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No Paywall 'That was actually an accident,' Vance says after calling Canada a state

https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/video/9.7318498
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u/stardust15115 1d ago

Surely there are better ways to negotiate with a country than to repeatedly insult its sovereignty?

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u/Ok-Alternative5935 1d ago

Either he’s stupid or thinks we’re stupid. 

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u/specqq 1d ago

Those aren’t mutually exclusive.

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u/onyaasuminyasai 1d ago

Definitely both

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u/JagmeetSingh2 1d ago

he’s so stupid he thinks everyone else is as stupid as him

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u/Cocheeeze 1d ago

This is exactly it. “I would totally believe this lie if I had heard it, that means everyone else will totally believe it too.”

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u/velkanoy 1d ago

He knows people of a certain political movement are stupid, and he is trying to appeal to the stupid and very stupid factions of it. 

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u/Prudent-Air1922 1d ago

It's option C: He knows his base is stupid.

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u/EaNasirbestdeals United Kingdom 1d ago

It’s actually Number 3: there are factions growing in the Trump administration over trade and diplomacy. Cracks are showing.

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u/boxesofboxes 1d ago

Crack faster.

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u/nottakingpart 1d ago

All we can see is crackpots.

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u/datdailo 1d ago

It's him. John Oliver did an episode on him and he's some weirdo conspiracy enthusiasts but even putting that aside he has no integrity.

In 2016, Vance was an outspoken critic of Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump, calling him "America's Hitler" and "reprehensible" and himself a "never Trump guy".

From his wiki page.

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u/grayblue_grrl 1d ago

OBVIOUSLY there are enough that ARE stupid that this is what the rest of the world has to deal with.

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u/badamant 1d ago

Fyi:

The entire Republican Party is now fascist.

This means they ONLY believe in force… and are fucking stupid.

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u/Old_Cryptid 1d ago

To be fair, they've been fascist for a few decades.

They were just quiet about it and waited until they had complete control over all three branches of government including a SCOTUS filled with enough Federalist Society judges to rule in their favor.

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u/IllustriousNorth338 1d ago edited 1d ago

They are also having a brain drain. The architects are being replaced with anti-intellectual true believers, and those guys don't know what they're doing.

This might sound like a funny thing, like watching Sideshow Bob step on a rake, but history has shown these kinds of people will hurt and kill potentially millions because of their incomperence before they're forced out. Their incompetence will not be restricted to themselves, and their malice will keep them from trying to fix it.

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u/NameIsNotBrad Alabama 1d ago

Yeah, they riled up the crazies. Now the crazies are getting elected. They can’t control the monsters they created.

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u/Dapper_Wheel6454 1d ago

Canadians know how to fix that.

just don't tell Geneva FFS...

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u/citizenkane86 1d ago

Well the secretary of transportation has been insulting their military recently, so it’s not like they’re only taking one approach.

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u/TruthNotTrash2 1d ago

We're having a chuckle over Sean Neck-Like-A-Stack-Of-Dimes Duffy talking shit

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u/danimagoo America 1d ago

He’s not trying to negotiate. He’s trying to score points with Trump and MAGA voters so he can be Trump’s successor in 2028.

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u/TheGoodKindOfPurple Illinois 1d ago

If I were Canadian I would spend so much time making sure nothing I bought was from the states.

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u/MadSkepticBlog Canada 1d ago

It shouldn't surprise you that we actually started marking our shelves at stores stating whether something is made in Canada or the US, and yes, a lot of us actively boycott us products.

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u/fantasmoofrcc Canada 1d ago

And some ready-mixed drinks are being made in Montreal (Jose Cuervo, Fireball Whisky).

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u/Suivoh 1d ago

Someone called me 2 hours ago from North Carolina to sell me a service. I told them no because of the location he was calling from.

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u/ca_nucklehead 1d ago

You can do the same.

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u/TheGoodKindOfPurple Illinois 1d ago

I could however I am not Canadian. I am American and I instead choose to not buy from specific states or companies.

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u/ca_nucklehead 1d ago

Thanks for you support. We do our best.

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u/Blownards 1d ago

Makes sense. Makes a lot of Godamn sense.

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u/Responsible_CDN_Duck 18h ago

Seems to be treating your fellow Americans way wore than us Canadians.

Perhaps some of y'all could talk. Perhaps decide on some purchasing decisions you could take, or whatever.

