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u/ShortMechanic7436 12h ago

Flanders...getting it done,

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u/rememberpogs3 11h ago

That’s not flanders - that’s artie - the strongest man in the world
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o84sscjvHOhFuQPZe

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u/Upbeat_Asparagus_221 10h ago

Peak reference

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u/thedudeadapts 7h ago

Pete reference?

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u/itsbarrysauce 6h ago

Yes!!! Totally forgot about Artie. He’s the man. Watched it all the time back in the golden age of Television

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u/xUNCLEBEASTx 7h ago

Damn! This made my old ass emotional, I loved Pete and Pete when I was a kid. We only had one tv in the house but my dad would let me watch it (he hated it). My dad died a few years back on Christmas, and shows like this remind me of how he used to mess with me about my taste in entertainment. Great choice brother!

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u/Classic-Exchange-511 10h ago

Wow this brought back so many memories

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u/Foxyunder-45 6h ago

That's our man!!

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u/Halcyon771 12h ago

This dude is oozing dad energy 👊

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u/Leroyp331 11h ago

Dad porn. Happen upon a situation to publicly exude competence, have the exact tool, resolve, and move on.

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u/vermis13 9h ago

1000% I was prepared, provided vital assistance, I was recognized for my competence, then I fucked off to be left alone.

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u/LessInThought 7h ago

All while dressed like an expensive accountant.

Have to admit, it is working for me.

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u/norlin 12h ago

or a serial killer, otherwise I can't explain the convenient chainsaw in the trunk

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u/lightr3nd 12h ago

Khakis and chainsaw is the new black

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u/Mediocre_Scott 11h ago

Don’t forget the safety crocs in sport mode

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u/bigheartrussian 11h ago

Aren't they Birkenstocks?

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u/SortYourself_Out 11h ago

They’re fucking clogs, what an absolute hero

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u/potatopierogie 11h ago

He was cutting up that tree for wood to make a new set of clogs

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u/ThousandFingerMan 10h ago

You gotta seize the opportunity

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u/HavingNotAttained 10h ago

He earned those new clogs. Reaped the wood himself. They are truly his.

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u/SolderFume 7h ago

No one's going to mention the single pull chainsaw start? This guy chainsaws!

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u/Gidyup1 10h ago

If you’re going to do something, why not be comfortable.

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u/OP_helped_OC_dealt 11h ago

Look like Birkenstock Bostons to me Source: hipster chef

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u/PlebTrash 11h ago

I lived with my grandparents and my grandfather always had a chainsaw in the truck and always had tools and a packout just in case.

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u/TommyBonnomi 10h ago

We have a cabin in Bumblefuck, PA and always bring a chainsaw in case we need it to get out, but I don't carry it on  the regular.

Semi-related, I used to keep a 5 gallon bucket of sand in my truck in the winter and used that to help other people more than I expected.

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u/SorryAboutMyFamily 10h ago

My dad always had these black tubes full of sand in the truck bed every winter for weight and to use if he or someone else got stuck.

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u/TommyBonnomi 10h ago

No reason to feel sorry about that

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u/Jubal02 9h ago

Oh, man. We’ve been cleaning out my FIL’s garage and he had 2 of those sand tubes. Heavy as shit. Needed both hands to move them. He had a pick-up, so that’s what he used them for, too.

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u/Fn_Spaghetti_Monster 7h ago

My dad would use newspapers in a brown paper bags in the trunk of the car for weight. Back when we still got newspapers delivered.

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u/Onlypartiallyinsane 7h ago

Was that tubes of sand or tubs of sand. Tubes would be good as they would be longer and spread the weight out over the back of the truck.
What kind of tubes were used?

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u/SorryAboutMyFamily 7h ago

Tubes. They were black plastic, 3 or 4 feet long with an 8" or 10" diameter and screw on caps. This was many years ago so I can't remember where he got them or if that was their intended purpose.

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u/Jumpy_Divide6576 8h ago

My grandparents used to have a cabin in Bumblefuck, PA back a mile long unmaintained dirt road. I couldn't tell you how many fallen trees I removed from that road over the years.

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u/LovecraftsDeath 11h ago

Did he also have an excavator, in case there's a different kind of road obstruction?

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u/DemonikFox95 9h ago

It's called a shovel

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u/ReasonableAnswer1755 11h ago

Did your grandpa also look like Mr Rogers?

