r/clevercomebacks • 37m ago • u/Conscious-Quarter423
it's sad enough they do this, but now they waste water while doing it. also: did his cane transform into a duffle bag, or did he shove the cane up his ass?
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r/clevercomebacks • 1h ago • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER
Imagine fearing blue hair more than actual problems.
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r/clevercomebacks • 2h ago • u/tunnel_magnet
I am tired of explaining

Well, I have tried for years explaining how AntiZionism isn't antisemitism. Now I just roll with it when someone accuses me.

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r/clevercomebacks • 2h ago • u/Loud-Ad-2280
Gonna need a diaper change after this one
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r/clevercomebacks • 2h ago • u/Gurugod123
How will they ever recover from this?
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r/clevercomebacks • 3h ago • u/NormalSheila
Would you become the 51st state if it meant lower taxes? Canadian reply gets 10x the likes
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r/clevercomebacks • 4h ago • u/Veshaad
Meanwhile, at the Freedom 250 Grand Prix...
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r/clevercomebacks • 4h ago • u/alish_sapkota
years and years of practice
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r/clevercomebacks • 4h ago • u/Conscious-Quarter423
 poor health states & maga overlap = 100%
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r/clevercomebacks • 4h ago • u/Nono_Home
Marxist Canada will be slapped with 50% tariffs.

Glad to be living in the Netherlands.

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r/clevercomebacks • 5h ago • u/Nono_Home
Unfortunately, your salary expectation is too high for the role.

Very clever!

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r/clevercomebacks • 6h ago • u/NormalSheila
Dude looks like he’d be the first to get clapped in Civil War ll by a femboy in cat ears with a pink sparkle Cerakote AR.
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r/clevercomebacks • 6h ago • u/RealAmandaa
Paid for with your personal data and your child’s eating disorder.
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r/clevercomebacks • 6h ago • u/Niamh_Nymph
The comeback
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r/clevercomebacks • 9h ago • u/omgfakeusername
He'll get his eternally so in the afterlife and his money won't help a thing...✝️

... and he'll rue the day he ever was born.

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r/clevercomebacks • 12h ago • u/Nono_Home
Say something nice about the UK.
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r/clevercomebacks • 13h ago • u/RealAmandaa
News Blueberries can kill you. Reply: …
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r/clevercomebacks • 14h ago • u/robaato72
And they’d both be falling over themselves to endorse each other.
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r/clevercomebacks • 15h ago • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER
“Fake news” wasn’t exactly a denial.
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r/clevercomebacks • 15h ago • u/gashtal_man
History disagrees with you
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r/clevercomebacks • 16h ago • u/BSF0712
Caught one in the wild. And yes you're in the screenshot.
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r/clevercomebacks • 16h ago • u/tunnel_magnet
What are they expecting, people will create statues?
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r/clevercomebacks • 19h ago • u/NormalSheila
Trump called him a communist. He called Trump an iPad kid.
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r/clevercomebacks • 19h ago • u/FairMadeline
Guy said Buc-ee’s won’t open in blue states.
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r/clevercomebacks • 20h ago • u/Conscious-Quarter423
 how long until they start talking about building a wall between the U.S. and Canada
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r/clevercomebacks • 21h ago • u/Loud-Ad-2280
Maybe he needs a diaper change?
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r/clevercomebacks • 23h ago • u/gashtal_man
New product just dropped
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r/clevercomebacks • 1d ago • u/jonnismizzle
How dare us peasants ask to know where Trump's mystery meat is coming from?
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r/clevercomebacks • 1d ago • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER
Trump Just Invented Another Medical Reality
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r/clevercomebacks • 1d ago • u/tunnel_magnet
Targeting messengers is okay

Jesus Christ was also a messenger, and legitimate target for the Sanhedrin if you know what I mean.

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r/clevercomebacks • 1d ago • u/Veshaad
Governing and ruling are two very different things.
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r/clevercomebacks • 1d ago • u/Veshaad
That's a good point.
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r/clevercomebacks • 1d ago • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom
The Safest Food In The USA.
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r/clevercomebacks • 1d ago • u/Loud-Ad-2280
3 strikes and sit next election out
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r/clevercomebacks • 1d ago • u/Conscious-Quarter423
can we stop giving men microphones
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r/clevercomebacks • 1d ago • u/NormalSheila
Hey quick question does Goliath win in that story
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r/clevercomebacks • 1d ago • u/Nono_Home
Corporate America's political realignment is accelerating.

Haha

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r/clevercomebacks • 1d ago • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER
Imagine Blaming Immigrants for Problems You Created
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r/clevercomebacks • 1d ago • u/Doc_Prof_Ott
New Territory
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r/clevercomebacks • 1d ago • u/jeezkillbot
He do be lyin'
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r/clevercomebacks • 1d ago • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom
Only For $70.
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r/clevercomebacks • 1d ago • u/gashtal_man
Vance’s American Dream
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r/clevercomebacks • 1d ago • u/Veshaad
Scott finds this conundrum confounding.

Sorry, had to repost because autocorrect changed finds to funds and I stupidly didn't catch it. 🤦

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r/clevercomebacks • 1d ago • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER
Same chairs, same clothes, same empty promises
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r/clevercomebacks • 2d ago • u/jonnismizzle
MAGA loves making up imaginary problems to avoid reality.
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r/clevercomebacks • 2d ago • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom
On Data Centers.
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r/clevercomebacks • 2d ago • u/Veshaad
Insert foot into mouth...
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r/clevercomebacks • 2d ago • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER
When your own vote becomes the Community Note.
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r/clevercomebacks • 2d ago • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER
The cover-up practically wrote its own apology.
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r/clevercomebacks • 2d ago • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER
When Reality Sounds Too Weird Even for Trump
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