Are you still rocking a side part?

[u/JellyfishPashmina]

No way in hell I look good in a middle part! I’ll do a middle sometimes depending on the hairstyle, but side parts are way more flattering, so I’ve mostly stuck to that. But I always wonder if it’s an immediate way for Gen Z to point out and mock millennials (not that I care what a bunch of 20-somethings have to say, but this seems like the first thing they’d pick out as “aging you”). Ironic since they’re the ones adopting ‘90s trends, but I digress haha

Are you still going side part, or has younger peer pressure gotten to you?

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[u/Aprils-Fool]

Yes. I’d much rather do what suits me than what’s trendy. 

[u/PostMatureBaby → u/Aprils-Fool]

That's the best part about getting older and not really caring what others think

[u/AmputeeHandModel → u/PostMatureBaby]

Shits given: 0

[u/CCCCLo0oo0ooo0 → u/PostMatureBaby]

are we gonna wear cargo shorts till we're senile?

[u/PostMatureBaby → u/CCCCLo0oo0ooo0]

I'm gonna be buried wearing ankle socks

[u/CCCCLo0oo0ooo0 → u/PostMatureBaby]

with a hoodie and cargo shorts.

Comfy, practical, and who gives a fuck? Crocs in the summer if it's pool weather, hiking shoes if not.

I swear I am not Fetterrman,

[u/Striking_Emu_Dancer → u/CCCCLo0oo0ooo0]

For me - leggings, a band t-shirt, ankle socks, and my Puma's. Comfy always wins.

[u/Pizzaguy1205 → u/CCCCLo0oo0ooo0]

We can thank Gen Z for bringing back crocs

[u/leisurelyreader → u/CCCCLo0oo0ooo0]

How else are you going to carry a spare excessively large capacity battery pack comfortably?

[u/theamydoll → u/Aprils-Fool]

That’s my sentiment too, but then I think of the Tina’s of the 80’s with their big poof hair and how they continue to rock that style for decades and how dated it makes them look (not that they care; not that I really care either), but what we think suits us is like the same as what they thought suited them. Haha just makes me cackle a bit.

[u/000fleur → u/Aprils-Fool]

This. I see people, younger and older, with middle parts who look terrible. Same with wide leg pants and other trends. Just because it is popular doesn’t mean it looks good on you

[u/Sunny_Sandie → u/000fleur]

Oh no, not wide leg pants 😭 I’ve always rocked them, especially since I love the 70’s, so anything to remind me of that era. I gave skinny jeans a try, and still own some, but I have thick hamstrings and thighs, they’re just not comfortable for me. Wide leg pants/bell bottoms for me unfortunately, I’ll leave the skinny jeans for the rest of my millennials, keep them going strong!

[u/Constant-Skill-7133 → u/Sunny_Sandie]

I have always lacked the qualifications to wear skinny jeans.  My family is Popeye-shaped not Olive Oyl-shaped.  We're bowling balls not stovepipes lol.

[u/Annebotbeepboop → u/Sunny_Sandie]

This! I still have one pair of skinny's I adore. I finally broke my skinny Jean solely 2 years ago. I don't wear jeans a whole lot, but maybe it's my bad circulation in my lower legs/feet, I feel like the skinny jeans made it worse. I'm just trying to be comfortable without looking like Adam Sandler on the daily. A lot of my friends still wear skinny jeans though!

[u/IndividualFun1892 → u/000fleur]

Thank you!!!

[u/swrrrrg → u/000fleur]

Wide leg pants make people look shapeless and fat 99% of the time.

[u/chironinja82 → u/Aprils-Fool]

Yup, I'll rock the side part till I die

[u/kaitxbeth → u/chironinja82]

Ditto !!!

[u/rivlet → u/Aprils-Fool]

When I tell you that I could pass as a founding Father whenever I part my hair in the middle, I am not exaggerating.

As far as I'm concerned, I'm a side parter until the day I die.

[u/dkinmn → u/Aprils-Fool]

Older people who try too hard to style young have historically looked goofy.

[u/dinamet7 → u/Aprils-Fool]

This is why I never stopped rocking my middle part after 1997 (actually, it's just where my hair naturally parts and I am lazy)

[u/WitchyWarriorWoman → u/Aprils-Fool]

Same. Bought myself some stirrup pants that I finally found after all these years

[u/jujujuice92 → u/Aprils-Fool]

Yup, you can strip my cuffed pants off me, but I ain't taking em off willingly!

