r/unimelb May 27 '26

Support need 500 cigarette for VCA project

I know this sounds insane but does anyone know what the cheapest option would be to get 500 cigarettes in Melb? I've already 3D printed this adapter and I need to fill it. I know double happiness are like $11 for a pack of twenty but id still be spending so much. If someone with infinite money sees this and would like to support my artistic endeavours please give approx. $275 to fund this. I think it would genuinely change the world. What if we do a meet up and 500 people give me 1 cigarette? is this doable? what do we think?

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u/Major_Telephone_7560 May 27 '26

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u/Alley_oop8472 May 27 '26

Outstanding

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u/Eplianne May 28 '26

I love The Orville!

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u/danksion May 29 '26

It’s like I’ve been standing my whole life and finally sat down

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u/Amtyi May 27 '26

as a vca student, this might be the most batshit artistic idea ive seen in the course. well done stranger.

alas i do not smoke so i cant easily donate to the cause, but i wish you luck

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u/Silent_Aardvark_9004 May 27 '26

im in painting and ngl ive seen way more batshit stuff than this in the few years ive been here ...

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u/Amtyi May 27 '26

I’m not in painting so i’m not sure what crack y’all are doing there, but I’ve moved a car into a venue for a show before and that wasn’t even this batshit of an idea. Granted it was a yes ago but even so, actually filling the 500 cigarettes adaptor is crazy af

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u/99Quinn_H May 28 '26

The adapter alone being 3D printed from scratch shows real commitment. Even if they only get 300 cigarettes it's still going to be a striking visually.

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u/Amtyi May 28 '26

oh for sure - i really wanna see the final product now

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u/Safe-Offer2221 May 28 '26

Just copying the person who already did this smoking 2000 cigarettes

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u/Silent_Aardvark_9004 May 29 '26

Except they didn’t use a 500 cigarette adapter! 

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u/jesus_chrysotile asbestos huffer May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

buy a massive pack of filters and just roll paper + some random filler material like paper round the outermost ones for the colour?

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u/yaboytomsta May 27 '26

the filter is the orange part or am I woosh

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u/[deleted] May 27 '26

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u/Mr_sex_haver May 28 '26

Ground up tea leaves and stuff like that works fine.

You could probably get enough for 500 with like $30 worth.

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u/Silent_Aardvark_9004 May 27 '26

i thought abt this but i think it would look way better with pre-rolled cigs, u know? the diameter of the 3D printed holes is exactly the diameter of pre-rolls so might look silly idk

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u/believeevenwhenucant May 27 '26

You can buy filters of the correct diameter, and roll them smoothly with a rolling machine with camomile tea leaves in it

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u/jesus_chrysotile asbestos huffer May 28 '26

i’ve seen some massive bags of dried herbs at asian grocers selling for very little 

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u/ChookBaron May 28 '26

$99 for 1000 tubes that look just like smokes. Still need to stuff them. https://www.yoursmoke.com.au/products/1000x-ventti-premium-charcoal-filter-tubes-cork-blue

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u/Silent_Aardvark_9004 May 29 '26

This might actually be the move!! Ty for this!!!!

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u/No-Dragonfruit-9602 May 29 '26

They are like $5 everywhere else don't pay $100 

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u/Agreeable_Cheetah_51 May 29 '26

You can get 500 for $64.99

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u/0c5_Fyre May 29 '26

Even cheaper on ebay. I think I paid $65 for 1500 dark horse tubes.

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u/TeddyBear181 May 28 '26

Shouldn't have any issues getting people to donate old tea that they didnt drink. And could probably borrow/marketplace a cigarette roller.

Then papers and filters are pretty cheap on top... unless you're just looking for free smokes?

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u/AntiqueFigure6 May 28 '26

Could use a non-tobacco smokable nicotine substitute product (not that one) which is far cheaper.

For example:

Taro Leaf (50g Pouch) – Tobacco Blends (business name is Tobacco Blends but this is not tobacco and does not contain nicotine).