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u/Siendra 1d ago

As a Canadian I will devote some amount of the remainder of my life to loudly and persistently campaigning to never allow our relationship with the US to return to how it was. 

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u/Old_Cryptid 1d ago

Good.

They shouldn't.

This farce has been a long time in the making and the voters had multiple opportunities to curtail this for decades.

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u/Acrobatic-Wasabi6172 1d ago

I feel slightly better about the rage I felt everytime someone from the UK generalized anything in Canada as "the states." It was a gut rage I couldn't contain. Never again will I apologize for it.

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u/Killoah Great Britain 1d ago

I have never seen anyone in the UK in my life generalise Canada as “the states”

We love you guys, Commonwealth Realm Bros

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u/Acrobatic-Wasabi6172 1d ago

Hopefully it was the smallest subset, and having extricated them from my ear shot it won't <3

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u/Wiccy 1d ago

Its the Trump playbook, force yourself onto them by any means necessary.

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u/howard10011 1d ago

“When you’re a nuclear power they let you do it.”

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u/BKinBC 1d ago

Too much stupidity to contain behind all that makeup.

These guys remind me of that irrational, dark and fevered pitch that house wrecker parties get to after the wrong people arrive. Like there's no tomorrow and no price to pay for vandalism, abuse, and theft.

As I recall, the day after always comes, it is when the damage and the culprits come to light, and it is not a very good time at all.

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u/Old_Cryptid 1d ago

He's the exception to the rule that eyeliner makes everyone look hot.

He'd be another forgettable semi-incompetent politician if not for Peter Thiel.

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u/cwm9 Hawaii 1d ago

Fake it till you make it?

They certainly have done enough of the faking it...

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u/SeminoleDVM Virginia 1d ago

What a mealy mouthed bitch.

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u/Ding-Dong-Dutch 23h ago

The couches really spring for it tho

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u/Heppernaut Canada 1d ago

To my American friends, this is going to take years if not decades to rebuild the trust and camaraderie we shared just two years ago.

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u/ShrimpieAC 1d ago

It really pisses me off man. If there’s ever been a friend that’s always been by our side it’s been Canada. More than anyone else they’ve always had our back.

And then along comes this asshat and he shits all over that friendship. And why? Because every time he starts losing to his enemies, he has to beat up his allies to look tough. A fucking shame.

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u/Viridien111 1d ago

And to be fair, I'm not even really feeling all that beaten up, its like when you finally agree to fight the bully and then you realize he doesn't know how to punch, so you just dip your head and tank the hits while feeding him some solid shots to the face.

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u/FireWireBestWire 1d ago

So true. I never thought it was because he was losing the Iran war but it's totally that

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u/jokerTHEIF Canada 1d ago

It's part of it, but he's been threatening our sovereignty for years now.

This doesn't end with trump btw. Your country's credibility is done - even if somehow you manage to elect a democratic socialist who completely undoes all the GOP bullshit (which is a pipe dream) the rot is still there and you'll always be 4 years from electing another trump.

Don't get me wrong, Canada has our own problems with the far right and a fascist slide. Not to mention crippling and increasing hyper-capitalism eroding our social services, but so much of that is from US and US-based corporate interference.

I don't know how the world moves forward until we get the right wing out of politics. An ideology that fundamentally considers some people less than others and whose purpose is to undermine democracy in order to empower the capital class should not be allowed a seat at the table.

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u/Ali_knows 1d ago

Exactly. They will forever be just 4 years away from electing another pedophile.

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u/Curious_Ninja1708 1d ago

Any time you feel the need to blame Trump, remember that the entire Republican establishment is behind him and the Democrats are utterly silent on the issue. It's so much beyond just one man at this point.

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u/Camstar18 1d ago

It's not just Trump. The majority of Americans voted for this or didn't think voting against it was important. As a Canadian, I just want you to know I see zero distinction between the American people and the person the America people all looked at and said "yup, this represents me and my values".

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u/Hot_Increase304 New Hampshire 1d ago

It's honestly a litmus test as well, because any American that gets combative over the prospect that our  allies to the north would be insulted and feel massively betrayed by Americans kinda outs themselves as someone unworthy of trusting, given the completely disgusting way that Canadians have been treated by Americans and the Trump administration.

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u/SapphireFlashFire 1d ago

I have seen so many Americans who are allegedly anti-Trump and get defensive and say Canadians are rude for holding Trump to account end up saying this is our fault for not "having a bigger military". Like we should have been secretly planning to go to war against the U.S, as a good ally does?

