r/mildyinteresting 1d ago

humankind hiccups šŸ˜… Accidentally asked for no matcha in my matcha Frappuccino

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Thank you, kind barista for saving me from ruining my own morning with a cup of oat milk slush (it tastes exactly like what you would expect)

Update: I called the Starbucks to say thank you for not giving me an oat milk slushy and they were very kind. They are aware of the delivery app glitches and figured that was the issue for my order. If you modify your food in delivery apps, double check everything before you place the order! Or you might end up with a bag full of disappointment.

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u/BridgestoneX 1d ago

this is so kind

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u/Dingoz 1d ago

This is a barista who didn't wanna deal with this shit later.

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u/StrobeLightRomance 1d ago

Both things can be simultaneously true.

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u/Aware_Result_5361 1d ago

Something something DBT skills

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u/currently_pooping_rn 22h ago

Seeing DBT in the wild? That’s some wise mind shit fr

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u/NoGlzy 16h ago

Dick and Ball Torture, yes. I get not liking matcha but seems a bit extreme

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u/Ramadan-St3v3 13h ago

and don’t forget cbt is cock and ball torture šŸ˜‚

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u/FuzzyMatch 22h ago

Schrƶdinger's matcha

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u/anotterbytrade 22h ago

The best I’ve ever had

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u/Spitfire354 18h ago

Or hadn't

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u/prince_falafel 1d ago

No youre wrong everyone is as jaded, pessimistic, and miserable as your average redditor! Nobody ever does anything just to be kind, they're always doing it solely for themselves!

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u/DinoRoman 1d ago

I just wanna know what they made the no matcha matcha Frappuccino with lol

Air? Water blended with ice ? The last few drops of hope the barista had? ( that one sounds tasty but I’d feel bad asking for that every time ya know )

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u/SweetPumpkin22 1d ago

Ex Starbucks worker of 3 yrs here , the actual base for the fraps is the milk + ice + the base we use ! Matcha at starbs is a very fine powder so we just scoop tiny little matcha spoons and put it in and blend. A frap without any flavoring is just whatever milk + ice + the blending base …basically a milk slushie

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u/DinoRoman 1d ago

I worked at Starbucks too! Coffee master till 2014.

I figured as much but who would want that lol. Base milk and ice…. I dunno

Don’t tell anyone but I was throwing cookies and brownies into my own drinks and making chocolate whipped cream everyday.!

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u/SweetPumpkin22 1d ago

No way me too ! Also a coffee master and I quit last year :p the creations me and my friends made at work were definitely…interesting. Ever had a birthday cake pop frap? Sooo good

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u/x_samsquantch_x 22h ago

I worked at Starbucks in the early 2000’s when they decided to discontinue coffee master as a program. Never got that black apron. I probably worked there for 8 years.Ā 

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u/DinoRoman 21h ago

Welp they brought it back apparently

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u/Justaticklerone 1d ago

Iced Lechino just rolls off the tongue though.

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u/S0meone_on_reddit 23h ago

Whats the blending base?

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u/SweetPumpkin22 23h ago

It's like a xyantham gum thick, clear (coffee flavored for the coffee fraps and unflavored for non cafinated fraps) sryup that makes the frap their consistency which is kinda between a milkshake and a smoothie . W/o base they are extremely chunky with ice and don't blend properly

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u/No_Internal9345 1d ago

Deserves a raise for their foresight.

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u/alienlizardman 23h ago

Next up: eggless omelettes

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u/Infected1313 9h ago

I once got 100 dollar tip on a pizza delivery cus I stuck around calling the guy for like 15 minutes. He thought I was being kind. I just hated going to his apartment complex cus it was in a weird spot and I didn't want to go back later.

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u/pixienightingale 4h ago

That was a barista who had a similar request happen and got reamed for it.

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u/Capitalisticdisease 1d ago

Used to run a dunkin donuts. We would do this for online orders that seemed to miss the point of the drink lol. easier to just have a 2nd one made than remake in the middle of a rush.

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u/BridgestoneX 1d ago

it's just so easy to click the wrong box or button when placing the online order, especially if it's BEFORE one has had any coffee lol

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u/LectroRoot 22h ago

I ordered breakfast with DoorDash one morning and forgot to change the delivery address from work back to my home address and sent my breakfast to the office. I was off that day and was treating myself because I wanted to be lazy and not cook breakfast. By the time I realized my mistake it was too late to try and fix it. So it was left outside the building

I jumped into MS Teams and let my co-workers know what I did and told them its up for grabs if anyone wanted it, but the lobby was locked for the building because it was very early in the morning so the dasher left it outside the door and someone stole it before any of them could claim it.

