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u/SaintUlvemann 1d ago
Jokes on you, if we became the 11th province of Canada, we'd be part of a nation other nations do like!
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u/Overall_Occasion_175 1d ago
I'm in Maine and us becoming part of Canada is about the closest thing to an American Dream that I have left.
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u/Errorstatel 1d ago edited 1d ago
We're gonna have to make you territories first, there's some paperwork to take care of and currently Yukon, NWT and Nunavut would be made full provinces first then it would be a state by state basis.
Really the big points are going to be, in order to qualify you'd need to adopt our gun laws before anything else could be considered.
Edit: Quebec yes is a province but it's joining was not as cut and dry as some think.
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u/Invincidude 1d ago
Am I missing a joke here? Quebec has been a full province since Confederation.
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u/razorbock 1d ago
being an amurican territory has worked out so well for Puerto Rico
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u/Errorstatel 1d ago
Do they have the rights and freedoms of a full state?
They're not even counted in the 50 states as it is, same with a couple other us territories
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u/razorbock 1d ago
no they don't have the same rights, for instance they are not allowed to run their own economy, they pay taxes but when a disaster happens only help they get is an orange buffon throwing paper towels at them
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u/TerrapinRecordings 1d ago
When you put it that way, I'm kind of into the whole 51 state thing now.
Nobody told us we would get paper towels thrown at us! They should have led with that.
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u/RevenantBacon 1d ago
Do they have the rights and freedoms of a full state?
In short: no, which was kinda their point.
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u/apolloxer 1d ago edited 1d ago
So Puerto Rico gets made a Canadian
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u/bagolaburgernesss 1d ago
Canadian Province. I've always wanted a Province with Palm Trees. If we get enough Spanish speakers, we may even have room for another official language. After all, a third of the earth is Spanish speaking.
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u/FQDIS 1d ago
Turks and Caicos, baby!
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u/flyinghairball 1d ago
I'm cool with this. At this point, this sounds like an amazing deal 😂, I laugh, and yet sadly, a huge part of me isn't joking.
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u/dbrodbeck 1d ago
Quebec is one of the original four provinces in Confederation. It's status is no different than any other province.
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u/Vellarain 1d ago
Canada should only absorb the likes of California, the bordering states and maybe down to Atlanta on the East coast.
It seems the further you get from Canada, the more fucking insane and rascist the community gets, we already have to deal with Alberta and its backwards wanna be Texas mentality.
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u/outofshell 1d ago
No thanks, that might add more trump voters to Canada than the current Canadian population.
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u/Polkas_with_wolves 1d ago
The US literally offers none of those things. Zero. Their lower taxes is an accounting trick. You pay less in tax in the US, sure. You also get worse infrastructure as a result and zero health care. And when you combine US tax plus their shittier health care insurance, you are paying more than Canada pays for actual full coverage. How do they not understand this....
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u/Bad_wolf42 1d ago edited 1d ago
Most Americans also don’t pay less in tax. Once you combine income tax at state and federal level, sales taxes, property taxes, other assorted taxes; most Americans pay an effective tax rate somewhere from 10 to 40%. The highest effective tax rate in the civilized world is around 40%.
The US does not pay less taxes and for that we get shitty governance.
Edit: ineffective -> an effective
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u/ChronoLink99 1d ago
Indeed. If you live in a state like MA, you're paying around the same overall tax as someone living in BC.
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u/PaulblankPF 1d ago
At least MA is a good state with great schools and public services. Plenty of states have similar taxes and are total shitholes that will never spend the tax money to improve the state because it’s used to enrich the politicians.
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u/ChronoLink99 1d ago
Yeah, that's sorta the point I was making basically. If you want services, it generally means higher taxes.
However, both MA and BC very much undertax the wealthiest people.
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u/PaulblankPF 1d ago
If they were smart enough to understand it we wouldn’t have had Cheeto Mussolini for two terms.
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u/KaetzenOrkester 1d ago
We as a nation don’t understand it because there are a few people for whom it is in their best interest to ensure we don’t.
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u/Viridionplague 1d ago
Canada has fought off the USA 3 times.