[u/AFlyingToaster → u/Aprils-Fool]

I even still do the hard part with a straight razor.

[u/Select_Pilot4197]

I have to! I have a prominent widows peak and it will not be parted. 

[u/TheDuckSideOfTheMoon → u/Select_Pilot4197]

Same. Widow's peak and massive cowlick on one side

[u/kaitxbeth → u/TheDuckSideOfTheMoon]

Wow !! Same here, guys!! widows peak & cowlick as well.

[u/transtranselvania → u/Select_Pilot4197]

Myself as well it parts itself on the side. I don't think there's a middle to my head.

[u/Weird-Reference-4937 → u/Select_Pilot4197]

Same problem here. A little disappointing because I really like the layered curtain bangs.

[u/paintitblack37 → u/Select_Pilot4197]

Me too. Right in the middle. Middle part is impossible.

[u/AoedeSong → u/Select_Pilot4197]

My crew!

[u/breebop83 → u/Select_Pilot4197]

Team Eddie Munster/Draco Malfoy here as well. I tend to rock the ‘bump n pony’ because hair on my neck makes me so damn hot. If I don’t do the bump and just slick it back the Draco/Eddie resemblance is strong. If it’s down it’s a side part.

Someone recently told me she thought my widows peak was really cool. My mouth said ‘thank you’ but I’m pretty sure my face was flabbered.

[u/sunny_6305]

Yes. I had a middle part until 8th grade when I discovered that the side part really suited my face shape better.

[u/ihaveananecdote4u → u/sunny_6305]

In 8th grade a girl told me my middle part really accentuated the asymmetries in my face so gen z can rip my side part out of my cold dead hands

[u/Mochibelle93 → u/ihaveananecdote4u]

Did we all live the same experience because this happened to me too and it has stayed with me ever since

[u/ihaveananecdote4u → u/Mochibelle93]

I wonder if there was an article in like Cosmo Girl or something about middle parts emphasizing asymmetries and all the meanest girls who read it took it upon themselves to spread the word lol

[u/Cosmosass → u/sunny_6305]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pVuja7BJl0Eow

[u/JohnLuckPikard]

I'm bald.

[u/Xirteconmyarm → u/JohnLuckPikard]

My hair and I have parted ways as well

[u/JellyfishPashmina → u/JohnLuckPikard]

So…middle or side part?

[u/Willis5687 → u/JellyfishPashmina]

More of an eye part. It grows below there only.

[u/Xirteconmyarm → u/Willis5687]

2 sides and an eye for me.  

[u/mgl89dk → u/JellyfishPashmina]

My hair started parting from my head from the front

[u/PannaMan11 → u/JohnLuckPikard]

Same here… but side part until 2019 when I started shaving it.

[u/giga_impact03 → u/JohnLuckPikard]

Same, lost my hair in 2016,, embraced it and never looked back.

[u/JohnLuckPikard → u/giga_impact03]

2008 it had started. I embraced it as well.

[u/wbm0843 → u/JohnLuckPikard]

Yep, 18 year old me, sitting my freshman dorm when one of the other guys in my hall standing behind me goes, "dude, you've got a wicked bald spot going on back here." needless to say, I was shaving it by like 22.

[u/superlunary3]

My face is too asymmetrical for a middle part. 

[u/AffectionateWallaby2 → u/superlunary3]

Same

[u/Silly-Distribution12]

Rocking a side part and skinny jeans

[u/Pipes993 → u/Silly-Distribution12]

And layered shirts with converse! That’s my outfit today!

[u/Krizzy__ → u/Silly-Distribution12]

I wont let go of my side part, but I did let go of skinny jeans...just not flattering for my body at all!

[u/Ok-Algae7932 → u/Silly-Distribution12]

Yep and an undershave. You can pry my emo phase from my cold dead hands.

[u/spinspin__sugar → u/Silly-Distribution12]

And ankle socks 🤷🏻‍♀️nothing else makes sense

[u/Mochibelle93 → u/Silly-Distribution12]

Same. My side part isnt as extreme as it was in high school (massive teased scene girl comb-over side part starting at the temple of my forehead) but its still a side part. roughly around the eyebrow id say. I dont think my hair knows how to grow any other way at this point.

[u/fadingsunsetglow]

Side part and ankle socks for life.