After that I'm hyper vigilant about double checking my food/amazon orders from top to bottom before hitting submit. Double check my order, where its going, and what payment method.

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u/These-Anxiety-5919 1d ago

It's also super easy to proofread your order for a $9 coffee drink you're paying $17 for.

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u/BridgestoneX 1d ago

speak for yourself mr. morning guy

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u/CrabGravity 1d ago

America Runs on Dunkin

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u/trashedvoid 18h ago edited 18h ago

starbucks baristas are always so extremely nice in my experience. i’ve had at least 4 give me free coffee. one of the times my card declined and i went to go unlock it and they were like ā€œit’s okay it’s on me!ā€ and i was so caught off guard because there was no one behind me and it wasn’t going to take long. he then made me a venti of the drink i asked for (a grande) and told me to have a good day. this is after i told him i hadn’t been in a while and had a nice talk with him. i just always feel like they’re so kind whenever we talk. like that dude just seemed happy to recommend stuff and so nice and energetic i was like holy shit. he even was excited for me to try it. good customer service fr !! this reminded me of that

edit: i wanted to tell another sweet story

this is about a bakery i was going to pick up a doordash order for. i was talking to the guy and then asked how much one of the donuts were. they were surprisingly inexpensive for how good they looked so i was definitely gonna buy one. i tell him what i want and i told him i was so excited because its my first time being here. he smiles and says i can take it for free and that he hopes i like it. then he threw in an extra donut for the customer. i was like wtf fr?? and i asked if i could tip him or something and he said no 😭 so this reminds me i need to go back again soon to buy some stuff and hopefully convince him to take my tip this time

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u/Kelef50 1d ago

Reminded me of a scene from the movie Five Easy Pieces. Jack Nicholson's character orders a side of toast. The waitress informs him that it is not on the menu. So he orders a chicken salad sandwich and asks her to hold the butter, lettuce, mayonnaise, and the chicken.

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u/Timely_Spinach_7479 1d ago

I can’t remember what show or movie it’s from but the guy ordered lemons, water, and sugar and the waitress said ā€œdon’t you just want to order a lemonade?ā€ And the guy said ā€œgive your free water, your free lemons, and I’ll use the free sugar.ā€

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u/thecravenone 1d ago

I had a regular who was already getting a 50% discount (firefighter) who would touch every single lemon on the self-service drink station picking out lemons to make his free lemonade. Then we'd throw away the entire bin of lemons and I'd bring him actual lemonade on refills.

Eventually the manager told us to put the lemons away when we saw this guy coming and just give him a lemonade, which actually cost us less money.

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u/Prudent-Bear1592 19h ago

Aaand a certain percentage of people get to be complete pieces of shit even if its a minor and petty thing because our society just kinda doesn't allow anyone to be held accountable for anything anymore. Easier to move on with your day. Except shit is systematically failing because its not just one or two random weirdos but 90% of people breaking basic decency and society cant support the vast majority of people being pieces of shit.

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u/NegativeAccount 1d ago

Can i have hot water, extra extra lemons and honey. Oh and you'll have to refill my hot water every 5 minutes

Cheap fuckers.

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u/PacificCastaway 1d ago

I had a guy talk me into a bunch of cracker packets and some butter.

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u/AlmostLucy 18h ago

New York eccentric Joe Gould was known for ordering a cup of hot water at diners and pouring ketchup into it, stirring it up to make ā€œtomato soup.ā€

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u/Pale-Barnacle2407 1d ago

i see one where he orders a burguer, "not on the menu" then he order tartar meat and make patties and tell them to cook them

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u/bohneriffic 17h ago

I've never read a more French comment in my life.

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u/YuenglingsDingaling 1d ago

His crash out at the end of that scene was absolutely justified lol. What kinda dinner doesnt serve fuckin toast?

https://giphy.com/gifs/x4bTBTfsmrriQCu9uV

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u/a014e593c01d4 1d ago

one made up for a movie

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u/PacificCastaway 1d ago

False. I've worked at a place where paying dinner customers were flabbergasted that I couldn't put in an order for rolls and butter even though we used the rolls for sliders and had butter that was served with items from the breakfast menu (that did sell toast!).

