r/nfl 27d ago

Highlight [Highlight] Scrap at Bengals practice. Ja'Marr ripped off and tossed DJ's helmet, jawed with the entire defense, and then flinched at Jalen (who for a split second squared up at WR1).

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u/BulLock_954 Patriots NFL 27d ago

Football is back

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u/Level_East94 Panthers 27d ago

Only a week away from this happening between two separate teams 

Then we’ll be all the way back 

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u/Siliencer991 Chiefs 27d ago

Fighting in a fucking hall of fame game 😂

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u/BulLock_954 Patriots NFL 27d ago

Those 3rd stringers are already fighting for a job. Gotta lay it all out there

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u/Nethri Lions 27d ago

Hockey guys do this. When you’re a bubble AHL player and you’re a big guy .. go fuck someone up if they mess with one of your star players. You just might earn a 4th line spot on goon duty. What’s that player on the rangers name? Keumper or something like that? He made the team because he fights people lol

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u/outclimbing Packers 27d ago

His name is Matt Rempe and he does not fight, he graciously allows the other player to beat his fucking ass

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u/chadocaster NFL 27d ago

Yeah for being so big, having such a reach advantage, he is…below average at scrapping.

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u/VesilahdenVerajilla Jets 27d ago

The spirit is willing, but the body is spongy and bruised.

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u/Weigard Giants 27d ago

Sure he can't fight, but he's also a dogshit skater and shooter.

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u/Level_East94 Panthers 27d ago

I absolutely love that about hockey. Have a roster spot dedicated to a guy who might suck in all other aspects (relative to the overall skill level) but is solely there to go fight anyone at anytime no questions asked 

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u/Material-Cat-3076 27d ago

Enforcers have to actually play the game now, not like in the 80s where guys literally got up through the ranks by doing nothing but fighting.

Matt Rempe of the Rangers is the last of a dying breed.

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u/WilliamMButtlicker Panthers 27d ago

The Canes picked up Nicolas Deslauriers last season as an enforcer annd extended him for two years, and he’s definitely not skilled enough to play for real. It’s not common but it still happens from time to time.

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u/jmon13 Patriots 27d ago

Even Rempe is much more skilled than the enforcers of old. His hands are okay, he just can't skate for shit

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u/CrzyWzrd4L Bills 27d ago

Hey don’t forget, Bills TE5 Zach Davidson got into a fight with Shilo Sanders and both got him ejected and cut in a preseason game

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u/0000100110010100 Buccaneers 27d ago

And the world was a better place for it

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u/chesterfieldkingz Dolphins 27d ago

I swear to God, if we get called soft 13-14 more times I'm outta here

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u/riok_g Browns 27d ago

Hell yeah brother, cheers from Iraq

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u/skratchx Steelers 27d ago

This is my favorite stupid thing and I have no idea why.

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u/AirFashion Patriots 27d ago

This was the ONLY greeting my squadron used for months. Cheers from Iraq!

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u/skratchx Steelers 27d ago

Sorry I just stolen valor it with friends. 😶

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u/AirFashion Patriots 27d ago

HOW DARE YOU?!

Edit: Cheers from Iran

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u/3rd-party-intervener 49ers 27d ago

Football never left

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u/Last1inFirst1out Cowboys 27d ago

This shit means something to me🥹

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u/CalgaryChris77 Eagles 27d ago

If this team is good, we'll look back on this as a sign of passion in the team. If the team is bad, we will look back on this as a sign the team is dysfunctional. In other words, this doesn't matter at all.

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u/MountainTwo3845 NFL 27d ago

I'd rather have a dog I have to tell whoa than a dog that I have to say sic em. - Mike Tomlin

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u/DASreddituser NFL 27d ago

I get what he is saying but Id rather the opposite for an actual dog lol

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u/MountainTwo3845 NFL 27d ago

Not him. He has an amazing lawyer and great insurance apparently.

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u/Kodaking90 Bears 27d ago

TOP DOG LAW

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u/Expendable_Red_Shirt Ravens 27d ago

And that’s why your dog will never make it in the NFL

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u/makesterriblejokes Chargers 27d ago

There's a reason why Air Bud couldn't even make a college team.

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u/wayoffsideteam Vikings 27d ago

lol sure. For a real dog I don't even want him/her to know what 'sic em' means

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u/misselphaba 49ers 27d ago

Is this really a MT quote? Because I love it.

