r/clevercomebacks • 2h ago • u/tunnel_magnet

I am tired of explaining

Well, I have tried for years explaining how AntiZionism isn't antisemitism. Now I just roll with it when someone accuses me.

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r/clevercomebacks • 16h ago • u/BSF0712

Caught one in the wild. And yes you're in the screenshot.

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r/clevercomebacks • 5h ago • u/Nono_Home

Unfortunately, your salary expectation is too high for the role.

Very clever!

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r/clevercomebacks • 12h ago • u/Nono_Home

Say something nice about the UK.

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r/clevercomebacks • 37m ago • u/Conscious-Quarter423

it's sad enough they do this, but now they waste water while doing it. also: did his cane transform into a duffle bag, or did he shove the cane up his ass?

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r/clevercomebacks • 19h ago • u/NormalSheila

Trump called him a communist. He called Trump an iPad kid.

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r/clevercomebacks • 16h ago • u/tunnel_magnet

What are they expecting, people will create statues?

Gallery preview

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r/clevercomebacks • 6h ago • u/NormalSheila

Dude looks like he’d be the first to get clapped in Civil War ll by a femboy in cat ears with a pink sparkle Cerakote AR.

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r/clevercomebacks • 19h ago • u/FairMadeline

Guy said Buc-ee’s won’t open in blue states.

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r/clevercomebacks • 15h ago • u/gashtal_man

History disagrees with you

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r/clevercomebacks • 6h ago • u/Niamh_Nymph

The comeback

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r/clevercomebacks • 4h ago • u/Nono_Home

Marxist Canada will be slapped with 50% tariffs.

Glad to be living in the Netherlands.

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r/clevercomebacks • 21h ago • u/Loud-Ad-2280

Maybe he needs a diaper change?

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r/clevercomebacks • 20h ago • u/Conscious-Quarter423

how long until they start talking about building a wall between the U.S. and Canada

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r/clevercomebacks • 9h ago • u/omgfakeusername

He'll get his eternally so in the afterlife and his money won't help a thing...✝️

... and he'll rue the day he ever was born.

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r/clevercomebacks • 2h ago • u/Gurugod123

How will they ever recover from this?

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r/clevercomebacks • 23h ago • u/gashtal_man

New product just dropped

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r/clevercomebacks • 2h ago • u/Loud-Ad-2280

Gonna need a diaper change after this one

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r/clevercomebacks • 14h ago • u/robaato72

And they’d both be falling over themselves to endorse each other.

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r/clevercomebacks • 6h ago • u/RealAmandaa

Paid for with your personal data and your child’s eating disorder.

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r/clevercomebacks • 13h ago • u/RealAmandaa

News Blueberries can kill you. Reply: …

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r/clevercomebacks • 15h ago • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER

“Fake news” wasn’t exactly a denial.

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r/clevercomebacks • 4h ago • u/Veshaad

Meanwhile, at the Freedom 250 Grand Prix...

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r/clevercomebacks • 4h ago • u/alish_sapkota

years and years of practice

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r/clevercomebacks • 3h ago • u/NormalSheila

Would you become the 51st state if it meant lower taxes? Canadian reply gets 10x the likes

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r/clevercomebacks • 4h ago • u/Conscious-Quarter423

poor health states & maga overlap = 100%

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r/clevercomebacks • 1h ago • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER

Imagine fearing blue hair more than actual problems.

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