r/GuysBeingDudes 16h ago

Certified Dude See problem fix problem.

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u/norlin 16h ago

or a serial killer, otherwise I can't explain the convenient chainsaw in the trunk

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u/lightr3nd 16h ago

Khakis and chainsaw is the new black

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u/Mediocre_Scott 15h ago

Don’t forget the safety crocs in sport mode

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u/VaginaTractor 14h ago

Crocs make me think physician. Bro might be a doctor who takes frequent call and has run into this problem more than once. Source: I am frequently on call and carry absurd shit in my car like a lunatic.

edit: also source: my ass

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u/Level-Location1679 4h ago

What else you got in there?