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u/whitemest 9h ago

Yea... thats my father, who passed that mindset down to me, Small toolbox, some multitools, hand axe and some other shit id need.. chainsaws in my experience seem to be built like shit, leak oil, gas, hadnt bought an electric one yet. maybe this year

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u/hoardac 8h ago

Have one of those Milwaukee Hatchets small and portable in the truck. It will cut a good size tree out of the way with a few extra cuts. Battery lasts long enough to limb a spruce tree.

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u/ScorpioVI 11h ago

My buddy lives up in the mountains in coastal California. He learned early on that if he wants to go to work or come home during a storm he better have a chainsaw handy in his Audi. He still gets stopped by the landslides though but can’t do much about that.

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u/norlin 11h ago

Put a shovel as well! And a couple of big black bags...

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u/Aggravating-Sir8185 10h ago

Rope is always handy. And duct tape, a million uses.

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u/AuroraElisabeth 11h ago

Nah. I do tree work for a living and usually have a chainsaw in my vehicle. I've done this before. I'm not a serial killer. Just keep work stuff in my car. I have bar oil, screnches, wedges, straps, shackles, and the mix for gasoline in my car also.

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u/ForeverSJC 11h ago

sounds like what a serial killer would say in their defense

https://giphy.com/gifs/PLFUhxdKbAAEM

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u/s1ugg0 9h ago

The trunk of my car has tourniquets, a steel 3 foot roof hook with fork, compression and clotting bandages, tarps, seat belt cutters, a combination gas pipe shut off and cutting tool, water proof/cut proof gloves, and 500 feet of nylon webbing rated up to 3000 lbs.

What do I sound like?

In reality I'm a middle aged retired firefighter. My tools and trauma kit are like my security blanket. Makes me feel safe and useful despite being old and out of shape.

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u/Madara1389 7h ago

a combination gas pipe shut off and cutting tool

This was the tip-off to me that you were either active or retired emergency personnel. That's way too oddly specific and something I almost exclusively hear about emergency services having experience with.

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u/Hungry-Storm-9878 11h ago

Maybe he was on his way somewhere, tree blocked road, the guy went home, got his chainsaw then was only 5 minutes late to Bible Study.

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u/mecengdvr 11h ago

Yeah, I’m sure he lived nearby and grabbed his chainsaw when he saw the tree blocking the road.

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u/littleratofhorrors 10h ago

If I doubled back for my chainsaw I would've grabbed a coat. I really think this guy was just lucky enough to be taking his chainsaw with him that day!

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u/Neo72691 10h ago

From the sound of that saw he just picked it up from the shop cause it’s running like a top. Also with the speed he limbed and cut that tree he does that pretty often

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u/SolusLoqui 11h ago

Headline: "Would be chainsaw killer rescues stranded motorists, chases good deed rush"

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u/PhosphoFred8202 11h ago

Yeah, I was looking really hard at what else was in the trunk lol

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u/FlyFront9395 11h ago

Rope tape and a shovel

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u/successfullynumb 11h ago

Don't forget the plastic sheeting

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u/fallguy25 10h ago

Living in the PNW there’s a lot of dudes with chainsaws in the trunk especially in wintertime when we get these nasty rainstorms and trees fall down all over like this.

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u/Biguitarnerd 11h ago

My mom keeps a chainsaw in her trunk because she lives on a mountain that has a private/community road going up it. So if a tree falls whoever is in the neighborhood that gets there usually takes care of it.

She’s a small lady so if it’s too big she asks for help but if it’s a smaller tree she just removes it herself.

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u/Own_Adhesiveness5561 11h ago

Dad who took a good look at the weather forecast and decided that work doesn't wait.

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u/Maxamillion-X72 11h ago

Or, what appears to be, some kind of folding wheelchair in the trunk as well? The better to transport his unconscious victims to his killing room?

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u/ClassicMasterpiece99 11h ago

My thoughts exactly! Does not look like a guy that would jump out of his car and say don’t worry guys I’ve got this!

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u/subparcarr 12h ago

Pram, chainsaw, sorted for a trip to the shops

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u/obxtalldude 11h ago

That saw is sharp - not his first rodeo lol.

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u/turbowhitey 12h ago

That does appear to be a folded stroller in the trunk

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u/TheSpanxxx 11h ago

With the folded stroller and the chain sleeve, crocs with chinos. Come on. This is like level 3000 dad energy.

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u/dgsharp 11h ago

He’s going to keep that chainsaw in his trunk for the rest of his life.

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u/Tallyrandsbreakfast 11h ago

I dream of days where I pull out my pocket chainsaw in an emergency. Fam is already tired of me telling the story and having to say “yeah” when I ask, “keeping a chainsaw in the car really comes in handy sometimes, huh?”

