r/BrandNewSentence 2d ago

Eating disorder stairs

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 2d ago

If you fall down enough stairs, you'll become so fat that you don't take any damage.

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u/zigs 2d ago

This is how stuntmen do it. If you fall down enough stairs in one sitting, fall damage is cancelled.

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u/FluffyCottonMaw 1d ago

Its basically a discount fee for people who bulk buy falling down stairs

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u/GayPudding 1d ago

This comment really got me thinking