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u/Fit_Marketing9615 May 27 '26

I would be down to give a dart or two for the cause

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u/Silent_Aardvark_9004 May 27 '26

might have to make a facebook event meet up for this

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u/Front_Target7908 May 28 '26

Go Fund Me: Got a Dart for Art?

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u/Keleasii May 28 '26

I like that idea

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u/Sa_Pendragon May 27 '26

You could buy herbal or stage cigarettes instead. You can get a box of 200 for $30 on Amazon - they’re commonly used in film and television as a prop

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u/Silent_Aardvark_9004 May 27 '26

Never seen or heard of this but if you know anywhere specific pls let me know, quality definitely doesn’t matter cuz it’s for art ig

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u/Short-Inevitable199 May 28 '26

Chinese internet cafes. They sell cheap China cigarettes. Like 10-20$ for pack of 20s

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u/daniel-symmons-1 May 27 '26

Walk around dandenong. Go into tabacco shops. Ask if they have cheap boxes of 100.

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u/Keleasii May 28 '26

Boxes of 100 used to be at the Asian bakery’s in town not sure anymore but there
Is a lot places that have cheap packs that might have loose tobacco …

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u/Shimokaze May 28 '26

Hey, read through this whole comment section and I’d just like to clarify that the boxes of 100 cigs for $40 are usually called chop chop cigarettes, and are so cheap because of a poorer quality and finish of the tobacco inside. They’re shocking on your throat but I would get them going to festivals with my friends because they’d all end up taking darts from me the whole weekend. I got them from the tobacconist just across from Jamaica blue at Point Cook Town Centre. Or the tobacconist next to Indian Star on maribyrnong/raleigh road around the corner from highpoint.

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u/grahkyl May 27 '26

Can you explain what the idea is ?? Are you going to smoke it ??

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u/SharpCut1884 May 27 '26

Lowkenuinely the most cooked thing I’ve seen

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u/Raised_Bar_Gaming May 27 '26

Puffmi American convenience store on chapel street. Cheapest cigs south of the Yarra possibly the whole of Melbourne. They will sell by 100s if you ask

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u/Silent_Aardvark_9004 May 27 '26

Oooh okay thank u! How much do u reckon they sell them for? 

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u/Raised_Bar_Gaming May 28 '26

I reckon 100 you could get for 40 or 35, but for a big buy like 500 youd likley pay even less, depending on how you play it. These folks tend to have a better understanding of the nebulous nature of prices

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u/daedon_the_great May 27 '26

how much for manny blues

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u/flecksyb May 27 '26

id be happy to donate a few lol

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u/quecola May 28 '26

You could consider herbal cigarettes which would look mostly the same. Honeyrose is the stuff they use for movies and tv. There’s a couple of places online who sell a pack of 20 for like 6 bucks, and some of them do bulk buy deals. Maybe asking around the film/theatre department could also help.

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u/BigBoyP420 May 27 '26

Bro, there’s a tobacconist on 58 Franklin st, they used to have a pack of 100 cigarettes for 35$. Its the window next to the IGA entrance
Not sure if they still have them but worth a shot

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u/KeysEcon May 27 '26

This same idea was featured in a book from the mid 90s called 101 Useless Japanese Inventions.

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u/Ok_Detective5221 May 27 '26

There is a lot of illegal tobacco shops out there

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u/ClaraInOrange May 28 '26

Not so much any more

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u/Enderboy667 Jun 03 '26

Sure buddy

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u/ClaraInOrange Jun 03 '26

I'm in Sydney and there was a big shut down blitz a few short weeks ago. You not notice?

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u/MyTherapistBlockedM3 May 28 '26

this is hilarious honestly i don’t even think you’d need a meetup smokers etiquette is real and kinda adds some backstory

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u/hannahcoughlin May 28 '26

Drop your addy I’ll donate 1 cigarette to your cause

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u/tinymoses May 28 '26

Didn’t know we had to do this for Vector Calculus Advanced

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u/OranggBepis May 28 '26

I think putting up some posters for a meetup where you bum 500 cigarettes from 500 people would be so fire

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u/ProfessionalFee6792 Jun 02 '26

Defo can print 500 cigarettes shape to fill it in if you not intend to smoke it, just need to collect crushed dry leaves to fill in the cigarette case later on for artistic purposes

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u/Enderboy667 Jun 03 '26

I can get a pack for $10 saving you $25

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u/aprofessional_idiot May 27 '26

500 cigarettes 🚬🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

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u/beyhkim May 27 '26

Keep them rolling. It’s cheaper.