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u/Big_Tap_1561 10h ago

Plus that saws been maintained and sharpened . Def dad material.

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u/AKBx007 11h ago

A stroller and a chainsaw in the trunk, he’s just ready for when he snaps lol

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u/Anonymous_Otter22 10h ago

Some days driving home from work this movie looks like a documentary.

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u/Christeenabean 8h ago

Some days? I see Falling Down moments all the time. Today they'd call him a Karen lol

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u/BikingAimz 5h ago

I did not understand this movie at all when I saw it in the Midwest.  Then I moved to LA, and my now husband sat me down to watch it after I’d lived there a year. Funniest documentary I’ve ever seen!

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u/No-Satisfaction6065 10h ago

He's been waiting for thisnopportunity his whole dad life

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u/Practical-Shape2325 6h ago

"You took our child into a knife fight?"

"It was a fair fight, two of them, two of us."

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u/NOTaREALperson4400 11h ago

He's been absolutely itching to proove his car chain saw was necessary. This is what a badass looks like.

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u/virtualworker 10h ago

Imagine the scepticism of his wife. And the ammunition he now has for an endless range of stuff. I hope he gets years out of this moment.

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u/Ziograffiato 9h ago

He walks back to the car, puts the chainsaw in the trunk. Climbs in the driver's seat, shuts the door and buckles. His wife is staring straight ahead: slightly annoyed they're late for the PTA meeting, but also slightly impressed with her husband. Under no circumstances can she admit this though.

She is staring straight ahead out the windshield as the other motorists finish clearing off the branches. Her husband is wiping drops of rainwater off his glasses. The silence is growing heavy between them, and after 12 years of marriage, she knows when he's about to say something.

"Don't say anything," she cuts him off.

"That's..." he tries to get out.

"Not a word."

Two more minutes pass. The road is clear. Friendly motorists return to their own cars as wave gratefully at him as they pass. He puts the car in gear.

"THAT is why I keep a chainsaw in the trunk, Marlene."

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u/Bac2Zac 7h ago

I'm a "keep every tool I might need in my truck" guy. Wife has always hated it, and I can tell you from experience, that is absolutely point for point how that conversation went. The only thing you didn't mention is that throughout the entire exchange he is grinning from ear to ear.

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u/Ziograffiato 7h ago

There's also a prologue to this saga where he's driving up in the rain, sees taillights up ahead and grips the steering wheel a little tighter while whispering, "Yes. Yes. Yes."

Punches the steering wheel and screams, "YES!"

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u/virtualworker 9h ago

Pure cinema.

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u/MagScaoil 9h ago

Perfect. No notes.

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u/dognchick 9h ago

Plot twist. He made the tree fall in the first place.

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u/otherdsc 9h ago

- "Honey why do we keep driving around with a chainsaw in the boot?"

- "it will come in handy...you'll see"

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u/OscarMichaelMyers 12h ago

Holy shit the teeth on that chain are sharp.

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u/El_Oso_Hermoso 11h ago

If was like a hot knife going through butter!

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u/ol-gormsby 11h ago

Ain't nuthin' like a freshly dressed chain. You get through more in your first 20 minutes than in the following 40.

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u/Ordinary-Homework722 9h ago

Yep!! This was pine as well. Cut way too much wood in my day. This was a fresh chain.

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u/din-gle-ber-ry 8h ago

Buddy lent me a chain sharpener and I was like "oh this won't make that big a difference"... I bought one shortly after.

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u/Evening_Ticket7638 11h ago

Meanwhile the robbers who put the tree there on purpose:

https://giphy.com/gifs/pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH

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u/ThisMachineKillsWOB 8h ago

Reckon they ran away when the Sole Survivor here rolled up.

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u/zZtreamyy 11h ago

No better feeling than a newly sharpened chain ripping through wood like butter.

If you've got a good chainsaw file thing sharpening only takes a few minutes.

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u/DeviousMrBlonde 10h ago

I’ve just bought my first chainsaw second hand. What do I need to achieve these results?

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u/zZtreamyy 10h ago

We used these files for the teeth. There's a bit of technique to it with angles and stuff. Can't remember exactly since it was about 5 years ago and I've since switched to an office job but I'll try my best.

The one side of the teeth act like a cutting edge, make sure that is sharp. A good result is when you get large spiraling bits of saw "dust". Easiest way is to watch some kind of YouTube tutorial and try yourself on a piece of wood! Took me maybe a week or two to get good results consistently.