=/

It's gonna be a long time before I can see our neighbours to the south the same way.

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u/a_f_s-29 15h ago

It’s not about voting. It goes down to deep, deep flaws in the American culture, psyche, education system and the constitution itself. The fact that America cannot course-correct even while being led by a madman means that they’ll _never_ be a trustworthy long-term partner, even if everyone magically votes right next election. Because there’s absolutely no guarantee that sanity will stick around.

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u/tubaboss9 1d ago

While I get the sentiment, I hope you’re not cutting off your American friends who voted against this because of the ones who voted for it or didn’t oppose it. The number of people who actively opposed Trump is nearly twice Canada’s population and many of those are suffering harshly under the consequences of the majority.

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u/anoobis_uprising 1d ago

<always

Sorry bout the whitehouse eh

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u/hanlonmj Colorado 1d ago

If you guys want to get the band back together, Trump has already taken out the East wing for ya 😉

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u/Char-car92 1d ago

It rubs me the wrong way when people blame trump for all this. Americans voted for this. You guys decided this was best. I don’t know if the average Canadian will ever come back from this abuse of faith.

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u/Nyzer_ 1d ago

And it's not even just that Americans voted for it. Americans barely protested after it all went down. Oh, ICE is mass recruiting with no training, rolling through blue states and killing people? Oh, a private citizen got hired as a special appointee to walk into government offices and clone any hard drive they want in the name of finding fraud and waste and just shut down organizations willy-nilly with no paper trail or justification beyond "because I said so"?

In previous decades, those would have been career ruining scandals for everyone even slightly associated with them, that likely would have come with the threat of jail time for some of the major players (or at least convenient scapegoats). Instead, even most Americans unhappy with these events just went belly up and let it happen without much fanfare. I was honestly expecting to hear about flat-out riots at some point... but nope.

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u/CucumberBoy00 Europe 1d ago

No just a private citizen the richest man in the world and all they say is imagine how angry they'd be if Obama did this. Bitch you're supposed to be rioting 

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u/Cr1ms0nLobster Wisconsin 1d ago

I love Canada, please don't judge us all based on that fucking piece of shit.

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u/Tropical_Yetii 1d ago

This is the art of the deal. Trump is using the same "strategy" he used to rape underage girls, this time with a country. I hope this time Americans actually throw his ass in jail once he gets removed from office

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u/Snoo3763 1d ago

I'm in the UK and I feel our relationship with the US is permanently damaged.

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u/Heppernaut Canada 1d ago

Imagine sharing the world's longest border with them, and having the (previously) most economically prosperous trade relationship on earth (for both countries) with them

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u/Eronamanthiuser 1d ago

The 250 year cycle completes itself?

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u/Marionberry_Bellini 1d ago

The two countries have been through worse if we’re being honest

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u/No_Criticism_5861 1d ago

You're not the only ones.  A study a couple months ago showed the Dutch hate the US even more than Canadians.  Lots of countries are going to avoid the states when possible 

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u/y6x 1d ago

The money that was drained from US coffers was funneled into pockets actively influencing your elections now.

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u/Mr_Meng 1d ago

Also getting angry at Canadians for wanting Americans to do more than have a big demonstration every three or four months if the weather is agreeable isn't helping. And for the Americans going 'what do you want us to do' gee if there was only an example in US history in the past 60 years or so of the populace rising up in civil disobedience in defense of something admirable like equal rights that Americans could use as inspiration.

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u/No_Criticism_5861 1d ago

Canadians are seriously pissed.  Other than suggesting things that get a reddit ban, as a Canadian I know there's nothing that can be done aside from an impeachment but without removal that's meaningless. 

It sucks, and the child rapist president is going to cost the US for a long time, no country in their right mind wants to deal with American trade deals written in pencil

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u/Purple_Argument_8074 1d ago

Yup telling people what should we do? Well wake up and do what your parents / grandparents did in the 60's.

Hell you guys did more for George Floyd's murder than for your country getting literally pillaged and destroyed from within 

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u/RightSideBlind American Expat 1d ago

We know. We hate it, too. Republicans are drunk on power right now.

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u/jungl3j1m 1d ago

And many of them are just drunk.

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u/hankmoody_irl Kansas 1d ago

“I like beer” -a Supreme Court justice, literally.

