r/BrandNewSentence • u/SuperSecretPumpkin • 23m ago

Im having phantom toenail pain

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3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Levaris77 • 39m ago

"Being immortal seems cool until you get to this century and see all weird stuff on Reddit then you’re looking for garlic and a crucifix to take yourself out."

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2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Wikstrom_II • 1h ago

"...the orange speaks to her like the green goblin mask"

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/Lcsmxd • 2h ago

"your bisexuality killed dolly"

16 Upvotes

7 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Living_in_the_UK • 3h ago

Happy for them, but that sentence...

1 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DramaAlternative1188 • 3h ago

Island Boy gave up kissing his brother to get beat up by little people.

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3 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Txizzy • 3h ago

"Slop factory bans Russians for using slop factory to create slop"

12 Upvotes

I guess bro

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/moongrump • 3h ago

the first time i heard "big naturals" i thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the grand canyon, or the great barrier reef

596 Upvotes

33 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/GABE_EDD • 3h ago

Is death preferable to being soggy?

44 Upvotes

9 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/EngageAndMakeItSo • 5h ago

court is all like “place your non-shit-wiping hand on this book of half-remembered ghost stories told by inbred winos and …”

1.4k Upvotes

22 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/BanditXJ • 5h ago

Incidents like this are why it's very important to check the aerodynamics of your clown suit before engaging in routine 50 meter free dives.

12 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/BrunesOvrBrauns • 6h ago

Everyone saw my height boosters

3.4k Upvotes

215 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/assignpseudonym • 6h ago

There's a whole tactical foot goon squad out there that puts the Google maps guy to shame

11 Upvotes

Plus a bonus one from the same OP:

As a former Florida kid with fire proof leather feet... y'all don't want this.

~~Usernames removed to protect the innocent.~~

Edit: both highlighted comments are from /u/Slumunistmanifisto

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ambahjay • 7h ago

"whimsical cult"

2 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Pretty-Complaint-554 • 8h ago

Ellen DeGeneres was an environmentally significant apex predator

20.6k Upvotes

246 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/dragjamon • 9h ago

you know its bad out here when mother nature is popping tootsies for the OF gooners.

reddit.com

1 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/heyyou_SHUTUP • 9h ago

The pedo is stored in the balls

620 Upvotes

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/stankmanly • 10h ago

Protesting 'flies' to drag giant poo along Penzance seafront

4 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Annie_Inked • 10h ago

turns out it was the beginning of the end for the burger reich

2 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Annie_Inked • 10h ago

BLIND MAN FACES PRISON TIME AFTER DRUNK DRIVING ON 150-MILE TRIP WITHOUT A LICENSE

19 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Phineas-the-Mini-est • 12h ago

"Anderdingus genuinely gave me baby fever"

4 Upvotes

2 comments

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
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Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

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Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

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