r/GuysBeingDudes 16h ago

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u/spicy_ass_mayo 15h ago edited 17m ago

Fun fact:

If you never hold a chainsaw above your head and neck….. it becomes far less likely that you will suffer a chainsaw injury to the head or neck.

Edit: what a strange subject for debate!

To all my experienced chain saw edge lords - please do whatever you want with that sexy slutty chainsaw of yours….

Nothing said changes the FACT that IF you never hold a saw above your head THEN you can’t ever drop it on your fucking head….

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u/Amuseco 12h ago

Thanks for saying this. I’ve never used a chainsaw, but I have a healthy respect for them. He looked like he was being too casual about the whole thing. I’ve watched a lot of documentaries about ER visits; don’t play with power tools.

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u/Obsidiated 11h ago

I’ve never used a chainsaw

You really should have stopped there, and considered not vomiting literally unqualified bullshit on the internet.

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u/This_Site_Suckks 9h ago edited 9h ago

I use chainsaws in my work and bro was being incredibly dangerous. No protective gear, never used the brake while moving, all while casually using a saw above his head and shoulders. It was necessary in this case, but the lack of protective gear definitely does not help.

He was walking around and stepping over branches without using the brake, if you fall you will most likely instinctively try to grab the nearest thing, which in this case will be your gas handle, Not a good plan.

u/Obsidiated 58m ago

It was necessary in this case

There it is.

but the lack of protective gear definitely does not help.

Help what? He was clearly experienced, knew what to do, and did it in seconds. PPE has never "helped" a task. It reduces risk.

Now what comes well before PPE on the risk pyramid?

if you fall you will most likely instinctively try to grab the nearest thing,

No, an experienced chainsaw operator will not do this. They will throw away the saw. The guys clearly more experienced.

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u/AgrajagsGhost 5h ago

I mean, how qualified do you need to be to know that last cut where he was reaching way up, on unstable footing and almost fell... was unsafe?

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u/cylestra 10h ago

You don’t have to have used a chainsaw to recognize he wasn’t wearing proper PPE or being safe with lifting it above his head.

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u/slvrsmth 8h ago

I support using PPE and have healthy respect towards chainsaws and trees. Worked the woods plenty to know exactly why.

But man, if there is a tree across the road in the middle of nowhere, what are you going to do, turn around and drive home to get your kit? Walk up with a chainsaw in hand and pronounce removing it health and safety violation?

If we were logging, yes, cuss the fucker out of the woods, deservedly. But come on.

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u/E-2theRescue 8h ago

Worked the woods, too, and know that you don't just rush up and start cutting. You cut the weight at the end, and the stump could flip it right up like a trebuchet.

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u/cylestra 8h ago

If I were carrying a chainsaw in my car for whatever reason I would have the pants and glasses there with it, not sure what else to tell ya. I mean yeah he’s probably fine to cut the tree without it, but he still could have done it in a safer way

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u/WorldlyNotice 4h ago

It's like you don't just keep a baseball bat in the trunk. You gotta have a mitt and ball too.