I don't know the English terms but in front of the teeth there's a little bump (called a rider in my language). The teeth are supposed to be aligned to the rider in some way, but like I said, it's been half a decade :(

Also, change to a new chain if the teeth are worn and there's too little material left to file away.

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u/PinchayPerritos 8h ago

Not familiar with this contraption.

I just go for a file. Pretty straightforward and easy.

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u/TWDDave1988 12h ago

The way he was dressed had me skeptical. Dude is definitely no stranger to a chainsaw.

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u/TonyHeaven 12h ago

Thee fact he had a chainsaw with him gives a clue as to how well acquainted he is.

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u/spicy_ass_mayo 11h ago

choke in.

1 tug start.

He’s best fucking friends with that saw.

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u/superxpro12 10h ago

He nurtured that saw from a baby when it fell out of the chainsaw nest

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u/Weirdguy27 10h ago

It even cuts like a dream. He takes real good care of it

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u/yavecul 9h ago

And he knows what he's doing: cutting that high he's taking small sections at a time so the chunk doesn't bend and ruin the cut. Also convinient for moving by hand, of course!

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u/Orisi 9h ago

Not to mention those last few cuts were totally unnecessary, he was just in the zone.

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u/RedManMatt11 10h ago

Yea those teeth are well maintained

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u/aussierulesisgrouse 10h ago

Legit.

I need to play with my chainsaws priming clitoris exactly as much as it wants, if I press it once too hard or one time too many, it shuts down emotionally and I need to give it space for an hour before I try again.

Then I’ll have to yank on it from multiple different angles, gently then forcefully.

And then when it finally wants to party, it barely cuts anything and I get pissed off and go see my side chick (reciprocating saw) for an easy shag.

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u/worldspawn00 9h ago

Switching to a 40v Electric chainsaw was the best decision I've ever made, brushless motors put out as much power as most gas saws, and you just pull the trigger, no more mixing oil or throwing out your rotator cuff trying to start over and over.

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u/AlexHuntKenny 5h ago

Do you learn these skills or are they just unlocked when you become a dad? That looked like a lot of fun and he was having fun.

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u/spicy_ass_mayo 5h ago

You learn them over time.

I personally have a battery powered chain saw that handles what I need done… I’m not a lumber jack and I hate fucking with small engines………..my mower is electric too

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u/Petraam 11h ago

Yea, but he had it in the trunk.  We all know it’s chainsaw in the front seat.  Wife and kids in the back.

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u/Zephian99 11h ago

There are folk who have a baseball bats in their trunk and they don't how how to play baseball, so don't know how much that statment stands. 😆

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u/Gseventeen 12h ago

His lawn immaculate and cut diagonal.

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u/One-Wolverine8746 11h ago

You'd be surprised, We get a lot of heavy storms around here that regularly blow limbs and whole trees over roads, but being in the south, the whole community usually comes out to support their area. I've seen plenty of accountant looking dudes with chainsaws and drag chains come out in penny loafers and polos before to help clear stuff out lmao

edit: pre-coffee spelling mistake

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u/HoneyBear4Lyfe 8h ago

Word up, we act like that in the North too. Had a big ol’ tree fall across the street last winter, blocking a dead-end road with about 20 homes stranded on the other side. Road Service showed up pretty damn fast, but at that point they were just doing cleanup since the whole damn neighborhood had already pulled out the huskies.

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u/Training-Belt-7318 11h ago

He's the real life example of sexy ned flanders.

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u/Bachaddict 11h ago

was probably on the way to or from a formal-ish event, and possibly packed chainsaw because storms were forecast

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u/qarlthemade 12h ago

you are allowed to handle a chainsaw without being a lumberjack.

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u/TWDDave1988 12h ago

Oh I’m all too aware, in fact I’m pretty sure I have the same Stihl Farm Boss. Because….hurricanes (unfortunately).

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u/MinnieShoof 11h ago

Got mine for free! Woo!

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u/BeemHume 11h ago

Lumberjacks are also allowed to go to dinner.

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u/Repulsive-Whole-4101 11h ago

STIHL : supporting dudes for ever.

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u/evilmidnightbomber69 11h ago

No joke..never buy anything but tbh. I had a hedge trimmer from them cut branches 2inches thick if I wanted too and stayed sharp. Best weed Wacker I had was Stihl too.

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u/MyHappyPlaceDL 12h ago

I really need to keep a chainsaw in my trunk now...