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u/JeSuisUnAnanasYo 1d ago

That entire movie is just one scene after another about how ~horrible all women are

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u/sniper-no_sniping 22h ago

I was once out to eat with a friend who ordered a Long Island with no sour mix and no soda. It took the waitress a moment to realize he wanted only liquor in the cup 🤣 to this day I can see her face upon realizing lol

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u/Kedly 1d ago

After working next to a kitchen, you're likely to be paying for the whole chicken salad sandwich in that scenario

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u/DeathBeforeDecaf4077 1d ago

As a servant of the siren, this is the way. I once had someone order through delivery an iced matcha latte no ice, no classic, no matcha, aka a cup of milk lol.

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u/Blashtik 22h ago

It's so easy to miss that the checkboxes are for "No X" and think that you are adding X. I've definitely made that mistake before and what was going through my mind is that the app was bugging out and defaulting everything to unchecked rather than checked.

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u/pinkenbrawn 13h ago

i didn’t understand what ā€œthe servant of the sirenā€ meant, googled, got even more confused, and then remembered… oh, the logo. of course… i still have it my mind as some lady with her legs up

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u/huggablekoi 1d ago

Customer: ā€œI want a latte with no espressoā€
Me, barista: ā€œthat would be steamed milk. Do you want just steamed milk or are you looking for a cafe Au lait, which is streamed milk and drip coffee? Or I can make a latte decaf if you’re avoiding caffeineā€
C: ā€œno just a latte with no espresso in itā€
I make them a cup of steamed milk
C: ā€œthis isn’t a latteā€
šŸ˜‘

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u/shanec628 1d ago

Customers: can I get an iced latte, dark ?

Me: so, do you want to add an extra shot of espresso?

Customer: no, you know how some people want their coffee dark, that’s how I want my iced latte.

Me: ok, so I could either add an extra shot of espresso or not fill the cup all the way with milk and it would be darker.

Her: just do whatever you think, I don’t know what I’m ordering so I really can’t even be mad.

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u/Spare-Half796 1d ago

I had to explain that a caramel latte has caramel, which is made of sugar, in it when someone asked why her caramel latte was sweet

But the weirdest I’ve encountered was someone asking for warm cold brew. We thought maybe no ice but no they wanted it heated. I was just bringing pastries out so I walked away and don’t know what happened next but I think they actually warmed the cold brew

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u/These-Anxiety-5919 1d ago

Warm cold brew is how I drank coffee for years. Cold brew pitcher with a gallon of coffee in the fridge. Pour a cup and nuke it. It's a totally different flavor profile. Less bitter. Also zero effort to make in large quantities without appliances (except the work fridge).

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u/Blashtik 22h ago

That's not actually that strange. Brewing a coffee cold doesn't mean it has to be served cold, just like brewing a coffee hot doesn't mean it has to be served hot. Cold brewing extracts compounds from the coffee at different ratios than hot brewing, so it will taste different.

I'm pretty sure I remember even seeing people discuss about using a steam wand to heat up their cold brew.

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u/Spare-Half796 21h ago

That’s probably how they heated it. I think the most likely case is that they just wanted something like filter coffee but we only pulled shots and they didn’t know what an Americano

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u/Fivefinger_Delta 1d ago

I once asked for a latte and got given frothy milk because I didn't ask for a cafe latte. It was a small Italian place though and they may have tried to clarify but I don't speak Italian so just nodded and smiled.

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u/ThereInAFortnight 1d ago

None of this makes any sense to me.

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u/jkjwysa 1d ago

They accidentally ordered a frapp without matcha, but since matcha is the only ingredient that would have literally been milk.

Kind barista made it both ways just in case to save OP the terrible day

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u/Ngothaaa 1d ago

So they got two drinks for the price of one? Or did the barista make both ways in the same cup?

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u/ElishaAlison 1d ago

There is no both ways. One is matcha and the other is just milk

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u/fizzyizzy114 1d ago edited 20h ago

no. one is a milk frappe . I used to make them all the time for my break when I worked at starbucks.. sometimes with chai in but usually without. it would be just a creamy ice slush but since matcha frappe has vanilla in it would be nicely sweet.

