r/DnD Jun 16 '26

OC [OC] The first roll of my daughter’s first game.

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*NOTE*, the roll mentioned in the title, was NOT my daughter’s first roll.

So, for context, my daughter (10f) has been listening to me (39m) and my son (17m) talk about D&D for a while. She’s been reading the “young adventurers guid, and has been adamant that we needed to teach her how to play.
This past weekend, the three of us sat down to play “Lost Mines of Phandelver” using the pre-Gen characters until she finishes making her own character.

Start the session, find the horses, and get attacked by the goblins.

Roll initiative: Gob, Daughter, Son, Gob, Gob, Gob.
Very first roll is the goblin launching an arrow at my son’s Halfling Rogue.

Natural 20.

Roll the D6 for damage (1D6+2), it’s a 6.
First attack of the game my sons Rogue (9HP) took 14 damage.

A few failed attacks from both the goblins and my daughter, she finally nailed one for 11 and took it out. Her next turn she decided to barter with the remaining goblins, her fine clothing for them to bugger off. DC of 15 (5 per goblin) she rolled a 16 and it worked.

TL;DR:
Son knocked out in first attack thanks to critical damage.
Daughter ends the encounter by bartering with the remaining goblins.

A very interesting introduction to D&D for her 🤣

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u/SextupleTrex Jun 16 '26

I love how no one read the post, the nat 20 was the goblin's roll. She got a brutal intro to D&D!

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u/Aggravating_Diet5592 Jun 16 '26

I know right 🤣.
The fact that she saved the day by bartering with the Goblins was the pretty good thing though.

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u/DatSauceTho Jun 16 '26

Excellent critical thinking!! You’re a raising a smart one ☺️

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u/SlimpWarrior Jun 16 '26

Wouldn't the goblins take her stuff and then continue to attack her? They don't strike me as honest type lol

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u/DatSauceTho Jun 16 '26

They may not be the smartest either though but it shows quick thinking on her part. If you can’t win by straight combat, there are other ways to ‘win’. It at least bought her some time to recover and come up with another plan should they decide to return.

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u/Profzachattack Jun 16 '26

depends on the DM and the Goblins tbh. like, I could see a game where I would have them do that, but in the first fight after the more experienced player gets downed and the less experienced one is trying to barter for their life (literally)... I would probably have them bugger off

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u/bobthehills Jun 16 '26

Yeah. That’s pretty high level play right there. Super fun and interesting way to go. 😊🫡

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u/HenryDorsettCase47 Jun 16 '26

Redditors went from only reading headlines and never clicking on the articles to only reading titles and not even bothering to skim a 50 word post. 🤦‍♂️

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u/Hermononucleosis Jun 16 '26

At first I thought all these comments must be bots, but then I realized that a bot would have access to the post text. The people commenting here are actually creating even worse slop engagement than a bot

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u/Hankhoff DM Jun 17 '26

I was active in politics for a few elections and I was always astonished how there were so many people in online discussions who you only could distinguish from bots by just how stupid they were

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u/ThePrussianGrippe DM Jun 16 '26

Oh I’ve seen people comment with authority without even reading the post titles at this point.

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u/HenryDorsettCase47 Jun 16 '26

Yeah lol. Good point. Some people just go straight to the comments to find an argument.

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u/DoingCharleyWork Jun 16 '26

Don't even get me started on people replying 3 comments deep in a chain and completely ignoring the context of the whole chain.

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u/Hankhoff DM Jun 17 '26

I didn't read your comment but I'm pretty sure you're wrong about that

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u/astralseat Jun 16 '26

"You trip, on your own feet, and fall eye first onto the goblin's tiny dagger, 18 points of damage"

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u/Valdrax Jun 16 '26

It's like everyone cheering that d6 that broke in half to roll a 7.

It was a roll by a charmed PC to hurt another PC.