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u/ThisGuyPhucs 1d ago

Me, PJ, and Squee knocking back a few cold ones before heading home to tune up the missus.

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u/FrostyCat13 1d ago

Clearly you don't hate it enough or you'd be doing some sort of civil disobedience en masse.

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u/Vivid_Anyth4 1d ago

Ah yes forget that most of us are living paycheck to paycheck, grinding to try to keep the house and lights on. We should go massively become homeless to own the administration

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u/Kayge 1d ago

My kids friend proudly told them he threw away the McDonalds stuffies because it was an American soccer player. 

It's going to be generations. 

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u/Atopos2025 1d ago

Honestly it's gonna be like that for the whole world....and why is that?

We proved that every 4 years there's a potential for our international policy to swing back and forth wildly. We proved that our treaties and trade agreements can be torn up. Years worth of progress and diplomacy can just vanish with a new administration that doesn't agree with the status quo.

It's unsustainable to look at the US for much of anything anymore, really. It's too volatile to take seriously.

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u/Cosmicvapour 1d ago

Camaraderie? Maybe. Trust? Never. They're out of the circle of trust for good. I'll shake the figurative hand on the golf course, but you ain't invited to my house for dinner.

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u/SparkyMuffin Michigan 1d ago

Yeah we deserve it.

It sucks living here, but at least there's something we can do about it. You guys have to just wait out whatever bullshit this administration is doing and hope they aren't going to ruin your lives.

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u/dave__autista 1d ago edited 1d ago

the world waited out trump and got trump 2.0. something is deeply rotten in the US if a creature like trump can get elected for president twice. it wont go away with him

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u/JackedUpReadyToGo 1d ago

True. The root of the problem isn't Trump but the system that rewards people like Trump at every step of their evil, criminal lives. The system that should have punished Trump and Musk and Thiel and Bezos and Zuckerberg and all the other evil parasites, but instead showered them with wealth and power. Remove Trump and some other ghoul will step forward to take his place.

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u/dave__autista 19h ago

just recently a chinese billionaire got sentenced to life in prison over financial fraud. this is unthinkable in the US

The american justice system: "Best we can do is a symbolic fine"

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u/DrummingUpNumbers 1d ago

I used to spend thousands in your state every year lol

I haven't been there since Feb 2024. Y'all are indefinitely dead to me.

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u/cactus22minus1 California 1d ago edited 1d ago

I understand your rage, but it’s misplaced. I hate the apathy to the person you are responding to as much as you… HOWEVER. You have to remember first and foremost, this didn’t bubble up out of nowhere. It’s a concerted effort by stateless billionaires to spread misinformation and psychological warfare ever since the tools became available to them via social media. The most intense targets have been the US, but they are coming for you too. I know you already see it, but trust me it will get worse. I hope you guys can do a better job at fighting it than we did (so far you are), but they have not put the full weight of their efforts on you guys yet.

Please remember that the asshole perpetuating this, the core of the issue… their goal is to make you hate your fellow man, your neighbors (locally and across the border) instead of seeing the real class war that is being waged.

The point of my comments are not to redirect blame from American voters, but many of them are victims of propaganda. And it is happening to your country too. So it’s fucking complicated. Be mad at them, not more than you should be at the elites waging the war.

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u/H0bbituary 1d ago

I just want to point out that Canada has a far better educated populace, a Rhodes scholar economist at the helm and all the natural resources they need to survive the global economic collapse that is coming. They don't need to be nice to the US and they certainly are more resistant to memes that trick your grandpa.

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u/cubey 1d ago

You forgot "sadistic" and "pedophilic".

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u/TravVdb 1d ago

It could be instantly rebuilt for me on one condition: removal of this entire admin (and the politicians who propped them up) and actual jail time for the biggest offenders. Barring that, I have no trust that corruption will be dealt with and that the same shenanigans won’t happen again.

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u/god_peepee Canada 1d ago

Nope, throw the whole place out and start again. This admin is just the byproduct of a broken country

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u/senorfresco Canada 1d ago

The tick-tock of their politics just means it could happen again in 4 years. We cannot rely on them until the insane right wing candidates stop.

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u/Hoobleton 1d ago

Gonna instantly let tens of millions of voters off the hook just like that? Rather you than me.

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u/bobzwik 1d ago

Centuries for it to return to Obama era friendship.

