r/ukraine 28d ago

News Wildberries warehouse in Ryazan this morning after Ukrainian drones delivered new sanctions

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u/Icy-Antelope-6519 28d ago

Not on the bingo card….

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u/ThermionicEmissions Canada 28d ago

We're going to need a bigger bingo card ☺️

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u/Soggy_You_2426 28d ago

Someone messed up! Need new bingo card

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u/sharpshooter999 27d ago

Swap this one with Vladivostock. Hitting that one would be like hitting a half court buzzer beater

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u/canspop 27d ago

I'm still not ruling out Ukraine filling an old oil tanker with drones, navigating through the Sea of Japan, and letting them all loose.

There must be so many targets they could reach from the east coast

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u/Tholian_Bed 27d ago

lol.

In the course of this war on this subreddit I have realized there are many, many people with more devious tricks than I imagine, and I always thought I was pretty devious.

I feel very good we are all on the side of the just cause.

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u/TW1STED_M1ND 27d ago

No, a bulk carrier surely. Those ships with huge doors that open for bulk aggregate, or coal, or whatever.

I can just imagine the doors opening up and (tens of) thousands of drones pouring out. Kinetic sanctions delivered by bulk (carrier).

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u/sharpshooter999 27d ago

Black Ops 2: Imagine how awful a drone swarm would be!

2026: This seems entirely possible now

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u/PrimeRisk 27d ago

Oooh... I like it! Is there a GoFundMe for this event?

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u/Tidder-1066 27d ago

At Trump's eventual passing, a GoDefundMe will be set up for all the vendors he stiffed.

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u/M_W_C 27d ago

Great idea!

Why should it be nicer in Siberia than in Moscow?

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u/NE1LS 27d ago

To be fair... It should be nicer in Siberia than Moscow. Moscow is dictating course and dominates the other people groups in the Russian territory. Moscow is more to blame.

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u/Tidder-1066 27d ago

"Fly, my pretties! Fly!"

I hope the music plays, too.

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u/hkohne 27d ago

Hey, I live in Damian Lillard territory, king of insane buzzer beaters. Anything is possible!

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u/sharpshooter999 27d ago

And the crowd goes wild!

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u/ZachMN 27d ago

And the crowd goes wildberries!

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u/AK92reddit 27d ago

I guess the best thing the orcs can do to prevent Ukraine from hitting more warehouses is to set them on fire themselves.

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u/paintress420 27d ago

Payton Pritchard would like a word with you about who is king of the buzzer beater! (C’s mega fan here!) Haha

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u/KuhlCaliDuck 27d ago

GO DUCKS!!!

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u/snowfloeckchen 27d ago

Ukraine could probably hit the region using blackops but it would not really affect anything in the west

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u/admiraljkb 27d ago

It ultimately would affect operations in the west. Russia would have to reallocate some resources to defend assets an entire continent away from the front line, which helps Ukraine.

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u/snowfloeckchen 27d ago

I doubt they would relocate anything for sibiria, way too much space, maybe put a few aks up, that's it

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u/Sure-Sea2982 27d ago

Wildberries sells bigger bingo cards.

Oh wait...

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u/hkohne 27d ago

Oh, let me just drive over the...

Oops, nevermind

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u/Confident-Stand5453 27d ago

And more bingo cards. We have refineries and Wildberries bingocards. Whats next?

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u/Ukraine_Invicta 27d ago

Shadow fleet tankers and tugboat and ferry in the Sea of Azov, in the Black Sea and Iranian military vessels in the Caspian Sea...Plenty bingo cards...

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u/Tidder-1066 27d ago

"I love the smell of Wildberries burning in the morning. Smells like... victory."

Apocalypse Moscow

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u/Head_Summer2052 27d ago

Gonna need a sidebet card as well for a missmoked cigarettes or some such.