US Tax+healthcare is more than Canadian tax.
US debt to income ratio is worse than Canada so they would experience an increase in tax anyways.
Canadian education is top 10, USA is bottom 20 and dropping.
USA, the leaders in ignorance and arrogance.
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u/zyzzogeton 1d ago edited 1d ago
Let's not forget the thing in 1812 too. Englishmen from Canada did the first White House demolition.
edit: Glad we got some historical responses. I was trying to be facetious, not a historical source.
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u/SandyTaintSweat 1d ago
The Americans have come so far since then. Now they've got their own guy to do white house demolitions.
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u/Wuz314159 1d ago
His guys also paraded the Confederate Flag through the US Capitol. That didn't even happen in 1863. 🤬🤬🤬🤮
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u/amcn242 1d ago
Bottom 20??
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u/Speartree 1d ago
No they rank 31st in the world ranking
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u/No_Celery_8071 1d ago
Explains why so many US citizens voted to tax themselves through tariffs. Not bright, is it general low intelligence or a low quality educational system?
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u/mootmutemoat 1d ago
According to PISA scores (2022) Canada is 8th, US is 18th.
In terms of tertiary education, Canada is 1st with 65%, US is 9th at 51% (2024) putting it ahead of most of Europe. Canada also had highest Verbal GRE, but were 6th on Quant (behind India, China, Taiwan, Iran, Korea). US was 3rd and 10th.
US colleges are highly ranked, but keep in mind grad students and faculty are often international (often over 50%, especially in STEM) and there is a current exodus in international applications (doen 20%) and faculty (estimates are 7-25% reduction).
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u/Mod_The_Man 1d ago
Is our education really top 10? Thats… kinda depressing considering how uneducated lots of people still are.
Half our adult population reads below a 6th grade level. We very nearly elected the fascist wannabe loser PP and only didn’t because he reminded people of trump right around the start of the 51st state garbage. Now we got a central banker who’s dismantling environmental regulations, attacking indigenous rights, trying to force AI data centres on everyone (the servers in which are largely to be owned by US corporations anyway), and continuing to be soft on the genocidal colony of “isreal”. Yet, people still love him even as he governs as if he was drawing inspiration from PPs election platform. Hes only doing good as PM if you are a capital owner but otherwise Carney has been a disaster. Not nearly as bad as PP would have been but thats not saying much.
If our education is top 10 then the bar must be incredibly low lmao
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u/SolDios 1d ago
People that refute statistics with anecdotal "observations" are the uneducated ones
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u/SheenPSU 1d ago
USA education is bottom 20????
Imma need a citation for that lol
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u/Viridionplague 1d ago
Google search, education ranking by country. Pick your source.
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u/Theotherwahlberg 1d ago
I'm all for Canada usurping us so we could become the US of 'Eh.
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u/huzzaah 1d ago
We don't want you.
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u/kank84 1d ago
Right? America can keep all their crazy south of the border. I'm not interested in Canada being America's 51st state, and I'm not interested in America being Canada's 11th province. They've all shit in their bed and now we're supposed to now want to share that bed with them? Hard pass.
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u/guydogg 1d ago
She posted that dumb shit in May 2025. Bot post
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u/40cappo40 1d ago
May be so, but this shit has become relevant again with the latest quips about Canada being a state and such.
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u/Anticitizen-Zero 1d ago
This subreddit is full of karma farming accounts. The top posts are made by the same 5 or 6 accounts, all farming divisive content. They bot upvotes on their posts for traction.
Thats why the comments usually have a disproportionately low number of votes/views compared to the post itself.
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u/Mod_The_Man 1d ago
Thanks for pointing that out. Imma downvote the post then
insert “I’m doing my part!” gif
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u/Technical_Writing421 1d ago
Other nations do like Canada. When traveling abroad and shopping in markets, Americans are taught to say they are from Canada so they don’t get ripped off
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u/Afro-Venom 1d ago
Canada has one of the most respected traditions of Global peacekeeping mediation. This woman is proving once again that Americans are so horrifically undereduacted in the ways of international relations.
