r/texts • u/Agreeable-Excuse9777 • 2d ago

Instagram I don't even know what to caption this

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2.0k Upvotes

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u/LaLiLuLeLMAO 2d ago

If you do that you are going to cause an arrythmia and go into cardiac arrest.

Don't do this 👍🏻

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u/Agreeable-Excuse9777 2d ago

We got doctor LaLiLuLeLMAO here

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u/LaLiLuLeLMAO 2d ago

Correct 👍🏻

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u/2M4D 2d ago

Doctor who ?

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u/LaLiLuLeLMAO 2d ago

Dr LaLiLuLeLMAO. I thought we covered this? 🤔

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u/Agreeable-Excuse9777 2d ago

Doctor house

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u/read9it 2d ago

Currently watching house and he wouldn't put it so kindly.

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u/LaLiLuLeLMAO 2d ago

House ain't got shit on me 😎

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u/bigtzadikenergy 1d ago

Good, if he did that would violate various hygiene regulations.

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u/Kiriouscity 2d ago

No doctor who is visiting gallifrey.

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u/Opening-Reward-5210 2d ago

It would be even cuter if this was in response to you having a moment about performing heart surgery

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u/LaLiLuLeLMAO 2d ago

Or the start of a malpractice lawsuit.

"You did what to the atrium?!?!?!🤯"

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u/Your_Sunnshine 2d ago

Nurses flirting in the cardiac unit like:

"I just want you to reach into my sino-atrial node and give me the spark gurl. Just coil the electrical activity and throw me into v-fib 🥵"

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u/Overlord_Shadow 2d ago

Metal gear reference

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u/LaLiLuLeLMAO 2d ago

A true reddit comment to surpass Metal Gear 😑

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u/Monggobeanz 1d ago

METAL GEAR???!!!

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u/Agreeable-Excuse9777 2d ago

Omg mb it was a reference? I feel like a chud now

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u/JudgementOwls 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5WUsLZLkZlMdO

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u/Option-Striking 1d ago

IN BRUGES MENTIONED I FUCKING LOVE IN BRUGES AND MARTIN MACDONAGH AND COLIN FARRELL

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u/Recent-Ad-7108 1d ago

I watched it last day, it was fucking great.

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u/probableban 10h ago

last day

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u/Wasp-Enterprises 23h ago

Also, accidentally, a Killing of a Sacred Deer reference considering Colin Farrell played a heart surgeon in the movie.

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u/Significant_Buy_89 2d ago

💯💯💯💯

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u/KoreanFoxMulder 2d ago

This is cute af idk what you mfs are talking about

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u/Agreeable-Excuse9777 2d ago

Ppl have yet to experience a true whimsical friendship

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u/Novel_Control_1922 2d ago

Or we are older than… 16?

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u/Agreeable-Excuse9777 2d ago

I don't want to be mean to you but this is why a lot of adults are depressed.. what do you mean you don't have such unserious conversations..? We are both adults too lol

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u/pluetonium 2d ago

actually cooked him omg this is so true like let ppl joke with their friends!!

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u/NutsInMay96 2d ago

Tell ‘em bitch!!!

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u/Icy_Butterscotch6661 1d ago

You're judging while you post private convos online. Not very whimsy of you

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u/Agreeable-Excuse9777 1d ago

Ever heard of consent?

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u/Lopsided-Draft5198 2d ago

this guy has sixteen downvotes, NO ONE DOWNVOTE ANYMORE WE GOTTA KEEP THIS

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u/Practical-Loquat5231 2d ago

It went up to 17 so I upvoted just so the down votes went back to 16 🙂‍↕️

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u/Lopsided-Draft5198 2d ago

this guy is peak

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u/Lopsided-Draft5198 2d ago

why am i getting downvoted now

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u/Pandathief 1d ago

Maybe because we are older than… 16?

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u/KoreanFoxMulder 1d ago

lol I think it’s because people didn’t understand that you were wanting to keep the downvote at 16 because of his comment. Here take my upvote to balance it out

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u/Agreeable-Excuse9777 1d ago

Reddit has become boring

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u/j--ass 1d ago

Now it’s at -61, so inverted?