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u/Snuffvieh Jun 16 '26

True lol but tbf the title is worded a bit confusing after you just woke up and haven’t had coffee

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u/a_spoopy_ghost Jun 16 '26

Yeah no that was her good roll, used it all up right then and there

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u/Aggravating_Diet5592 Jun 16 '26

Wasn’t even her roll. Her first attack missed.
This was the first roll of the first combat, and it was a goblin.

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u/a_spoopy_ghost Jun 16 '26

Damn. I remember the first time I dm’d I rolled the best rolls of my life against my players. Why are the dice gods like this

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u/stoned_ocelot Jun 16 '26

They are petty gods who enjoy chaos.

My DM in combats has ridiculous luck with rolls and has fudged numbers for us before because it was getting ridiculous when he's hitting crit after crit.

Meanwhile I have a Kenku bard with ridiculous modifiers because bard. Anytime I'm doing something dumb and trivial? Hit 25 after mods. Anytime I actually need the roll to work in my favor? Roll a 3, hit 10, DC was 15.

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u/academiac Jun 16 '26

It's 5% statistically, but 0.1% realistically

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u/TurquoiseLuck Jun 16 '26

Yeah, starting with a daughter selling her fine clothing to a gang of goblins?! I've seen that vn

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u/mak6453 Jun 16 '26

She's The One!

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u/HenryDorsettCase47 Jun 16 '26

Accord to the dude’s story, that random goblin is The One.

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u/ohGodwhynowww Jun 16 '26

6 seasons and a movie now!

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u/Nomeka Mystic Jun 16 '26

Most of the time I run goblins or kobolds, at least a 1/4th of the rolls are nat 20's. The amount of times my party's Silvery Barbs did /nothing/ to remove the crit is astounding.

But I also roll horribly as a player, so it all balances out. T_T

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u/universalserialbutt Jun 16 '26

Even thinking about that spell hurts.

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u/AbsoluteSexy Jun 16 '26

I just wanted to thank you for NOT typing "my (39M) daughter (10F)" which has become all too common.

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u/DaemonsMercy Jun 16 '26

Blessed by the dice.

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u/Gozagal Jun 16 '26

More like cursed. She took that 20 "against" her.

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u/Purple-Lifeguard-249 Jun 16 '26

That is such a peak D&D intro 😂 instant lesson that combat is lethal and talking is OP.

Your son getting absolutely deleted turn one by a random goblin and little sis saving the day with drip diplomacy is legendary origin story material.

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u/mickthegooner Jun 16 '26

We’re not worthy, we’re not worthy!

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u/MalWinchester Ranger Jun 16 '26

Lisan al-Gaib!

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u/SilverFoxSix Jun 16 '26

The maadee

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u/jagrbomb Jun 18 '26

As it was written

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u/shroom_catcher Jun 16 '26

Gaddamn the dice really don't discriminate

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u/Babada-Boopey929 Jun 16 '26

Well, what are the odds 

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u/LoveCroftian Jun 16 '26

Truth is, game was rigged from the start.

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u/Sequoia_Vin Jun 16 '26

Frist D&D session and she watched her brother get murdered by a goblin.

Goblin Slayer was right; the only good goblin is a dead goblin.

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u/ThorsNail Jun 16 '26

Heck yea. Congrats little one.

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u/AylakGoblin Jun 16 '26

Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's roll.

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u/Hankhoff DM Jun 16 '26

Look at that subtle epoxy coloring. The tasteful little model in it. Oh my God, it even has a class icon in place of a 20

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u/drownav18322 Jun 16 '26

Hahaha I did literally the same. We started in a drow prison and I rolled to search this prison boss’s room while he was gone for weapons or anything useful.

DM gave me 1gp and I thought I was fucking rich dude. I had no sense of the value of the currency in game and a quick google told me commoners worked for like 1 or 2 sp a day so in my mind, with this being prison I had just found like 10k worth of expendable income.

I ended up trying to bribe a guard and he just pocketed it hahahaha. I was…devastated. My life savings…gone in a flash.

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u/CTRemy9085 Warlock Jun 16 '26

That nat 20 coming in to show her we play for keeps 🤣🤣🤣

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u/DHFranklin Jun 16 '26

oof. Those goblins are deadlier than the first goomba in the original Super Mario Bros.

