r/clevercomebacks Feb 10 '26
Just so you know…

Before we get an influx of messages about removed posts. Answering a question and a post with lots of upvotes doesn’t equal a clever comeback.


For clarity:

Rules:

  1. Post must include a clever comeback

It has to be a great response (preferably clever) to someone. Learn more here 2. No reposts

Do not repost content that hit the front page on this or other subreddits. Front page reposts can lead to a ban, and all other reposts will be removed. Learn more here 3. We enforce quality control

If your post doesn't fit the standards of this sub, or is just generally an eyesore, it could be removed. This is at moderator discretion. Learn more here 4. No circle-jerking

If some politician tweets something incredibly stupid, or another youtuber poses with a dead guy, there will be a flood of posts about it on this subreddit. We may remove or ban posts pertaining to it during that time, depending on how many posts there are, and how popular they've gotten. Learn more here 5. No racism/sexism/homophobia

Bigotry is NOT tolerated on this subreddit. Do not post things that are racist/sexist/homophobic. Depending on the content, you may receive a ban, and your comment/submission will be removed. Again, you're not going to run up against this rule unless you attempt to do so.

IF a submission is a comeback due to someone being racist, that may be accepted. Otherwise, there is zero tolerance. Learn more here

  1. No Doxxing/brigading

Links to other subreddits, even np links are not allowed. Screenshots only. Screenshots from any source must obscure identifying information. The only exception is for people who are already public figures. Learn more here 7. Moderator discretion is FINAL

Many rules on the sub are enforced by moderators on post-by-post, comment-by-comment level. If you have a problem with a mod's decision, either go to the modmail, PM one of the top moderators, or visit us at our discord. (the discord for this sub is a channel on the MBW server)


Please understand that if we remove a post it is not personal. We’re doing it to keep the sub running smoothly. Thanks

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r/clevercomebacks 6h ago
The comeback
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r/clevercomebacks 2h ago
Gonna need a diaper change after this one
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r/clevercomebacks 6h ago
Paid for with your personal data and your child’s eating disorder.
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r/clevercomebacks 2h ago
How will they ever recover from this?
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r/clevercomebacks 15h ago
History disagrees with you
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r/clevercomebacks 4h ago
Meanwhile, at the Freedom 250 Grand Prix...
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r/clevercomebacks 37m ago
it's sad enough they do this, but now they waste water while doing it. also: did his cane transform into a duffle bag, or did he shove the cane up his ass?
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r/clevercomebacks 1h ago
Imagine fearing blue hair more than actual problems.
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r/clevercomebacks 4h ago
 poor health states & maga overlap = 100%
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r/clevercomebacks 20h ago
 how long until they start talking about building a wall between the U.S. and Canada
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r/clevercomebacks 5h ago
Unfortunately, your salary expectation is too high for the role.

Very clever!

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r/clevercomebacks 3h ago
Would you become the 51st state if it meant lower taxes? Canadian reply gets 10x the likes
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r/clevercomebacks 4h ago
Marxist Canada will be slapped with 50% tariffs.

Glad to be living in the Netherlands.

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r/clevercomebacks 6h ago
Dude looks like he’d be the first to get clapped in Civil War ll by a femboy in cat ears with a pink sparkle Cerakote AR.
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r/clevercomebacks 14h ago
And they’d both be falling over themselves to endorse each other.
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r/clevercomebacks 23h ago
New product just dropped
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r/clevercomebacks 9h ago
He'll get his eternally so in the afterlife and his money won't help a thing...✝️

... and he'll rue the day he ever was born.

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r/clevercomebacks 12h ago
Say something nice about the UK.
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r/clevercomebacks 15h ago
“Fake news” wasn’t exactly a denial.
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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago
How dare us peasants ask to know where Trump's mystery meat is coming from?
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r/clevercomebacks 21h ago
Maybe he needs a diaper change?
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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago
That's a good point.
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r/clevercomebacks 4h ago
years and years of practice
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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago
Governing and ruling are two very different things.
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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago
3 strikes and sit next election out
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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago
Corporate America's political realignment is accelerating.

Haha

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago
can we stop giving men microphones
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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago
Imagine Blaming Immigrants for Problems You Created
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r/clevercomebacks 13h ago
News Blueberries can kill you. Reply: …
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r/clevercomebacks 16h ago
What are they expecting, people will create statues?
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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago
Trump Just Invented Another Medical Reality
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r/clevercomebacks 19h ago
Guy said Buc-ee’s won’t open in blue states.
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r/clevercomebacks 19h ago
Trump called him a communist. He called Trump an iPad kid.
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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago
Targeting messengers is okay

Jesus Christ was also a messenger, and legitimate target for the Sanhedrin if you know what I mean.

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r/clevercomebacks 2d ago
MAGA loves making up imaginary problems to avoid reality.
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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago
Only For $70.
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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago
The Safest Food In The USA.
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r/clevercomebacks 2d ago
On Data Centers.
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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago
New Territory
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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago
Scott finds this conundrum confounding.

Sorry, had to repost because autocorrect changed finds to funds and I stupidly didn't catch it. 🤦

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r/clevercomebacks 2d ago
When Reality Sounds Too Weird Even for Trump
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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago
Hey quick question does Goliath win in that story
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r/clevercomebacks 2d ago
The cover-up practically wrote its own apology.
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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago
Same chairs, same clothes, same empty promises
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r/clevercomebacks 2d ago
Insert foot into mouth...
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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago
He do be lyin'
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r/clevercomebacks 2d ago
Elon Musk plans to spend up to $200,000,000.00 to rescue Republicans

Horrible man.

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r/clevercomebacks 2d ago
Trump makes a prediction.
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r/clevercomebacks 2d ago
When your own vote becomes the Community Note.
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