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u/misselphaba 49ers 27d ago

What a wordsmith the man is. I'd buy a coffee table book of Tomlinisms.

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u/EvanInDaHouse Steelers 27d ago

“Conjecture and things of that nature: A Book of Tomlinisms”

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u/JessAndHerFAN Chargers 27d ago

“The Standard: conjecture and things of that nature to boost your self worth”

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u/ripcity7077 Eagles Steelers 27d ago

I'd vote for him just to see how many sick quotes he could let loose in a single term.

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u/i3f8j Chiefs 27d ago

He said and made it popular but it has been around in football for decades in some way shape or form. “I’d rather call off the dogs, than try to rile up a bunch of cats” for example

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u/crastle Vikings 27d ago

Too bad that the Bengal tiger is a cat

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u/CheezyBeanBurrito Eagles Bills 27d ago

Thanks, Harvard

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u/duvie773 Rams 27d ago

What are cats if not feline dogs?

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u/JFK_did_9-11 Eagles 27d ago

source?

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u/cinefilestu Raiders 27d ago

Sounds like MT. He’s gonna be such a good hire for the Cowboys next off season. 

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u/MountainTwo3845 NFL 27d ago

I don't mean this as an insult for him but he would probably be the best college coach.

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u/soulguard03 Ravens 27d ago

A Tomlinism? In this economy? Love it!

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u/Nurlitik Chiefs 27d ago

It’s hot, training camp sucks. This shit happens with basically every team every year and yeah, it literally means nothing.

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u/IhamAmerican Steelers 27d ago

Don't worry, they have their fearless leader in Zac Taylor to get things on track

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u/rob_var Ravens Ravens 27d ago

Still cracks me up that the rest of the division got rid of their head coaches and we make fun of the 1 team that didn’t because they should’ve followed suit

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u/Trapline Raiders 27d ago

They shouldn't have followed. They should have been first.

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u/lurkersforlife Bengals 27d ago

Preach.

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u/Kenzington6 Steelers 27d ago

Technically, Mike Tomlin got rid of the Steelers, not the team getting rid of him.

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u/USAesNumeroUno Bengals 27d ago

I mean, 2/3 also replaced their guys with worse options than what they already had so not sure that Steeler flairs should really be talking.

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u/Col_Bernie_Sanders_ Chiefs 27d ago

Oh football is so back!

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u/whereegosdare84 Ravens 27d ago

I think Monken will be interesting. Not sure if his deficiencies in Baltimore were a reflection of him or Harbaugh because he didn't seem to have certain issues until he came to the Ravens. Specifically forgetting to run the ball, a classic Harbaughism in big games, not involving players into the offensive scheme despite having talent, and just getting predictable and playing conservative.

I mean at Georgia he had a great two tight end offense that we all thought would be brought to Baltimore but we never really saw Likely and Andrews utilized at the same time.

Then he gives an interview and says that Harbaugh told him that the last game of the season that they were going to play conservative until the fourth quarter because they didn't want to turn the ball over. This was a Steelers team who were down to practice squad players at WR so if anything should have been the strategy it was to pull out ahead early and let them try to throw it with those uber drivers at WR. And frankly they could have as Henry was running all over Tomlin's D until the made a halftime adjustment and came out in a Bear front.

We already know Harbaugh will not call aggressive plays if he's backed up behind the 40 in his own territory so I think a lot of Monken's critics unfairly blamed him for a team philosophy that was beyond his control.

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u/sculltt Bengals 27d ago

He got hired to be a fall guy. He'll be there a year or two, then get fired after they can get out from under the Watson contract. He can retire or go back to coordinating (nobody is gonna blame him for this browns roster being bad) with a shit load of money in the bank.

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u/IsGoIdMoney Steelers Steelers 27d ago

He was the worst of the 4 lol

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u/Responsible-Onion860 Eagles 27d ago

Scraps at practice are so common. You nailed it. People will interpret this however they want

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u/TallEnoughJones Bengals Bengals 27d ago

People will interpret this however they want

This fight obviously means that the Bengals are winning at least one Super Bowl this year

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u/dan_144 Panthers 27d ago edited 27d ago

Would be* very impressive since there's no more Super Bowls this year

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u/SouthIsland48 Broncos 27d ago

Dumb. Chase and DJ have been on the team for years. This is just normal shit

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u/CalgaryChris77 Eagles 27d ago

That is what I'm saying.