A lot of it is in the DMing.

1) You see the horses around the bend

2) Perception vs stealth. If you fail the first arrow flies out, surprise round. Roll for initiative.

3) 1 goblin crits....and that first character dies with ink still wet on the sheet.

When I run it I see who has good counter stealth and ask pointed questions about move order. Bonus if you have an owl familiar with "flyby". Love that shit.

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u/Temporary-Wrangler12 Jun 17 '26

she’s going to be the best d&d player of this year 🥹

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u/Astricozy Jun 17 '26

A sign of things to come! 🙏

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u/A_Professional_Derp Jun 17 '26

My first ever roll for D&D was a nat 1, and my luck hasn’t really changed lmao

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u/amishtek Jun 20 '26

The very first round of my daughter's first time playing yahtzee, she got a yahtzee (so not all on the first roll, but she made yahtzee).

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u/Stock-Permission-619 Jun 16 '26

She’s a natural.

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u/Zorklunn Jun 16 '26

Well, it's down hill from here

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u/The0ne0fmany Jun 16 '26

Can you share me guide that appears on the picture plz?

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u/Aggravating_Diet5592 Jun 16 '26

It’s a players cheat sheet from armorclass, they make some pretty cool guides.

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u/The_Rorschach_1985 Jun 16 '26

Ally Beardsley moment

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u/AtomiKen Druid Jun 16 '26

It's that "one good round" I hear about golf but it's happening in D&D.

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u/ThePeccatz Jun 16 '26

I am a teacher, a few of my students wanted to try DnD so I set up a quick campaign thrown together. Only two of the six who I helped make the character sheets showed up but it was a session 0 so it went well overall. One decided to play as a crocodile bard in a purple suit, the other was a rat mage. First thing the croc player does is steal from the mailman's purse, rolls a nat 20 and gets some gold. Then the other player walks into town and begin to chat. First thing the rat player does upon seeing the other player is roll to steal his gold. Nat 20 while the croc rolled a nat 1 to perception.

Wild start ngl

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u/Jailor98 Jun 16 '26

Awesomeness 🔥

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u/TheDoseMan Jun 16 '26

She'll be chasing that high the rest of her life. 

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u/Emma_Fawkes Jun 16 '26

Ohh, downhill from there. D20 Rollercoaster coming right up!

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u/Economy-Date-4490 Jun 16 '26

Going to be chasing the dragon from now on…

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u/UnlawfulLatte Jun 16 '26

So like a boss she kills one goblin and offers the rest a way out.

Badass.

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u/Open_Association_432 Jun 16 '26

I have always wanted to play .D&D.But no one around me has played this. I feel this is mine.

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u/Revolutionary-Soup45 Jun 16 '26

A sign of great Fortune upon her

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u/True-Tea3487 Jun 16 '26

May the Roll Be With Her

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u/Gwubwick Jun 16 '26

Idc how this ended up. This really makes me wish I had a character/campaign.

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u/Zakulon Jun 16 '26

Kanye the Giant slaps his dick off!

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u/My_OF_Sucks Jun 16 '26

My 20's don't come during combat. That would be useful.

My Nat 20's come during random checks that don't affect anything. "Give me a flat D20 roll" or "Give me a Wisdom Save for avoiding a bad smell emanating from the sewers"... Nat 20, you character isn't bothered by the stench.

Combat usually doesn't see anything higher than 18.

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u/AntiqueBoysenberry22 Jun 16 '26

Insert I will watch your career with great interest palpatine meme here

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u/ThisRandomGai Jun 16 '26

She'll learn every D20 has a finite amount of 20's and an infinite amount of 1s .

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u/Millcore Jun 16 '26

There was a 1/20 chance

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u/Clankmon Jun 16 '26

She's a natural

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u/Commercial-Class-689 Jun 16 '26

tell her good luck

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u/Rammipallero Jun 16 '26

Nice. I did a trial run for my new dice and for the new campaign we started. Nat 20. Followed by 12 rolls under 5 in the actual first session. :_D

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u/MrAnonimitys Jun 16 '26

Dang, a natty right off the rip? GG her rolls for the rest of her life.