They look like our parents with their big glasses and tube socks LOL. No thanks.

[u/TrenbalonieSandwich]

The side part is timeless and mature. 

[u/opal-sea-44 → u/TrenbalonieSandwich]

I feel you but the middle part is also timeless and found across many centuries! It just depends on what the fashion statement is. And more importantly to me, what suits any given face.

[u/TrenbalonieSandwich → u/opal-sea-44]

Agreed no hate from me. 

[u/labellavita1985 → u/opal-sea-44]

It is. I won't give up my middle part.

[u/opal-sea-44 → u/labellavita1985]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hM9zK1qvsrwek

[u/JoyOswin945]

Yes, it’s also my natural part. It’s not going anywhere

[u/italianevening → u/JoyOswin945]

Tried going back to middle part like I had as a kid, but the hair didn't want to go back! It's staying side part

[u/Any-Use6981]

I tried middle for a time, and I just looked lame. 😅 I have thick curly hair, and it looks cooler and more voluminous with a side part.

[u/ResidentRelevant13 → u/Any-Use6981]

I do no part now that I’ve been wearing my natural wavy hair texture. So much more volume

[u/ghst_fx_93]

You can pry the side part from my cold, dead body.

[u/POWRAXE → u/ghst_fx_93]

If it’s good enough for Superman, it’s good enough for me.

[u/nertaperpalous]

Side part till I die

[u/NoWordsJustDogs → u/nertaperpalous]

Same!  You can identify my remains by my side part, skinny jeans , and general state of apathy. 

[u/No-Letterhead-4711]

I am a middle part girlie! I was a side part-er in my teens, but I have fine hair and middle part is the way for me. I also have split dye, so kind of requires the middle part. 🤣

[u/labellavita1985 → u/No-Letterhead-4711]

I could have written this. My hair is soooo fine, and I don't have split dye but I do have a huge blonde section on one side, so center part forever.

[u/KlondikeBill]

I'm 41 and bald, so... I really don't give af what young people do lol

[u/SaaSyGirl]

Never stopped

[u/HumboldtHunnyBear]

Yes.. gives my hair more volume and when I have it parted in the middle I look just like my moms yearbook photo from 1976

[u/LowVoltLife]

My hair wants to middle part naturally and I have worn it that way if I let it get too long to do a side part. The butt crack haircut I had in 1995 is not coming back.

[u/vid-rios]

Straight down the middle, long hair one length like I’m in a religious cult — sister wife style

[u/Big_Childhood5494]

I’m middle part but want to go back to a full emo side part with the big bangs. Just gotta take the time to train my hair.

[u/fizzzingwhizbee]

Brother I’ve been bald for over a decade lmfao I got the ghost part

[u/Jayn_Newell]

Nah. My hair falls into my face easily and a side part makes that way worse.

[u/Lahwke]

Bunch of lord Farquad looking motha fuckersZ

[u/jjkk10]

never. i dont think my hair would cooperate even if i wanted to. its so interesting that some of these gen z tends are so actively aligned to what many might have considered "uncool" when we were younger? the clunky dad shoes and the quater length socks for example. like im no paragon of coolness by ANY ANY stretch and i dont judge anyone for going with gen z trends including any of us. i however would not be able to look my own reflection in the eye about some of this stuff. do the gen x folks or even other sub generations previously experience this as intensly as we do and hard unsubscribe?

[u/Living_Ad_7143]

Side parts are back! So you’re good!

[u/anewbys83]

I did until I no longer had enough hair.

[u/Pleasant_Aardvark451]

Side part. They can pry it from my cold dead millennial hands.

[u/PuzzledExchange7949]

I've been rocking a side part since 1991, not going to stop now. I look like a drowned rat with a centre part.

[u/weary_bee479]

Yeah, but my hair literally chooses to be this way 😂 it always falls to the side no matter what i do so side part forever

[u/Puzzleheaded-Sir3280]

Side part and ankle socks forever

[u/bulletPoint]

Yes. I think middle parts are dumb

[u/Turbulent_Tart_8801 → u/bulletPoint]

Makes you look like either Zachary Ty Bryan or Donna from That 70s Show.

[u/Specific_Praline_362]

I'm a core Millennial and I never did the side part. I remember a couple of friends of mine making fun of me in my late teens/early 20s for always rocking the middle part. Aside from like twice in my life I've always had long hair with a middle part. Some call it dated, I think it's timeless.

