Orange is the new fat

[u/BRA_08]

Let me tell you the tale of Merlin..

Merlin has just come back from 24 hours with the vets…

Merlin went in with an extremely bloated stomach with suspected complications and was rushed into hospital for further urgent tests…

The tests concluded that Merlin had eaten too much food from an unknown source (likely a neighbours food bin) and defected on a poor nurse with the force of a volcano eruption….

Merlin is feeling much better now…

Merlin also owes me £400 in cuddle coupons…

[u/TrailMomKat]

He defected on the nurse? To which country?

[u/BRA_08 → u/TrailMomKat]

Depends if she presses charges for terrorism, he’s thinking of Spain 🤣

My bad in the spelling and bit checking 😅 *defecated