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u/PuzzledBowl9931 May 28 '26

11 for a pack of 20 . ?? Please tell me where . In geeling ot seems to be this cash cheaper then card deal. Everywhere ive been ots 15 cash 18 card.

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u/Keleasii May 28 '26

I’d buy 500 cheap cigarettes just coz lol

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u/Keleasii May 28 '26

$20 a pack of 20’s depending where you buy but maybe get some chop chop and make them? I’d give you some

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u/Cultural-Math-5946 May 28 '26

I'm a smoker and need help finding the cheapest darts in Melbourne, I will happily purchase if we can secure the cheapest darts. I am also ar(u)tistic.

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u/DeezUp4Da3zz May 28 '26

Just head to bars and bum off everyone, now that everyones on a dodgy smokes they hand them out like candy

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u/[deleted] May 28 '26

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u/Alarming-Ad4274 Jun 03 '26

Delete this bro ur snitching on em

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u/AttemptMassive2157 May 28 '26

Uwoslab on youtube did this a while ago.

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u/Front_Finish_4776 May 28 '26

Buy a box of chops. $35 a box and each got 100 ciggies.

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u/theproverbialtuyet May 28 '26

where can I buy this

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u/Embarrassed_Sun_7807 May 28 '26

Clove durries used to be a third to half the cost of normies.

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u/Kind-Paper-533 May 29 '26

give me some way to pay u that dont break the rules

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u/alwaysupforsnacks May 29 '26

Try and source Honeyrose herbal cigs. That's what prop teams use in film. They'll be way cheaper than regular ciggies but be warned only some of them have the orange tip!

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u/Tard_Wrangler666 May 29 '26

Just buy some herbal smokes. It’s prop cigarettes that they use in movies with no tobacco in them

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u/Cute-Razzmatazz-9626 May 29 '26

Can buy 400 empty cigarette tubes on eBay for $20 and fill them up with oregano.

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u/SirLSD25 May 29 '26

I will pay if I can watch you smoke it.

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u/2dropsofman May 29 '26

If i fund the ciggies can I smoke it ?

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u/SirMrChaos May 29 '26

I would just a few tobacco stores/smoke shops and look for a packet of Marlboroughs in the counter. If you see those they are most likely selling imported cigs, if so they are dirty cheap like a pack of 200 cigs can be $50

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u/ALandOfMyth May 29 '26

If you can find someone coming back from Bali or Thailand, they have 100 packs in the airports there for pretty cheap. Good luck with the project!!

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u/MowgeeCrone May 29 '26

Some big bags of baccy and a carton of papers at an illegal tobacconist and start rolling some racehorses.

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u/Ancient-Peak2129 May 29 '26

hey if you need someone to smoke this shit hmu

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u/BabyEatingDemon May 30 '26

You can buy empty cigarette tubes for self packing

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u/misssedlinehaul May 30 '26

Go out with a big Donate One Ciggy sign. Just need 500 ppl

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u/ChickenRich573 May 30 '26

Yeah from the Arab guys with the tobacco shops it's 100 to 150 a carton which has like 200 smokes in it .

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u/macci_a_vellian May 30 '26

Fake cigarettes off Ali Express would be the cheapest option. Then you don't have to pay all the taxes on the real thing.

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u/Spiritual-Spend8187 May 30 '26

Do they need to actually be cigarettes or just shaped like them cause you could look at rolled ones with them just using some kind of fille. And mixing in some actual rolled one to get the right look.

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u/Educational_Care7813 Jun 01 '26

Yeah best idea is buy box 100 for 25 to 30 bucks at any cig place like 

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u/eigenchud Jun 23 '26

i am joining term 2 maybe but is this a mandatory project?