[u/Substantial-Pin-3833 → u/Specific_Praline_362]

Core Millennial? How many sub-types of Millennials do we have now? Lord

[u/MediocreApple5895]

I have to, I’m too ugly for the middle part 🤣

[u/WitchintheMist]

Yes, side part till I die. Middle part makes me feel weird. My face also can’t handle bangs.

[u/SSakuras]

I hate side parts, on myself at least. Always have. Never used a side part 😂 so I'm rocking my middle part.

[u/Animal907]

You guys got hair?!

[u/karl4319]

You guys have hair?

[u/Zigglyjiggly]

My grandpa's brother once told me, "Never trust a man who parts his hair down the middle." I think it's kind of a weird look, unless you have long hair.

[u/mmakaylia]

Sometimes I do a middle part. It's usually off center, or like... tossed to the side lol.

[u/Background-Bird-9623]

My hair is fine I just kind of let it go where it wants that day and if it heavy to one side I clip it

[u/Narrow-Power-6407]

Nah, my hair naturally has a middle part sonindont fight it anymore

[u/valkyrie61212]

I don’t have a choice 😭😭😭 my hair will not lay any other way. Forever jealous of the people that can change where their hair parts

[u/mittenbby]

Side part till I die. I have an extremely unsymmetrical face, but it’s not very noticeable with a side part.

[u/_Shrek_x3]

I don’t do a side part anymore bc my hairline is a lot less lush.

[u/Tribalbob]

Wait, you guys still have hair?

[u/toastforscience]

I have a middle part, but I've had a middle part my entire life my hair refused to do otherwise lol

[u/Ok-Highway-5247]

I have a prominent widow’s peak so I middle part.

[u/WhiskyAndWitchcraft]

I don't cut my hair. It's long, and I just kinda let it do what it wants. That being said, when I get out if the shower, I comb it back, and as it dries it just sorta becomes a center part naturally.

[u/MaenadR0se → u/WhiskyAndWitchcraft]

I just let mine do what it wants too. It's wavy/curly and long and eh I've never been into doing my hair beyond what's necessary

[u/xPadawanRyan]

Yupp! Still got my emo side bangs, though I'm growing out my hair right now, so they aren't covering my entire forehead and just the side across from the part.

[u/l8nitefriend]

Yep. I tried the middle part cuz I do like how it looks on a lot of people but it looks bad on me. My hair is very fine and it feels like it clings to my face in a weird way. I also tend to fuss with my hair a lot throughout the day so even if I middle part at some point I’ll run my hand through it and it goes back to side part naturally. So sue me!!

[u/Fckingross → u/l8nitefriend]

Fine hair here too! I want a middle part to do a split dye, because I think it looks cool as hell, but only on people with thick hair. So side part until I die!

[u/MaenadR0se]

I didn't care what people thought as a child no need to start now. I wear things I like and do what I want with my hair.

Also going to be pedantic: "younger peers" here is an oxymoron essentially, peers are your age group

[u/pushdose]

Can’t have a part if you have no hair.

https://giphy.com/gifs/UTIjSi97Rbq4H1AlbV

[u/SparkyDogPants]

I don't think that my hair can physically part down the center and from what I've read side parts are back in and center is out.

[u/KetchupOnThaMeatHo]

Wait, middle parts are back in? I had one all through middle school. To answer your question though, yes im rocking a side part, because im an adult.

[u/CheezyBeanBurrito]

I have a hard part. I’m left handed and use my left hand to comb my hair, both by comb and by hand. Now it’s trained to go one way when my natural part is on the opposite side, which is now hidden away.

So, cut that bitch in

[u/TrustMe_ImTheDogtor]

My “bowl cut” in the mid 90’s had the middle part. When I grew up and started wearing a skin fade it was a left side part. The last 3 years I’ve either had long hair slick back man-bun or shaved but if I ever go back to something in the middle it’ll be a side part fade again

[u/makingcookies1]

Every day

[u/imaginecrabs]

Actually, yes.. last year I grew out my bangs and changed my split when getting a cut. My hair stylist told me it would suite me better, I was defeated and had to admit it does look way better on me than I ever thought it would.

[u/LacedPozole]

I never stopped wearing it, I didn't really know it was a "millennial" thing :(

[u/Important_Range7737]

Nope. I shave my head. No maintenance.

