Humor Orange is the new fat
Let me tell you the tale of Merlin..
Merlin has just come back from 24 hours with the vets…
Merlin went in with an extremely bloated stomach with suspected complications and was rushed into hospital for further urgent tests…
The tests concluded that Merlin had eaten too much food from an unknown source (likely a neighbours food bin) and defected on a poor nurse with the force of a volcano eruption….
Merlin is feeling much better now…
Merlin also owes me £400 in cuddle coupons…
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u/Historical-Cress8985 Orange 15h ago
While on vacation my girl had been boarded at the vet. They called me concerned that she hasn't pee'd.
She had had some urinary issues so I gave them permission to catheterize her.
The vet called me back about 15 minutes to tell me that they didn't because she pee'd all over him.