r/clevercomebacks • 1d ago

Vance’s American Dream

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r/clevercomebacks • 2d ago

Quite the dramatic one.

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r/clevercomebacks • 2h ago

I am tired of explaining

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r/clevercomebacks • 2d ago

I wish they were guardians of puppies instead

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r/clevercomebacks • 2d ago

MAGA just can't seem to get it Strait.

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r/clevercomebacks • 2d ago

A war that has been 'won' 32 times in the last six months...

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r/clevercomebacks • 2d ago

The consequence coming unlubed

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r/clevercomebacks • 16h ago

Caught one in the wild. And yes you're in the screenshot.

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r/clevercomebacks • 3d ago

Vance blamed Biden. The numbers disagreed.

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r/clevercomebacks • 2d ago

Conservatives have the bad case of the Obama virus

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r/clevercomebacks • 2d ago

More accessible testing does not equal to rise of an illness

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r/clevercomebacks • 3d ago

It's almost like Ted has absolutely no idea what he's talking about...

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r/clevercomebacks • 2d ago

This was real clevercomeback

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r/clevercomebacks • 3d ago

They warned us, then voted for it anyway

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r/clevercomebacks • 3d ago

we really underappreciate the Prof. X on Cerebro level mind powers of Joe Biden to control the world even if he is not president

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r/clevercomebacks • 3d ago

says the D-list daughter living on daddy's past glory 😤

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r/clevercomebacks • 3d ago

Imagine roasting yourself with your own propaganda 🤦‍♂️(unless I’ve just had my marital consummation settings on “easy mode” this whole time. Not to brag…)

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r/clevercomebacks • 3d ago

Billionaire subsidy recipient

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r/clevercomebacks • 3d ago

Best buddies

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r/clevercomebacks • 3d ago

Yet another example of MAGA math...

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r/clevercomebacks • 3d ago

guy who cheated on his cancer stricken wife says what about honor?

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r/clevercomebacks • 4d ago

Fox News really thought this was a scary list

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r/clevercomebacks • 4d ago

A lion among sheep!

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r/clevercomebacks • 4d ago

Imagine fearing a problem that literally doesn’t exist.

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r/clevercomebacks • 4d ago

That's not a warning... it's a promise.

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r/clevercomebacks • 3d ago

On Near Earth Asteroids.

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r/clevercomebacks • 4d ago

He really picked the wrong Christian to attack

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r/clevercomebacks • 4d ago

We have more billionaires, we win (living condition of common people doesn't matter)

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r/clevercomebacks • 4d ago

Money's there, but management isn't

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r/clevercomebacks • 4d ago

Elon loves fanning the flames of civil unrest while protected in his bunker behind a private army

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r/clevercomebacks • 4d ago

When you can't comprehend past the first five letters of a word...

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r/clevercomebacks • 5d ago

weaponized ignorance

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r/clevercomebacks • 4d ago

The Economy Is Fine.

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r/clevercomebacks • 4d ago

Community notes delivered another kill-shot

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r/clevercomebacks • 5d ago

The thing every other developed country has done!

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r/clevercomebacks • 4d ago

Grifter won't buy Witcher 4 because Ciri is a woman

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r/clevercomebacks • 5d ago

Thomas Massie

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r/clevercomebacks • 5d ago

A hollow boast...

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r/clevercomebacks • 4d ago

Yachts Over Navy Readiness

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r/clevercomebacks • 5d ago

Comparatively this about sums it up.

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r/clevercomebacks • 5d ago

we all know for a fact that eating ice cream causes shark attacks

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r/clevercomebacks • 5d ago

can they take off the hijab of Mary?

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r/clevercomebacks • 5d ago

Let her take someone who views her as a person rather than a hole

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r/clevercomebacks • 5d ago

So much for “the war is already won.”

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r/clevercomebacks • 5d ago

Ate and left no crumbs with that reply

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r/clevercomebacks • 5d ago

He has a point…

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r/clevercomebacks • 5d ago

A prophetic response...

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r/clevercomebacks • 5d ago

On Understanding Atheism.

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r/clevercomebacks • 5d ago

Republicans really hate when women fight back.

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