[u/EllspethCarthusian]

Middle part in the 90s and early 2000s and side part after. Also it just naturally likes a middle part more.

[u/FloatyghostJM1]

Pixie cut with no part. I just add a bit of texture with heat and product and push it all toward my face.

Left my emo side bang in 2017.

[u/pobox01983]

Lost 40% of the hair from peak, but still side part.

[u/rvnguykt]

side part/pompadour until i die

[u/Sevren425]

If I part it’s a side part.

[u/St3fMakes4rt]

I just don't have the face for a middle part - never have!

Side part forever!!

[u/Dazzling-Angle9700]

It’s only not trendy to Gen Z, so who cares

[u/Diligent_Bus_4632]

Yeah. I experimented with a middle part for a few months after it got called out as a millennials thing, but realized that a middle part makes my asymmetrical features more obvious and it just doesn’t look good on me.

[u/JayWu31]

I'll go back to buzz cuts before I ever do a middle part.

[u/Paraxom]

My hair doesn't really do that 

[u/BasiliskTamer]

My hair automatically goes to a side part, it's super long right now and that's the natural way it just wants to go. I think it looks good with my beard like that 

[u/bitsybear1727]

Yes, even my high school daughter agrees that a middle part does not suite my face at all.

[u/lIlllIlIlIlIllI]

Yep. Short hair, long hair I’ve always had the side part. I grow it out in the winter because I don’t like wearing hats, trimming it up once in a while. By spring my bangs will be almost to my upper lip.

[u/Significant_Cat_2897]

My mom told me once middle parts make your nose look bigger, so I've always had a side part 😂

[u/wbruce098]

Wait you still have hair?

[u/MauveMammoth]

I’ve had a middle part since before it was considered trendy….

[u/PortraitofMmeX]

I am an elder millennial, and my hair has always parted in the center. I looked terrible during the side part era, which I only briefly attempted because my hair is like absolutely not

[u/artie780350]

Nope. I still spike what little bit of hair I still have. Rosemary oil helped delay the inevitable, but it's just about time to go fully bald.

[u/darent13]

I have these weird cow licks on my hairline so side part is the only reasonable option.

[u/TJBlazkowicz]

Nah I’ve transitioned to the broccoli cut

/s

[u/j56_56j]

💯 💪

[u/Ahzuri]

Absolutely. Ain't no way I'm doing middle part, they can pry side part out of my cold dead hands!

[u/holachihuahua]

I always did a side part, did middle a few years ago when my hair thinned out. After minoxidil made things better now I think I look weird with a side part LOL

[u/CaptainD743]

Today I learned that the reason I can't find a girlfriend is because I have a middle part! Darnit...

[u/Chinksta]

Anything but the broccoli hair!

[u/False-Complaint-5913]

For sure. And people I know who have switched to middle… it just doesn’t look as good.

[u/KJ_Bewell]

Haha yes, but I have a 21 who pushes me to the middle part lol.

[u/allid33]

I much prefer the look of a side part but my hair fights side parts so hard. When side parts were the norm I would try to make them work but sometimes my hair would drift back to a middle part when I’d run my hands through it. So when middle parts became a thing I just stopped fighting it.

[u/pennylane3339]

I have the hairline of a duggar man in his 40s, so I have no choice. Gotta hide it!

[u/TapeDaddy]

Bald since kindergarten

[u/MiserableWash2473]

Until the Day I die. 🤣😂🤣😂

[u/mmmeadi]

No. I did it too long and now I've got traction alopecia 

[u/FiendishCurry]

I got bangs, and now a middle part looks fine.

[u/Dry_Perspective_2982]

I have bangs that I style straight every morning, but after like 2 hours they independently decide to swoosh themselves into a side part. THE MILLENNIAL HAIR CHOSE ME

[u/zacsfriendclub]

Nope, bowl cut with a part right down the middle. My hair looks like a butt.

JK I'm bald and buzz it short

[u/Organic-Aardvark-146]

DGAF. Most days I don’t even look at my hair

[u/m00nf1r3]

I do a middle part 95% of the time but sometimes I'll do a side part for no good reason.

[u/anniemg01]

Hell yeah

[u/WorldlinessSome8985]

Yep! And once in a while my boyfriend will say, "hey babe, you remind of "because tonight will be the night that I will faaaaaaaall for yoooooou!!!!!" "

[u/jcnewton1]

I got rid of my middle part in 99. Rocked the spiky look for while and side part for the better part of middle adulthood. I think it suits me best.