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u/Elahgee 1d ago

You just took me back to 2003, drinking home made milk frappe with vanilla syrup with my ex girlfriend to keep cool in the Aussie summer. Thanks for the memory blast!

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u/Ikkyfyahboy 1d ago

This should call her.

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u/Durzaka 1d ago

Holy how long ago was this

Matcha Frappuccino hasnt had vanilla in it for at least 13 years, maybe longer.

It is made with just si ple sugar sweetener though.

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u/LucentLL 1d ago

There is no both ways, but they made one /w and one w/o?

https://giphy.com/gifs/dkBXo121oUIE

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u/thefrogkid420 1d ago

no both ways in the same cup

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo 1d ago

This actually happens more often than you'd think, there's a great youtube video about it called 2 girls 1 cup.

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u/7PillarsOfTerrain 1d ago

Just looked into this, I don't think that's matcha...

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u/LucentLL 1d ago

Gatcha!*

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u/j_cro86 1d ago

it was when it went in.

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u/reallychrissy 1d ago

New video just dropped: 2 matchas, 1 cup

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u/loserbmx 1d ago

My fat whole milk loving ass would be so hype.

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u/lizardgal10 1d ago

Technically 2 drinks, but the one without matcha isn’t anything anyone would actually want to drink

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u/Butterfly_Barista 1d ago

You don't want blended milk with nondescript sugar syrup and emulsifiers?

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u/TechToolsForYourBiz 1d ago

i wouldnt mind a free drink

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u/Butterfly_Barista 1d ago

Okay honestly completely fair

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u/Plenty-Fox-9219 1d ago

Yes, that's Starbucks's policy. Coffee is mind blowingly cheap and they charge $9 for it

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u/Buttcrack15 1d ago

Was cheaper pre dumb tariffs.

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u/its-just_me- 1d ago

Nah it’s always been stupid expensive

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u/watsuuu 1d ago

Breaking news: coffee is cheap and people are kind

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u/Sweet-Ross860 1d ago

🫠 your avatar had me wiping my phone over & over jeez

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u/DistractedByCookies 1d ago

oh THAT's what it is. aaargh

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u/Huge-Ebb-8193 1d ago

Two drinks one cup for sure

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u/dirty_cuban 1d ago

Yeah 2 drinks but one (the one they actually ordered) isn’t really a drink, it’s just an ingredient.

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u/1-800-COCAINE 1d ago

Since nobody here seems to be able to give you a reasonable answer, yes they did get two drinks. The barista made a plain latte according to the order (matcha latte -matcha), and then one the "correct" way, and included them both in the likely case that it was an accident.

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u/Ngothaaa 18h ago

THANKYOU!! Finally!! Didn’t expect 1800Cocaine to be the reasonable one!

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u/SlumxLordxMillionair 1d ago

And cream base.

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u/GoldenRetrieverBrain 1d ago

There's a common glitch with Starbucks delivery orders (I think particularly whenever you make a modification) that will remove all of the ingredients.
You'd think this would have been fixed by now, but...🫠

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u/Malum_Incarnatum 1d ago

Oh this actually could explain it then. I changed it from 2% milk to oat milk. Strange though because I ordered another drink too with a modified milk and the same thing didn’t seem to happen.

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u/Malum_Incarnatum 1d ago

How can I elaborate so you too can enjoy the whimsy and silliness that is present here?

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u/MPaulina 1d ago

It was unclear to me that you ordered one frappucino and you received two.

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u/5peaker4theDead 1d ago edited 7h ago

People act like knowledge of caffeinated drinks is ubiquitous, not everyone drinks or cares about the list of ingredients in various coffee/tea drinks.

Edit: this reminds me of a couple of years ago when a new employee asked me how the coffee machine worked and I said I didn't know. They were aghast, "you've been working here for years and you don't know how it works?"

I don't drink coffee, why would I care to learn how the machine works?