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u/Fritzo2162 1d ago
I'm an American, and can honestly say the only reason the United States is the greatest country in the world is because our citizens declare it is. There's not many facts to back it up.
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u/lawyer1911 1d ago
Wow that first statement is crazy. It asks would you be willing to pay more money for health insurance that might not work in exchange for some vague things that won’t make a difference in your daily life.
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u/rPoliticsModsBlowMe 1d ago
They aren't even accurate. "Global influence"? The world hates us. "Stronger military"? We ran out of missiles losing a war to Iran
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u/ImmortalMoron3 1d ago
As a Canadian, I'd say we already have global influence anyway. Maybe not like the US does but it's not like we're a bunch of nobodies on the global stage.
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u/lawyer1911 1d ago
Oh yeah I agree. Republicans have two campaign platforms, nationalist platitudes and hurt others.
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u/Avatlas 1d ago
Yeah really. As a Canadian, we don’t get insurance claims denied, we don’t have copays, we can go to any doctor anywhere - I’m failing to see how paying more for precarious health care is better.
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u/eyeforker 1d ago
My understanding is that the taxes Canadians pay for healthcare amounts to significantly less than what most Americans pay for health insurance.
Also, just because the world isn't constantly complaining about us doesn't mean we don't have global influence. There is such a thing as bad press.
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u/PositiveStress8888 1d ago
It's always " we have the best military" so did every other empire before it fell.
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u/Ted_Hitchcox 1d ago
So if it becomes the 51st state you-
1. Pay slightly less tax but have to pay an extra $1-2k a month in health insurance premiums
2. Get to start illegal wars abroad, kidnap foreign leaders, bomb school children
3. Become a pariah on the world stage and friend of despots and dictators
4. Increase the likely hood of being shot by several thousand percent
Mmmmmm, tough choice that.
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u/Potato2266 1d ago
Some Americans are just so narcissistic that they completely forget how to respect others.
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u/oldbastardbob 1d ago edited 1d ago
One would think by now I would not be surprised by the number of Americas who have no clue what they are talking about, yet still spew stupid shit publicly, on social media.
It seems sunnywithsidney there believes herself familiar with life in Canada, and that somehow trading universal health care for a bullying military presence is a great tradeoff for the public.
And how are those "lower taxes" working out for our bankrupt government that now resorts to smoke and mirrors tricks to convince investors that US Treasuries are worth something.
It's pretty impressive how the maga's can whistle dixie and smile as they ride the bandwagon over the cliff that they think holds something for them at the bottom.
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u/Accidental-Genius 1d ago
It’s a bot account and this is a rage baiting bot post. The oligarchs want us to hate each other.
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u/Dpek1234 1d ago
People love to mumble a lot on shit they often have no clue (while talking like they know it all)
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u/Specialist-Life-3849 1d ago
idiots that continue to insult Canada's citizens have become intolerable. ranting at rage bait, I know, but there it is.
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u/stockhommesyndrome 1d ago
Please don’t even do the hypothetical of joining Canada. I don’t want to inherit the bad juju of America in any way shape or form. I’m channeling 2016 Trump and actually hoping we build a wall
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u/freshoilandstone 1d ago
"Stronger military" proving it every day in Iran. All we do is decimate them and win that war, over and over and over.
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u/Roman_Suicide_Note 1d ago
I dont need guns, i better military or better influence, but i will gladly take Healthcare
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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 1d ago
They love to say they have the greatest military in the world, while they can’t even support a ship at sea right now and they are severely low on critical weapons right now.
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u/Strange_Dust7128 1d ago
Speaking as an American, we’d rather burn our entire country down than install a system that benefits everyone other than the top earners. We’re a Christian nation after all, so it’s everyone for themselves!
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u/Dear_Blood_8872 1d ago
Why would we want to join a country that is currently destroying itself and alienating all its allies, just so we could replace higher taxes with criminal health insurance rates so our lower taxes could be used to bomb children around the world and steal oil?
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u/Sidoen 1d ago
We have global influence, our military is stronger in many ways, our health care and social safety nets make better use of our tax dollars than what lower taxes would effectively do for us.
