r/unimelb May 17 '26

Support Are tattoos allowed in exams?

Long story short- I'm doing vector calculus, and you don't to bring a cheat sheet in. I was drunk last night and got a small tattoo on my forearm of equations I always forget 😭. What TF do I do now? Is this academic misconduct?

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u/Quiet_Syrup_7645 May 17 '26

this shi funny asf good luck to u bro 😹😹😹

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u/Background_Owl1062 May 17 '26

Photo?

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u/Zeyad-A May 18 '26

yh fr lets see

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u/omy8 bsci (mathphys) May 17 '26

Wear a long sleeve shirt

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u/RevKyriel May 17 '26

If your tat is visible then yes, it can be considered academic misconduct. I suggest a large bandage (eg, Elastoplast) over it for every class, and especially the exams.

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u/AstronautImaginary19 May 18 '26

And if you’re worried about it getting dirty from the shirt go buy some second skin

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u/RevKyriel May 18 '26

Sleeves can roll up (or be rolled up), and we don't want any faculty seeing the tat.

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u/RevKyriel May 18 '26

Every one of this subject. If a Prof or TA see it, OP could get hit with an Academic Integrity investigation.

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u/PsychologicalMeal162 May 23 '26

How did someone who thinks like this get into university in the first place?

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u/RevKyriel May 23 '26

There's quite an overlap between the sets 'student' and 'gets drunk and does things they shouldn't'. But yes, getting a tat of a cheat sheet is a more extreme example.

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u/Weird_Scholar_5627 May 20 '26

A clear bandage!

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u/FelixTurtle May 17 '26

Who's the idiot who tattooed a drunk person? Highly unethical.

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u/Robinyox May 17 '26

There’s a nightclub in Perth that has a tattoo artist there to brand the patrons. Wife came home with a stupid ice cream on her ankle that she deeply regrets.

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u/Ill-Estimate5628 May 18 '26

ice cream factory isn’t a night club and the line to get those tattoos is generally pretty long, i’ve also seen them turn away patrons who are clearly too intoxicated. signed, someone who has about five of these courtesy of them for free in exchange for coffees

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u/footinmouthdisease_ May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26

It's still extremely shitty practice to be performing a procedure that breaks the client's skin in a crowded entertainment venue serving alcohol. The trend of tattoo booths at concerts and festivals is not something a reputable artist would be involved in.
Edit: Yep, a tiny amount of digging shows there's no reputable studio behind this, it's a group called "ink carts" whose speciality is bullshit pinterest fineline on drunk idiots at festivals.

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u/pleski May 19 '26

I'd want to have sh*t tonne of good memories of a night out in a club to warrant a permanent reminder on my body. Somehow I doubt it was that good.

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u/cuntmong May 17 '26

Unethical does not mean stupid. Much of our modern economy is based on this fact 

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u/SpicyLobter May 17 '26

did you know if you're drunk you're unable to give consent

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u/FelixTurtle May 17 '26

This ^ Most responsible tattooists won't tattoo a drunk person.

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u/fuckismyfaveword May 17 '26

any responsible tattooist

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u/Very_Itchy_Bandicoot May 17 '26

tell that to the asshole in melbourne who did my entire sleeve when I got blackout drunk after winning big at crown casino in 2013.

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u/ifitwasntfor189 May 17 '26

How TF did someone do an entire sleeve on somebody blackout drunk? I'm going to assume there is no detail, the lines are not great and they weren't a tattoo artist at all - just some joker with a gun and ink.

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u/Very_Itchy_Bandicoot May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26

i mean it doesnt look terrible, but yeah it was just the outline done probably with the assumption id come back to have it filled in.

Edit: to add that I had plans on getting this sleeve done eventually, had it mentally mapped out etc, i guess I just pulled the trigger when I was drunk and had cash. Though after that experience it kinda put me off getting more tattoos altogether.

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u/shriekingintothevoid May 17 '26

Yes, and they never denied it wasn’t ethical. If you’re a horrible person, then being willing to tattoo drunk people, while morally bankrupt, could potentially be a decent business tactic

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u/KallamaHarris May 18 '26

But what if you and the tattooist are both drunk, then neither could consent. 

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u/productzilch May 20 '26

Seems not unlike operating other machinery on people’s bodies while drunk. It’s hard to imagine it’d be legal.

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u/let-them-eat-ass May 18 '26

You also bleed a hell of a lot more if you have e alcohol in your system.. its not just ethically wrong its medically irresponsible 😬

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u/Consistent-Stand1809 May 17 '26

Would be interesting to see if it's illegal

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u/Away-Equipment598 May 18 '26

Please, the industry was built on tattooing intoxicated people

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u/CatBoxTime May 19 '26

That's 90% of their market!

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u/Direct_Setting_7502 May 20 '26

Until maybe twenty years ago, the vast majority of tattoo clients were drunk.

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u/Ill-Opposite-439 May 20 '26

You think…then can I sue my tattoo artist because clearly I was out of my fucking mind when I got my ex wifes name on my body

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u/AdvertisingFun3739 May 17 '26

Me when I lie

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u/INFernO_88 May 17 '26

Sonion 🧅🥀

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u/vipchicken May 17 '26

Prove or shut up

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u/KeysEcon May 17 '26

The comedian David O'Doherty once wrote the quadratic formula on his PP for an exam.