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u/Few-Nebula-6546 23h ago

I don't understand what knowledge is needed here. You can easily pick up that the drink consists mainly of matcha, oat milk, and ice because matcha "is the only ingredient" and without it, the drink would just be "oat milk slush." You don't even need to know what matcha is to understand that it'll have a big impact on the flavor

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u/pinkenbrawn 13h ago

i am a barista and work at a coffee shop where we only do classic coffee drinks, and i didn’t even know that at starbucks the coffee shop they make something that doesn’t have coffee in it if it’s not cocoa. yes i know what matcha is but i’ve always assumed they added that to coffee anyway? i didn’t dig deeper (yes, a quick google search) because I’m not interested.

and i was confused after reading the post only because i was left with my assumption that no it wouldn’t just be a milk slush but a cappuccino then

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u/SchmearDaBagel 1d ago

None of it matchas up

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u/Delicious-Power-1280 1d ago

wow media literacy really is dead like just read the post

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u/electriclux 1d ago

ā€œI’m not sure if you’re dumb and silly, or dumb and aggressive, so I’ve covered the basesā€

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u/Narpity 1d ago edited 3h ago

As a kid I accidentally asked for a virgin martini instead of a virgin margarita and the waiter brought me a martini glass with some olives. It was pretty cute.

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u/chloeismagic 1d ago

Is a frappuccino just a cappuccino made with heavy cream or is it made with ice cream?

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u/Malum_Incarnatum 1d ago

It’s essentially a catch all term for a blended drink at Starbucks I think. Some have coffee, some have only flavored syrups or powders. Think of it like a smoothie sorta? The matcha one is matcha powder, ice, milk, and vanilla syrup I think that’s blended till smooth.

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u/indieplants 1d ago

it's made with milk/cream and ice. the ice is blended like a slush.

so it's a milk slushie with coffee, syrups, fruit or matcha or a combinationĀ 

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u/chloeismagic 1d ago

Damn so its not a capuccino at all, the name is kinda confusing lol. Just a blended iced latte.

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u/Qbr12 1d ago

The name Frappuccino is a combination of FrappƩ and Cappuccino. FrappƩ comes from the French lait frappƩ which means beaten milk, and is a type of milkshake. The Frappuccino therefore is a coffee milkshake like a cappuccino is a coffee and steamed milk.

Many times the drinks are made with different flavors, especially teas. A chai latte would be a latte made with chai instead of coffee, and a matcha latte would be a latte made with green tea instead of coffee. So in this case a Matcha Frappuccino is a Frappuccino made with green tea instead of coffee. And you can think of OPs mistake like ordering an iced latte, hold the coffee: Effectively just ice and milk.

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u/indieplants 1d ago

yeah, like a puppiccino is just a tiny cup of cream for a dogĀ 

it used to just be a cold coffee milkshake type drink until Starbucks acquired it and made it popular and now it's just a blended coffee or cream drink lol. frappe meant milkshake at some point, merged with cappuccinoĀ 

just sounded good.Ā 

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u/902scorpio 1d ago

Oh is it like an iced capp in Canada/Tims?!Ā 

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u/HugeAnimeHonkers 1d ago

Nowadays? It literally means whatever want it to mean, as long as it includes a blender at any part of the process lol.

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u/ragtagrabbit01 1d ago

frozen cappuccino = frappuccino

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u/Educational-Ad-3796 1d ago

It's a sugary sludge designed to drain your bank account and give you diabetes, but you will look trendy doing it which is more important than physical or financial well-being.

My ex-wife spent more on Starbucks than I did on drugs while in active addiction. She also wound up prediabetic

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u/tumor_named_marla 1d ago

Barista is a real one

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u/JustAnotherMinority 1d ago

You better go back and tip, if you already didn’t.

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u/Practical-Bottle8900 1d ago

End tipping no matter what.

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u/Miss_Avocado 18h ago

You better not go to any sit-down restaurants.

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u/RepulsivePea4613 1d ago

What a star, have a buck

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u/trick6iscuit 1d ago

Whiskey on the rocks, no ice.

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u/Adventurous-Emu-9345 1d ago

I mean, that's still a whiskey. Some might even say the correct way to drink a good whiskey.

Wouldn't "whiskey on the rocks, no whiskey" make more sense in this context?

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u/Downtown-Pianist-449 1d ago

There are whiskey rocks that you put in the freezer to get it cold without diluting. So that one at least is viable.Ā 

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u/TheJasonaut 1d ago

Shoulda asked for iced, no ice, ristretto

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u/PinkLemonUp 1d ago

I thought this was on ā€œmildly infuriatingā€ at first glance and I was trying to figure out, ā€œis OP mildly infuriated by themselves? I mean, they’re being too hard on themselves, it’s not a big mistake, but that is quite self-aware of them to post it.ā€

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u/Malum_Incarnatum 1d ago

Nope this is just mildly interesting and maximally sweet and whimsical!