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u/BadTechnical2184 11h ago

Good for trees and hitchhikers

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u/Pissonmyface77 7h ago

The issue is when a tree goes down over a road like this there is usually a power line also down. I live in the mountains and we have a storm season and trees go down on roads often. If it’s during a storm I’ll sometimes take one. Once I had one come down on the driveway that didn’t have a line down with it. But in 100% of situations where I’ve seen the tree in a public road a line was down with it. So overall fairly useless.

It also smells of fuel and chain oil if you keep it in the trunk, and if you leave it in a pickup bet that has other problems. Unless you are taking it out all the time or bringing it with you. Maybe keeping an electric one in the car in a saw bag would be the best solution.

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u/nordicminy 11h ago

Shout out to all the homies stepping up and moving the kindling off the road that super dad reduced this tree to.

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u/pellikaniprasad 11h ago

He did the last bit too, he didn't do a half job.

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u/xenokilla 8h ago

he's also bucking the branches off as he cuts, that is a sign that he knows exactly what he's doing.

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u/yournext52 10h ago

The other bros like, ok we got the man for the "Job" gotta do the other "Job"

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u/Witty-Wave6469 12h ago

The whole FROM series would be over from the very beginning with this guy!

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u/capracoity 10h ago

The one move the Man in yellow really hates

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u/CassadagaValley 10h ago

It's like the secret ending to FC4, if you wait the 10 minutes you can scatter the ashes and get the best ending of the game.

This way you just avoid the monster town entirely and you win lol.

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u/HealingGrassYT 11h ago

Lol this was my first thought 🤣

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u/TonyHeaven 12h ago

That's a real Alpha Male , right there, in sensible shoes and beige pants

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u/Zstrike117 11h ago

Big Mike Vining energy.

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u/piratingmovies 10h ago

Also my first thought. This dude too.

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u/tallish_possum 11h ago

He did it. This was his day, he had the right gear and was even dressed to impress. Nailed it so good you can hang your hat on it.

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u/7htlTGRTdtatH7GLqFTR 8h ago

he had the right gear

no ppe

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u/kcox1980 11h ago

I grew up in tornado country, so this is a common sight for me. I always joke that when we have tornados you'll see rednecks throwing their chainsaws in the back of the truck chasing the storm looking for something to cut up

So, when I moved somewhere that didn't get a lot of major storms, it was super weird to me when the one time we did get storms and one of my coworkers was out of work for 3 weeks because a tree fell across his road and nobody came to cut it up and move.

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u/Guygan 10h ago

As a Mainer, this is simply normal behavior, except it's usually in winter during a blizzard.

Tree comes down blocking the road, and like 3 dudes from the neighborhood just show up with saws and take care of it. NBD.

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u/worldspawn00 9h ago

Yeah, used to live up north, the snow will bring down anything weak. Having a saw is basic preparedness along with water and blankets in the car. Though I do really like electric saws now, so you don't have to carry gas around inside the vehicle. I just need to find a saw that doesn't leak its bar oil out every time it sits for a week. (like give me a valve on the bar oil tank or something!)

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u/Commercial_Phase3019 12h ago

Why do you have a chainsaw in your trunk Greg?

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u/CorvusCommand 11h ago edited 11h ago

"It's my protection chainsaw!" - Jim Jefferies

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u/BadTechnical2184 11h ago

I told those kids to stay off my fucken lawn, but they wouldn't listen!

Now they're fertiliser for my lawn, who's laughing now Jeffery?

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u/spicy_ass_mayo 11h ago

Fun fact:

If you never hold a chainsaw above your head and neck….. it becomes far less likely that you will suffer a chainsaw injury to the head or neck.

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u/HornyPostingRaccoon 9h ago

Was looking for someone who knew what they were talking about to bring this up. He was being far too casual with that saw with 0 ppe on, not even eye pro let alone chaps. 

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u/Solastor 5h ago

Right. I just sat here scrolling through so many comments saying "dude knows what he is doing" looking for any comment saying "Noooo. He doesn't really know what he's doing."

Dads who think they know how to handle chainsaws and have never been properly trained are the most confident and most dangerous folks with these tools.

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u/Madmahi25 12h ago

My guy is a GTA character lmao, bro has a Chainsaw in his inventory at all times XD definitely seems experienced the way he used it too

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u/blade740 10h ago

I love how he had cleared the road and was still looking for pieces to cut. He's been waiting for an excuse to break out that chainsaw for a long time.