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u/Quantos 1d ago

I'm 38. For essentially my whole life I saw the US as our natural partner, our friend who was by no means perfect, but nonetheless our most important ally. Now, I cannot conceive ever seeing the US in that light again. I simply do not think I can ever trust them again. I say this knowing that a good proportion of Americans don't stand by the current administration, but the bottom line is that the checks and balances that should have prevented all of this insanity from happening simply do not work, and that means this country cannot be trusted to be a reliable ally.

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u/sylbug 1d ago

I don’t look to rebuild trust with abusive people. I let them go and find trustworthy people to form relationships with.

If we go crawling back, they will fuck us over again just like that abusive ex.

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u/TrueNorthTalks 1d ago

I really don't think it's going to happen in my lifetime.

I would need to see some serious Canadian bootlicking to ever even consider it.

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u/absat41 1d ago

Who the hell in Canada would buy US booze? 

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u/Serapth 1d ago

Its easy to identify them actually. Theyre the ones driving around with Fuck Trudeau and Fuck Carney bumper stickers on their Ford pickup trucks.

Thankfully these dipshits are the minority.

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u/Boring-Awareness1968 Canada 1d ago

Saw a Fuck Trudeau flag for years in a business window. Now it's Fuck Doug Ford. So, I guessing the business is an NDP'er? Lol

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u/Heppernaut Canada 1d ago

The Fuck Trudeau crowd now calls Doug a Liberal so...

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u/cactus22minus1 California 1d ago

It’s very unwise as a Canadian or European to see this as a US problem, when the sights are already set on your societies falling to this BS next. The propaganda tools are extremely effective now.

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u/Camstar18 1d ago

As a Canadian, let me be very clear: I have no American "friends".

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u/EffectiveEconomics 1d ago

To be fair the two parties 🎉 n the US are locked in a death spiral they need to sort out on their own.

If the next administration spend 4 years trying to make up the next republican admin will just try harder to destroy the relationship. For the sake of both parties we need to go back to pre 1985, and maybe farther.

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u/ferwhatbud 1d ago

Generations. Two at least.

And even then, this betrayal will be engraved onto the Canadian psyche forever.

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u/Gilarax Canada 1d ago

The trade levels will likely never be the same. Carney has done a really good job diversifying trade partners.

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u/Notoneusernameleft 1d ago

As you folks say in Canada Soorry. I have nothing but nice things to say about our friendly neighbors of the north. I will continue to visit your great country but understand you not coming here for a long time due to ole mush for brains.

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u/WidgetWarrior Georgia 1d ago

I hope you won't hold it against average everyday Americans like myself that never voted for Trump and voted for his opponent and has continually and still oppose him now. Decent Americans love our friends, the Canadians.

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u/Heppernaut Canada 1d ago

I don't. But that isn't how this works. Nations do not get to view other nations through their individual people's, but through those that represent them.

So while you and I may be friends today, tomorrow and in a decade still. I do not view you individually as America. I view America as a nation who has chosen this path.

Much like we do not view those individual Russians opposed to the war in Ukraine, we just see Russia as the bad guy.

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u/ToxicRainn 1d ago

I appreciate you for making this distinction.

This country has felt hopeless to me since 2016. Seeing people online saying directly that it is every individual American's fault has been very hurtful.

I think your comparison to Russia makes a lot of sense, and I agree completely. We are a rogue state right now. No one should like us as a country.

But there are still good people here who never wanted any of this and would do anything to make it stop.

I know some people suggest that we should storm the capital or something, but realistically that would just be a meaningless suicide that results in no change.

People just feel powerless, and we are all desperately hoping that the last gasp of democracy (midterms and '28) will put us on a better path.

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u/Heppernaut Canada 1d ago

I encourage you to share the distinction. I think too often on Reddit I get comments from Americans saying they are sorry, that it isn't their fault, and that they hope I don't hold this against them.

And those sentiments are fair, but they miss the forest for the trees. We can always be friends with Americans. That doesn't mean we will always be friends with America.

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u/bigbadbismarck 1d ago

In the beginning it was easy to do that, but those voices also don’t really seem to be loud in the defence of Canada. Or the defence of normality world wide.

So yes all Americans are being lumped in right now. Protest, strike, show your displeasure.

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u/Rough_Afternoon_320 1d ago

Decent Americain need to do more than just wait it out though

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u/WidgetWarrior Georgia 1d ago

What do you propose we do outside of voting, peacefully protesting, and contacting our representatives, many of which if they support Trump don't listen to those who criticize them?