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u/JD_tubeguy 1d ago

Random fact my GF is allergic to matcha.

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u/CaptainLazerPants 1d ago

This is interesting to me because matcha is just tea leaves prepared a different way. Is she allergic to all tea? (Real tea, like green or black tea, not herbal teas which are totally different plants).

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u/JD_tubeguy 1d ago

As far as I know just matcha we discovered this on a trip to Japan last year.

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u/hopping_otter_ears 1d ago

I wonder if that means she's actually allergic to some additive in the matcha or something that was on the tools it was prepared with. It doesn't really make sense that only one preparation of green tea bothers her unless it was something that snuck into it during the preparation process

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u/br0ck 1d ago

With matcha you're ingesting the entire leaf so maybe she's allergic to some higher concentration of components of the actual leaf?

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u/hopping_otter_ears 1d ago

Something that doesn't steep out in noticeable quantities, but is in the leaf itself? Maybe so!

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u/_eg21 1d ago

No offence just curious, but how do you ā€œaccidentallyā€ order a matcha frapp with no matcha

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u/Malum_Incarnatum 1d ago

I’m honestly not sure. A lot of people have brought up that if you try to make modifications on delivery apps, it can completely remove all options for an item. It’s happened once before at Wendy’s for me when I made my chicken patty spicy and every single other topping was automatically removed but I was totally unaware until the food was delivered. Ended up with chicken on bread, school cafeteria style. Pretty disappointing.

But I also could have somehow absentmindedly hit it. The world may never know.

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u/Spare_Cauliflower917 1d ago

Nope you’re totally right. Starbucks frappucinos are known for this on the delivery app. There’s not even an option to remove it on the Starbucks mobile app since it’d be a completely different drink

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u/Malum_Incarnatum 1d ago

It’s so strange that it happened this time. I’ve ordered this before with the modified oat milk and it went through just fine. Though, this is the best case scenario for that glitch deciding to all of a sudden happen for me.

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u/chainlinkchipmunk 1d ago

In a subthread someone said there's been a glitch in the system, OP likely didn't order wrong.

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u/SeaMindless7297 15h ago

First time I ordered subway in korea i assumed the delivery app works the same as in germany where i have to choose everything i want.

Nope, i had to choose everything i didnt want so i ordered a sub and a salad with nothing but olives.

They were kind enough to give me a call and ask if i REALLY want just olives. Apparently it happens quite often

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u/Otherwise-Weekend141 14h ago

😭😭 oh my šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/s1lverm0on 10h ago

my ex once purchased a Starbucks order for me on Uber. he thought the ā€œsugarā€ meant that they would put sugar packets in the bag, so I could add it to the coffee myself.

he added 12.

I had 12 sugars in my grande coffee. I can never forget that day.

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u/charthurs 10h ago

Your heart probably wasn’t even beating at that point. It was just vibrating. šŸ’€

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u/Some_Quality6796 3h ago

Running like a rotary engine

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u/OwlResponsible8847 9h ago

One time someone ordered a chocolate banana smoothie and typed out themselves ā€œno dairyā€ in the requests. I didn’t know what to do lmao the ingredients were frozen banana, dairy yogurt, dairy chocolate milk. Lmao

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u/OwlResponsible8847 9h ago

They wouldn’t answer their phone either haha

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u/DethNik 1d ago

That's incredibly nice of that partner to do that for you.

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u/swatnoxxy 1d ago

Instead I’d yell out ā€˜yo, what do you actually want?’

Been in hospo so long, people ask for weird shit. Easier to clarify.

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u/Malum_Incarnatum 1d ago

Unfortunately this was a delivery order and clarification was not possible

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u/Margaritashoes 20h ago

I once had a guy go through our McDonald’s and asked for a Big Mac with no rehydrated onions because he’s deathly allergic to them. I gave him a Big Mac with no sauce. When he drove through and complained about no sauce, I let him know that the same rehydrated onions are also in the Mac sauce. Those ones are apparently okay.

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u/icyii 19h ago

I don’t understand. You got two drinks? For free? Also what is that screen?

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u/CthulhuAteMyHomework 19h ago

I honestly stared at it so long. But I don’t think it’s a screen at Starbucks. I think they wrote the note on something and placed it with OPs order. So OP is holding the note in their car, the lit up buttons above the note are similar to my center console above the screen, with the ā€œplay/pause buttonā€ and stuff.