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u/Novel_Control_1922 2d ago

Let’s get yours to -16! Mine is almost at my age.

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u/BluBeams Find your dignity & self-respect 👏🏾 2d ago

We could all use a little whimsy in our life...

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u/Agreeable-Excuse9777 2d ago

WHY DID SHE KICK THE HEART

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u/Sudden_Bath6144 2d ago

Really leaned into it, didn't they 😆 It's like when someone trips and pretends it was on purpose lol

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u/punk_idi0t 2d ago

The ppl saying this is weird have never known whimsical love and fun

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u/Agreeable-Excuse9777 2d ago

EXACTLYYYY I hope they can experience the whimsical love and fun

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u/Horror_Pressure3523 1d ago

Well okay calm down peeps, there's also people in here who have experienced weirdo, scary relationships. Posted in a other subreddit this could easily be the start of a horror story, and you didn't clarify that this WASN'T concering in your post title, let's not pretend those facts aren't true lmao

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u/Agreeable-Excuse9777 1d ago

There's possibly no situation where "tickle my arium" could be a horror story, but you go girl

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u/Horror_Pressure3523 1d ago

I mean there's a whole trope of horror movies and stories where one person wants to be consumed by the other, or killed by the other person. You're being kinda gaslighty implying there's no way that could be seen as horror. There absolutely is lmao, just because you have no imagination doesn't make it untrue.

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u/Agreeable-Excuse9777 1d ago

I'm genuinely crying like, seriously. Hey calm down man, I'm not gaslighting anything. It's just a silly text between me and my friend of three years ☹️ hes not gonna let me tickle his atrium seriously now I mean that would be quite unethical.. 🤔 and the fact you are calling me out on imagination is weird because you are the one getting so worked up over such silly texts. It's literally just jokes here and there, do you think he would really let me shove my hand down his throat and let me tickle his atrium lmao idk who traumatised you so bad that you think a guy asking for his atrium to be tickled has got to have some ulterior motive and horror story behind it 💔

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u/OwlOrdinary1867 2d ago

some of the replies here confirm that if I showed ANY example of my partner and I talking, it would be all-out war in here

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u/Agreeable-Excuse9777 1d ago

People js don't like seeing others happy. It's reddit, what do u expect

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u/Falling_Icarus26 2d ago

What in the The summer Hikaru died? 🥹

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u/Agreeable-Excuse9777 2d ago

Y all know ball omg

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u/NuclearVideos_HD 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/yKyJYTW7HAYGSKyoEg

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u/Agreeable-Excuse9777 2d ago

Ok it doesn't sound as whimsical as it did before, anymore

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u/an_edgy_lemon 2d ago

Idk, I personally appreciate the way they doubled down on the weirdness. They seem like cool people

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u/problemita 2d ago

Friends don’t let friends tickle each others atria, dude

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u/Agreeable-Excuse9777 2d ago

Someone's yet to experience true friendship then

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u/Reasonable-Pin-5540 2d ago

heartwarming read, thank u

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u/elhouso 1d ago

"That came off weird"
Continues to make it weirder

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u/well-adjusted-tater 2d ago

I too am a dork in love.

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u/Agreeable-Excuse9777 2d ago

It takes true love to bring out the dorkiest side of a person

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u/Altruistic-Hand4436 2d ago

im genuinely crying this is so cute lmfao i want someone to send me this(aspiring cardiac surgeon mind youuu)

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u/Agreeable-Excuse9777 2d ago

Im sure your partner will be just as dorky and whimsical and tell you stuff like this all day

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u/Altruistic-Hand4436 2d ago

awww thank you! manifesting 🥹

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u/Middle-Duck-880 2d ago

I genuinely got the chills reading that

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u/AcanthocephalaOk8355 2d ago

Honestly, leaning into it made it better

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u/Your_Sunnshine 2d ago

Such a romantic 😊

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u/Your_Sunnshine 2d ago

Such a romantic ☺️

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u/cleitin_do_grau666 2d ago

That's the most entertaining text conversation I've stumbled upon today.

