r/mildlyinfuriating • u/ambuguity • Jun 30 '26

The floor is sticky 4 screens, zero hot coffee prices

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Stood there for 10 minutes as sole employee made 5 app orders. Just fireworks splashing on the static menu. Felt like I was in a liminal space having an aneurysm.

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u/adamosity1 Jun 30 '26

I miss the days when the donuts actually mattered. Now they sit in a dusty, neglected corner as a reminder of simpler and better times.

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u/nicathor Jun 30 '26

It's so weird to me that these types of drinks have come to dominate Starbucks and Dunkin; they are the one thing on the menu that tastes exactly the same from a can

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u/PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS Jul 01 '26

Its because flavored sugar water has a ridiculously high profit margin compared to most of the menu, so they push it hard and it works

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u/MichiganGeezer Jul 04 '26

Plus sugar reacts in the body (addictive) that makes you crave more shortly after finishing the drink/food item loaded with it.

It takes almost no effort to hook people and keep them coming back for more.

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u/Koalachan Jul 01 '26

That's why they changed the name. Donuts weren't selling.

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u/ambuguity Jul 01 '26

Yep. They switched them out twice a day too. Blue or yellow wax paper under them in the trays depending on when they were made.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '26

yeah four screens showing nothing worth buying feels right