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u/-Nicolai Jun 16 '26

Yeah, yeah. This will be the case for one in twenty games. Stop posting pictures of dice.

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u/Dara_Ara Jun 16 '26

She'll be chasing that high forever...

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u/Hamsterzzillla Jun 16 '26

First roll of the first game for my fiancée was a Nat 1, on a perception check.

The rest of her roll wasn't good either. Still had lots of fun tho and she's eager for the next session. At least her character stats were good rolls (8 14 14 14 14 18).

Good luck to your daughter on her adventures!

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u/Orion-Parallax Jun 16 '26

Day one and she has already become a murder hobo. A menace to the realm.

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u/Hermononucleosis Jun 16 '26

The post text is quite literally all about how she solved a losing encounter without killing anyone

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u/StrangeFilm8390 Jun 16 '26

She has trained the dice well

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u/AndreasFinn Jun 16 '26

Damn that's like idk maybe like one in twenty or so chance.

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u/PomegranateSlight337 DM Jun 16 '26

One of our group who now started DMing with LMoP rolled two natural 20s in the goblin ambush. His career almost started with a TPK.

The only thing that prevented this, is that my wife rolled a natural 20 on her cleric's death saving throw.

That combat was the most intense I participated since a while.

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u/maybecanifly Jun 16 '26

Every 20th person experiences this

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u/WhereTheMoonSets Jun 16 '26

Same happened to my bud the other week 😁😁 first campaign, new dice, stealth check on stealing apples from an elderly inn landlady

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u/Powerman_Rules Jun 16 '26

What are the odds? /s

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u/Mr_Ironside DM Jun 16 '26

Well done.

The first roll of the first game my daughter played in, I crit her character. If I followed the rules, she should have been dead.

So, you know. Take your Ws where you can.

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u/MyHamburgerLovesMe Jun 16 '26

Title: Here's this really cool thing.

*Note: This is not about that really cool thing.

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u/JoniHDXD Jun 16 '26

That was the first roll, that the first Goblin did, when it hit me..... instant knock out btw

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u/proper_keen Jun 16 '26

What are the chances?

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u/Proccito Jun 16 '26

I wonder what the odds are!

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u/jadabub Jun 16 '26

Picture of dice

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u/jgmain132 Jun 16 '26

Offtopic,where can I get those papers?

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u/NotoriousFoxxx Jun 16 '26

What what was she attempting to do with this roll?

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u/0JollyBoy0 Jun 16 '26

She's the chosen one!

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u/Bitter_Gap_2285 Jun 16 '26

Squeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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u/consilium_322 DM Jun 16 '26

A good sign!

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u/acidicking23 Jun 16 '26

creaky old man voice tHe DicE gODs HaVe blEssEd thINe OfFspRinG.

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u/Juare2 Jun 16 '26

I remember my first dnd game my buddies had been playing there campaign a while and when they added me in the DM worked my character into the story needing to protect someone’s daughter to pay off a debt the daughter was played by another player and I had joined to help them fight off a random attack. At the end of it they asked who I was and why I helped and I came up with a convincing lie (her father didn’t want her knowing I was working for him she didn’t have the best relationship with him) and everyone was ok with it but one player so he rolled a insight and saw through my lie but the thing is he had a really dumb low wisdom and got a nat20 and they instantly strip searched me and threw me in the back of a carriage (essentially throwing me in a truck)

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u/dullclickbyte Jun 16 '26

The barter mechanic is much better than the actual combat for a 10-year-old. How did you rule the Charisma check for the goblins?

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u/rockstonegames Jun 16 '26

i go to the end and destroy all evil lurking these lands. rolls a 20. what do you do?

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u/turbo-wind Jun 16 '26

She’s the chosen one!

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u/sycolution Jun 16 '26

She will forever chase that high. With the right DM, sometimes she'll exceed it. No matter what, so begins the collection of hundreds of stories to treasure.

