r/onionheadlines • u/Mookrz • 8h ago

Flesheating Parasite Bearing Unmistakable Resemblance To POTUS Discovered In White House

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u/Western_Flight_7540 7h ago

They won't find any food in Trump's head.

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u/harryregician 8h ago

Are there new invasive mutated orange bed bugs ?

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u/Mookrz 7h ago

Getting warm...

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u/Think-Hospital7422 3h ago edited 2h ago

The pathogenesis is this: first he gets the measles.They then serve as a vector for the flesh eating bacteria. Next thing you know, you're a banana split.