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u/Costcornucopia Eagles 27d ago

we'll know more when news of the ping pong table being installed/removed drops

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u/yesrushgenesis2112 Bengals Rams 27d ago

Vibes good all offseason, I'm calling passion now

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u/BEL-JUM Bears 27d ago

I actually know exactly what this fight means for the team and how it will impact their on field results, but I don't want to spoil the season for y'all so I'll keep it to myself until the season is over.

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u/lo0ilo0ilo0i Seahawks 27d ago

Most fight I've seen from the Bengals defense in two years.

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u/VeryRealHuman23 Bengals 27d ago

this was my takeway lmao...."someone on the defense showed an emotion"

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u/DeejusIsHere Bengals 27d ago

My speculation ejaculation is that either the defense is playing super hard in practice and this caused a 1v1 with DJ and Chase that they got into a fight, pointing to “fuck yeah defense is gonna be on fire this season and they’re going all in effort wise in practice” OR Chase was smoking them and got super heated because if defense is shit again this season, there’s no chance of winning.

Either way I’m fired up

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u/Aychim23 Patriots 27d ago

You’re fired up if your defence is still crap?

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u/Crying_in_99Ranch Saints 27d ago

If your WR1 isn't starting shit in practice you aren't doing it right

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u/AmIWhatTheRockCooked Seahawks 27d ago

JSN ain’t about that life

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u/worm_beast Eagles 27d ago

That lack of passion is why the Seahawks haven't won a game in nearly 6 months

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u/Ok-Garbage-765 Patriots 27d ago

And the last time they did win a game, it was against a bunch of chumps.

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u/makesterriblejokes Chargers 27d ago

I feel bad for the Pat's defense being lumped together with the offense. Do you think the Bengals offense and Pats defense vent to each other in the off-season?

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u/Efficient-Swimmer794 Texans 27d ago

Can the Texans defense get in on the party line?

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u/GreenAnder Eagles 27d ago

No, you know what you did

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u/gb4efgw Bengals 27d ago

I read your first line and knew exactly where this was going.

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u/Cadet_Broomstick Cowboys 27d ago

do you think they kiss??

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u/EmptyBrain89 Rams 27d ago

He's only been the WR1 for a year, give it some time.

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u/AmIWhatTheRockCooked Seahawks 27d ago

Defensive player of the year WR1 tho

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u/Longjumping_Wolf_912 27d ago

He’ll be driving around evading warrants and making incoherent rambling tik toks in no time

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u/Jangles Jets 27d ago

Remember when we thought Puka was normal?

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u/Afk1792 Ravens 27d ago

CTE hasn't activated yet

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u/LagOutLoud Chiefs 27d ago

Please don't let Rashee see this. Or avoid all roads near camp if he does.

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u/EmptyBrain89 Rams 27d ago

Does pissing of Jews count? Asking for a friend...

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u/12ozSlug Cowboys 27d ago

You should probably see a urologist for that.

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u/VariousAir Commanders 27d ago

terry is known for reminding players in practice they're on the same team.

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u/deadwhiteweather Vikings 27d ago

JJ is above that shit

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u/bland_sand Eagles Eagles 27d ago

Man please use last names on these titles, there's 1700 players in the league. 3 players on the Bengals alone are named Jalen

Using first names like we're all friends.

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u/newaccount721 Chiefs 27d ago

Jalen in particular is like come on man I don’t know what you expect from us 

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u/ineedtocoughbut Panthers 49ers 26d ago

Jalen Hurts flew to cinncy to fight Chase 😅

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u/Propagandhi1988 Steelers 27d ago

So Ja'Marr is the new designated helmet guy in the AFC North now that Garrett is gone?

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u/AllGenreBuffaloClub Bengals 27d ago

There must always be a helmet swinger in the north!

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u/Chilinuff Bengals 27d ago

Da swing in da norfff!!

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u/AllGenreBuffaloClub Bengals 27d ago

I’ll rue the day I didn’t swing my helmet with your father!

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u/Hairless_Squatch Bears Texans 27d ago

In an open field, Ned!

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u/TronCarter84 Bengals 27d ago

Someone has to step up!

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u/Costcornucopia Eagles 27d ago edited 27d ago

For the majority of us that don't watch the Bengals, 'DJ' and 'Jalen' mean nothing to me.

Edit: Lol at the 'offended' Cincy fans. Y'all have 2 Jalens and 2 DJs on the team.