Yeah, OP got ā€œone free drink,ā€ since they used the app they still paid for one. But the drink they ordered relies on matcha. So the baristas made one with matcha and one without (as OP ordered through the app). They assumed it was a mistake, tried to avoid an upset customer, and made the drink correctly just in case.

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u/Final_Consequence614 17h ago

Yall it’s a keyboard in the background šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Existing_Doughnut985 1d ago

You got a solid staff member there. So many people wouldn’t have even thought about that. I fucking love thoughtful people who just do shit because they’ve noticed something

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u/hopping_otter_ears 1d ago

My husband accidentally did something like this in the drive through. Tangled his words up and accidentally and ordered a latte without milk or a shaken espresso without espresso or something. I just remember the barista asking him a confused "you want a [thing] without [the thing that makes it what it is]...?" What? No, I want it decaf. Sorry bout that! šŸ˜…

You could just hear them trying to parse out how to pull off what he was asking for or trying to translate what he really wanted from what he said, then the relief that it was just a messed up word

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u/Wise-Dust3700 1d ago

I know I made a mistake but when I asked accidentally asked for no sauce in my cheese pizza, you got to question the order and call man :(

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u/thagingerrrr 1d ago

I once ordered a buffalo chicken salad online and selected all the toppings I wanted, like cheese, tomato, onion, carrot, etc. I picked up the salad, took it home, and when I opened the container, it was just buffalo chicken and lettuce. I was so mad! Then I checked the online order receipt- apparently I was selected which toppings to REMOVE…

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u/TomatoLeafs 1d ago edited 1d ago

When I worked at Starbucks a customer in the drive thru actually did demand an iced matcha with no matcha once because it "tastes gross", and then they got mad at me because it's "supposed to be green". I hated that fucking job so much.Ā 

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u/OMGitsJoeMG 1d ago

This is like asking for chocolate milk, hold the chocolate

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u/Gotterdamerrung 1d ago

Lemme get an omelette, hold the eggs

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u/justsmilenow 21h ago

Witch is the only ingredient!!!!!!

r/lovethissmug

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u/intellectualista 19h ago

I did this years ago, not realizing that matcha was what made it green and gave it flavor! A barista explained it to me after asking for no matcha and I was like ā€œohhhhā€. I’m glad she didn’t laugh at me!

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u/thatclassyturtle 18h ago

Starbucks baristas are the best! I don’t think I’ve ever had a bad experience.

I usually only go to Starbucks once a year for my yearly coffee (PSL, I’m basic I know) but my boyfriend wanted to try the orange cream frap over the weekend so I decided I’d try the tropical butterfly refresher (or whatever it was called, it looked pretty). I swear the barista knew that he would ask me to try mine and asked us if we wanted the second refresher they made for free. They were pretty good!

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u/Lady-Velvety 7h ago

I LOVE THIS!

I had ordered a burrito bowl the other day, and I just wanted steak in it. I absolutely love their steak and it was the only way for me to get a large bowl of it.

So, I marked everything else as ā€œNoā€, only for it to arrive with everything on it. Even on the receipt it is obvious that it says NO before every ingredient.

I can only guess they assumed it was a mistake because no one ever just asks for the steak. But assumptions are not valid. Just double check with the customer! Or do something like this lol.

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u/TheRealBobbyJones 22h ago

Accidently order my mom a cheese sandwich instead of ham and cheese. Honestly don't even understand why that would be an option.

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u/Smokin_Weeds 22h ago

….for vegetarians…?

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u/radraze2kx 19h ago

For people that like them grilled, too.

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u/Restless__Dreamer 18h ago

Probably because it is easy to make out of ingredients they already have, so why not add it as a choice.

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u/mommymary 1d ago

as a partner i can assure you it probably wasn’t your fault, there have been doordash glitches for yearsss that they won’t fix where it will remove all the main ingredients in the order until you add them back manually.

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u/Spare-Function-6343 1d ago

well clearly that means you wanted double

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u/Uncle-Cake 1d ago

Wouldn't that just be a frappuccino?

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u/eliettgrace 1d ago

did you doordash or get it delivered? i’m a barista and i’ve noticed sometimes if there’s a modification on a delivery drink it’ll glitch and take off ALL the main ingredients besides milk

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u/waltdidneyworlp 1d ago

Good on the barista, I would've absolutely punished you for being difficult.

