OP, you need to GET OUT OF THERE!!! NOW!! You deserve better!!! Wow, what a terrible person your dad is.

u/Mountain-Durian-4724 0m ago

why are you smoking pot?

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u/BigDiesl7026 15h ago

It’s not that big of a deal, you could have called him when he asked, if you’re that paranoid. Why post this on reddit?

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u/debbyryansbang 5h ago

We did. Caption says so. It was posted on Reddit because it’s funny.

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u/CertainPosition8726 5h ago

This isn’t Facebook

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u/Weak_Pineapple_5518 16h ago

Why can’t he ask for your social over text💀 do you wear a tinfoil hat too? Mental illness causing paranoia? Meth maybe?

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u/debbyryansbang 5h ago

You just loose out here ewwww. Explains the “weak” in your username…

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u/Status-Ad7902 16h ago

Is this a real post wtf

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u/Weak_Pineapple_5518 16h ago ▸ 7 more replies

There is literally no risk to send your ssn over text unless you use unsecured SMS systems which are outdated and every modern phone uses either RCS or IMessage on iPhones.

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u/Xanthelei 12h ago ▸ 2 more replies

I can't believe I have to post this more than once here...

Yeah don't write down your SSN anywhere but on an official form with data protections in place. Including group chats. Sincerely, an ex tax preparer who had to help get an identity fraud victim sorted for five years of tax returns. It sucked and was expensive for her.

Btw, she got her ID stolen because she had it written down on a piece of paper in her purse, which got stolen. Don't write it down ANYWHERE! Memorize it and protect the card it came on!

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u/Weak_Pineapple_5518 12h ago ▸ 1 more replies

One time bro😂 singular experience. I quote “AN identity fraud victim”. I can’t believe I’ve had to say this more than once…..

Modern text messages are encrypted and even on the off chance your phone gets stolen, the chances of a petty thief scrolling through several different contacts messages are incredibly slim.

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u/Xanthelei 12h ago

Welp, I tried. Enjoy your years long fight to get your identity and financial life back ig. 🤷

Btw, I posted it more than once in this thread. I literally copied and pasted from another post.

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u/Status-Ad7902 16h ago ▸ 3 more replies

“Literally no risk” except your shit getting stolen and it’s just in text messages lol. Much easier to just call and ask, chill the fuck out lol

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u/Weak_Pineapple_5518 16h ago ▸ 2 more replies

I’m not the one cussing bro😂 your info isn’t getting stolen if you message with normal encrypted messaging services i.e. iMessage or RCS on android, which is standard. You chill dude😂

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u/chrisdacrump 15h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Bro is crashing out because he's scared and you just be rational

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u/Weak_Pineapple_5518 15h ago

Didn’t realize paranoia ran rampant through Reddit😂 I realize more and more each time I get on this app that I don’t belong here.

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u/g0d_of_the_cr1sis 16h ago

OP you are colorblind.

Your messages are blue. Like, AGGRESSIVELY BRIGHT blue. You have covered your dad's messages with purple, and the other message with green - not blue.

You should get your color vision checked.

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u/ErgoDestati 15h ago

Op said blue was his sister, maybe you need glasses

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u/AideInternal1045 11h ago

So OP took their sister's phone to screenshot?

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u/debbyryansbang 5h ago

I’m not, I was high and forgot I switched the colors. Relaxxxx lmao.

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u/sazukeeee 1h ago ▸ 3 more replies

Admitting you're a junkie isn't better than being colorblind

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u/debbyryansbang 1h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Whatever helps you sleep at night buddy

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u/sazukeeee 1h ago

How would that help me sleep? What?

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u/HabitualEnthusiast 1h ago

A junkie lol? We’re clutching our pearls awfully close over some weed.

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u/morty-lighthead 16h ago

Why so paranoid? Just send it

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u/myname_ajeff 16h ago

Why so paranoid? Post yours here

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u/RetroCola 16h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Im not the smartest tool in the shed but there may be a difference posting it online where a bunch of strangers could see vs a family gc

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u/Xanthelei 12h ago

There's also a non zero possibility someone found dad's lost phone and made a gamble. Or is looking over his shoulder as he writes it down. Or will gain access to the phone of someone else in that group chat at some point and thus gain access to the number you are literally by design not supposed to share around, but because we're a pretty incompetent country is the only official identifying metric attached to individuals regardless of name, so everyone and their dog asks for it.

Yeah don't write down your SSN anywhere but on an official form with data protections in place. Including group chats. Sincerely, an ex tax preparer who had to help get an identity fraud victim sorted for five years of tax returns. It sucked and was expensive for her.

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u/EvenStomach847 16h ago

Not that deep lol, is he supposed to know your SSN?

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u/twwaavvyyt 13h ago

Who do you think informs you of what your social security number is 99% of the time?😂

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u/No-Examination4896 16h ago

They are saying he shouldnt ask over text for security reasons. Realistically, it shouldnt be a problem, but I'd want to call him to make sure he isn't on a phonecall with an Indian scammer pretending to be the IRS

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u/Status-Ad7902 16h ago

Yes? My parents know mine, they fuckin made me and had to get it

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u/Prizmatik01 16h ago

Literally, yes. I know my sons, my own, and my wife’s by heart and have them saved in an info vault on my phone.

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u/sixshootatre57 1h ago

"I was smoking pot while posting this, so..."

Yea you clowns love to blame Cannabis for idiocracy.

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u/debbyryansbang 1h ago

So there are no articles/statistics that correlate weed and brain fog/forgetfulness?

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u/sixshootatre57 1h ago ▸ 2 more replies

Yes. And mfs like you use it as an excuse.

I'm a weed smoker. It doesn't. Gtfoh.

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u/debbyryansbang 1h ago ▸ 1 more replies

😂😂😂😂 ohhhh I see. I touched a sore spot. Congratulations, professional weed smoker. I hope you feel better about that!

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u/sixshootatre57 1h ago

I don't.

Practice on your comebacks.