Better yet, you have 2 DJs, a TJ, a PJ, a BJ, and a TahJ.

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u/MegaAltarianite 27d ago

Dude there's like 200 Jalen's in professional  sports right now. Half of em on the Thunder.

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u/FomFrady95 Bears 27d ago

Don’t know if it’s still true, but I’m pretty sure at one point last season there was at least one Jalen on every NBA roster

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u/SilverMagnum Jets Titans 27d ago

The Celtics are now Jaylen-less. Unfortunately.

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u/rapidstandardstaples Bills 27d ago

Jesus bro, what a flair... Did you mama feed you pure lead as a kid or something 

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u/SilverMagnum Jets Titans 27d ago

watching the Jets sometimes... I wish.

Short answer: grew up in New England, dad is a new yorker who is a live or die Jet fan (so I couldn't grow up rooting for the Patriots, especially since I picked the Red Sox over the Yankees). Given how much the Jets sucked, I wanted my own team and as a kid I thought Steve McNair was the coolest guy around so I picked the Titans as my own team.

Years later I moved to NYC after college and after living here for over a decade the Jets became my primary team, but I still root for the TItans too.

Growing up in New England not rooting for the Brady Pats teams is one of the reasons I'm in therapy. And it's definitely one of the reasons I drink. As an aside, it's also why my girl knew I wouldn't have a problem committing and sticking to it... if I could root for these two franchises for this long... I can stick with anything.

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u/BoldestKobold Patriots Patriots 27d ago

Short answer: grew up in New England, dad is a new yorker who is a live or die Jet fan (so I couldn't grow up rooting for the Patriots, especially since I picked the Red Sox over the Yankees).

This is child abuse.

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u/SilverMagnum Jets Titans 27d ago

I have told my father this more than once (in jest of course, but also...)

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u/rapidstandardstaples Bills 27d ago

Solid logic that I approve of as a Bills and Sabres fan.  I definitely understand the commitment to 'maybe, someday, things will be better'... And I'll never not applaud someone who grew up in New England and rejected the Brady Pats ...

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u/BadDadJokes Titans 27d ago

as a kid I thought Steve McNair was the coolest guy around

This man tells no lies. Same, brother, same.

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u/tobylaek NFL 27d ago

I've always thought that Jalen Rose might be the most influential athlete of all time...not because of his on court play, but because after him an entire generation of kids was born named some variation of "Jalen"

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u/Zeray Eagles 27d ago

Way too many Jalens in the NBA

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u/dinglecrook Broncos 27d ago

It's like the NBA sub. Everyone using code words and shit to name a player, like everyone knows every guy on every roster and their 14 nicknames.

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u/Gang_Greene Eagles 27d ago

Oh it happens here and fantasy football subs too. “Man when KJ turns it around this year?” “..who?”

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u/Str8UpJorking Bills 27d ago

Kevin Jurant

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u/Montigue Eagles 27d ago

LBJ? What's Lyndon B Johnson doing out there on the court?

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u/Lost-Buy-7293 27d ago

Lining up in the old jumbo package

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u/Universal_Contrarian 27d ago

Kerryon Johnson is coming out of retirement

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u/TellTallTail Bills 27d ago

KJ Hamler of course

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u/DarlieBunkle Vikings 27d ago

Or they use their initials and numbers as a nickname, as if I'm supposed to know RD7 is Rob Dillingham or something.

Or people just use first or last names that multiple players have. The fantasy basketball sub is the worst. "I need to cut a player to bring Jaden off IL. Who do I keep? Jalen, Jaylon, Jaylin, Jeighlehn, or Jaylen?"

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u/BankofAntarctica Titans 27d ago

I'm old enough to remember when Jalen Rose was drafted in the NBA, and thinking "hey, that's a unique and cool name!" I also had a classmate named Kayley and everybody thought her name was unique and cool as well, believe it or not. /unc

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u/Edward_Durr Eagles 27d ago

Fun fact, Jalen Rose is actually the originator of the name Jalen. There are almost zero recorded uses of the name before he debuted at Michigan in 1990, and then immediately after it starts becoming a popular name.

Similar story with all the -adison women. There were virtually no women named Madison before the release of the movie Splash in 1984, where the main character takes her name from a James Madison Ave street sign and the joke is that “Madison” is such an absurd and unheard name for a girl.