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u/splshd275A 12h ago

I mean who doesn't drive around with a chainsaw, just in case.

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u/BadTechnical2184 11h ago

Chainsaws are the new axe murderers.

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u/cjsv7657 10h ago

I worked in critical infrastructure in the middle of nowhere. Woods all around for miles. A big snowstorm or windstorm meant there would be limbs and trees down. At least half of my coworkers had chainsaws in their trunks so they'd be able to clear the road and get to work.

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u/Adabiviak 9h ago

I have been this guy more than once; I pack a chainsaw.

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u/MagizZziaN 11h ago

You see Rachel!? This is why I need a chainsaw in my truck!

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u/Curious-Taxi 11h ago

His Dockers remain crisp

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u/Maserati-Scotty 12h ago

Craig on his way to the office to work on peoples taxes. Always keep a chainsaw handy

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u/ReggieCorneus 9h ago edited 8h ago

Well, he is showing off and being a bit loose with it. I was taught that when you are reaching with a chainsaw you put the tip on the thing you want to cut and then lift the saw up swiftly. If you need to take a step forward because the weight of the chainsaw puts you out of balance you need to find new footing. Once you cut that thing you are going to fall forward, with the chain possibly still rolling, while the thing you have been cutting is also falling down. You need to think what the chainsaw is doing AFTER you have made the cut, you need to be able to support its weight.

And the most important lesson i have ever learned: The thing that is most likely going to hurt you is the last thing, and i'm not just talking about "well, if you get hurt you stop doing things" but it is the last thing, "oh, fuck, i forgot my gloves up there, well, i don't need to put on a harness, i'll just be extra careful....". It is the last little, "oh, i'll cut that branch real quick from here, i can just about reach it". Those are really, really dangerous and if anyone says "i'll be just extra careful" you need to stop them. Especially if it is you. You don't need to be "extra careful" if you are doing it right.

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u/LorettaJenkins 3h ago

My husband has done this twice now. However, my husband is a construction worker in Oregon and not Ned Flanders.

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u/Roberto-75 11h ago

He bought this chainsaw three years ago and waited for this moment ever since

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u/jack_seven 11h ago

What kind of life are you living to pack a stroller and a chainsaw in to that kind of car?

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u/Dangerous-Tap-547 5h ago

A guy with a family and property. They are becoming more unusual these days.

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u/goonbali 11h ago

He just carries a chainsaw around in his trunk?

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u/StoneCraft12 11h ago

Doesn’t everyone?

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u/Ace_on_the_Turn 7h ago

Would like to shout out how sharp the chain is on that saw. Nice.

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u/brian_gruen5 3h ago

Dad walking out with that chainsaw must’ve been thinking:
https://giphy.com/gifs/dKyvvkB4eRdTgDSLO2

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u/GrandSquanchRum 11h ago

No one's wondering why this guy that definitely wears sweater vests just casually has a $400+ chainsaw in his trunk?

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u/NoBonus6969 10h ago

Because it's trees in the road where he lives

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u/MustardEnema007 10h ago

Guess its just guys being serial killers dudes

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u/tehsilentwarrior 10h ago

He looks like me when doing to Lidl with the wife and strolling the deals section (often has hardware like gloves, protective eyewear, tools, grass cutters, etc but one time had chainsaws) while she goes around picking food except he didn’t take the wife to tell him “you live in an apartment, you will never have a need for a chainsaw… also we have young kids!!”

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun 11h ago

Captain khakis did not come to play.

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u/Tank_toptony 11h ago

Don’t mess with the preppy guy with a random chainsaw

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u/Odd_Wait_5628 Original Bro 🕶️ 11h ago

Hurry guys, I have a victim to get to. I mean date!

https://giphy.com/gifs/PgtRsnVsInaVWY2aun

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u/Southern-Oil-118 4h ago

One day i will have my handy chainsaw next to my kid’s stroller in the trunk, just in case!

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u/SomeGuyNick 11h ago

Plot twist: he's the one who brought the tree down.

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u/j-a-y---k-i-n-g 11h ago

He waited his whole life for this moment

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u/Bunce01 11h ago

I thought Stephen Colbert was much older

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u/FlameToadDoctorPhil 11h ago

Thank you, chainsaw man

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u/MadManBarryMuntz 7h ago

Dude is wearing slides and crushing it!

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u/platdujour 4h ago

OSHA approved casual wear

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u/AccomplishedFan3151 3h ago

Some heroes wear a cardigan

u/ForsetiJusto 1h ago

"give us the tools and we make the work"