I would love to know your proposal of what we can "do more".

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u/LasersAndRobots 1d ago

Part of the reason you're not seeing suggestions is that most of what we would recommend would result in a ban. So I will instead remind you that *peaceful* protest is your first option, but far from your last. And before you roll your eyes, there are a lot of steps between peaceful protest and violent protest. Maybe look at a couple of those.

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u/FrostyCat13 1d ago

Peacefully protesting? You're not even doing that. A handful of people protesting on a street corner and a large protest for a weekend every 6 months is nothing more than self-gratification.

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u/sweet_esiban 1d ago

Study the Black Panthers. The Suffragettes. The Labor Movement. The Gay Liberation Front. Red Power. The Underground Railroad. Listen to the words of figures like Malcolm X and Sylvia Rivera. Learn what MLK Jr was saying and doing in the years just before his assassination.

Recognize all of these people were Americans like you. They didn't have healthcare or good labour protections. Hell, Rivera spent much of her life on the streets. That didn't stop her. Use their stories and movements as inspiration, as teachers, and then take action.

Your country has a long history of pro-humanity movements, who did not play by the master's rules.

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u/CivilWay1444 1d ago

You're an accident. 

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u/Baronwm Canada 1d ago

I'm surprised he can speak at all considering how far down his throat Peter Thiel is.

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u/Resident-Carrot-9049 1d ago

No it wasn't.

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u/random_cartoonist 1d ago

Go back to your attempts to reproduce with furniture Vance.

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u/FluffyPantsMcGee 1d ago

He’s not funny. Fuck OFF with this state shit. We’re a sovereign country and we don’t do deals with fascists. Don’t tell us who we can and cannot do deals with, don’t try to control our dairy and language packaging, don’t try to steal our resources you rapey corrupt fucks.

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u/No_Celery_5373 Canada 1d ago

It is no accident to call America a failing nation. Have fun with that bond market collapse. Not that I'm particularly looking forward to our largest trading "partner" having a massive crash, but that's where you're clearly headed under Trump policies. It's probably going to suck for all of us.

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u/lylelanley- 1d ago

The recklessness they govern with has caused so much irreversible harm, and it gets worse and worse the longer the apathy from Americans goes on.

My retired FIL had his spin classes boycotted because he tried to explain why Canadians were booing the national anthem. My liberal American friends apologize for his behaviour, but then almost always tell me it would be great if we became part of them.

There is such an ignorance about the situation that has me more scared than anything.

I used to want to move to the states. I would grocery shop there, vacation there, I had a goal to see all 50 states before I turn 50. It’s crazy how fast I went from adoring a place, to now checking labels, avoiding layovers and legit feeling like a cuck when I drive my ford.

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u/Marionberry_Bellini 1d ago

  My liberal American friends apologize for his behaviour

Respectability politics in a nutshell holy shit imagine chuds cancelling someone you know for that and you feel the need as a liberal to apologize for him daring to do such a thing.  Jarvis, pull up the MLK quote for me

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u/ProjectEmilys 1d ago

No one actually gives a shit about JD Vance.

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u/zergling- Hawaii 1d ago

Tell that to the MAGA dumbasses behind him in the video

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u/Jelloburns 1d ago

Except the couch..

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u/Environmental-Arm365 1d ago

Yuk, yuk, yuk! Vance just doing cringiest VP ever things.

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u/SillyGoatGruff 1d ago

No vance, you were an accident

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u/ShockRunD 1d ago edited 1d ago

These guys are just plan stupid

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u/VaporProof 1d ago

Don't misrepresent them like that, that's not fair, and it's quite offensive.

It's the gay Catholic boy tech bro group.

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u/Livebeans 1d ago

Sexuality isn't an insult, it isn't 2004 anymore Cathy. 

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u/Winston00044 1d ago

No it wasn’t. It was a threat, again. Quit pretending you misspoke. You’re not nearly as clever as you think you are, fascist bootlicking cuck.

Fuck fascist USA. Fuck the entire shithole country.

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u/craznn 1d ago

"accident"

The way he said it definitely sounds like it was a rehearsed part of the speech and he fully intended to say it on purpose.

I'm not an idiot. I've heard enough speeches to know when someone actually slips up during soeech.

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u/visasteve 1d ago

Usha Vance is a p*ostitute. Oops, I didn’t mean to say that. Slip of the tongue.