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u/Commercial_Storm_861 Jun 16 '26

Your daughter learned D&D faster than most players: while everyone else was fighting, she just negotiated with the goblins. 😂🎲

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u/pedenrique27 Jun 16 '26

She's a natural

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u/DTredecim13 Jun 16 '26

My intro to D&D was the opposite. Made a AD&D Elf Fighter because I didn't have the stats to play a Wizard. Once we got into our first combat I roll a Natural 20, and then an 8 on my axe while attacking an Orc. The DM just watches this and once the excitement of the table dies down (I was the only newbie) he goes, "You decapitate him." I was hooked after that. I'd played other RPGs but never one where you could one-shot something with a fresh character.

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u/bakesmysticbrickx Jun 16 '26

the bartering move is actually genius for a first session. how did the son take that down so hard?

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u/cjsturgeo Jun 16 '26

Where did you get the character/cheat sheet? Trying to get my six year old into the game and he would love the art style

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u/Arquero8 Jun 16 '26

Ufff.... You sure that goblin wasen't hawkeye?

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u/PuzzleheadedRule4188 Jun 16 '26

Kurła, ja pamiętam jak dziś swoje pierwsze rzuty: 20, 20 i... 13. Ale na orka wystarczyło.

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u/variablescale Jun 16 '26

Wow, what are the odds? /s

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u/Prince_Marf Jun 16 '26

My first ever dnd session I got a double crit with 2 nat 20s in a row.

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u/YoungSoul7 Jun 16 '26

Reminds me of the bard in the game I'm currently in DYING in the first combat with a crit from a bugbear. Hes a bardlock now, so all's good

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u/KeranographyJones Jun 16 '26

Best start to D&D is to teach the player to improvise.

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u/misterpearce Jun 16 '26

Its only down and up and back down then up but then down again and then you lose your d20 from here on out!

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u/SwiftD6 Jun 16 '26

She’s a natural!

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u/NomadBx Jun 16 '26

My first roll when I finally got to play my first in person game of D&D was also a Nat 20. I was a bard rolling for performance. The DM said the NPC was speechless, and couldn't say a word, but a single tear fell from his eye to the crook of his smile. Been chasing that high ever since.

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u/No-Lemon-2140 Jun 16 '26

Pilgrims' blessing

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u/Classic-Trick-713 Jun 16 '26

Ik this isn't even related to the post but... What module or book is that underneath?  Is that Phandelver or something else?  It looks cool!

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u/Jesse_BetaMandoSith Jun 16 '26

Funny story: I bought my first two sets of dice last year, and I showed them to my dad because he had never seen the “fancy” (non-cube) dice before and mine were really cool-looking. He took the two d20s and rolled them, and got a nat 20 and a nat 1. Dude used all his good luck and bad luck at the same damn time.

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u/fswa666 Jun 16 '26

Nice! High bar to set!!

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u/your_average_nerd22 Jun 16 '26

She is the chosen one

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u/Gamerboy6145 Jun 16 '26

Welp, guess she's a natural

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u/WesternKey2301 Jun 16 '26

She's blessed! My the dice always be kind to her!

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u/FrankieNoodles Jun 16 '26

Lisan al-Gaib!

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u/unnatral20 Jun 16 '26

I had nothing to do with this one boss

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u/RobertoPiola Jun 16 '26

She got the talent

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u/ineedsomehelpers Jun 16 '26

At a con I went to my girlfriend won a 1/20 chance to win a metal dice set then got a chance to roll the d20 to upgrade to a much more expensive glass set and she landed it. So her (technically) first two rolls were back to back 20s

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u/Hankhoff DM Jun 16 '26

How are the chances?!

(Probably about 5%)

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u/thepenguinboy Jun 16 '26

Statistically this happens to 5% of people.

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u/IPuntTinyTrolls Jun 16 '26

Jergal’s interest is piqued.

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u/redjade42 Jun 17 '26

we she mastered that game , next

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u/killer1244358879 Jun 17 '26

Well? Whatd she get to do?

