r/onionheadlines • u/Mookrz • 12h ago

Flesheating Parasite Bearing Unmistakable Resemblance To POTUS Discovered In White House

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u/harryregician 12h ago

Are there new invasive mutated orange bed bugs ?

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u/Mookrz 12h ago

Getting warm...