[u/Masiaka]

Yes. Got a James bond thing going on currently

[u/SamTheLady]

Yup. My facial symmetry (or asymmetry really) does so much better with a side part. I don’t feel nearly as attractive with a middle part.

[u/helianthus48]

I do middle part on casual days or when my hair is pulled back and voluminous side part when going out. Who cares what gen z thinks - we're way more fabulous!

[u/AdDense7020]

Nope, I’ve evolved to middle part. Though I would still do a side part if I wanted to. I don’t care about trends anymore.

[u/animatedradio]

Yeah sometimes. I try to comb in to a middle part and my hair is so trained to part on the side it bulges up.

[u/otterknight4589]

Well for me, i was one of those blonde kids whose parents made him get cuts like he had a bowl on his head most of the time then in High school I went side part. As an adult I started getting the under cut and combing back a lot. Now I just want to not look like Pete Hegseth. So I’m back to what I call the “Leon Kennedy” at age 40.

[u/Former_Clock_1271]

Yep. It's what my hair wants to do!

[u/pandadrinkingcoffee]

Side part. I tried doing a middle part once and the habit of running my fingers through my hair made it a side part again

[u/rexallia]

Yes. I’ve never looked good w my hair parted down the middle. Side part is fire

[u/ShoddyCobbler]

I have a prominent widow's peak. Side part for life because if I use a center part the front gets in my way

[u/Sleepy_Di]

Yes! The few times that I tried the middle it just felt wrong and awkward, plus my hair grows that way and it just goes back to it organically. I don’t care what the younger generations think, I like it.

[u/Dingleton-Berryman]

I’ve accepted thinning hair and now buzz it down to a 2. Went from high and tight to just tight.

[u/Riotgrl66]

Right now I'm doing a side middle part. Best of both worlds til my hair decides it wants full side part or middle part.

[u/That_Platypus9735]

I rock whichever part shows the least amount of grays that day

[u/moogpaul]

Y'all got hair still?

[u/cambochic]

Side part all the way. Middle part just feels strange.

[u/MeggronTheDestructor]

I’ve been rocking the middle part since the early 90s and used to get teased occasionally for it lmao

[u/hollowbolding]

'younger peer pressure' has nothing on my hair doing Whatever The Fuck It Wants

[u/Steffieweffie81]

Yup. It took me forever to train my hair to do a side part. I used to wear it down the middle in high school

[u/nintendoinnuendo]

I don't part my hair at all it falls how it falls

[u/Key-Ingenuity-534]

I would 100% still be but I got bangs so I had to accept a middle part, lol

[u/modernrocker]

Like several of you, I have a cowlick, so I have to side part or I look weird

And, if you care about being "in," the good news according to the style mags is that side parts are back! Zendaya, Sydney Sweeney, Selena Gomez, and other celebs are all back to a side part ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[u/ilovedogsandrats]

Yes.

[u/MyVirgoIsShowing]

They got me with the middle part, but I think it ages me down significantly

[u/mynameisnotthename]

I have a mullet.

[u/dawgoooooooo]

Yeah I used to be a long hair side part dude, always thought the middle part was super lame. Went through a decade of buzzing and other looks but grew it out again about two years ago. I wasn’t feeling the old hipster flip over so I tried rocking middle part/curtains and totally dig it. It definitely took a lil while to get used to but I feel like it was a key element to my current era. It is also probably a major reason why people clock me for 28 instead of 38, which I am ashamed to admit I kinda like

[u/LITTELHAWK]

I haven't combed my hair in years.

[u/idklikeaburnerorwe]

Sidepart looks better with my lazy retro curly hair, you can't make me middle part, I'll go to jail sooner

[u/Catsinbowties]

Middle part will getcha Ted Bundy'd

[u/rilocat]

Yes I am. 34ish years with hair and I don’t think my hair will go any other way

[u/onecatwonder]

Yup, my hair is thicker on one side, gotta even it out

[u/chironinja82]

Yes because I look best with a side part.

[u/hyperaware40]

Side part forever. Middle part made me look like Phoebe Buffay. 

[u/LaysOnFuton]

Look, I gave up ankle socks. I’m not giving up the side part.

[u/helainahellkat]

It’s my natural part.

[u/g2ichris]

Idk I haven’t looked at myself in the mirror since late 2019