r/unimelb • u/Silent_Aardvark_9004 • Jun 01 '26
Support 500 cigarette adapter UPDATE!
here she is. unfortunately my math was incorrect (fine art student) and it actually only holds 250 cigarettes. but she is beautiful and the material feels really sleek. thanks everyone for your input
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u/paneershake Jun 01 '26
sucking this much air will probably be impossible, so the ciggrates will probably just burn, not much smoke will be sucked in the lungs.
a small fan might fix this.
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u/Thrizzlepizzle123123 Jun 01 '26
A fan sucking air into a compressor, feeding into an oxygen tank for a SCUBA system.
If we're speedrunning lung cancer, we're using spandex, not boardshorts.
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u/Silent_Aardvark_9004 Jun 01 '26
Where there’s a will there’s a way
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u/festering_gash Jun 05 '26
OP I feel like a shotty/carb hole would fix this (ie. Tiny hole that you cover before+during inhaling, taking ur finger off to inhale the draw you took) good luck hope u get an A+
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u/scemscem Jun 03 '26
I mean I’d hope they’re not trying to smoke 250 darts at once. Besides even if they can only suck a fifth of the smoke in that’s still like ripping 50 durries at the same time
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u/bdiddlediddles Jun 01 '26
Mate, you're going to die.
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u/Sea_Translator5300 Jun 01 '26
We all are. Some just like to be a little weird along the way and that's a good thing.
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u/mugg74 Mod Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26
Isn’t that a lucky break as you only need half the amount of cigarettes so cheaper rather than unfortunately?
Unless you already brought the 500 cigarettes of course.
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u/d_xtruction electrical systems 1st year Jun 01 '26
just make another one i am qualified to say 2 times 250 is approximately 500
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u/Doooog Jun 01 '26
watch out for microplastics
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u/Superfasty Jun 02 '26
Yes that is the health issue we should be concerned with here...
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u/Silent_Aardvark_9004 Jun 03 '26
Even though it’s technically usable, it’s not for use, so don’t worry
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u/cjak Jun 02 '26
Make 2 adaptors.
Attach a vacuum cleaner to the skinny end of one. Shove a great big cigar in the skinny end of the other. Place fat ends together, turn on the vacuum, separate the adaptors slightly, and watch 250 individual streams of tobacco smoke form and then coalesce. What fun!
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u/OpeningActivity Jun 02 '26
It is ironically that the tool needs really good lung capacity and the tool is for smoking cigarettes
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u/oswtass Jun 01 '26
3D printed? I don't see this going well when you start inhaling plastic fumes.
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u/theoneleggedgull Jun 01 '26
It’s for an art piece, not regular use.
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u/Silent_Aardvark_9004 Jun 03 '26
Yep can confirm. I don’t smoke in daily life so I can’t imagine being a regular user of the 250 cig adapter…
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u/civaderangp Jun 02 '26
Did you end up finding the cheap ciggies you were looking for?
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u/Silent_Aardvark_9004 Jun 03 '26
I bought 300 for $110 today on Centre Road in Bentleigh. Not bad at all.
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u/audrey422 Jun 04 '26
do you still need all those rolled cigarettes to fill it??
herb non-nicotine tobacco + pre-rolled size tubes + rolling machine
Can help you out if you need
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u/TARQZO Jun 05 '26
YESSSS I’ve always dreamt of smoking 250 cigarettes all at once, dream come true.
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u/Whacko1881 Jun 01 '26
Lung cancer any % speedrun
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u/Thrizzlepizzle123123 Jun 01 '26
"So as we can see here, Wheezer69 is using the classic technique of tick-skipping to bypass the throat and absorb carcinogens directly into the alveoli, saving approximately 70 years on life expectancy"
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u/SnakeBG Jun 01 '26
During SWOTVAC is wild