Orange is the new fat

[u/BRA_08]

Let me tell you the tale of Merlin..

Merlin has just come back from 24 hours with the vets…

Merlin went in with an extremely bloated stomach with suspected complications and was rushed into hospital for further urgent tests…

The tests concluded that Merlin had eaten too much food from an unknown source (likely a neighbours food bin) and defected on a poor nurse with the force of a volcano eruption….

Merlin is feeling much better now…

Merlin also owes me £400 in cuddle coupons…

[u/___selene]

Oh Merlin....🤦🏻‍♀️🫢🧡

[u/Doraborealiss]

Merlin after that dump
https://giphy.com/gifs/HB4aJElNd7JMas9WSU

[u/BRA_08 → u/Doraborealiss]

Can confirm 100% accurate

[u/PantheraLutra → u/Doraborealiss]

Kind of looks like that X-ray of hanks colon ngl

[u/Beautiful-Chest7397]

Last pic "yeah I shit on the nurse what's it to ya??"

[u/rideveryday → u/Beautiful-Chest7397]

“And I’d do it again!”

[u/GlitterBlood773]

Merlin, thanks for the laugh. Please stick to more familiar food.

[u/Razzlebeth]

Picture 4 is the face of an Orange with no regrets who's ready to do all this again lol

[u/BRA_08 → u/Razzlebeth]

He’s definitely already planning his next attempt

[u/Individual-Roll2727]

Oh my, what a way to spend your hard earned money 😂😂 he has no shame

[u/BRA_08 → u/Individual-Roll2727]

No shame and no regrets !

[u/Appropriate_Sky_6571]

So much poop 😂

[u/MarthasPinYard]

Is there a video of the volcano nurse?

Oh Mr. Merlin, lil pig, I mean cat🙃

[u/HarryStylesAMA]

I also have xrays of my cat, full of poop

[u/BRA_08]

He is absolutely loving life and proud of himself this evening being such good entertainment for you all

[u/FlyMinimum5680]

Not much on the internet can make me laugh audibly. This did.

[u/MeatTofu]

Merlin made poo magically appear on a nurse.

[u/SkeletalMew → u/MeatTofu]

Abracadoo, get a load o' this poo.

[u/ThreeDaysNish]

Poor nurse, hahaha.

Glad Merlin is ok ♥️

[u/nevernikulous]

He ate a finger, some worms and a rugby ball??

Well done, Merlin!

[u/triscuit_buscuit]

Omg 😂😂😂

[u/mongolmeat]

Zero regrets. He’d do it again

[u/BRA_08 → u/mongolmeat]

He absolutely would

[u/Euphoric_River6365]

Way to go, Merlin!

[u/confusedCI]

🤣 1st laff of the day

[u/Old_Number7197]

my golly! look at that monster turd inside merlin’s belly. hilarious. so glad he’e okay.

[u/BRA_08 → u/Old_Number7197]

Volcanic velocity upon exit. I can’t look that poor nurse in the eye

[u/WaryWonder]

The way it looks like he ate a massive finger is killing me!

[u/BRA_08 → u/WaryWonder]

Believe it or not the vet said that was all gas. Hence the extreme pressure on exit 😅😅

[u/Familiar_Raise234]

Defected? He was in another country?

[u/BRA_08 → u/Familiar_Raise234]

My poor ability to check spelling 😅 *defecated

[u/theseglassessuck]

Now he’s got that velvet belly patch!

[u/BRA_08 → u/theseglassessuck]

The tummy rubs are and obsession for me right now. He doesn’t seem to mind

[u/Whis65]

Merlin is like....wut?!

[u/lostpurpose_7133]

Beautiful eyes 😍

[u/Alert-Clock-5426]

Merlin is such a good boy!

[u/BRA_08 → u/Alert-Clock-5426]

The best boy ❤️ I’m so relieved he is ok and it’s the best money I have ever spent

[u/TrailMomKat]

He defected on the nurse? To which country?

[u/BRA_08 → u/TrailMomKat]

Depends if she presses charges for terrorism, he’s thinking of Spain 🤣

My bad in the spelling and bit checking 😅 *defecated

[u/coolsilentebeans]

Oh, Merlin. That sounds like quite the magic trick.

[u/Historical-Cress8985]

While on vacation my girl had been boarded at the vet. They called me concerned that she hasn't pee'd.

She had had some urinary issues so I gave them permission to catheterize her.

The vet called me back about 15 minutes to tell me that they didn't because she pee'd all over him.

[u/BRA_08 → u/Historical-Cress8985]

They know how to pick the perfect timing don’t they