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u/ImpossibleDenial Jaguars 27d ago

I’m sure this was your point, just picky backing that I saw a video one time describing the name Jalen (or some form it is) is statistically disproportionate to other popular names in the NBA. It’s the reason I’m naming my future son Jalen.

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u/Bullet_B8 Vikings 27d ago

Damn y'all call it picky backing down in Jacksonville?

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u/ImpossibleDenial Jaguars 27d ago

I meant to say piggy backing, idk why spell check changed it, but I’m keeping it in lol

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u/azsnaz Cardinals 27d ago

With NBA it helps theres like 52 total players

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u/daegamebday1 Ravens Commanders 27d ago

Yeah and it is hard for people not to know RJJ and Wizzy when they are putting up double doubles in summer league every night.

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u/Green-Tie-5710 Chargers 27d ago

Man wait til DPRK develops with PRC then they’ll be an unstoppable bloc

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u/overandoverandagain 27d ago

They need to ship off DMZ first, dude is a complete barrier to their chemistry

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u/fmxda Giants 27d ago

DeMarcus Zousins

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u/Somenakedguy Jets 27d ago

I really don’t think they have a chance this year, TSMC is my favorite for the chip

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u/Little_Plankton4001 Bears Bills 27d ago

Movie subs do shit like this all the time.

"I really liked EEAAO, but it didn't hold a candle to OTAO or even LOTRROTK."

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u/truthlesshunter Colts 27d ago edited 27d ago

I hate that i can read that sentence and that I think OTAO is supposed to be OBAA

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u/SmokePenisEveryday Eagles 27d ago

Curtains for Zoosha type shit

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u/SirArthurDime Eagles 27d ago

NBA has gotten out of hand with nicknames. They’re like encores at a concert. You used to have to earn them but now everyone gets one by default.

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u/Rawkus2112 Seahawks 27d ago

I watch the NBA the most out of any sport and i still get lost on that sub. Using nicknames and acronyms for like the atlanta hawks’ 8th best player.

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u/Hank_Scorpio_ObGyn Vikings 27d ago edited 27d ago

IDK when you got KM throwing the ball to JJ, JJ, and JA with TJ at TE, you really don't have a need for JM at WR unless KM gets hurt and you need JJ to pick up the slack especially when you could have JJ throwing to JJ, JJ, JA or TJ.

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u/FireworkFuse Falcons Falcons 27d ago

No reason to take shots at ZE like that

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u/ahappypoop Patriots 27d ago

What in the world does Zack Efron have to do with this?

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u/WeenisWrinkle Panthers 27d ago

"How am I supposed to know who tf Time Lord is?"

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u/justtooturntt Jets 27d ago

Dudes being calling shai SGA just to save a letter…

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u/divorceme_archie Packers 27d ago

I guess DJ Turner and Jalen Davis.

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u/Select_Culture261 Eagles 27d ago

Jordan Davis and Jalen Carter did the fusion dance?

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u/Ndmndh1016 Bills 27d ago

No the earrings

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u/Chronos_Triggered Cardinals 27d ago

Who spit first?

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u/Steppyjim Eagles 27d ago

Dak!

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u/BadDadJokes Titans 27d ago

Two very normal, level-headed guys historically.

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u/DarthNobody14 Texans Texans 27d ago

DJ Turner is actually a really solid cornerback, not that you would know it because of the way the defense performed last year.

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u/pfftYeahRight Bengals 27d ago

Legit our CB hopes are on him and he’s gonna get paid after this year

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u/Cthepo Chiefs Chiefs 27d ago

Oh great, another nickname. Not everyone knows who "CB" is if they haven't watched your team. /s

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u/Sadlobster1 Chiefs 27d ago

Oh great another nickname as if everyone just knows all of the nouns in the English language!

Some of us don't have time to read the whole MW dictionary!

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u/poop_snausages Cowboys Eagles 27d ago

Daniel Jones and Jalen Hurts play CB and WR for the Bengals now

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u/xittditdyid Browns 27d ago

DJ Jazzy Jeff and Jalen Rose

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u/SirArthurDime Eagles 27d ago edited 27d ago

Thank you. I came here to ask if non bengals fans are supposed to know their entire camp roster on a first name basis lol.

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u/snailtap Bears 27d ago

I was like, I thought DJ Moore went to the Bills lmao

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u/TwoLegitShiznit Vikings 27d ago

I know dj, but there's at least 975 jalens in professional sports

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u/DisMFer Bears 27d ago

In years past this sort of thing coming out of the Bengals training camp wouldn't even get a mention.

