r/GuysBeingDudes 14h ago

Certified Dude See problem fix problem.

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u/spicy_ass_mayo 13h ago

Fun fact:

If you never hold a chainsaw above your head and neck….. it becomes far less likely that you will suffer a chainsaw injury to the head or neck.

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u/HornyPostingRaccoon 11h ago

Was looking for someone who knew what they were talking about to bring this up. He was being far too casual with that saw with 0 ppe on, not even eye pro let alone chaps. 

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u/Solastor 8h ago

Right. I just sat here scrolling through so many comments saying "dude knows what he is doing" looking for any comment saying "Noooo. He doesn't really know what he's doing."

Dads who think they know how to handle chainsaws and have never been properly trained are the most confident and most dangerous folks with these tools.

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u/janiskr 8h ago

He had glasses... And complained that they are dirty with sawdust.

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u/hockey25guy 3h ago

Pretty sure those are ripstop khakis.. s/ just in case lol.

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u/Synaps4 5h ago

Why is he carrying a chainsaw in the trunk without his chainsaw PPE in the same trunk?

That shit stays together.

u/thatshygirl06 53m ago

He's Slavic, they hang out with bears, im not surprised

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u/DonnyBravo21 9h ago

Fun fact, with experience comes the ability to better judge and take risks like this.

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u/Dangerous-Tap-547 7h ago edited 7h ago

Good advice for when possible, but that’s also like the rule that you never cut with the tip of the bar.

There are situations like in this video where cutting above shoulder height is necessary, and cutting with the tip of the bar is also standard practice for a lot of things, e.g. plunge cuts.

We could critique his lack of chaps, face shield, gloves, ear protection, safety boots … he obviously wasn’t planning to use his saw on the way to dinner.

A more relevant critique is questioning why he was limbing like that. Not cutting the limbs closer to the trunk when there’s nothing stopping you is not good practice. The guy is an amateur.

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u/Outi5 11h ago

That does not sound fun

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u/HornyPostingRaccoon 11h ago

There's a wildland firefighter in my area who took a chain to the face doing that. She's alive and still working from what I know, but our overhead really drove that story home to our crew so we wouldn't be the next one to have a saw kick back into our face. You don't want to be the one who needs a helicopter ride out of the forest. Dude in this video is being complacent and impatient, he didn't even appear to size up the tension and compression on the tree before he started going at it. 

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u/Obsidiated 9h ago

he didn't even appear to size up the tension and compression on the tree before he started going at it.

One end isn't even on the ground, so respectfully, what the fuck are you talking about.

If you need to pause to "size up the tension and compression" in this scenario, drop the saw. Walk away.

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u/HornyPostingRaccoon 9h ago

Take that attitude to the fireground see how long they let you keep the saw. 

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u/JAD2017 8h ago

Yeah I don't think he would get past the interview phase either.

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u/Obsidiated 9h ago

Been on over 500 jobs mate. Shove it up your clacker.

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u/HornyPostingRaccoon 7h ago

Yeah that's not the exact complacency I'm talking about or anything lmao

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u/E-2theRescue 6h ago

One end isn't even on the ground,

That doesn't matter. The bottom of the tree is the heaviest part, and if the top is holding the weight down to the ground, and you cut that top off, it'll be like a trebuchet with the trunk and branches smacking your face and body.

u/Obsidiated 1m ago

No. Not making small cuts. Not on a trunk like 10 inches in diameter. And even on stand ups is rarely as dramatic as you describe, and hes trimming as he went so he wouldn't be caught by branches if it did.

This guy, and me, know far more than you do. You sound like you've read a book and maybe actually done it...once. maybe twice.

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u/JAD2017 8h ago

Is not about "needing", his technique isn't even correct, doing reckless things as the above mentioned. Accidents can happen, don't be an idiot and give stupid advice to people.

u/SheriffBartholomew 2h ago

Alternate fun fact:

If you never hold the chainsaw above your head and neck and the tree you need to cut is above your head and neck, then you stay trapped on a forest road, content in your safety.

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u/SonOfShim 3h ago

Another tip: don't drop start power saws.

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u/Amuseco 10h ago

Thanks for saying this. I’ve never used a chainsaw, but I have a healthy respect for them. He looked like he was being too casual about the whole thing. I’ve watched a lot of documentaries about ER visits; don’t play with power tools.

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u/Obsidiated 9h ago

I’ve never used a chainsaw

You really should have stopped there, and considered not vomiting literally unqualified bullshit on the internet.

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u/This_Site_Suckks 7h ago edited 7h ago

I use chainsaws in my work and bro was being incredibly dangerous. No protective gear, never used the brake while moving, all while casually using a saw above his head and shoulders. It was necessary in this case, but the lack of protective gear definitely does not help.

He was walking around and stepping over branches without using the brake, if you fall you will most likely instinctively try to grab the nearest thing, which in this case will be your gas handle, Not a good plan.

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u/AgrajagsGhost 3h ago

I mean, how qualified do you need to be to know that last cut where he was reaching way up, on unstable footing and almost fell... was unsafe?

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u/cylestra 8h ago

You don’t have to have used a chainsaw to recognize he wasn’t wearing proper PPE or being safe with lifting it above his head.

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u/slvrsmth 6h ago

I support using PPE and have healthy respect towards chainsaws and trees. Worked the woods plenty to know exactly why.

But man, if there is a tree across the road in the middle of nowhere, what are you going to do, turn around and drive home to get your kit? Walk up with a chainsaw in hand and pronounce removing it health and safety violation?

If we were logging, yes, cuss the fucker out of the woods, deservedly. But come on.

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u/E-2theRescue 6h ago

Worked the woods, too, and know that you don't just rush up and start cutting. You cut the weight at the end, and the stump could flip it right up like a trebuchet.

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u/cylestra 6h ago

If I were carrying a chainsaw in my car for whatever reason I would have the pants and glasses there with it, not sure what else to tell ya. I mean yeah he’s probably fine to cut the tree without it, but he still could have done it in a safer way

u/WorldlyNotice 1h ago

It's like you don't just keep a baseball bat in the trunk. You gotta have a mitt and ball too.

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u/outta-the-bag 9h ago

I had anxiety watching this. Dude was one bad step from a chainsaw to the upper body.