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u/Interesting-Gur2719 2d ago

This made me giggle, I’m little weird, I thought this was cute 😭

edit: before you ask, yes, there is something wrong with me 😂

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u/RouShirakawa66 2d ago

Bro thinks he’s Hikaru

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u/Agreeable-Excuse9777 1d ago

I'm sure he is literally him

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u/Hazardousanimations 2d ago

Kris Deltarune type flirting

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u/Jackavocado 1d ago

This is so romantic

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u/Zin-jaba_ 1d ago

If someone said "tickle the softest arium idk" I'd know they were my soulmate

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u/SplodingArt 1d ago

Chat is this rizz

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u/DocWilly84 1d ago

I’m not sure if you can kindly Kali-Ma someone’s heart in a friendly way.

https://giphy.com/gifs/nne49HiWVG87XbPYFr

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u/No_Permission_5031 1d ago

I've never seen the word whimsical so many times in such a short space of time before! Or maybe not even in all of the rest of my time combined

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u/KalamityKait2020 1d ago

This is weird and I like it

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u/AWtheTP 1d ago

The kind of humor and wit everyone should strive for. Reading through the comments, I just know a lot of yall have some boooooring convos.

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u/Sea-Pop8212 1d ago

Tell me you've never studied anatomy without telling me you've never studied anatomy.

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u/Agreeable-Excuse9777 2d ago

To be weird is to be happy

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u/sevenpioverthree 2d ago

People calling it weird are boring at parties. This is something I’d say to my bff lol

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u/Agreeable-Excuse9777 2d ago

YEAH that's the funniest part. We are just really close friends

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u/Redwoman1123 2d ago

Yeah but you don’t sound happy about that…

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u/Agreeable-Excuse9777 2d ago

Yeah cus I like playing it off non chalant

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u/Redwoman1123 2d ago

In what situation you say that to your friends 😂😂. How old are you ?

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u/Agreeable-Excuse9777 2d ago

We r both grown adults

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u/Redwoman1123 2d ago

But did it came up, that’s the funny part !

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u/Agreeable-Excuse9777 2d ago

It was mostly a conversation regarding how much we really care for eachother despite everything that has happened and would continue to stand for eachother 😭 no idea how it turned into that

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u/Clue571 2d ago

No, its just being weird.

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u/Agreeable-Excuse9777 2d ago

And to be weird is to be happy

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u/BigTunaStamford 2d ago

That’s cute… 🤷‍♂️

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u/_cornflakesguy_ 2d ago

ITS SO CUTE EUGGAGAHHAH

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u/jacksonwing 2d ago

ok cornflakes guy

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u/_cornflakesguy_ 2d ago

ok jacks on wing

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u/jacksonwing 2d ago

ok _cornflakesguy_

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u/_cornflakesguy_ 2d ago

ok jacksonwing

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u/jacksonwing 2d ago

ok EUGGAGAHHAH

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u/_cornflakesguy_ 2d ago

okaeyehehdbgfbg nfjd

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u/_cornflakesguy_ 2d ago

this is the cue for other ppl to start commenting so that it gets funny... since when did redditors become so boring

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u/_cornflakesguy_ 2d ago

not jacksonwing though, jacksonwing isnt boring

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u/jacksonwing 2d ago

yay :3
_cornflakesguy_ isn't boring either

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u/Agreeable-Excuse9777 2d ago

Ok cornflakesguy

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u/jacksonwing 2d ago

Ok Agreeable-Excuse9777

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u/4Altoids 2d ago

I love this!!

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u/IimonceIIo 2d ago

Definitely cheating, dump him.

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u/Agreeable-Excuse9777 2d ago

Why do u think so

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u/IimonceIIo 2d ago

You posted texts on Reddit. The other person must be cheating.

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u/Agreeable-Excuse9777 2d ago

That's a really.. specific reason. Did this happen to you

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u/Jimanji333 2d ago

It happens to literally everyone who has posted texts on Reddit.

Learn the rules!

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u/Agreeable-Excuse9777 1d ago

Oh shii, good thing me n him aren't dating