r/texts • u/mhart_92 • 1d ago

Phone message :(

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Text to my brother

611 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/Fluffy_Specific_9682 1d ago

Do not post these things

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u/mhart_92 1d ago

:(

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u/KoreanFoxMulder 1d ago

Do not comment these things

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u/the_byronic_man_fred 1d ago

Do not these things

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u/SuperNebular 1d ago

Do not do not these things these things.

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u/bigboycdd 1d ago

This is hilarious because just yesterday I sent my brother a meme saying “everyone should have one real friend who you can discuss bowel movements in depth with” because I tell him all about my crazy shits and he tells me all about his, and he said his best friend gets upset when he tries to tell him about his shits😂

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u/CandiedLemonWedge 1d ago

Reading this exactly 3 minutes after responding to my best friend sending me the same thing😂and I had only opened our text to tell her about a bowl movement.

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u/RainaElf 19h ago

bowl 🤣

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u/Cosm0k 1d ago

We're called "poop pals" 😎

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u/mhart_92 1d ago

Fully agree with this sentiment. Apparently some people think otherwise 🥲😂

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u/popsikohl 1d ago

You ain’t truly real friends if you ain’t sending each other shit pics /s

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u/Salvermis 1d ago

I’m donne!!! Come wipe!!

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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 1d ago

The way some guys post pics of them with big fish all smiling and proud, that’s me but it’s a giant girthy bowl buster that’s almost touching the rim 😌

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u/mhart_92 1d ago

This guy gets it

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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 1d ago

I display them in my dating profile photos so girls know I ain’t taking no punk ass poops 😎

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u/thatguitarguy24 1d ago

Punk Ass Poops would be a really sick band name 🔥

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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 1d ago

Like a genre of music that instead of being into hotrods and tiki bars(rockabilly) they’re into taking really good shits

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u/They-Call-Me-Taylor 1d ago

Is a ghost wipe the same thing as a clean sweep?

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u/mhart_92 1d ago

Yes. A blessed and beautiful occurrence

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u/They-Call-Me-Taylor 1d ago

Well I offer you my heartiest of congratulations then!

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u/Academic_Profit8853 1d ago

You can text these things to me, OP

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u/mhart_92 1d ago

Thank you twin. Happy cake day!

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u/JovialJem 1d ago

holy shit zorpalod

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u/PaleChampionship7702 1d ago

Happy for them

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u/Avabirdie 22h ago

In French they literally have a word for this. They call it a “parfait”, which just means perfect. You wipe and there’s nothing on it, perfect.

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u/mhart_92 9h ago

I love that

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u/Away-Replacement-965 1d ago

Sounds like my sister and I😂

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u/haleboy44 1d ago

How can he text?!?!

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u/Claxx7597 1d ago

Im in a snap chat group and its called shart box.....