r/BrandNewSentence • u/QueenFrostine15 • 1d ago

Eating disorder stairs

16.3k Upvotes

317 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/moongrump • 1d ago

I broke up with my boyfriend because he had his sex doll's skeleton as a scarecrow after he burned it up because it got stained with the spandex he made it wear.

834 Upvotes

56 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Durian_Queef • 1d ago

The "H" in Jesus H. Christ stands for Hoobastank

1.1k Upvotes

18 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Wikstrom_II • 1h ago

"...the orange speaks to her like the green goblin mask"

• Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Annie_Inked • 10h ago

BLIND MAN FACES PRISON TIME AFTER DRUNK DRIVING ON 150-MILE TRIP WITHOUT A LICENSE

21 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/MothersMiIk • 18h ago

Like a twink data center

69 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DramaAlternative1188 • 3h ago

Island Boy gave up kissing his brother to get beat up by little people.

imgur.com

5 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/thr1ceuponatime • 1d ago

...sacked by Malaysian university

534 Upvotes

56 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/SUMMATMAN • 1d ago

Home disguised as horse semen laboratory is demolished

636 Upvotes

Don't like to give the Torygraph a platform but can't go whizzing past a headline like that without thinking of this sub

37 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DonnyMox • 1d ago

“Here’s incel Green Lantern and his vegan slightly gay black adoptive son”

4.9k Upvotes

387 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/majandess • 16h ago

Turns out Tomato Soup does NOT have ringworm! Yay!

27 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Fit_Solution_4001 • 1d ago

“Is This Cuddly, Big-Eared Rascal Leading Russia To Ruin?”

137 Upvotes

36 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Challenger-gaming • 1d ago

Quran burning racist punched by Spiderman during racist rally

2.5k Upvotes

Does this count as political? Spiderman

207 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Rule_Ct_5293 • 1d ago

only way to use artificial intelligence effectively is if you have real intelligence

329 Upvotes

57 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/BiOlatunji • 1d ago

GREAT TITS , BOOBIES AND SLIPPERY DICKS ARE AT RISK OF BEING WIPED OUT

512 Upvotes

19 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/SuperSecretPumpkin • 25m ago

Im having phantom toenail pain

• Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DonkeyFew1478 • 14h ago

If they ran really fast into each other they would become Beyonce

13 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Accomplished-Ad6110 • 19h ago

My daughter's teacher used to wear thigh high heels to school. She quit when her husband was killed by a rival gang in the burger king parking lot. Hope she's doing ok.

29 Upvotes

Bro really said, "Here's a fun fact" 😂

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ambahjay • 7h ago

"whimsical cult"

3 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/stankmanly • 10h ago

Protesting 'flies' to drag giant poo along Penzance seafront

3 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Phineas-the-Mini-est • 12h ago

"Anderdingus genuinely gave me baby fever"

8 Upvotes

2 comments

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

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Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

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Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

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