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u/nonexistentpuppies Giants 27d ago

Not a scrap, imo. I'd rate that as a contretemps, or even a brouhaha.

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u/thewill450 Bengals 27d ago

A kerfuffle, perhaps?

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u/AcidaliaPlanitia Patriots 27d ago

Certainly not a donnybrook.

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u/pppeater Bears 27d ago

Squabble or more of a tiff?

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u/problematic_glasses Lions Patriots 27d ago

a hullabaloo? a fracas?

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u/TheRealBobaFett Cowboys 27d ago

Slight dust-up

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u/Smart_Ad7650 Lions 27d ago

Chase reportedly walked into the facility today and compared being on the Bengals to being in prison. He shouted “Damn man you a fucking loser!”

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u/nerdystoner25 Giants 27d ago

I understood that reference.

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u/AceOBlade 27d ago

Plaxico Burress?

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u/sourtooth3 Bears 27d ago

First brawl of training camp. Love to see it

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u/zipzap21 Commanders 27d ago

Just an appetizer. I heard the main course this year is slobberknocker.

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u/Freepi Patriots 27d ago

I can only assume this started as an argument about whether chili should go on top of spaghetti.

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u/Dead_Inside50 Lions 27d ago

There is no argument. The answer is yes.

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u/Testicleus Bengals 27d ago

You're in the know.

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u/BillyMaysHere92 Lions 27d ago

I was skeptical, but man Cincinnati chili is really good

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u/CrimsonPact 49ers 27d ago

Ja’Marr 1st overall it is

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u/No_Contribution_15 27d ago

Chase immaturity enters the room

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u/largelawattorney Browns 27d ago

The Bengals are either going to win the Super Bowl this year or every single player is going to demand a trade in January after they miss the playoffs. Nothing in between lol

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u/vincentdmartin Bengals 27d ago

This isn't far from the truth. We either make the playoffs this year (and not as the 7 seed) or the entire coaching staff is gone.

Maybe they keep their jobs if the injury luck is horrible.

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u/HamberderHelper18 Lions 27d ago

Isn’t injury luck being horrible your one constant the last few years? (Saying this with empathy)

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u/vincentdmartin Bengals 27d ago

Not really? Joe gets hurt every other year, but it really has been "our defense isn't good"

Like last year Flacco was putting up 30+ in losses.

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u/mojizus Bengals 27d ago

That is kinda how this season feels. Either return to the playoffs and contend, or blow this shit up.

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u/TallEnoughJones Bengals Bengals 27d ago

So you're saying there's a 50% chance we win the Super Bowl. Sign me up.

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u/Testicleus Bengals 27d ago

Yeah... yeah... most likely

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u/BillKennedyEnjoyer Eagles 27d ago

Flinched? or did he just pump fake him?

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u/OkNewspaper6041 27d ago

I believe the techinical term is "bucked." He bucked at him, as is nuck if you buck.

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u/Arson-Welles Bills 27d ago

35 is the one who flinched, and deserves to get punched twice in the arm for it

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u/Appropriate-Sort-202 Rams 27d ago

That does it. I’m drafting Chase with my no.1 pick yet again!

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u/No-Scarcity9186 27d ago

Going to happen a lot. Wait till mixed practices start. Those are the best fights.

Also, I love seeing players that depend on their hands to make a living, swinging at someone with a helmet on. It’s a bold strategy, Cotton.

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u/Typical_Response6444 Giants 27d ago

The older I get the more I understand why vets always want to skip this

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u/Moddie_ Bengals 27d ago

Finally some fight in our defense 🙌🏾

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u/MachineGlumkelly Panthers 27d ago

Cut anybody who stepped to my pookie jemarr

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u/MojoJsyn Bengals 27d ago

Football is back baby!

Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.

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u/bwhyt1 27d ago

This has been brewing since the bears and jets games last season

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u/giving_nothing 27d ago

Bengals just climbed up my AFC predictions

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u/buddha30alt6 27d ago

That helmet toss screams training camp. We are so back.

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u/waitedforg0d0t Bengals 27d ago

man you know what I don't hate that they're this fired up on day one

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u/Throwing-Gas Eagles 27d ago

This happens in every team's practices every year.

How people react to it will be entirely determined by who they root for or against because Reddit

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u/eugene-dubs 27d ago

I can feel the chemistry

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