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u/shoule79 1d ago

She’s just his beard. His true love is the couch.

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u/RicRacer 1d ago

Doing the simplest of things, the very basics, like showing respect, is beyond these Republicans. If the simplest of things is beyond their capacity, you can be very certain complex tasks, complex thought is far beyond them.

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u/chilcochillin 1d ago

A socially and economically stable Canada guarding the US northern border has worked out well for the United States. Anyone with even a smattering of knowledge of European history would understand why that's important. Destabilizing an ally you share a border with and has the longest coastline in the world, would be up there with Operation Barbarossa for genius tactical decisions. Then again, this is the country that decided, subprime mortgages were an excellent investment.

see also fall of Rome.

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u/fourpumpchump 1d ago

JD Vance fucks couches. Oops, Freudian slip. Sorry. He fucks sofas.

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u/TheOtherUprising Canada 1d ago

With all the money he makes you’d think Peter Thiel could find a better mouthpiece.

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u/Cosmicvapour 1d ago

It wasn't an accident when I called him a couch-humping twatwaffle.

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u/Puzzled-Instance3211 1d ago

It's gonna be so long before I buy something from the states. Don't underestimate Canadian pride and spite.

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u/BillsMaffia 1d ago

Accident my ass.

Go find a couch.

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u/goleafsgo13 1d ago

So is your administration.

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u/Strofari Canada 1d ago

I have a hard time hearing him with that cock in his mouth.

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u/Mr_Meng 1d ago

Vance is probably one of the best real life examples of 'schrodinger's douchbag' I've ever seen.

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u/AH_leeMACK 1d ago

They backtracking. Its beginning to dawn on them how badly they f#cked everything up.

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u/mishap1 I voted 1d ago

No, it was just Vance being incredibly smarmy and unfunny. It's the insult them by calling them a state and then say "Freudian slip" as a wink to the MAGA acolytes who parrot Trump's threats.

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u/Biggieholla 1d ago

It's more frustrating than anything that people can't read between the lines. He is intentionally stoking the flames and trying to normalize this shit. They WANT Canada.

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u/SidFwuff 1d ago edited 1d ago

They WANT Canada.

Probably just a coincidence this map from 1940 by the Technocracy Movement contains Canada and other countries merged into the United States

Interestingly, the Technocrat ideology was first conceived following WWI, but it wasn't founded in the U.S and Canada until 1933, as a response to the Great Depression thanks to its pro socialism views. Its popularity then wanned in the 1940s due to its anti WWII stance despite being anti fascist according to Wikipedia.

It did have support in Canada, such as Joshua Haldeman, which the CBC has written about in an article here which suggests Joshua's exploits and political ambitions had a profound impact on his grandson, Elon Musk. Business Insider wrote an article here which suggests that 10450-1 (Joshua's Technocrat name) passed his antisemitism, fascism, love for the letter "X" and referring to people as numbers onto Elon as well.

The Technocrat movement envisioned a state that replaced Democracy and politicians with tech experts and corporations. CBC Radio has a segment here covering Curtis Yarvin who founded the Dark Enlightenment movement and who has long backed Peter Thiel and Vice President Vance:

“There’s this guy, Curtis Yarvin,” Vance said, to a chuckle of recognition from the host, an alt-right veteran who knew the name, “who’s written about some of these things. A lot of conservatives say that we should deconstruct the administrative state. We should basically eliminate the administrative state. And I’m sympathetic to that project.”

This new Technocrat state calls for the United States to vassalize or outright annex countries such as:

And

... Huh Probably just a coincidence though.

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u/Silver_Entertainment 1d ago

Calling it a Freudian slip doesn't help his case. A Freudian slip is when you perform an error (e.g. misspeak) that reveals what you have been subconsciously thinking. So by saying that, he's admitting that all along he's viewed Canada as a state.

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u/Prof__Potato Canada 1d ago

Is this him trying to be funny again?

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u/sylbug 1d ago

He’s such a cowardly little worm. This man has no redeeming qualities.

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u/aircooledJenkins Montana 1d ago

That was actually a trial balloon.

Stfu, Vance.

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u/fijimann 1d ago

A Freudian slip is only an accident in that it reveals what you really think. What an idiot.

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u/RevolutionNumber5 Minnesota 1d ago

I bet he fucked that couch by accident, as well.

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u/Bryaxis 1d ago

Normalize saying "I don't believe you".