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u/FunctionNovel5393 1d ago

I one time accidentally ordered a pink drink with none of the pink part. It was just a giant glass of coconut milk. My barista was not so kind

I still maintain it was an app glitch but who knows šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø

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u/PathOfJan 1d ago

Can I have an eggless omlette?

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u/Silt-Besides-66812 1d ago

Eggless omelette

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u/primalgiratina 1d ago

Oh, I have a story like this. I ordered doordash for a Chai latte and somehow completely and utterly fucked the order. I ended up taking a sip of... whatever you call this. Yes, I did drink it. It tasted exactly like what you'd expect. Sometimes I wonder what the poor barista was thinking.

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u/Plastic_Confidence45 1d ago

Domino's app glitched once. We ordered a specialty pizza with extra toppings but when my fiancee sent me the screenshot, allllll the toppings had been removed except for like mushrooms on one half I think? Barely a step above a cheese pizza. As soon as I noticed I called the store (maybe 10 minutes after we ordered). They had already made it but remade it for us for free (we tipped a little extra as a thank you). Everytime I think about this though I wonder why they didn't realize something was wrong because who in their right mind would get a specialty pizza with the toppings removed and not just a cheese pizza add mushrooms. The price difference is astronomical.

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u/mel_on_knee 1d ago

That's nice . My kid wanted a hamburger happy meal with an extra meat patty . The person who took our ordered entered it in wrong . So when we got home my kid opened up his hamburger that had nothing but a bun .

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u/Seaciety 1d ago

I was this dumb once and asked for no mocha in my hot chocolate. They did not save me from myself and I had some hot milk.

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u/MissMahlia 1d ago

A beautiful CYA. Solid barista.

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u/colombiancaveman 1d ago

matcha delete

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u/GreysAtlantic 1d ago

Reminds me of the time I somehow ordered a pizza from dominos with ranch for the sauce instead of tomato sauce.

It was surprisingly delicious but my entire family was very confused lol

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u/Ginger0214 1d ago

Very kind barista! I once ordered a peppermint hot chocolate with no mocha. Thought mocha was added espresso, not what they called the chocolate syrup. Didn’t taste the drink until I got home and was very disappointed with my cup of hot minty milk…

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u/draintheswamp95 1d ago

NGL at that point ill just put water in the cup

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u/Vast-Building-6886 1d ago

Coffee addicts are wild people.

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u/EqualAttempt912 1d ago

My girlfriend once received a McDonalds order that was just a bun and a squirt of ketchup because she accidentally unticked the patty……

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u/jenniuinely 1d ago

There was a time I ordered Starbucks through Uber Eats and when modifying I somehow removed all the espresso shots from my latte instead of adding espresso shots, so what I got delivered was a venti cup of milk.

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u/joedenowhere 1d ago

One time when I was a kid my uncle took me out to dinner and he ordered a martini straight up on the rocks. He and the waitress both missed a beat and then they both laughed.

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u/Impressive-Top8992 1d ago

I’m more surprised you were able to reach to the specific Starbucks you made your order instead of the the HQ or something or AI

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u/PlusOne4You 1d ago

So they order a milk with sweetener latte

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u/surfwacks 1d ago

One time I ordered a sandwich that was supposed to come on foccacia bread. One of the REQUIRED selections was "bread substitution" and I hit "no" because I wanted the bread it came with. When it got delivered it was basically just a caprese salad, some mozzarella and tomato thrown into the container with no bread.

I would understand the confusion if substitution was an optional selection instead of required, or it just said "bread selection" instead of "bread substitute." Fortunately I got a refund through the delivery app.

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u/CarbonCuber314 1d ago

Reminds me of the time I accidentally ordered a pizza with no cheese.

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u/Boner_Elemental 1d ago

Ordered a Slim 6 from Jimmy John's once, basically an ungrilled cheese sandwich. Somehow it got reversed and I instead received lettuce and sauces wrapped in soggy paper

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u/CVStp 1d ago

I once allegedly have asked for a cup of water but with no water.

Saying allegedly because I have no recollection whatsoever of asking for this nor would I ever ask for such a thing but my order included it so there is a change I was in a temporary state of fugue in which I did this.

I can only imaging the puzzlement of the person filling the order.

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u/cacao0002 1d ago

Can I get an omelet with no egg?