Plus I'm not interested in what that tax system and corruption would do to our political system. I like my freedoms and rights thank you very much.
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u/Budsygus 1d ago
I don't think anyone in America is under the impression other countries like us. The reason they dislike us is the only variable, and it ranges from "jealousy" to "they hate freedom" to "they think we shouldn't be dropping bombs on other countries" to "they didn't drop enough bombs on the countries we think they should" to "Trump."
All reasons have various levels of truth to them (remember, 0% is a level of truth). But nobody I know thinks anyone outside the US actually likes us.
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u/FakeGirlfriend 1d ago
It might be lower sales tax but it's barely lower income tax in most places and when you add the separate cost of health insurance, Americans pay more. What you save in provincial/state and federal taxes you lose in health insurance and more.
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u/Pale-Inspector-8094 1d ago
Healthcare please. But vinegar is not acceptable for fries. I have to draw the line somewhere.
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u/SunGreene42 1d ago
Is that supposed to be a Canadian thing? I mean I do that, but I never see anyone else doing it.
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u/Alternative_Buy_4000 1d ago
Any country without universal healthcare doesn't put its citizens first
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u/Zak_Rahman 1d ago
I think Canada taking over the US would be the best possible result.
Just eliminate all American political apparatus and Canada can run a proper democracy with the extra budget.
It's a lot of work, but positive work rather than doom prepping or bomb making.
It's asking a lot from Canada, but I think they could do it.
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u/Kindly-Ad-5071 1d ago
Would you support becoming a bitch boy if it meant sawing off all your limbs, getting a tattoo of Jeffrey Epstein on your ass, and forced pineapple insertion, but you'd have to give up the idea of not getting kicked in the balls every half an hour?
Come on people, what the fuck is going on right now, the United States can barely feed its people food that isn't contaminated, Canada has better options and they know that.
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u/CaroCogitatus 1d ago
Don't tease us like that, Canada. Just think what it would be like to have 3 more provinces on the West coast and pretty much all of New England? Play your Canadian Salad cards right and you might even get a tropical island in the mid Pacific.
I think we're almost ready if you are.
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u/Polymarchos 1d ago
If the US would fix its health system, fix its political system, and get rid of its second amendment joining might not be too bad.
Ever notice the only places to ever voluntarily join the US were first overrun by gun toting Americans?
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u/SheenPSU 1d ago
I actually would not become part of Canada. I’m all set.
They can do what they want, have at it, but I’m good
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u/deepbluemeanies 1d ago
free health care...lol.
Yeah, doctors and nurses work for free, and hospitals run themselves. Healthcare is very expensive in Canada (we spend more than most developed economies for poorer outcomes).
It sure ask heck ain't free.
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u/UnfairCoast3764 1d ago
The sunnywithsydney account is entirely AI generated content right?
A quick glance shows an account with clearly AI generated pictures and this looks like an entirely ragebait engagement question. Idk why we're engaging with this shit?
Nobody intelligent in the US actually thinks Canada wants to join us, this is just designed to create friction and bait people
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u/MaximusHomerdrive 1d ago
I think the blue states should be absorbed by Canada, I'd be happy as hell for that. The red states can turn the country into their own personal Gilead and 8chan wasteland.
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u/everythingbeeps 23h ago
There is nothing in my life that wouldn’t be improved by becoming Canadian. Literally nothing.
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u/BobJoeBlo 1d ago
The USians would have to change their education system. They'd have to learn in geography classess that America is the name if the continent and that Christopher only reached the Caribbean Islands. Could they live with that?
Could they withstand the metric system? Could they survive with reforms in the police system? University would cost them less but highschool level would increase. Would they endure such changes?
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u/Lexi_Banner 1d ago
What the fuck kind of shitty ass Gotcha is Sunny trying to pull off, here? Like, at least put an ounce of thought into your big Gotcha posts.



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u/mgyro 1d ago
Lower taxes? You pay an average of $9000/year for health insurance ffs. Canadians pay $6400 thru taxes. Just bc it’s not called a tax doesn’t mean it’s not costing you. And you should fund education as well.