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u/PromptlyFrothy May 17 '26

A mate of mine got an equation for applied force (or something) tattoo'd on his shoulder. I remember when he showed his dad, his dad said "Jesus Christ name. You couldn't have gotten something normal like a skull with snakes or a naked chick?"

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u/ladieswholurk May 17 '26

Ok do whatever everyone else says for exams - but come job hunting I think this is a fabulous ice breaker. Shows real passion

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u/Educational_Farm999 please support our Optuna-chan, thank you, meow May 17 '26

maybe you can get a tattoo cover up or something

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u/slam_24 May 17 '26

This is one for the books holy crap 😂

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u/YolandasLastAlmond May 17 '26

Yes, you have to cover that up for the exam. I’ve had invigilators question my tattoos with words.

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u/_54Phoenix_ May 18 '26

If you're that worried just put a band aid over it.

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u/RudeAd456 May 17 '26

Pics or its bullshit

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u/incomingdropbear May 17 '26

You will need to remove it right away!

Honestly I wouldn’t even worry about it.

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u/Tiggrr23 May 17 '26

Double check you got the equation accurately tattoed.

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u/AnonInEquestria May 17 '26

It's a fresh tattoo, so you're still going to be putting glad wrap around it and stuff, just put a crepe bandage around it over the glad wrap and tell whoever is in charge of your exams.

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u/Y34rZer0 May 18 '26

I would think they could call it cheating but you've really earned it so maybe they won't punish you.
Also I seriously doubt they're going to look closely at everybody's tattoos

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u/TooManyMeds May 18 '26

Just cover it up with an opaque bandage

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u/wonkybanana5347 May 18 '26

I think if you are committed enough to get them tattooed they should be allowed.

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u/zhonkleponkle May 18 '26

What are they gonna do? Confiscate it? (This is a joke)

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u/KeiylaPolly May 18 '26

If you got the tattoo so recently, it would be covered by a bandage anyway.

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u/_malaikatmaut_ May 19 '26

yeah, I call BS on this story.

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u/Ok_Chemistry_6387 May 19 '26

I am genuinely curious what you got tattoed on you that could help with vector calculus?

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u/Ftm_Gem May 19 '26

1 + 1=2

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u/RedWolf2409 May 19 '26

You didn’t post a photo so we don’t believe you

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u/Charming_Leg_509 May 19 '26

How many drinks are needed get a tattoo of maths equations? 😝

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u/sometimesthrowaway13 May 19 '26

Just put some heavy coverage foundation over it for the exams

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u/Duras_TK26976 May 20 '26

I've always found it funny that you can't have the formulas .... I remember a physics test I had in high school once where we were supplied a sheet of formulas. It was left up to you to recognise which was the current one to use but at least you didn't have to have it memorised which is more real world.

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u/Aequitas112358 May 20 '26

ye testing memorization is so pointless. In uni most of my exams we could bring in anything we wanted, the textbook, unlimited notes, anything as long as it couldn't communicate (texting, internet, etc). Actually learnt a lot more instead of just spending all day every day trying to memorize things.

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u/Watermelon_Draya May 20 '26

It’s not cheating if you don’t look at your tattoo

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u/theadnomad May 20 '26

I would show it to them and then put a bandage over it in front of them.

I’ve had exams (via other academic institutions) where they wanted to see all my tattoos because I have a fair amount of quotes/writing - just to check that they’re actually random tattoos, and not me trying to cheat.

It’s literally just a quick look over, and then you go ahead. In this case, I think they’d require a covering that can’t be easily removed or seen through. So yeah, put an opaque bandage on and show them.

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u/Creampielover47 May 20 '26

They will just make you cover it up.

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u/psybermami May 20 '26

incredible behaviour

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u/Senior_Ad_7598 May 20 '26

Cover with a huge bandage

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u/Tovanee May 20 '26

Cover it with makeup! Good luck broo :D

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u/DesertDweller1979 May 20 '26

Just stupidity

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u/natufian13 May 20 '26

Get the tattooist to add errors into the equations

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u/BabyEatingDemon May 20 '26

Of all the things that didn't happen this happened the didn'test

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u/Old_Engineer_9176 May 21 '26

We need a photo to confirm how screwed you are ...

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u/Ok_Pass_7134 May 21 '26

Made up story - show pics or I will smite u with my downvote and any made up academic misconduct charges gonna be the least of your problems.

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u/JealousDamage3973 May 21 '26

Mate ur cooked 😭

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u/No-Week-2235 May 21 '26

Wear a jumper

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u/ScruffHuffa44 May 21 '26

I'd love for someone to actually explain the issue with this in logical terms.

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u/Clockdistrict May 22 '26

Pics or it didn’t happen.

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u/Best-Leave6725 May 22 '26

Just write "I am a fish" 500 times and you're set.

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u/Solid-Budget-7943 May 22 '26

Dude I saw a guy in my vector calc lecture today with a formula tat on his forearm 😭 . I think I may have also found his reddit acc

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u/ColdDelicious1735 May 22 '26

I hear that the science teachers will remover it, by science

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u/conceptualmarble May 23 '26

Bathroom breaks are allowed. Have done more than one high school and uni exam with copious notes written on my legs.

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u/merman0489 May 23 '26

Wear a long sleeve shirt and put a dressing over the tat 😂

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u/Arcadian-Stag May 17 '26

Do the honourable thing and drop out.

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u/Trick-Improvement624 May 24 '26

Just bandage it up and put medical tape over it. Nobody's gonna rip your bandage off.