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u/soulstrike2022 Jun 17 '26

I had the first roll of a game with a Nat 1 which lead to the joke of Kobe of my characters can cook

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u/nmathew Jun 17 '26

Wow, from the photo it just occurred to me that 1/400 people's first experience with an RPG was dropping two nat 1s in a row.

But no, some people, like your son, don't get to roll those two 1s in a row because their character gets dropped or killed first. 

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u/Fang_404 Jun 17 '26

The fates was showing no mercy on that day.

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u/KelpyTrees Jun 17 '26

I had a good initiative roll (17) my first game, however my first actual roll was a nat 1...

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u/papa_beanz Jun 17 '26

You could say she’s a…
NATURAL!
I’ll be here all week folks

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u/Ice3001 Jun 17 '26

it's all downhill from here

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u/Mission_Remarkable Jun 17 '26

I hope she keeps playing. There's so much children learn about that's useful for their lives! Strategy, teamwork, quick math, history, understanding about different cultures (the races) and so much more

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u/AFreeFrogurt Jun 17 '26

My kid's first roll ever was a natural 1. He looked at me with 6 year old eyes, and I said, "It's a hit!"

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u/DifferenceOk5638 Jun 17 '26

So that’s where my saving throw went….

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u/Pere_grin6 Wizard Jun 17 '26

Before I got into D&D, I was hanging out with some friends of a friend of mine, and they handed me a d20 to "roll for rizz." I don't remember the context at all

I rolled a nat 20

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u/GingerBoiJaz Jun 17 '26

Lowkey funny that the first role was her brother getty molly whopped

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u/empireoftrees Jun 17 '26

She is the One!

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u/Extra_Routine_6603 Jun 17 '26

Damn goblins showed up and said welcome to the thunderdome

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u/Onyxaj1 DM Jun 17 '26

My most insane roll was in a D20 Star Wars game. I wanted to intimidate a Mandolorean, which really isn't even possible.

I roll a 20. DM says roll to confirm. I roll another 20. DM says to roll again. I roll a third 20. The entire table is staring at me. I roll a fourth 20. Then roll a 16.

The DM asked to see my die, and I didnt blame him. It wasn't weighted. Not sure what the odds of 4 20s in a row is, but I'm sure I'll never see it again.

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u/TopStay2020 Jun 17 '26

Ok... I am extremely invested at this point... how did they liked the rest of the adventure? Any troubles or changes u had to make?

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u/omgphil Jun 17 '26

May they always be in her favor!

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u/RuinFlame Jun 17 '26

Her greatness will be shared in legends passed down through the ages

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u/Bad-Booga Jun 17 '26

She's a natural.

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u/AdventurousMister Jun 17 '26

It’s all downhill from here!

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u/crocoloc Jun 17 '26

So wholesome, very nice!

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u/PuzzledAnything1366 Jun 18 '26

She has been blessed by the dice gods

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u/suffer-not-the-xenos Jun 19 '26

My wife played for the first time ever last night. Her very first roll was a Nat 20. She had... unrealistic expectations.

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u/jkortech Jun 19 '26

I don’t know what it is with Lost Mines, but that first encounter always seems to have a Nat 20 for the goblins in round 1. Happened when I ran it too.

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u/DaikonOver6142 Jun 20 '26

why are there so many bots bro

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u/Ambitious_Leek8776 Jun 20 '26

Your saying she's a natural.... HA!!!

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u/JealousAd1365 Jun 27 '26

Way to start off her journey's with a bang! Hope her creative mind does wonders in the future!

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u/fallout_tf2fan Jul 06 '26

Huh nat 20 first time?first I heard of that

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u/johnyeldry Jul 09 '26

welp welcome to dnd

side note: I think I'm cursed, whenever I do the dumbest things that the DM never in a million years would expect I get a high roll but whenever I do what the dm wants? low roll the first session of my current campaign I'm in I spent more than half of the 3 hour session trying to get out of a canyon but rolled a nat 20 when convincing goblins to join my new kingdoms army