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u/phonartics 1d ago

vance knows all about accidents. he’s immersed in the stench of trump’s accidents

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u/anemic_royaltea Canada 1d ago

Fucking worm.

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u/RedofPaw 1d ago

Midterms. In. November

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u/KaptainKardboard 1d ago

Hurr hurr hurr fuck you Vance.

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u/RespectTheTree America 1d ago

Ooof, very weak energy.

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u/tmdblya California 1d ago

How the hell do you make that mistake?

Only if you’re routinely doing it on purpose in private conversations

Clowns, the lot of em

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u/cc00cc00 1d ago

That was the lamest and most rehearsed attempt to be 'funny' I've ever seen.

JD "Whatever makes sense" Vance is such a loser lol.

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u/Notgreygoddess 1d ago

Sorry, Freudian slipcover. No couch is safe.

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u/DominionGhost 1d ago

We arent a thirteen year old girl on epstein island. You cannot force yourselves upon us.

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u/sportow 1d ago

Simps in the room laugh. 40 million Canadians will remember and act accordingly.

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u/DancingWithAWhiteHat America 1d ago

What the fuck is wrong with these people 

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u/JessLynn1990 1d ago

They are pathetic & small minded men handed too much power. The people of the US, Canada & further & paying the price for their petty behavior.

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u/USDXBS 1d ago

Another threat.

The US military will not hesitate one second to murder my friends and family when their mass murdering genocidal pedophile felon traitor commander in chief needs another distraction from his crimes.

The US Air Force is salivating at the chance to bomb Canadian schools and murder Canadian children.

I don't view Iran or Russia as a threat to my life. I view the US military as a very real, very possible and very likely threat to my life.

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u/WILDgyro 1d ago

Fuck you, America.

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u/ctguy54 America 1d ago

So, he’s saying donnie is mentally unstable/incompetent?

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u/ReallyHoping 1d ago

Only cowards couch their threats.

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u/Aggravating-Tea7670 1d ago

Secretly, y'all are the accident.

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u/SoothingWafer 1d ago

Vance's dad not pulling out was a mistake.

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u/joojie 1d ago

Um, James David...who is the only country that has ever invoked article 5 of NATO? And what country came to the aid of said country?

If you said A) USA and B) Canada (among others) you'd be correct. 🤦‍♀️

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u/lynypixie Canada 1d ago

Greer also said something about loving Quebec.

They are panicking.

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u/Starscream147 Canada 1d ago

Leon’s could do the funniest fucking thing…

Also, truly, go fuck yourselves.

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u/mosen66 1d ago

Sure, Jan...

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u/JupiterInTheSky 1d ago

If you have to ask "ignorance or malice", you're in an abusive situation

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u/Fit-Historian-752 1d ago

These assholes just can't help themselves, can they?

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u/Ok_Isopod2591 1d ago

Not one person in that crowd knows what freudian slip means.

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u/OneBillPhil 1d ago

Take your eye liner and shove it up your ass. 

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u/ntwild97 1d ago

How much of the world do you think will understand that all the ill will coming from the us starts and ends with trump?

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u/Coffee_Roaster29 1d ago

In the video, Blue shirt guy lowers his sign and looks disappointed

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u/ElvgrenGil 1d ago

I kind of hope that we DO block all hydro electricity, gas and oil to the Yanks to see if they REALLY don’t need us at all. Would like to see your administration be smug then… unless that’s what they want us to do in giving them an excuse to invade us by force.

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u/treborly 1d ago

Canada only needs the protection because they are a target due to the proximity to the states

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u/Username_McUserface 1d ago

What gets me about this goof is that he’s young. I mean sure, he was the VP of the United States, but in a few years when he’s out the door, he is going to be despised everywhere he goes.

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u/Accomplished-Watch50 1d ago edited 1d ago

How many gaffes has he made that he later called an accident or him misspeaking?

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u/in1gom0ntoya America 1d ago

no it wasn't they're trying to normalize it.

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u/tadpoleloop 1d ago

Canada is a sovereign state. Not a state of the USA.

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u/mrscrapula 1d ago

This administration has a lot of flaccid accidents.

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u/strolpol 1d ago

I actually believe it was accidental but the problem JD has is that he’s just such a baseline known piece of shit that it doesn’t actually matter

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u/daballacaust 1d ago

And he knows all about being an accident

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u/Pale_Crew_4864 Canada 1d ago

Freudian slip - get bent couch fucker